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"I fucked an elderly granny who could barely walk. She was unreal in the sack though once lying down.
Was she the one that fell in love with you??  "
she never stops texting me. Im impressed though. She's quick on the messages. |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"I fucked an elderly granny who could barely walk. She was unreal in the sack though once lying down.
Was she the one that fell in love with you?? she never stops texting me. Im impressed though. She's quick on the messages. "
I hope you let her down gently |
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"I fucked an elderly granny who could barely walk. She was unreal in the sack though once lying down.
Was she the one that fell in love with you?? she never stops texting me. Im impressed though. She's quick on the messages.
I hope you let her down gently "
ah ye, course. I'm nice like that. |
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"I fucked an elderly granny who could barely walk. She was unreal in the sack though once lying down.
Was she the one that fell in love with you?? she never stops texting me. Im impressed though. She's quick on the messages.
I hope you let her down gently "
gently into the grave |
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over a year ago
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fucked on the curragh plains a few times during the day with the risk of getting caught fairly high. fisted on a bus too. lots of risky public sex and that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I fucked an elderly granny who could barely walk. She was unreal in the sack though once lying down.
Was she the one that fell in love with you?? she never stops texting me. Im impressed though. She's quick on the messages.
I hope you let her down gently
gently into the grave "
Go into the light  |
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"fucked on the curragh plains a few times during the day with the risk of getting caught fairly high. fisted on a bus too. lots of risky public sex and that "
Risky... The cameras on the water tower might have recorded you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fucked on the curragh plains a few times during the day with the risk of getting caught fairly high. fisted on a bus too. lots of risky public sex and that
Risky... The cameras on the water tower might have recorded you!! "
no where near the water tower  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was dragged under a bridge by my favourite Fab neighbour recently. Most people go over a bridge but I come under them did he try drown you? "
Oh things get wet under a bridge |
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"I was dragged under a bridge by my favourite Fab neighbour recently. Most people go over a bridge but I come under them did he try drown you?
Oh things get wet under a bridge "
he soaked u and u soaked him. Good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Got caught royally by the boys in blue in a parked car at an entrance..
Couldn't understand the convulsions of laughter by them until they pointed their headlights over the entrance 
"Riding stables"  They didn't ask me to stop |
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"I fucked an elderly granny who could barely walk. She was unreal in the sack though once lying down.
Was she the one that fell in love with you?? she never stops texting me. Im impressed though. She's quick on the messages.
I hope you let her down gently "
You must have been on her bucket list  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got caught royally by the boys in blue in a parked car at an entrance..
Couldn't understand the convulsions of laughter by them until they pointed their headlights over the entrance
"Riding stables" They didn't ask me to stop "
I was caught by the police and army (back in the good old bad days, when they had to patrol together) fucking a girl in my car at the Belfast Zoo carpark.
The cunts made us get out and all she had on was her heels. Lol
Not dirty but funny when I thing back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've had sex in lots of public places from cinemas and no not sex ones
To public parks
Best one to memory was getting head of my kinky ex while giving confession to a priest how she snook into the confessional booth with out making a peep was shockingly sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Got a bj from an x on a bus on the way home from a work Christmas party then got off the bus and things were still spilling over so next thing I was fucking her from behind standing up at the side of the road until a cars headlights started to come towards us and we had to straighten ourselves up in a hurry before it passed and walk the 20 yards to the house to continue fucking in the bedroom....sometimes things just get too heated to make it that 20 yards  |
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Been a few.
Sex in Someones garden in ballymun.
Got head on Henry St when things got too heated before getting home.
Fucked a customer in the back room of my old job.
Had sex in a confession box nearly got caught.
Sex in the park in Newbridge
Sex in the park besides the college in Newbridge.
Sex under the bridge in newbridge
Sex in a packed beer garden and no one noticed (I was wearing a kilt she had a long summer dress on and was sitting on my knee.
Numerous hand jobs in that same pub.
Sex on the bathroom sinks in the girls bathroom in Fibber McGees. (We fell out of the cubicle)
Numerous hand jobs in that same pub.
There's a few more but I think I might have said enough probably too much
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"Been a few.
Sex in Someones garden in ballymun.
Got head on Henry St when things got too heated before getting home.
Fucked a customer in the back room of my old job.
Had sex in a confession box nearly got caught.
Sex in the park in Newbridge
Sex in the park besides the college in Newbridge.
Sex under the bridge in newbridge
Sex in a packed beer garden and no one noticed (I was wearing a kilt she had a long summer dress on and was sitting on my knee.
Numerous hand jobs in that same pub.
Sex on the bathroom sinks in the girls bathroom in Fibber McGees. (We fell out of the cubicle)
Numerous hand jobs in that same pub.
There's a few more but I think I might have said enough probably too much
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Your over qualified for Fab |
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"Been a few.
Sex in Someones garden in ballymun.
Got head on Henry St when things got too heated before getting home.
Fucked a customer in the back room of my old job.
Had sex in a confession box nearly got caught.
Sex in the park in Newbridge
Sex in the park besides the college in Newbridge.
Sex under the bridge in newbridge
Sex in a packed beer garden and no one noticed (I was wearing a kilt she had a long summer dress on and was sitting on my knee.
Numerous hand jobs in that same pub.
Sex on the bathroom sinks in the girls bathroom in Fibber McGees. (We fell out of the cubicle)
Numerous hand jobs in that same pub.
There's a few more but I think I might have said enough probably too much
Your over qualified for Fab "
You can never have enough experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been a few.
Sex in Someones garden in ballymun.
Got head on Henry St when things got too heated before getting home.
Fucked a customer in the back room of my old job.
Had sex in a confession box nearly got caught.
Sex in the park in Newbridge
Sex in the park besides the college in Newbridge.
Sex under the bridge in newbridge
Sex in a packed beer garden and no one noticed (I was wearing a kilt she had a long summer dress on and was sitting on my knee.
Numerous hand jobs in that same pub.
Sex on the bathroom sinks in the girls bathroom in Fibber McGees. (We fell out of the cubicle)
Numerous hand jobs in that same pub.
There's a few more but I think I might have said enough probably too much
Your over qualified for Fab "
I'd say just an over active imagination!! |
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"Been a few.
Sex in Someones garden in ballymun.
Got head on Henry St when things got too heated before getting home.
Fucked a customer in the back room of my old job.
Had sex in a confession box nearly got caught.
Sex in the park in Newbridge
Sex in the park besides the college in Newbridge.
Sex under the bridge in newbridge
Sex in a packed beer garden and no one noticed (I was wearing a kilt she had a long summer dress on and was sitting on my knee.
Numerous hand jobs in that same pub.
Sex on the bathroom sinks in the girls bathroom in Fibber McGees. (We fell out of the cubicle)
Numerous hand jobs in that same pub.
There's a few more but I think I might have said enough probably too much
Your over qualified for Fab I'd say just an over active imagination!!"
Believe what you like haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been a few.
Sex in Someones garden in ballymun.
Got head on Henry St when things got too heated before getting home.
Fucked a customer in the back room of my old job.
Had sex in a confession box nearly got caught.
Sex in the park in Newbridge
Sex in the park besides the college in Newbridge.
Sex under the bridge in newbridge
Sex in a packed beer garden and no one noticed (I was wearing a kilt she had a long summer dress on and was sitting on my knee.
Numerous hand jobs in that same pub.
Sex on the bathroom sinks in the girls bathroom in Fibber McGees. (We fell out of the cubicle)
Numerous hand jobs in that same pub.
There's a few more but I think I might have said enough probably too much
Your over qualified for Fab I'd say just an over active imagination!!
Believe what you like haha "
well I like your stories but I don't like you, so for that reason I'm out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was in a long term relationship with a girl and her and 4 of her friends and myself went on a session long story short after a night of drink and other substances we all took some sort of viagra and ended up being me and 5 girls banging pounding licking kissing sucking wanking unreal best night of my life |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was in a long term relationship with a girl and her and 4 of her friends and myself went on a session long story short after a night of drink and other substances we all took some sort of viagra and ended up being me and 5 girls banging pounding licking kissing sucking wanking unreal best night of my life "
yeah right! Long-term relationship??? Where did ye meet? In playschool?? Hahaha
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had a v. kinky fuckbuddy before who only liked it rough. In the middle of a hot and heavy session I started facefucking her. Long story short I went too hard and she got sick but we barely stopped for a couple of seconds, just kept going.
Other than that a couple who liked their chemicals took turns doing lines off of my cock, which turned straight into a great bj and straight into dp - that was a fun night. |
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"Was in a long term relationship with a girl and her and 4 of her friends and myself went on a session long story short after a night of drink and other substances we all took some sort of viagra and ended up being me and 5 girls banging pounding licking kissing sucking wanking unreal best night of my life yeah right! Long-term relationship??? Where did ye meet? In playschool?? Hahaha"
We met when we were 16 in school were both 24 now would that not be considered long term or am I wrong ?? |
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"Was in a long term relationship with a girl and her and 4 of her friends and myself went on a session long story short after a night of drink and other substances we all took some sort of viagra and ended up being me and 5 girls banging pounding licking kissing sucking wanking unreal best night of my life yeah right! Long-term relationship??? Where did ye meet? In playschool?? Hahaha
We met when we were 16 in school were both 24 now would that not be considered long term or am I wrong ?? "
Yes it would and you lucky bassa  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was in a long term relationship with a girl and her and 4 of her friends and myself went on a session long story short after a night of drink and other substances we all took some sort of viagra and ended up being me and 5 girls banging pounding licking kissing sucking wanking unreal best night of my life yeah right! Long-term relationship??? Where did ye meet? In playschool?? Hahaha
We met when we were 16 in school were both 24 now would that not be considered long term or am I wrong ??
Yes it would and you lucky bassa "
fuck sake I've had a horn longer than that!! |
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"Was in a long term relationship with a girl and her and 4 of her friends and myself went on a session long story short after a night of drink and other substances we all took some sort of viagra and ended up being me and 5 girls banging pounding licking kissing sucking wanking unreal best night of my life yeah right! Long-term relationship??? Where did ye meet? In playschool?? Hahaha
We met when we were 16 in school were both 24 now would that not be considered long term or am I wrong ??
Yes it would and you lucky bassa fuck sake I've had a horn longer than that!!"
You had a horn for 8yrs and didn't see a doctor? Or contract yourself to Pfizer when they were developing Viagra?
You missed a trick there |
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"Was in a long term relationship with a girl and her and 4 of her friends and myself went on a session long story short after a night of drink and other substances we all took some sort of viagra and ended up being me and 5 girls banging pounding licking kissing sucking wanking unreal best night of my life yeah right! Long-term relationship??? Where did ye meet? In playschool?? Hahaha
We met when we were 16 in school were both 24 now would that not be considered long term or am I wrong ??
Yes it would and you lucky bassa fuck sake I've had a horn longer than that!!"
Sorry but you haven’t been using it right if it’s been hard that long |
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I think ur doing it wrong then 
