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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing! 
Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!
A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.
The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!
Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!
A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.
The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"
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Lol seen that on f book earlier. A waste of a good ice Lolly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!
Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!
A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.
The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"
Lol seen that on f book earlier. A waste of a good ice Lolly "
Takes the meaning of Super Split to a whole new level |
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"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!
Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!
A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.
The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"
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What kind of ice lollies? Asking for a friend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!
Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!
A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.
The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"
What kind of ice lollies? Asking for a friend "
Leave your vagina alone  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!
Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!
A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.
The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"
What kind of ice lollies? Asking for a friend "
Loop thd loops  |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!
Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!
A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.
The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"
What kind of ice lollies? Asking for a friend "
A feast  |
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"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!
Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!
A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.
The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"
What kind of ice lollies? Asking for a friend
A feast "
Perfect. |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"Ah damn I was just eyeing up the ice pops in the freezer 
Today's top tip.... icebergers don't work. "
Thats "icebergers" folks not frozenburgers 
Although I doubt they would be an attractive option  |
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"Ah damn I was just eyeing up the ice pops in the freezer
Today's top tip.... icebergers don't work.
Thats "icebergers" folks not frozenburgers
Although I doubt they would be an attractive option "
Putting meat in one's foof? I get offers to put meat in mine all the time!! |
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"Ah damn I was just eyeing up the ice pops in the freezer
Today's top tip.... icebergers don't work.
Thats "icebergers" folks not frozenburgers
Although I doubt they would be an attractive option "
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Is it just ice pops or is it anything from the freezer..?
If you were a bit strapped could you use some frozen chicken goujons for example if that's all your freezer had to offer..? Of maybe a handful of fish fingers..? |
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"Is it just ice pops or is it anything from the freezer..?
If you were a bit strapped could you use some frozen chicken goujons for example if that's all your freezer had to offer..? Of maybe a handful of fish fingers..? "
That's a whole different thread right there. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Ah damn I was just eyeing up the ice pops in the freezer
Today's top tip.... icebergers don't work.
Thats "icebergers" folks not frozenburgers
Although I doubt they would be an attractive option
Putting meat in one's foof? I get offers to put meat in mine all the time!! "
That would be pork though |
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"Joking aside... A frostbitten foof is no fun...
Ouch ! Sould be a warning on the packet. "
Not allowed to put warnings on packaging without having done rigorous testing first to validate the warning. The testing ladies at HB have newfound respect from me. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Is it just ice pops or is it anything from the freezer..?
If you were a bit strapped could you use some frozen chicken goujons for example if that's all your freezer had to offer..? Of maybe a handful of fish fingers..? "
Fish fingers I seen what u done there |
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"Is it just ice pops or is it anything from the freezer..?
If you were a bit strapped could you use some frozen chicken goujons for example if that's all your freezer had to offer..? Of maybe a handful of fish fingers..?
Fish fingers I seen what u done there "
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"Joking aside... A frostbitten foof is no fun...
Ouch ! Sould be a warning on the packet.
Not allowed to put warnings on packaging without having done rigorous testing first to validate the warning. The testing ladies at HB have newfound respect from me. "
I might send a CV to HB. |
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"Shiver me timbers but this is a real thing!
Ladies you are to stop inserting Ice Lollies in your vaginas in an effort to cool down!
A cold shower or buy a fan would be a far more suitable solution.
The message from My Health care is "Ladies leave your vagina alone"
"
Nice fresh strawberries cut in half and left in freezer for an hour work perfectly  (so I'm told) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I posted on a Lounge thread earlier about this
This is not the Lounge
No... It's the cupboard under the stairs close the door quick before someone sees what we're up to! "
No its the Beer Garden to the rear of the property 
Way more craic really |
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"The problem I have with the ice lolly, you start with a decent girth and end up with a tiny wooden stick. Not to mention the splinters you could fetch getting carried away.  "
Girl, stop taking unnecessary risks with things going into your pussy. You have to make sure it's covered. Leave the wrapper on. No glove, no love |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"The problem I have with the ice lolly, you start with a decent girth and end up with a tiny wooden stick. Not to mention the splinters you could fetch getting carried away.
Girl, stop taking unnecessary risks with things going into your pussy. You have to make sure it's covered. Leave the wrapper on. No glove, no love "
Damn, you caught me barebacking in broad daylight.
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"The problem I have with the ice lolly, you start with a decent girth and end up with a tiny wooden stick. Not to mention the splinters you could fetch getting carried away.
Girl, stop taking unnecessary risks with things going into your pussy. You have to make sure it's covered. Leave the wrapper on. No glove, no love "
Your making assumptions again Joe |
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"The problem I have with the ice lolly, you start with a decent girth and end up with a tiny wooden stick. Not to mention the splinters you could fetch getting carried away.
Girl, stop taking unnecessary risks with things going into your pussy. You have to make sure it's covered. Leave the wrapper on. No glove, no love
Your making assumptions again Joe"
Well, I was just about to start a rant about not getting tested for frostbite as well but then I thought better of it |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"The problem I have with the ice lolly, you start with a decent girth and end up with a tiny wooden stick. Not to mention the splinters you could fetch getting carried away.
Girl, stop taking unnecessary risks with things going into your pussy. You have to make sure it's covered. Leave the wrapper on. No glove, no love
Your making assumptions again Joe
Well, I was just about to start a rant about not getting tested for frostbite as well but then I thought better of it "
Are you that "frostbit" guy from Derry?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just remember that if you use am icecream cone be sure if it was plain or a 99.... you dont want to be wondering was there a flake attached when it went in..... |
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