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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

So was reading through a profile on here and the guy said he was interested in frotting, this was a new term for me so I had to google, thank fuck for urban dictionary

Any terms that fabbers have come across and gone what the fuck?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So what is it...fotting?

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By *mokey and the bandit 1Couple  over a year ago

Dublin

There's one forumite that loves munting has r.i.p bookmarked so he can get them at the right time isn't the right McCarthy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds seriously creepy to me

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

Frotting

When two men rub penises together in an attempt to start fire.

"The home of Lord Homosexual was burned down last night. One witness said they were frotting when the bed caught on fire, even though the bed was supposedly fire resistant.

According to UD

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Incel was one I heard first on here

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By *ONDYWoman  over a year ago

00heaven

Nearly as bad as docking lol

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

Explain

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Nearly as bad as docking lol"

Docking, I knew! It just sounds like a logistics nightmare lol

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By *ONDYWoman  over a year ago

00heaven

Copied from the urban dictionary

docking

A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encasedinside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoringthe warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...

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By *opper007Man  over a year ago

Limerick


"So was reading through a profile on here and the guy said he was interested in frotting, this was a new term for me so I had to google, thank fuck for urban dictionary

Any terms that fabbers have come across and gone what the fuck?! "

That's pretty effed up tbh...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Frotting

When two men rub penises together in an attempt to start fire.

"The home of Lord Homosexual was burned down last night. One witness said they were frotting when the bed caught on fire, even though the bed was supposedly fire resistant.

According to UD

"

Ummm I think you took the quote out of context

Frot (slang for frottage; ult. from the French verb frotter, "to rub") is a non-penetrative form of male to male sexual activity that usually involves direct penis-to-penis contact.[1][2] The term was popularized by gay male activists who disparaged the practice of anal sex,[1][2][3]but has since evolved to encompass a variety of preferences for the act, which may or may not imply particular attitudes towards other sexual activities. Owing to its non-penetrative character, frot has the safe sex advantage of minimizing the transmission risk for HIV/AIDS; however, it still carries the risk of skin-to-skin sexually transmitted infections, such as HPV and pubic lice (crabs), both of which can be transmitted even when lesions are not visible.

Im.not sure the fire bit is mandatory

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Frotting

When two men rub penises together in an attempt to start fire.

"The home of Lord Homosexual was burned down last night. One witness said they were frotting when the bed caught on fire, even though the bed was supposedly fire resistant.

According to UD

Ummm I think you took the quote out of context

Frot (slang for frottage; ult. from the French verb frotter, "to rub") is a non-penetrative form of male to male sexual activity that usually involves direct penis-to-penis contact.[1][2] The term was popularized by gay male activists who disparaged the practice of anal sex,[1][2][3]but has since evolved to encompass a variety of preferences for the act, which may or may not imply particular attitudes towards other sexual activities. Owing to its non-penetrative character, frot has the safe sex advantage of minimizing the transmission risk for HIV/AIDS; however, it still carries the risk of skin-to-skin sexually transmitted infections, such as HPV and pubic lice (crabs), both of which can be transmitted even when lesions are not visible.

Im.not sure the fire bit is mandatory "

The fire bit was what made me sad i didnt have a penis to try it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

The fire bit was what made me sad i didnt have a penis to try it lol "

paraphilia

Have some all inclusive fun

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"

The fire bit was what made me sad i didnt have a penis to try it lol

paraphilia

Have some all inclusive fun "

I am all about the inclusion

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By *opper007Man  over a year ago

Limerick


"So was reading through a profile on here and the guy said he was interested in frotting, this was a new term for me so I had to google, thank fuck for urban dictionary

Any terms that fabbers have come across and gone what the fuck?!

That's pretty effed up tbh..."

The explanation i got was where a man likes to rub his genetials off a person in oublic..without the other persons consent...

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

Yeah theres a few different ones floating about!

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By *unnyfookMan  over a year ago

Naas

i thaught frotting was when a person gets a mouth full of cum and spits it back into other persons mouth.

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By *anhoeMan  over a year ago

galway

no..thats snowballing

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By *unnyfookMan  over a year ago

Naas


"no..thats snowballing"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So was reading through a profile on here and the guy said he was interested in frotting, this was a new term for me so I had to google, thank fuck for urban dictionary

Any terms that fabbers have come across and gone what the fuck?!

That's pretty effed up tbh...

The explanation i got was where a man likes to rub his genetials off a person in oublic..without the other persons consent..."

That's what I thought it was too

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By *anhoeMan  over a year ago

galway

what's the name of the sex act whereby you fuck woman in doggy position while she is in a 69 position with husband...

husband is eating her pussy while you fuck it...

heard a name for it in the US years ago but have forgotten the term for it now

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By *evil_u_knowMan  over a year ago

city

Whats it called when you wipe another guys cum off a girls face/chin and then flick it into her open mouth?

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"There's one forumite that loves munting has r.i.p bookmarked so he can get them at the right time isn't the right McCarthy "

Killbill is the munting expert but u never know Mc Carthy may be trawling the grave yards of west dublin as well

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Copied from the urban dictionary

docking

A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encasedinside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoringthe warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...

"

Awe jayus

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Whats it called when you wipe another guys cum off a girls face/chin and then flick it into her open mouth?"

Think thats called a good aim lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Copied from the urban dictionary

docking

A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encasedinside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoringthe warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...

Awe jayus "

That makes two of us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Copied from the urban dictionary

docking

A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encasedinside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoringthe warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...

Awe jayus

That makes two of us "

Sounds like some form of alien kinky shit..

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

Tell the truth, how many of you tested the elasticity of your foreskin after reading that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Should try a bit of dutch ruddering

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By *ohndunboyneMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Should try a bit of dutch ruddering "

Which is?

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

Nothing as ummm intimate as the others lol

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman  over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Check out space docking.... but NOT before you've had your dinner.

You're welcome.

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Check out space docking.... but NOT before you've had your dinner.

You're welcome. "

Yeah I'm with ya on that one, don't look til you are sure you won't throw up lol

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman  over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Check out space docking.... but NOT before you've had your dinner.

You're welcome.

Yeah I'm with ya on that one, don't look til you are sure you won't throw up lol "

People and their kinks... makes ya wonder...

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By *ohndunboyneMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Nothing as ummm intimate as the others lol"

Its pointless

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

Not to be confused with Frottage, which is a different kink again...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"So was reading through a profile on here and the guy said he was interested in frotting, this was a new term for me so I had to google, thank fuck for urban dictionary

Any terms that fabbers have come across and gone what the fuck?!

That's pretty effed up tbh...

The explanation i got was where a man likes to rub his genetials off a person in oublic..without the other persons consent..."

That's Frottage... A completely different kink... And not exclusive to males either

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By *humper22Woman  over a year ago

waterford

2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

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By *ohndunboyneMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick "

Never watched it. Read that it was sick so didn't go near it. Don't even know what its about.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick "

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you?

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By *humper22Woman  over a year ago

waterford


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you? "

No

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By *humper22Woman  over a year ago

waterford


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you? "

Just googled it. Mother of God

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you?

Just googled it. Mother of God "

Has it come to any one else attention thst its all ladys of fab that know about these extreme kinks yet none of them have posted on the direst sex thread me thinks the ladys are being coy

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you?

Just googled it. Mother of God "

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you?

Just googled it. Mother of God

Has it come to any one else attention thst its all ladys of fab that know about these extreme kinks yet none of them have posted on the direst sex thread me thinks the ladys are being coy "

I knew someone on another site who liked to look up unusual kinks and then try to shock us all with the.. He usually succeeded

He frequently mentioned munting as a chatroom clearing technique

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you?

Just googled it. Mother of God "

I'm now scared to google this seeing your reply Thumper

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

Sweet baby jesus, I was right to be afraid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you?

Just googled it. Mother of God

Has it come to any one else attention thst its all ladys of fab that know about these extreme kinks yet none of them have posted on the direst sex thread me thinks the ladys are being coy

I knew someone on another site who liked to look up unusual kinks and then try to shock us all with the.. He usually succeeded

He frequently mentioned munting as a chatroom clearing technique "

Oh we have a munting fan here and one who likes to look up the likes of blue waffle and in the chat room theres a guy that likes to insert things from a krupp wisk in to his cock to three tennis balls in a condom into his ass the world is full of people who like to shock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Copied from the urban dictionary

docking

A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encasedinside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoringthe warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...

"

Pity I'm cirumcised

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell the truth, how many of you tested the elasticity of your foreskin after reading that

"

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you?

Just googled it. Mother of God

Has it come to any one else attention thst its all ladys of fab that know about these extreme kinks yet none of them have posted on the direst sex thread me thinks the ladys are being coy

I knew someone on another site who liked to look up unusual kinks and then try to shock us all with the.. He usually succeeded

He frequently mentioned munting as a chatroom clearing technique

Oh we have a munting fan here and one who likes to look up the likes of blue waffle and in the chat room theres a guy that likes to insert things from a krupp wisk in to his cock to three tennis balls in a condom into his ass the world is full of people who like to shock "

The krupps wisk thing sounds a bit like Sounding... Three tennis balls sounds more like a Grand Slam though

As for blue waffle... I've seen that in profile pics once or twice... I can only imagine the stench...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This has to be one of the funniest threads I’ve read on here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All aboard the Mexican Tug Boat

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

Where they play the rusty trombone

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By *hocoholicWoman  over a year ago

The big D

Docking I like the explanation of, sounds hot. Alaskian pipeline omg no, just no. Frotting I still don’t understand tho.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Docking I like the explanation of, sounds hot. Alaskian pipeline omg no, just no. Frotting I still don’t understand tho. "

Holy fuck

The alaskian pipeline cannot be craic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Danger Wank" was a favourite when I heard it!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eskimo trebuchet

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Eskimo trebuchet "

Well if I ever hear of that being on someones fucket list I think I'll give them a swerve lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eskimo trebuchet

Well if I ever hear of that being on someones fucket list I think I'll give them a swerve lol"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well as long as no one wants a Kentucky Klondike Bar . Put me right off my Yorkie Bar when I found out what it was..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone Google.... One man and a glass..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Al the hidden kinks are coming out now you dirty feckers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Al the hidden kinks are coming out now you dirty feckers "

Having a copy of Vizs Roger's Profanisaurus is handy when reading the weird and wonderful messages from Fab.

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By *hors.HammerMan  over a year ago

Newbridge


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you?

Just googled it. Mother of God

Has it come to any one else attention thst its all ladys of fab that know about these extreme kinks yet none of them have posted on the direst sex thread me thinks the ladys are being coy

I knew someone on another site who liked to look up unusual kinks and then try to shock us all with the.. He usually succeeded

He frequently mentioned munting as a chatroom clearing technique "

Nothing like cracking open a cold one on a Friday night

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Well as long as no one wants a Kentucky Klondike Bar . Put me right off my Yorkie Bar when I found out what it was.."

Do you do as Urban Dictionary suggests and follow it with a Panamanian petting zoo???

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By *yesgreenMan  over a year ago

north and south


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you?

Just googled it. Mother of God

Has it come to any one else attention thst its all ladys of fab that know about these extreme kinks yet none of them have posted on the direst sex thread me thinks the ladys are being coy

I knew someone on another site who liked to look up unusual kinks and then try to shock us all with the.. He usually succeeded

He frequently mentioned munting as a chatroom clearing technique

Nothing like cracking open a cold one on a Friday night "

Am with Thor cracking a few beers in the pool with fab friends male and female any colour any creed big party

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By *hors.HammerMan  over a year ago

Newbridge

I know a good few of these Stange kinks and dodgy web videos some not mentioned yet but I'll maintain my innocence for now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone feeling particularly brave, check out rosebudding, but only after you’ve had yer supper...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well as long as no one wants a Kentucky Klondike Bar . Put me right off my Yorkie Bar when I found out what it was..

Do you do as Urban Dictionary suggests and follow it with a Panamanian petting zoo???"

Ah call me old fashioned but I prefer the Alligator Fuckhouse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone feeling particularly brave, check out rosebudding, but only after you’ve had yer supper... "

Omg one of the first things I had you google when I joined Fab. That still remains with me.

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Anyone feeling particularly brave, check out rosebudding, but only after you’ve had yer supper... "

I just threw up in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone feeling particularly brave, check out rosebudding, but only after you’ve had yer supper...

Omg one of the first things I had you google when I joined Fab. That still remains with me."

Omg that’s vile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Begs the question how someone found out that THAT was what turned them on...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Begs the question how someone found out that THAT was what turned them on... "

Yeah I always wonder who invented figging? Did they just look at a piece of ginger and say that would feel great shoved up my back passage

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Begs the question how someone found out that THAT was what turned them on... "

Who knew frotting was so vanilla in comparison lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could they not just have called it the bow drill ??????????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Begs the question how someone found out that THAT was what turned them on...

Yeah I always wonder who invented figging? Did they just look at a piece of ginger and say that would feel great shoved up my back passage"

Answers the question of why the hell we sold so much ginger back in my Tesco F+V days ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Begs the question how someone found out that THAT was what turned them on...

Who knew frotting was so vanilla in comparison lol"

Makes it almost respectable really...

How are you Charles..??

Jolly good old bean, just off for a spot of frosting with Tristan!!

Oh wonderful , have a bully day..!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Begs the question how someone found out that THAT was what turned them on...

Who knew frotting was so vanilla in comparison lol"

It's certainly being a informative thread... now off to buy some ginger before Tesco closes...

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Begs the question how someone found out that THAT was what turned them on...

Who knew frotting was so vanilla in comparison lol

Makes it almost respectable really...

How are you Charles..??

Jolly good old bean, just off for a spot of frosting with Tristan!!

Oh wonderful , have a bully day..! "

Takes on a whole new meaning when Charles and Tristan are trimming the rose bushes lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Begs the question how someone found out that THAT was what turned them on...

Who knew frotting was so vanilla in comparison lol

It's certainly being a informative thread... now off to buy some ginger before Tesco closes..."

Don’t panic, I always keep 2 kilos in the fridge in case of emergencies

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By *illbillMan  over a year ago

dublin


"There's one forumite that loves munting has r.i.p bookmarked so he can get them at the right time isn't the right McCarthy

Killbill is the munting expert but u never know Mc Carthy may be trawling the grave yards of west dublin as well "

Awww yes munting....the ideal after dinner topic...its a lot tamer than tarmacing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Begs the question how someone found out that THAT was what turned them on...

Who knew frotting was so vanilla in comparison lol

Makes it almost respectable really...

How are you Charles..??

Jolly good old bean, just off for a spot of frosting with Tristan!!

Oh wonderful , have a bully day..!

Takes on a whole new meaning when Charles and Tristan are trimming the rose bushes lol"

dirty animals

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By *ebra LoungeCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

My innocence has just been lost....

This thread should come with a warning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Al the hidden kinks are coming out now you dirty feckers

Having a copy of Vizs Roger's Profanisaurus is handy when reading the weird and wonderful messages from Fab."

I'll have to Google him, but with a middle name like Roger, Im sure I'll learn a thing or two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My innocence has just been lost....

This thread should come with a warning"

So you don't like it Zebra Style

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Begs the question how someone found out that THAT was what turned them on...

Who knew frotting was so vanilla in comparison lol

Makes it almost respectable really...

How are you Charles..??

Jolly good old bean, just off for a spot of frosting with Tristan!!

Oh wonderful , have a bully day..!

Takes on a whole new meaning when Charles and Tristan are trimming the rose bushes lol

dirty animals "

And I presume you are a fan of "The Gunslinger"

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By *ebra LoungeCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"My innocence has just been lost....

This thread should come with a warning

So you don't like it Zebra Style "

I suppose it’s better to be informed so that you know when it’s time to leg it... Mrs ZL

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman  over a year ago

Bangor

Oh in this warm weather im a fan of a really nice big kentucky klondike bar.. ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the Term " Sex " i looked it up....if you join swingers site there a chance of getting some

haven't found out if that Fact or Fiction or what getting some really means.....just yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Begs the question how someone found out that THAT was what turned them on...

Who knew frotting was so vanilla in comparison lol

Makes it almost respectable really...

How are you Charles..??

Jolly good old bean, just off for a spot of frosting with Tristan!!

Oh wonderful , have a bully day..!

Takes on a whole new meaning when Charles and Tristan are trimming the rose bushes lol

dirty animals

And I presume you are a fan of "The Gunslinger""

More of a Stephen King nut in fairness...

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By *evil_u_knowMan  over a year ago

city

Whats it called when 2 people, a guy and a girl, circle my asshole with their tounges together?

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By *verage Joe BlackMan  over a year ago

Border Area


"Whats it called when 2 people, a guy and a girl, circle my asshole with their tounges together?"

"Gang rimming"...??

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By *evil_u_knowMan  over a year ago

city


"Whats it called when 2 people, a guy and a girl, circle my asshole with their tounges together?

"Gang rimming"...??"

I was thinking a double chocolate swirl, but gang rimming sounds good.

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By * New YorkieMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Tell the truth, how many of you tested the elasticity of your foreskin after reading that

"

No foreskin here, I think I was cheated by my parents not experience docking ??. Frosting is hor especially when a female is trying to make the fire by rubbing them together. Mmmmm

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"Tell the truth, how many of you tested the elasticity of your foreskin after reading that

No foreskin here, I think I was cheated by my parents not experience docking ??. Frosting is hor especially when a female is trying to make the fire by rubbing them together. Mmmmm"

You mean Frotting, not frosting....

Jack Frosting is something different again, as I found out when I googled frosting before decorating my Christmas cake. I'd heard plenty of jokes about stiff sheets over the years, but didn't realise there was actually a name/fetish for marking and stiffening clothing, soft furnishings and objects with spunk!! Every day is a schoolday!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Copied from the urban dictionary

docking

A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encasedinside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoringthe warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...

"

That actually sounds so hot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell the truth, how many of you tested the elasticity of your foreskin after reading that

"

Hahahaha

I wished I was a man for a nano-second

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

Never watched it. Read that it was sick so didn't go near it. Don't even know what its about. "

It's about 2 girls shitting in a cup or something

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This has to be one of the funniest threads I’ve read on here! "

It's not often you cum across(pun intended ) a decent thread of any kind in here anymore...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Copied from the urban dictionary

docking

A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encasedinside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoringthe warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...

That actually sounds so hot "

Sounds amazing

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Tell the truth, how many of you tested the elasticity of your foreskin after reading that

No foreskin here, I think I was cheated by my parents not experience docking ??. Frosting is hor especially when a female is trying to make the fire by rubbing them together. Mmmmm

You mean Frotting, not frosting....

Jack Frosting is something different again, as I found out when I googled frosting before decorating my Christmas cake. I'd heard plenty of jokes about stiff sheets over the years, but didn't realise there was actually a name/fetish for marking and stiffening clothing, soft furnishings and objects with spunk!! Every day is a schoolday! "

awh jesus thats the frosting on every cake ruined now lol

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"Tell the truth, how many of you tested the elasticity of your foreskin after reading that

No foreskin here, I think I was cheated by my parents not experience docking ??. Frosting is hor especially when a female is trying to make the fire by rubbing them together. Mmmmm

You mean Frotting, not frosting....

Jack Frosting is something different again, as I found out when I googled frosting before decorating my Christmas cake. I'd heard plenty of jokes about stiff sheets over the years, but didn't realise there was actually a name/fetish for marking and stiffening clothing, soft furnishings and objects with spunk!! Every day is a schoolday!

awh jesus thats the frosting on every cake ruined now lol "

Yup... Now whenever anyone mentions royal icing you'll think of Price Charles' cumface

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

I just threw up in my mouth reading that

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By *ohndunboyneMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

Never watched it. Read that it was sick so didn't go near it. Don't even know what its about.

It's about 2 girls shitting in a cup or something "

Thanks Jessie. Now I know for definite that I don't need to see it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This thread has resulted in my being afraid to Google...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Snedging - very specific

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Google a Russian periscope

It’s one of the strangest and funniest sex acts I have heard off

Where someone came up with it, I’ll never know

On the docking one, there is one called space docking which is worse than the one above

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This thread has resulted in my being afraid to Google... "

Lmao ..this comment made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This comment made me glad

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"There's one forumite that loves munting has r.i.p bookmarked so he can get them at the right time isn't the right McCarthy "

I missed this the first time round. What concerns me is that I'm obviously being spied on!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Copied from the urban dictionary

docking sounds fun lol...

A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encasedinside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoringthe warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell the truth, how many of you tested the elasticity of your foreskin after reading that

"

dident need to i know..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any fabbers ever received or given a "blumpy "??...

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"Copied from the urban dictionary

docking

A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encasedinside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoringthe warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...

"

Jaysus Christ the day, hi!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any fabbers ever received or given a "blumpy "??... "

.... am I gonna be very sorry I looked this one up...?

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By * New YorkieMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Tell the truth, how many of you tested the elasticity of your foreskin after reading that

No foreskin here, I think I was cheated by my parents not experience docking ??. Frosting is hor especially when a female is trying to make the fire by rubbing them together. Mmmmm

You mean Frotting, not frosting....

Jack Frosting is something different again, as I found out when I googled frosting before decorating my Christmas cake. I'd heard plenty of jokes about stiff sheets over the years, but didn't realise there was actually a name/fetish for marking and stiffening clothing, soft furnishings and objects with spunk!! Every day is a schoolday!

awh jesus thats the frosting on every cake ruined now lol "

Lol I should proof read..

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

I love that this thread pops up every now and again lol

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By *irl4fucking18Woman  over a year ago

city

Wtf is frotting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wtf is frotting"

Frothing.... Is when the male continues to pump away post cum, creating a bubbly froth of ejaculate emanating from the ladies vagina

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By *irl4fucking18Woman  over a year ago

city


"Wtf is frotting

Frothing.... Is when the male continues to pump away post cum, creating a bubbly froth of ejaculate emanating from the ladies vagina "

huuuh??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wtf is frotting

Frothing.... Is when the male continues to pump away post cum, creating a bubbly froth of ejaculate emanating from the ladies vagina huuuh??"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frothing

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By *irl4fucking18Woman  over a year ago

city


"Wtf is frotting

Frothing.... Is when the male continues to pump away post cum, creating a bubbly froth of ejaculate emanating from the ladies vagina huuuh??

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frothing"

ohhh gotcha first for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here in Fabland, every day is a school day

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Wtf is frotting"

frotting

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

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By *irl4fucking18Woman  over a year ago

city


"Wtf is frotting

frotting

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

"

so where's the womans pleasure in all of this

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By *irl4fucking18Woman  over a year ago

city


"Here in Fabland, every day is a school day "
and that isn't a maybe lol

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Wtf is frotting

frotting

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

so where's the womans pleasure in all of this "

I dont think we are even considered in the equation lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wtf is frotting

frotting

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

so where's the womans pleasure in all of this

I dont think we are even considered in the equation lol "

Urban dictionary says otherwise Lu

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

Frotting and Frothing are two very different things Kaiz lol

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Wtf is frotting

frotting

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

so where's the womans pleasure in all of this

I dont think we are even considered in the equation lol "

Just don’t watch a vid of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A blumpkin will be hard to to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Frotting and Frothing are two very different things Kaiz lol"

Ah ha! So they are

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By *irl4fucking18Woman  over a year ago

city


"Wtf is frotting

frotting

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

so where's the womans pleasure in all of this

I dont think we are even considered in the equation lol "

think its like a supervision situation

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal


"Wtf is frotting

frotting

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

so where's the womans pleasure in all of this

I dont think we are even considered in the equation lol

Just don’t watch a vid of it "

Im happy enough to give that one a miss

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

Heard a new one tonight

Dragon Butter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Heard a new one tonight

Dragon Butter "

Not sure if I wanna know but gonna ask anyways ?

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By *j69funCouple  over a year ago

kildare

Has anyone heard of stealthing?

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By *ecentguy321Man  over a year ago

nearby


"Has anyone heard of stealthing? "

Only recently. Its a proper d1ck thing to do

Seems to be popular with the younger generation of boys (not men)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has anyone heard of stealthing? "

Yes, another word for it is r@pe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Heard of one a few years back called the Dirty Sanchez

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wtf is frotting

frotting

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

so where's the womans pleasure in all of this

I dont think we are even considered in the equation lol

Just don’t watch a vid of it

Im happy enough to give that one a miss "

Personally I (Mrs) love doing this and derive lots of pleasure from it

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Has anyone heard of stealthing? "

Yes and it is a pure scum thing to do and is not consensual.

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By *lectric cockMan  over a year ago

local


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you? "

My tea just came out my nose after googling that one. How was that one even thought about lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I only recently heard what the term Docking meant. I saw a pic on Fab and was mytified looked like a baby elephant trunk. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place.

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Sometimes ignorance really is bliss

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"2 girls 1 cup now that is sick

You haven't seen an Alaskan Pipeline have you?

My tea just came out my nose after googling that one. How was that one even thought about lol"

What the actual fuck, how is gods name could that even be discovered

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

Northside

The curiosity is killing me here,but fucked if I'm going to Google Alaskan pipeline!!!!! Anyone care to describe it for the rest of us????? Pretty please???????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The curiosity is killing me here,but fucked if I'm going to Google Alaskan pipeline!!!!! Anyone care to describe it for the rest of us????? Pretty please??????? "

Alaskan pipeline. When a loving partner poos into a condom, freezes it overnight, then uses the frozen poo dildo to pleasure his partner the next day.

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"The curiosity is killing me here,but fucked if I'm going to Google Alaskan pipeline!!!!! Anyone care to describe it for the rest of us????? Pretty please??????? "

Have a shite in a condom

Stick said condom in freezer

Next day when frozen stick said condom up your arse

You asked

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

Northside

Jaysus.....is that really a thing?????

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By *ulu00 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Donegal

How do people discover these things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Snedging is a personal favourite of mine: The sniffing of bicycle saddles after one has been cycling for sexual gratification

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Snedging is a personal favourite of mine: The sniffing of bicycle saddles after one has been cycling for sexual gratification "

Have you been reading the sunday sport Gary

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By *issme39Woman  over a year ago

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"The curiosity is killing me here,but fucked if I'm going to Google Alaskan pipeline!!!!! Anyone care to describe it for the rest of us????? Pretty please???????

Alaskan pipeline. When a loving partner poos into a condom, freezes it overnight, then uses the frozen poo dildo to pleasure his partner the next day."

Shut the front door!!! Is this really a thing???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Snedging is a personal favourite of mine: The sniffing of bicycle saddles after one has been cycling for sexual gratification

Have you been reading the sunday sport Gary "

Hahaha, The Sunday Sport, that takes me back.

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

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"Snedging is a personal favourite of mine: The sniffing of bicycle saddles after one has been cycling for sexual gratification

Have you been reading the sunday sport Gary

Hahaha, The Sunday Sport, that takes me back. "

Last weeks headline was about that very thing

I follow them on twitter just for the headline

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually, an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin is probably at the top of my to-do list. Im looking for a willing participant. I've always been of the opinion that you should try anything once.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Snedging is a personal favourite of mine: The sniffing of bicycle saddles after one has been cycling for sexual gratification

Have you been reading the sunday sport Gary

Hahaha, The Sunday Sport, that takes me back.

Last weeks headline was about that very thing

I follow them on twitter just for the headline "

Oh really??? Haha that's gas. No, I had t read it, just a personal hobby of mine.

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

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"Snedging is a personal favourite of mine: The sniffing of bicycle saddles after one has been cycling for sexual gratification

Have you been reading the sunday sport Gary

Hahaha, The Sunday Sport, that takes me back.

Last weeks headline was about that very thing

I follow them on twitter just for the headline

Oh really??? Haha that's gas. No, I had t read it, just a personal hobby of mine. "

Saw your wanted poster up in the uni security office alright

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok so ive been frotting and diden't even know it lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually, an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin is probably at the top of my to-do list. Im looking for a willing participant. I've always been of the opinion that you should try anything once."

Is it something similar to Marianne Faithfull's Mars Bar exploits?

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

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"Actually, an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin is probably at the top of my to-do list. Im looking for a willing participant. I've always been of the opinion that you should try anything once.

Is it something similar to Marianne Faithfull's Mars Bar exploits? "

Was going to ask the same question and then realised he's too young to know who she is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually, an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin is probably at the top of my to-do list. Im looking for a willing participant. I've always been of the opinion that you should try anything once.

Is it something similar to Marianne Faithfull's Mars Bar exploits?

Was going to ask the same question and then realised he's too young to know who she is "

I should not have googled that on my work Network haha.

But no, it's so much worse than that!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

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"The curiosity is killing me here,but fucked if I'm going to Google Alaskan pipeline!!!!! Anyone care to describe it for the rest of us????? Pretty please???????

Alaskan pipeline. When a loving partner poos into a condom, freezes it overnight, then uses the frozen poo dildo to pleasure his partner the next day.

Shut the front door!!! Is this really a thing??? "

You mean shut the back door????

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