"The biggest lie the film industry has ever perpetrated is that beach sex is good. It is not.
That sounds like experience talking 
A friend told me  "
It’s grand if you go further than the sand and do it in the water |
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"The biggest lie the film industry has ever perpetrated is that beach sex is good. It is not.
That sounds like experience talking
A friend told me
It’s grand if you go further than the sand and do it in the water"
That’s assuming my friend likes cold salty water. She doesn’t! |
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"The biggest lie the film industry has ever perpetrated is that beach sex is good. It is not.
That sounds like experience talking
A friend told me
It’s grand if you go further than the sand and do it in the water
That’s assuming my friend likes cold salty water. She doesn’t!"
Not for everyone, but great sensations |
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"The biggest lie the film industry has ever perpetrated is that beach sex is good. It is not.
That sounds like experience talking
A friend told me
It’s grand if you go further than the sand and do it in the water
That’s assuming my friend likes cold salty water. She doesn’t!"
May I suggest a warmer sea or lake?
Definitely funny experience but only if water is close to wash bodies from sand afterwards    |
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