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"I absolutely love it when... a guy texts me out of the blue to tell me he's bored and then asks if I want to hook up right now. Nothing turns me on more than bored men - telling me they're bored. It's soooo hot when a guy has nothing better to do and picks me to save him from his tedium. I'm so excited to drop what I'm doing right this second and make him my entire focus. Little does he know, I've been secretly waiting day after day, week after week, month after month for this moment, when he'd realise I'm the thing to come to mind after his lack of interest in anything has settled in - and I've been waiting - fully waxed, shined, made-up, and in my perfectly matching bra, knickers, silk thigh highs, stilettos, and nothing more except my perfectly rouged lips - for him to be bored and to pick me. My taxi app just waiting for me to jump up and grab my coat... All kidding aside, men - does the 'I'm bored,' thing ever work? Is the assumption that since this is a sex site effort is not required? If it hasn't worked, have you tried, 'I'd be so excited to see you,' or is that too positive? Women - do men being bored work on you? Am I the odd duck? It's SEX - the most pleasurable and important activity in my life. You'd have to pay me to fuck you out of your boredom and it would be more than any bored guy could afford. If I wanted to have sex out of boredom, I would've stayed married for fuck's sake. " Tough day at the office... Huh? | |||
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"I absolutely love it when... a guy texts me out of the blue to tell me he's bored and then asks if I want to hook up right now. Nothing turns me on more than bored men - telling me they're bored. It's soooo hot when a guy has nothing better to do and picks me to save him from his tedium. I'm so excited to drop what I'm doing right this second and make him my entire focus. Little does he know, I've been secretly waiting day after day, week after week, month after month for this moment, when he'd realise I'm the thing to come to mind after his lack of interest in anything has settled in - and I've been waiting - fully waxed, shined, made-up, and in my perfectly matching bra, knickers, silk thigh highs, stilettos, and nothing more except my perfectly rouged lips - for him to be bored and to pick me. My taxi app just waiting for me to jump up and grab my coat... All kidding aside, men - does the 'I'm bored,' thing ever work? Is the assumption that since this is a sex site effort is not required? If it hasn't worked, have you tried, 'I'd be so excited to see you,' or is that too positive? Women - do men being bored work on you? Am I the odd duck? It's SEX - the most pleasurable and important activity in my life. You'd have to pay me to fuck you out of your boredom and it would be more than any bored guy could afford. If I wanted to have sex out of boredom, I would've stayed married for fuck's sake. " Have a snickers.Your not you when your hungry. | |||
"Only boring people get bored. Boring people who lack imagination or curiosity... Boring people who always expect others to entertain and motivate... There's always something to do, somewhere to go, something to listen to, something to watch, something to be fixed, something to be finished, something to be started, something to be created, something to be discovered... 'I'm bored' is probably the least seductive thing someone could say! "Exactly. I couldn't agree more. Thanks. | |||
" Tough day at the office... Huh? " Nope. I'm a writer. This is satire. | |||
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"I absolutely love it when... a guy texts me out of the blue to tell me he's bored and then asks if I want to hook up right now. Nothing turns me on more than bored men - telling me they're bored. It's soooo hot when a guy has nothing better to do and picks me to save him from his tedium. I'm so excited to drop what I'm doing right this second and make him my entire focus. Little does he know, I've been secretly waiting day after day, week after week, month after month for this moment, when he'd realise I'm the thing to come to mind after his lack of interest in anything has settled in - and I've been waiting - fully waxed, shined, made-up, and in my perfectly matching bra, knickers, silk thigh highs, stilettos, and nothing more except my perfectly rouged lips - for him to be bored and to pick me. My taxi app just waiting for me to jump up and grab my coat... All kidding aside, men - does the 'I'm bored,' thing ever work? Is the assumption that since this is a sex site effort is not required? If it hasn't worked, have you tried, 'I'd be so excited to see you,' or is that too positive? Women - do men being bored work on you? Am I the odd duck? It's SEX - the most pleasurable and important activity in my life. You'd have to pay me to fuck you out of your boredom and it would be more than any bored guy could afford. If I wanted to have sex out of boredom, I would've stayed married for fuck's sake. " Compliments on your literary post on the boring and sad antics of an individual out of touch with reality. This guy is clueless when it comes to seduction.  | |||
" Compliments on your literary post on the boring and sad antics of an individual out of touch with reality. This guy is clueless when it comes to seduction. "Thank you  | |||
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"I’d say the “I’m bored” works about as well as “you up” and “wanna suck my cock”!" Excellent! Three chat up lines I have yet to try | |||
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"I’d say the “I’m bored” works about as well as “you up” and “wanna suck my cock”! Excellent! Three chat up lines I have yet to try "Thats my whole playbook ffs..... | |||
"I’d say the “I’m bored” works about as well as “you up” and “wanna suck my cock”! Excellent! Three chat up lines I have yet to try
Thats my whole playbook ffs....."True story  | |||
"I’d say the “I’m bored” works about as well as “you up” and “wanna suck my cock”! Excellent! Three chat up lines I have yet to try
Thats my whole playbook ffs.....
True story
"U up babe | |||
"I’d say the “I’m bored” works about as well as “you up” and “wanna suck my cock”! Excellent! Three chat up lines I have yet to try
Thats my whole playbook ffs.....
True story
U up babe"Yes. And still no coffee.  | |||
