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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies if you were a man for a day what would you want your perfect penis to be like?
And gents what would you like your perfect breasts to be like?
I’d want a 7.5 inch shaft with tight balls think I’d like him to be a grower
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn’t care what it looked like because:
(i) most men believe in their heart of hearts theirs is the most perfect one anyway; and
(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks |
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"I wouldn’t care what it looked like because:
(i) most men believe in their heart of hearts theirs is the most perfect one anyway; and
(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks"
Jesus Christ.... my cock juat shuddered.... and not in the good way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks
Jesus Christ.... my cock juat shuddered.... and not in the good way"
I bet it was a little bit in a good way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Average to smaller sized breasts. Pert and natural with nice sized nipples.
And no I don't agree that most men on here think there cock is great. I don't. Porn has made a lot of men self concious about having a certain type of erect cock. |
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t care what it looked like because:
(i) most men believe in their heart of hearts theirs is the most perfect one anyway; and
(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks"
(i) yes I have the most perfect cock in the world
(ii) we are actually pretty choosey about what we slap it off and stick it in
32c...any bigger would be too much of a distraction day to day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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32c...any bigger would be too much of a distraction day to day!
But what about for special occasions?
Chicken fillets...  "
False advertising at its finest! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So lefty is going to be a big bouncy act with saucer sized areola called bowser
Righty is the small but tenacious partner perky bullet nip on it called flip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t care what it looked like because:
(i) most men believe in their heart of hearts theirs is the most perfect one anyway; and
(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks"
I'd be the same - always wonder when watching porn when they slap their cock of the woman's face what the enjoyment of it is? Cause I'm telling ye now any guy that chances that with me is getting ass whipped lol |
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"I wouldn’t care what it looked like because:
(i) most men believe in their heart of hearts theirs is the most perfect one anyway; and
(ii) I’d be so busy slapping it off stuff and sticking it in random things I wouldn’t have time to ponder its looks
I'd be the same - always wonder when watching porn when they slap their cock of the woman's face what the enjoyment of it is? Cause I'm telling ye now any guy that chances that with me is getting ass whipped lol "
I've always wondered that too. I mean have they bad aim are they missing her mouth from nerves. Just escapes me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dunno I’ve slapped the odd cock off my lips or tongue before. It’s only demeaning if you let it be ( if that makes sense) "
Lips and tongue I get but this is across the woman's cheek  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dunno I’ve slapped the odd cock off my lips or tongue before. It’s only demeaning if you let it be ( if that makes sense)
Lips and tongue I get but this is across the woman's cheek "
It’s probably like spanking to me I don’t get it or like it but lots do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I had big breasts for a day, I'd walk up to some unsuspecting ass(he'd have to be an ass, other wise it wouldn't be fair) pull out one and give him a good solid right knocker across the face..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I'd like to take pics of it erect beside a remote and a shaving can and then try it beside maybe something smaller or bigger for reassurance "
Hahaha hahahahahaha YES |
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