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I was going out wth a girl who had a twin. One night I ended up in bed wth the wrong one.
It was only when I felt his moustache on the back of my neck that I realised my silly mistake.
Still... It could happen to anyone.  |
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"I was going out wth a girl who had a twin. One night I ended up in bed wth the wrong one.
It was only when I felt his moustache on the back of my neck that I realised my silly mistake.
Still... It could happen to anyone. "
I had a simular experience with an exs sister... I had no idea as it was dark, simple mistake but she wouldn't believe me  |
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This was years ago when we were about 19 or so. We were both naked in the back of her car on the Curragh, it was a shitty Fiat Punto and the doors didn't lock properly sometimes. Important detail.
We seen headlights and we thought it was just another car going past us. Then about a minute later blue lights flash and the passenger door swings open. I'm going down on her, I look behind me and all I see is a yellow high-vis jacket. Garda gets a nice view of my asshole before saying "oh sorry" and slamming the door shut.. |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"I was going out wth a girl who had a twin. One night I ended up in bed wth the wrong one.
It was only when I felt his moustache on the back of my neck that I realised my silly mistake.
Still... It could happen to anyone.
I had a simular experience with an exs sister... I had no idea as it was dark, simple mistake but she wouldn't believe me "
So you cheated on your cousin with your cousin  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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A few years ago i met a cpl in a hotel in dublin it was their first meet we had a drink in the bar then proceeded to the bed room where we quickly got frisky
Anyway the lady decided she wanted to ride her hubby cowgirl as she was getting spanked so we set our selfs up and she proceeded to raise and fall on hes errect member as i delivered ever increasing spanks to her delicous arse
She would rise off his cock i would deliver a span and she would fall to meet his upward thrust, as you can imagine we had a good rythem going
Anyhoe she rose up followed by his out of sync upward thrust i delivered a slap straight to his nuts he screams she bursts out laughing and i am redfaced trying to apoligise to this man doubled up in pain under his wife
Thankfully we all still laugh about it today |
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Pulled a muscle in my stomach during sex which stopped play for 15mins until it passed... As I rolled oh the floor trying to sort said pulled muscle, she looked down with a smile and said "first time I've floored a guy" |
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"Pulled a muscle in my stomach during sex which stopped play for 15mins until it passed... As I rolled oh the floor trying to sort said pulled muscle, she looked down with a smile and said "first time I've floored a guy" "
This is a little embarrassing, but a few weeks ago while having sex with the wife I accidentally farted into her face, the whole room was like being in a giant rotten egg! She almost vomited from the stench, it was hilarious!
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over a year ago
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"I was going out wth a girl who had a twin. One night I ended up in bed wth the wrong one.
It was only when I felt his moustache on the back of my neck that I realised my silly mistake.
Still... It could happen to anyone. "
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"I was going out wth a girl who had a twin. One night I ended up in bed wth the wrong one.
It was only when I felt his moustache on the back of my neck that I realised my silly mistake.
Still... It could happen to anyone.
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Did he fart?? |
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Posted this already in another thread but anyhu
Weekend night,was having sexy time with my now ex and was on top of her getting a tit wank, her mum burst in the door looking for help as her brother had come home d*unk and started to puke in the kitchen and ya in walks her mum just as I'm covering the exs tits and face in cum. Breakfast was a bit awkward the following morning |
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"Posted this already in another thread but anyhu
Weekend night,was having sexy time with my now ex and was on top of her getting a tit wank, her mum burst in the door looking for help as her brother had come home d*unk and started to puke in the kitchen and ya in walks her mum just as I'm covering the exs tits and face in cum. Breakfast was a bit awkward the following morning "
Omfg lol |
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Back when I was in college I’d been flirting with this girl for some time. We both clearly fancied each other but it took a bit of time to pluck up the courage to move to the next level. It eventually happens and we ended up back in her place. One thing led to another and before we knew it we were on here bed riding. Next thing a spider with a body the size of a €2 coin decided to drop from the ceiling onto me. I know there are people who aren’t fans of spiders but I’m actually petrified of them, get the sweats, racing heart & faint when I see one. This thing was massive and it gave me such a fright I forgot what I was doing & literally pushed her off me before jumping up and then passing out completely naked on her bedroom floor. I ended up be out cold for w few minutes & she couldn’t wake me up so she had to call for help. Needles to say we never met again as we were both mortified. |
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"I was going out wth a girl who had a twin. One night I ended up in bed wth the wrong one.
It was only when I felt his moustache on the back of my neck that I realised my silly mistake.
Still... It could happen to anyone.
I had a simular experience with an exs sister... I had no idea as it was dark, simple mistake but she wouldn't believe me
So you cheated on your cousin with your cousin "
I apologised to you cous already.. Just keep your sisters away from me
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Met a woman on here..,, she was described as fabulous.
However she was more than that. Very very fabulous . I’m not exactly small but getting it in to any significant depth proved impossible. I gave up
Part of the problem was that she was so huge, that she couldn’t really move around the bed so just plonked herself down and that was that |
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Got caught at it at the popes cross in the Phoenix Park years ago when we decided to christen my 1st car properly, my gf at the time lived on north circular road so it was near by, we were buck naked fucking away in the front passage seat when a Guard knocked on the window, never even noticed it comkng. He stepped away and gave us a few mins to get ourselves together followed by a long lecture but let us off with a warning |
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9ne of the most embarrassing was the first time i squirted, i was like something from the exorcist as i sprayed all over his face, i was mortified! But thankfully his reply was "fuck yeah" or similar  |
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"Posted this already in another thread but anyhu
Weekend night,was having sexy time with my now ex and was on top of her getting a tit wank, her mum burst in the door looking for help as her brother had come home d*unk and started to puke in the kitchen and ya in walks her mum just as I'm covering the exs tits and face in cum. Breakfast was a bit awkward the following morning
Omfg lol "
I didn't visit for a few weeks after that |
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"9ne of the most embarrassing was the first time i squirted, i was like something from the exorcist as i sprayed all over his face, i was mortified! But thankfully his reply was "fuck yeah" or similar "
I would love that! Never found a squirter! |
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"9ne of the most embarrassing was the first time i squirted, i was like something from the exorcist as i sprayed all over his face, i was mortified! But thankfully his reply was "fuck yeah" or similar I would love that! Never found a squirter! "
At least you hope not! |
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Don't really get embarassed. But a girl I was with did get embarassed.
Standard blowjob, said I was gonna cum, she got up and ran off to get tissue, so I just stood there with my dick in my head squirting cum all over the floor.
She came running back shouting out sorry, that she didn't know why she did that. |
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"Don't really get embarassed. But a girl I was with did get embarassed.
Standard blowjob, said I was gonna cum, she got up and ran off to get tissue, so I just stood there with my dick in my head squirting cum all over the floor.
She came running back shouting out sorry, that she didn't know why she did that."
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I was present for someone else's embarrassing moment a few years ago. A neighbour asked me to take a piece of furniture to the dump for her so I called in one morning before 10 am after her 16 year old son had left for school. We chatted in the kitchen before heading to the spare bedroom where said piece of furniture was stored. What we didn't know was the three aforementioned 16 year old son had sneaked in an open window into the spare bedroom with his 15 year old girlfriend and were going at it doggy style on a rug in the middle of the floor. She opened the door and we walked in just as he was about to discharge... He screamed and pulled out, firing it all over the place. His mother grabbed a towel and started whipping the pair of them as I beat a hasty retreat out the door. All I could hear was the girl bawling crying and the mother of the boy screaming that he should at least have been wearing a condom. The poor mother didn't recover for a few weeks after it. The son wasn't particularly bothered but the girl was absolutely mortified.
She ended up pregnant with his child about a year later when she was still 16. They moved in together after the baby was born but split up about four years and two more babies later.
When I fled back into the living room I noticed that the mother had paused the episode of the Jeremy Kyle show that she had been watching. |
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"Don't really get embarassed. But a girl I was with did get embarassed.
Standard blowjob, said I was gonna cum, she got up and ran off to get tissue, so I just stood there with my dick in my head squirting cum all over the floor.
She came running back shouting out sorry, that she didn't know why she did that."
She's a keeper. |
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When I fled back into the living room I noticed that the mother had paused the episode of the Jeremy Kyle show that she had been watching. "
Lol, lovely detail |
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