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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I always laugh when I think of the "Angry Pirate".
As you're about to cum you pullout, cum in her eye and she stands up covering her eye with her hand. Then kick her shin so she's hopping on one leg and groaning "arrghhh". Hey presto an Angry Pirate.
It makes me laugh everytime.. you guys got any good ones you've heard of? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My chosen specialist subject on Mastermind would be funny sexual terms 
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You've always struck me as someone who wouldn't be afraid to try whatever she's heard |
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By *unnerbenMan
over a year ago
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The Spider-Man - just as ur about to cum , pull out cum in your hand and throw it at her face like Spider-Man spins a web
Rusty thrombone - the girl rims the mans ass from behind like reaching around to wank him at same time like playing a thrombone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My fave term is The Brunch. If you're having sex on the beach, take your micky out and wipe it in the sand till it looks like a Brunch icecream. Boom! 
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Hahaha now that's a new one I've never heard of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've got a set of lips on you that could suck a water Mellon threw a garden hose"
I've seen those red lips in person, this would be something she might be down to try |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"BOB when i first heard it i was shocked that a woman would need such a thing
Battery Opperated Boyfriend "
Well I don't know about you but I don't have a 15 speed multi wave pattern vibrating cock with rabbit ears for extreme blended orgasms.
This is what we're competing with haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOB when i first heard it i was shocked that a woman would need such a thing
Battery Opperated Boyfriend
Well I don't know about you but I don't have a 15 speed multi wave pattern vibrating cock with rabbit ears for extreme blended orgasms.
This is what we're competing with haha"
I have 2 speeds hell for leather and asleep....
I've big ears but that can he used to hang on, they dont vibrate though.... |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"BOB when i first heard it i was shocked that a woman would need such a thing
Battery Opperated Boyfriend
Well I don't know about you but I don't have a 15 speed multi wave pattern vibrating cock with rabbit ears for extreme blended orgasms.
This is what we're competing with haha
I have 2 speeds hell for leather and asleep....
I've big ears but that can he used to hang on, they dont vibrate though...."
What u mean u cant wiggle ur ears |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heard a story once about a thing called The Angry Dragon. Girl warned guy to tell when he was going to cum as she didn't like the taste .
Guy proceeded to cum in the girls mouth then tap the back of her head causing her to blow cum bubbles out her nose and get really angry really fast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slovakian Traffic Cone
The Slovakian traffic cone is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat. |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"Slovakian Traffic Cone
The Slovakian traffic cone is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat."
Why Slovakian? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Slovakian Traffic Cone
The Slovakian traffic cone is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat."
What the fuck...... |
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She's a fanny like a wizards sleeve or a fanny like a clowns pocket! She was so horny, when I put my hand on her pussy it was like a horse eating oats from your hand. Sherrifs badge = bum hole
All courtesy of Roger Nellie's thesaurus in 'viz' magazine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The term " Flying Horse" can be used for for Anal Sex.
You may be aware of a long running called Coronation Street. In it, the local pub is called The Rovers Return. However, if the Rovers is closed due to some disaster, or you are persona non grata or barred, characters frequent the alternative hostilery, the Flying Horse.
As the Profanisaurus describes it:
Ken. Hey Deirdre ( Ken's wife), fancy a quickie?
Dierdre. Sorry Ken, I'm up on blocks at the moment. If we do, it will have to be the Flying Horse! |
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"The term " Flying Horse" can be used for for Anal Sex.
You may be aware of a long running called Coronation Street. In it, the local pub is called The Rovers Return. However, if the Rovers is closed due to some disaster, or you are persona non grata or barred, characters frequent the alternative hostilery, the Flying Horse.
As the Profanisaurus describes it:
Ken. Hey Deirdre ( Ken's wife), fancy a quickie?
Dierdre. Sorry Ken, I'm up on blocks at the moment. If we do, it will have to be the Flying Horse!"
Up on blocks  |
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