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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I was out last night for a few drinks and a bit of a boogie.
This guy started to chat me up. His opening line was you just have such lovely Chakras you are giving off such positive energy.
Another guy later came up and asked did I wanted to go halves on a bastard
So what's the most unusual or funny chat up line's you have used or had used on yourself? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its not a chat up line as such but I have a fool proof system where I see a girl I fancy and then avoid all eye contact and show zero outward signs of interest ...
Shocking im still single right..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was chatting to a younger guy and he mentioned he liked scuba diving and sailing. I gave him the knowing smirk and replied "I know an old wreck you can go down on" |
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over a year ago
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I was chatting to guy on and off for a few months, so we got to meet, so he said to me .. you know I wouldn't be here if I was getting it at home, didn't know to much or cry ...the prick |
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ah jaysus I didn't think my " would you like to halfs on a bastard" would be hung out here for all to see 
I once had a lady come up to me and put 20p in front of me and say " there ring your ma and tell her you won't be home " and me being super suave and cool ran away . that was a while back  |
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I had a last ditch line a number of years ago when I was in the pull. Worked more often than not, especially when chatting to some girls could be painful if they were shy.
If the conversation started to slow, ask "So when was the last time you were on holiday?"
Girl would respond with "Detail, Blah, blah, blah..." (may have been interesting enough for you to ask a few other questions about it), then ask her "And what about the weather?"
She would usually proceed with "Sunny, not great it rained", etc and you interrupt by saying, "No the other weather".
Blank confused look back at you followed by the inevitable "What other weather?"
"Whether I'm going to get to kiss you / take you home (deletes as appropriate)"
Usually was good for a laugh and more often than not ended with a kiss which also usually led to more |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a last ditch line a number of years ago when I was in the pull. Worked more often than not, especially when chatting to some girls could be painful if they were shy.
If the conversation started to slow, ask "So when was the last time you were on holiday?"
Girl would respond with "Detail, Blah, blah, blah..." (may have been interesting enough for you to ask a few other questions about it), then ask her "And what about the weather?"
She would usually proceed with "Sunny, not great it rained", etc and you interrupt by saying, "No the other weather".
Blank confused look back at you followed by the inevitable "What other weather?"
"Whether I'm going to get to kiss you / take you home (deletes as appropriate)"
Usually was good for a laugh and more often than not ended with a kiss which also usually led to more "
There’s surely no way that worked?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lovely Scandinavian lady walked up to me in a club and simply said get your jacket were going... 
She was the bouncer Jack  "
 .. Not that time.. But has happened on occasion  |
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A girl on grafton street pointed at me, then with the same finger stuck it in her mouth and started to jam it in and out in a blow job motion.
I laughed and shook my head in a no.
then she did it to a guy walking after me and he walked over unzipped his trousers and she started to suck him off in the street. |
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"I had a last ditch line a number of years ago when I was in the pull. Worked more often than not, especially when chatting to some girls could be painful if they were shy.
If the conversation started to slow, ask "So when was the last time you were on holiday?"
Girl would respond with "Detail, Blah, blah, blah..." (may have been interesting enough for you to ask a few other questions about it), then ask her "And what about the weather?"
She would usually proceed with "Sunny, not great it rained", etc and you interrupt by saying, "No the other weather".
Blank confused look back at you followed by the inevitable "What other weather?"
"Whether I'm going to get to kiss you / take you home (deletes as appropriate)"
Usually was good for a laugh and more often than not ended with a kiss which also usually led to more
There’s surely no way that worked?!"
It sure did, and on more than one occasion..!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend over there just bet me £40 I couldn’t keep chatting to you for 5 minutes. Wanna split the £40?
( yes I know what you are going to say but it was the best £20 I’ve ever handed over. She was drop dead gorgeous and 5 mins was all it took to put in the hook and reel her into my bed ). |
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"Your eyes are like spanners.... Everytime I look into them my nuts tighten.
Have u used that line.does it work
I have and it works. Especially when you're wearing a kilt as most will check haha"
Was it the kilt or the chat up line |
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Sitting at a table in a bar one night waiting for someone i was texting and guy passing asked if i bed a drink. I declined as wwere heading for dinner and she wouldn't be long. Then he said " oh nice phone was is it?" I said " iPhone x" he replied "oh nice phone, what's its number?" it worked! |
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"Your eyes are like spanners.... Everytime I look into them my nuts tighten.
Have u used that line.does it work
I have and it works. Especially when you're wearing a kilt as most will check haha
Was it the kilt or the chat up line "
bit of both. Some women have surprised me with a uninvited hand between the legs. And then act shocked when they discover that I'm wearing it traditionally |
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"My friend over there just bet me £40 I couldn’t keep chatting to you for 5 minutes. Wanna split the £40?
( yes I know what you are going to say but it was the best £20 I’ve ever handed over. She was drop dead gorgeous and 5 mins was all it took to put in the hook and reel her into my bed ). "
Now what was the film I saw this used in |
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It in to chat up lines as such but on a pre season tour we printed off cheesy chat up lines and put them in a hat. You had to pick one out and then the guys selected the poor lady you had to use it on. The line I got was, “Hi, my names Fred Flintstone do you want me to make your bedrock?” I did cheat a bit though as I told her what was going on before I used it. Funny thing was she laughed at it and the whole scenario and we ended up getting on really well |
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
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" It in to chat up lines as such but on a pre season tour we printed off cheesy chat up lines and put them in a hat. You had to pick one out and then the guys selected the poor lady you had to use it on. The line I got was, “Hi, my names Fred Flintstone do you want me to make your bedrock?” I did cheat a bit though as I told her what was going on before I used it. Funny thing was she laughed at it and the whole scenario and we ended up getting on really well "
Do you believe in love at first sight, No well lets meet tmro
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