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Mind Me Hip 1942
Hold Me Teeth 39
What's Your Name Again 1927
Are You In Yet 45
Warbride Hotwife 42
Pussy 4 Rations 47
Is This Your Place or Mine 29
Ovaltine Orals 38
Edith Spaff 1939
Sassy Bloomers 34
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over a year ago
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"Is that their real age or their fab age? 
What is the conversion rate of a Fab year now anyway? Is it like miles to kilometers? "
Divide real age by 4 and multiply by three than minus 2  |
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over a year ago
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"Is that their real age or their fab age?
What is the conversion rate of a Fab year now anyway? Is it like miles to kilometers? "
It seems to have some kind of exponential quality too, the longer you're here |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Active? Do they need to be able to squat?
So long as they're only holding the Zimmerframe with one hand"
Damn, that's me out of the question, I've to hold on with two hands, sitting on top of the zimmerframe, bending over it is a different story, that I can do even free hands.  |
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over a year ago
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"Does 44 count as old
Haha go away out of that, you'll still be hunting cubs years from now "
I want to have as much wild sex as possible so that one day I can become that inappropriate old lady that says things like "when I was your age I got concussion getting bent over a tree".. my family will be like "Granny you are putting us off our Christmas dinner" |
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"Does 44 count as old
Haha go away out of that, you'll still be hunting cubs years from now
I want to have as much wild sex as possible so that one day I can become that inappropriate old lady that says things like "when I was your age I got concussion getting bent over a tree".. my family will be like "Granny you are putting us off our Christmas dinner""
Best thing about getting old is not having to filter what you say any more |
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"Mind Me Hip 1942
Hold Me Teeth 39
What's Your Name Again 1927
Are You In Yet 45
Warbride Hotwife 42
Pussy 4 Rations 47
Is This Your Place or Mine 29
Ovaltine Orals 38
Edith Spaff 1939
Sassy Bloomers 34
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"Does 44 count as old
Haha go away out of that, you'll still be hunting cubs years from now
I want to have as much wild sex as possible so that one day I can become that inappropriate old lady that says things like "when I was your age I got concussion getting bent over a tree".. my family will be like "Granny you are putting us off our Christmas dinner"
Best thing about getting old is not having to filter what you say any more "
I have visions of me embarrassing the life out of my grand nieces and nephews in my 80s and 90s by making inappropriate comments about sausages, wizard's sleeves, and offering anyone who comes to visit 'fanny biscuits'. |
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"Does 44 count as old
Haha go away out of that, you'll still be hunting cubs years from now
I want to have as much wild sex as possible so that one day I can become that inappropriate old lady that says things like "when I was your age I got concussion getting bent over a tree".. my family will be like "Granny you are putting us off our Christmas dinner"
Best thing about getting old is not having to filter what you say any more
I have visions of me embarrassing the life out of my grand nieces and nephews in my 80s and 90s by making inappropriate comments about sausages, wizard's sleeves, and offering anyone who comes to visit 'fanny biscuits'. "
How's your whispering eye |
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over a year ago
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"Does 44 count as old
Haha go away out of that, you'll still be hunting cubs years from now
I want to have as much wild sex as possible so that one day I can become that inappropriate old lady that says things like "when I was your age I got concussion getting bent over a tree".. my family will be like "Granny you are putting us off our Christmas dinner"
Best thing about getting old is not having to filter what you say any more
I have visions of me embarrassing the life out of my grand nieces and nephews in my 80s and 90s by making inappropriate comments about sausages, wizard's sleeves, and offering anyone who comes to visit 'fanny biscuits'. "
Don't forget otters pockets and widows memories |
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"What age is old these days?
Whatever age you are when you reject someone
27 
Eeek! I'll get my cardigan.... 
Dont forget ur slippers and hair net "
Sheeshh... Good thing you reminded me!! I'll be off out without my knickers next... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does 44 count as old
Haha go away out of that, you'll still be hunting cubs years from now
I want to have as much wild sex as possible so that one day I can become that inappropriate old lady that says things like "when I was your age I got concussion getting bent over a tree".. my family will be like "Granny you are putting us off our Christmas dinner""
You'll have to be careful out in those trees, you can't afford to keep tearing all those tights or you'll be a broke older woman in later life |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"What age is old these days?
Whatever age you are when you reject someone
27
Eeek! I'll get my cardigan....
Dont forget ur slippers and hair net
Sheeshh... Good thing you reminded me!! I'll be off out without my knickers next... "
U mean u havent sold em all |
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"What age is old these days?
Whatever age you are when you reject someone
27
Eeek! I'll get my cardigan....
Dont forget ur slippers and hair net
Sheeshh... Good thing you reminded me!! I'll be off out without my knickers next...
U mean u havent sold em all "
Can't quite get the wording right for my advert yet... "Flimsy flossy bits for sale. Various colours. Reinforced gussets. One careful owner. Low mileage. No refunds." How's that sound? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What age is old these days?
According to most fab profiles it's 99
Hands up who has or would meet an individual in their 90's? 
Not with a view to becoming playmates... But would socially. "
Socially? What would you and said 95 year old Larry from Gorey chat about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What age is old these days?
According to most fab profiles it's 99
Hands up who has or would meet an individual in their 90's?
Depends are they putting me in their will "
Absolutely not the will is put away |
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"What age is old these days?
According to most fab profiles it's 99
Hands up who has or would meet an individual in their 90's?
Not with a view to becoming playmates... But would socially.
Socially? What would you and said 95 year old Larry from Gorey chat about? "
Whatever we find interesting! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What age is old these days?
According to most fab profiles it's 99
Hands up who has or would meet an individual in their 90's?
Not with a view to becoming playmates... But would socially.
Socially? What would you and said 95 year old Larry from Gorey chat about?
Whatever we find interesting! "
The rising? The price of turnips? Who shot jfk? Shit like that yeah |
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"Active? Do they need to be able to squat?
So long as they're only holding the Zimmerframe with one hand
Damn, that's me out of the question, I've to hold on with two hands, sitting on top of the zimmerframe, bending over it is a different story, that I can do even free hands. "
Any chance I could book a front row seat to see that. LOL XX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What age is old these days?
Here on fab, 40 is the new 60
That’s in men years
Jsyus i dont know i feel like a 21yr old just have to find a blind one "
You’ll forever be 47 . Or is that 1947? I’m going to hide now |
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"What age is old these days?
According to most fab profiles it's 99
Hands up who has or would meet an individual in their 90's?
Not with a view to becoming playmates... But would socially.
Socially? What would you and said 95 year old Larry from Gorey chat about?
Whatever we find interesting!
The rising? The price of turnips? Who shot jfk? Shit like that yeah "
Current affairs, sports, weather, price of an espresso, who will shoot Trump... I'm sure not all of the conversation would be set in the past |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Active? Do they need to be able to squat?
What??? Oh squat. Misread that.
My squatting days are over but I enjoy fab very much at 50 "
I can still squat, it's the standing back up part I have trouble with  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Active? Do they need to be able to squat?
What??? Oh squat. Misread that.
My squatting days are over but I enjoy fab very much at 50
I can still squat, it's the standing back up part I have trouble with "
Lol same but I can squat and collaspe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What age is old these days?
According to most fab profiles it's 99
Hands up who has or would meet an individual in their 90's?
Not with a view to becoming playmates... But would socially.
Socially? What would you and said 95 year old Larry from Gorey chat about?
Whatever we find interesting!
The rising? The price of turnips? Who shot jfk? Shit like that yeah
Current affairs, sports, weather, price of an espresso, who will shoot Trump... I'm sure not all of the conversation would be set in the past "
Hi T&I,
Kaizer here, still rocking at 95 years of age. Can the Oldmanbeast entice you for a coffee?
Somewhere wheelchair accessible and if you wouldn't sitting to Kaizer's left as he's deaf in the right ear.
Also no sudden movements please and thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What age is old these days?
Here on fab, 40 is the new 60
That’s in men years
Jsyus i dont know i feel like a 21yr old just have to find a blind one "
Feeling one is the next step. |
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"What age is old these days?
According to most fab profiles it's 99
Hands up who has or would meet an individual in their 90's?
Not with a view to becoming playmates... But would socially.
Socially? What would you and said 95 year old Larry from Gorey chat about?
Whatever we find interesting!
The rising? The price of turnips? Who shot jfk? Shit like that yeah
Current affairs, sports, weather, price of an espresso, who will shoot Trump... I'm sure not all of the conversation would be set in the past
Hi T&I,
Kaizer here, still rocking at 95 years of age. Can the Oldmanbeast entice you for a coffee?
Somewhere wheelchair accessible and if you wouldn't sitting to Kaizer's left as he's deaf in the right ear.
Also no sudden movements please and thanks. "
Promise to share your Werthers Originals with me and you have a deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What age is old these days?
According to most fab profiles it's 99
Hands up who has or would meet an individual in their 90's?
Not with a view to becoming playmates... But would socially.
Socially? What would you and said 95 year old Larry from Gorey chat about?
Whatever we find interesting!
The rising? The price of turnips? Who shot jfk? Shit like that yeah
Current affairs, sports, weather, price of an espresso, who will shoot Trump... I'm sure not all of the conversation would be set in the past
Hi T&I,
Kaizer here, still rocking at 95 years of age. Can the Oldmanbeast entice you for a coffee?
Somewhere wheelchair accessible and if you wouldn't sitting to Kaizer's left as he's deaf in the right ear.
Also no sudden movements please and thanks.
Promise to share your Werthers Originals with me and you have a deal "
You can have a Werthers if you could be an absolute sweetheart and sort the commode |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Active? Do they need to be able to squat?
What??? Oh squat. Misread that.
My squatting days are over but I enjoy fab very much at 50
I can still squat, it's the standing back up part I have trouble with "
Love to sit under a squatter. Or is it squatteress? |
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"Active? Do they need to be able to squat?
What??? Oh squat. Misread that.
My squatting days are over but I enjoy fab very much at 50
I can still squat, it's the standing back up part I have trouble with
Love to sit under a squatter. Or is it squatteress? "
Just make sure they haven't had their prune juice first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butterflies Can`t see their wings, They Can`t see how beautiful they are, But everyone else can.. Beauty doesn`t end at any age."
The average butterfly dies around 2 weeks old |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"What age is old these days?
Here on fab, 40 is the new 60
That’s in men years
Jsyus i dont know i feel like a 21yr old just have to find a blind one
You’ll forever be 47 . Or is that 1947? I’m going to hide now "
Still able to handle u though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 45 .. it's a true saying life begins in your 40s..
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Absolutely i have a sexual bucket list that I need to work on so I'm hoping it only gets better. I skipped my 25 - 35 sexual period. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What age is old these days?
Here on fab, 40 is the new 60
That’s in men years
Jsyus i dont know i feel like a 21yr old just have to find a blind one
You’ll forever be 47 . Or is that 1947? I’m going to hide now
Still able to handle u though "
Ha ha ya reckon I’ll get the trench coat lol |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"What age is old these days?
Here on fab, 40 is the new 60
That’s in men years
Jsyus i dont know i feel like a 21yr old just have to find a blind one
You’ll forever be 47 . Or is that 1947? I’m going to hide now
Still able to handle u though
Ha ha ya reckon I’ll get the trench coat lol"
And the high boots dont sant u straining ur neck looking up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oldest I've seen is probably _aura66. She's sexy for her age.
Just popped into the forum ....and I see this lol
Thanks ... I think "
You’re sexy - full stop! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oldest I've seen is probably _aura66. She's sexy for her age.
Just popped into the forum ....and I see this lol
Thanks ... I think
You’re sexy - full stop!"
Ya I was thinking the same... didnt need the qualifier...
By the way do you have a name alert on here, that was some timing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember the days before mobile phones
Jesus I'm an antique "
Ugghhhhh remember calling up the landline of the girl you were "meeting" praying her dad didnt pick uo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well !
Let’s just say my mind is younger than my body !
I also can remember when there was only one type of gin ! Lol"
I'm just jealous as a vodka drinker they haven't started marketing it as strong as gin. Why can't we have fancy glasses lol |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Well !
Let’s just say my mind is younger than my body !
I also can remember when there was only one type of gin ! Lol
I'm just jealous as a vodka drinker they haven't started marketing it as strong as gin. Why can't we have fancy glasses lol"
It doesnt make the gin any better only gives more room to add fruits of the whole bloody forest to it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well !
Let’s just say my mind is younger than my body !
I also can remember when there was only one type of gin ! Lol
I'm just jealous as a vodka drinker they haven't started marketing it as strong as gin. Why can't we have fancy glasses lol
It doesnt make the gin any better only gives more room to add fruits of the whole bloody forest to it "
One way getting my five a day |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Well !
Let’s just say my mind is younger than my body !
I also can remember when there was only one type of gin ! Lol
I'm just jealous as a vodka drinker they haven't started marketing it as strong as gin. Why can't we have fancy glasses lol
It doesnt make the gin any better only gives more room to add fruits of the whole bloody forest to it
One way getting my five a day "
I can think of better ways to get ur five if ur willing to go twice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plenty on here that have shaved a few years of their age!
No need for that one as a woman, there's plenty of willing victims on here who want to meet Golden Girls.  "
I didn't mean on this thread I meant in general and let's be honest ages doesn't matter |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Plenty on here that have shaved a few years of their age!
No need for that one as a woman, there's plenty of willing victims on here who want to meet Golden Girls.
I didn't mean on this thread I meant in general and let's be honest ages doesn't matter"
I don't agree that age doesn't matter, we all have our preferences and nothing wrong with that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems at 55 I’m the oldest so far, but I have to admit turning 50 Has been the best yet
I'm 50 in 2 years time.... Can't decide whether to have a crazy big party or just ignore it "
Crazy big party is always the right answer... |
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"Seems at 55 I’m the oldest so far, but I have to admit turning 50 Has been the best yet
I'm 50 in 2 years time.... Can't decide whether to have a crazy big party or just ignore it "
Oh definitely a party.
I'm going to the TT races for mine few years to go though |
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