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"Roast a profile" - The rules have changed
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The rules have changed, don't be an ass kisser, with the hope that a woman or a couple will meet you, if you write nice things about them.
Grow a pair of balls will you!
Make sure, you use the profile name in your posts, so people understand who you are referring to.
Put your name forward and once you are in, roast someone's profile.
Roast, don't kiss their ass!
Buzz
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"ROAST ME  "
@smileformiles
Thanks God she is posing with a hot girl beside her.
Oh dear, the other one is way hotter.
Her entire profile is just her bitching, full of dont's.
She was told she is good looking, but what she doesn't know, is that men are liers.
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"ROAST ME
@smileformiles
Thanks God she is posing with a hot girl beside her.
Oh dear, the other one is way hotter.
Her entire profile is just her bitching, full of dont's.
She was told she is good looking, but what she doesn't know, is that men are liers.
Buzz"
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By *eys00Man
over a year ago
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"Roast me  "
*****why.....must....your.... profile....be written..... like....this****
Its like trying to read the transcript of a conversation with a severe asthmatic. Clean it up for god sake |
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@SmokeyWitch
Loads of forum posts, most of them useless.
Three lousy pics on her public gallery, in the hope you ask for her friendship... it screams attention seeker!
Uses a lot the "status update" function, as if anyone cares when she eats ice cream.
Her profile, starts bad and ends worst.
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"Roast me
@SmokeyWitch
Loads of forum posts, most of them useless.
Three lousy pics on her public gallery, in the hope you ask for her friendship... it screams attention seeker!
Uses a lot the "status update" function, as if anyone cares when she eats ice cream.
Her profile, starts bad and ends worst.
Buzz"
Whoa! Muchas gracias |
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over a year ago
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"Roast me
*****why.....must....your.... profile....be written..... like....this****
Its like trying to read the transcript of a conversation with a severe asthmatic. Clean it up for god sake "
I wouldn't |
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over a year ago
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"Roast me
@SmokeyWitch
Loads of forum posts, most of them useless.
Three lousy pics on her public gallery, in the hope you ask for her friendship... it screams attention seeker!
Uses a lot the "status update" function, as if anyone cares when she eats ice cream.
Her profile, starts bad and ends worst.
Buzz
Whoa! Muchas gracias "
BTW... They ask for a friendship and all been rejected
I think OP you are attention seeker 
But thank you for letting me know how bad my profile is |
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@Phoenix
She doesn't travel outside Ireland.. even to England.
Of course... they won't let her in!
She is "primarily attracted to intelligent guys who can stimulate her mind and excite her".
Oh dear, she wrote "intelligent" correctly, but what about the poor men, what did they do wrong and what are they getting for the trouble!?
"No further meets if no strong attraction"... as if anyone will bother meeting her again! |
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"Roast me
@Phoenix
She doesn't travel outside Ireland.. even to England.
Of course... they won't let her in!
She is "primarily attracted to intelligent guys who can stimulate her mind and excite her".
Oh dear, she wrote "intelligent" correctly, but what about the poor men, what did they do wrong and what are they getting for the trouble!?
"No further meets if no strong attraction"... as if anyone will bother meeting her again! "
Hahaha that made me laugh.
Wondered why I wasnt getting any meets |
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By *eys00Man
over a year ago
have boots will travel |
"Roast me "
Won't travel outside of Ireland, which is of course is designed to make us all think men are queueing up to charter her flights over. Flase modesty thy name is Phoenix |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you killed your own post OP. What happened to being constructive.
Very good idea for a post though.
I did, it was full of ass kissing. "
I didnt mean that I thought you went from being constructive in the first post to being mean in this one.
I was obviously wrong about killing it. It is still going strong  |
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"ROAST ME kinkybutcute you get one end il get the other thats an offer cant be missed
Go for it, your turn now! kinkybutcute with the columbian drug dealer pics and goatee to match alls missing the bracelet and neckalace, hes 6ft1 professionally measured with a potato skin, has the females lining up and i dont mean cuing up either but seems a decent guy with interesting forum topics just like this to roast his fellow fabbers with a thinking what could anyone possibly say about me just look at me, nice dress sense cool guy and look forward to more topics.  "
@TOPCATT-36
You started well, but you've got the drug cartel wrong !
But feck, you went soft half way into the roast. But some men do go soft, very quick! |
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"ROAST ME kinkybutcute you get one end il get the other thats an offer cant be missed
Go for it, your turn now! kinkybutcute with the columbian drug dealer pics and goatee to match alls missing the bracelet and neckalace, hes 6ft1 professionally measured with a potato skin, has the females lining up and i dont mean cuing up either but seems a decent guy with interesting forum topics just like this to roast his fellow fabbers with a thinking what could anyone possibly say about me just look at me, nice dress sense cool guy and look forward to more topics.
@TOPCATT-36
You started well, but you've got the drug cartel wrong !
But feck, you went soft half way into the roast. But some men do go soft, very quick! "
suppose depends on the female but i do sympathise |
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"Roast we "
@geohopa
The kind of couple profile, too good to be true.
To put it in different words, why the feck is she with him?
Love... and "long tongue" .... Are you serious, is that even a thing?
I understand some like long dicks, but a long tongue?
"Soft swap, ff, full swap with the right couple" ... So you want another Female/Female couple!?
You are in Ireland, not on the Lesbos island.
Come to your fecking senses and be realistic about it, you won't find the double headed "unicorn" in Ireland.
Fecking newbies!
Buzz
PS. A unicorn in the swinging world, is a single female meeting a couple. |
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"The rules have changed, don't be an ass kisser, with the hope that a woman or a couple will meet you, if you write nice things about them.
Grow a pair of balls will you!
Make sure, you use the profile name in your posts, so people understand who you are referring to.
Put your name forward and once you are in, roast someone's profile.
Roast, don't kiss their ass!
Buzz
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Ok here goes to many shots if your chin down profile. All dressed similarly. Theres nothing to excite or spark the imagination. You say your kinky but then your not that kinky ... just a bit of light S&M, you are into it or you like to smack an ass during sex.
Id liven things up and remove references to S&M. Its a bit of kinky foreplay your after |
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over a year ago
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"Roast we
@geohopa
The kind of couple profile, too good to be true.
To put it in different words, why the feck is she with him?
Love... and "long tongue" .... Are you serious, is that even a thing?
I understand some like long dicks, but a long tongue?
"Soft swap, ff, full swap with the right couple" ... So you want another Female/Female couple!?
You are in Ireland, not on the Lesbos island.
Come to your fecking senses and be realistic about it, you won't find the double headed "unicorn" in Ireland.
Fecking newbies!
Buzz
PS. A unicorn in the swinging world, is a single female meeting a couple. "
like you don't secretly want a FF couple to go crazy with you |
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts!"
Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely |
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts!
Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely "
Yeah we will have to sort that thanks! |
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts!
Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely "
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Please read the rules on top.
"No ass kissing" on this thread please.
Use the other forum thread instead, as it ended up to be full of it.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/903002 |
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts!
Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely
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Please read the rules on top.
"No ass kissing" on this thread please.
Use the other forum thread instead, as it ended up to be full of it.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/903002"
@kinkybutcute
There was no ass kissing just as you stated an honest opinion, unless your preferences are for lots of negitive bullshit. I have though given my opinion of yours. |
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts!
Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely
@_he rover returned
Please read the rules on top.
"No ass kissing" on this thread please.
Use the other forum thread instead, as it ended up to be full of it.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/903002
@kinkybutcute
There was no ass kissing just as you stated an honest opinion, unless your preferences are for lots of negitive bullshit. I have though given my opinion of yours. "
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_(comedy)
A roast is a form of American humor in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to jokes at their expense, intended to amuse the event's wider audience. Such events are intended to honor a specific individual in a unique way. In addition to jokes and insult comedy, such events may also involve genuine praise and tributes. The implication is that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult. The individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a "roast". The host of the event is called the "roastmaster". Anyone who is mocked in such a way is said to have been "roasted". |
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"Jesus this is rough but if you want to roast us, go nuts!
Genuinely a great profile, clear and concise. My only issue is no photos of himself. If you want to meet as a couple or separately theres nothing to go on. Your pics are lovely
@_he rover returned
Please read the rules on top.
"No ass kissing" on this thread please.
Use the other forum thread instead, as it ended up to be full of it.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/903002
@kinkybutcute
There was no ass kissing just as you stated an honest opinion, unless your preferences are for lots of negitive bullshit. I have though given my opinion of yours.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_(comedy)
A roast is a form of American humor in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to jokes at their expense, intended to amuse the event's wider audience. Such events are intended to honor a specific individual in a unique way. In addition to jokes and insult comedy, such events may also involve genuine praise and tributes. The implication is that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult. The individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a "roast". The host of the event is called the "roastmaster". Anyone who is mocked in such a way is said to have been "roasted"."
Would it make you feel better to be Nast about our profile? Feel free, we have thick skins. |
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By *eys00Man
over a year ago
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Genuinely thought everyone knew the idea was to be insulting as it was all tongue in cheek....
Apologies to anyone who thought I was just being an asshole! Merely getting into the spirit of the roast  |
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"Genuinely thought everyone knew the idea was to be insulting as it was all tongue in cheek....
Apologies to anyone who thought I was just being an asshole! Merely getting into the spirit of the roast "
Don't worry, too late now.
You haven't lost any meets! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roast away lol "
Mrs has a banging body but horrendous taste in style..Daisy Dukes shorts teamed with Beetlejuices Boots???? Wrong on so many fronts ..On the upside no pics of Mr featured so clearly he's a munter..makes life so much easier for us hottish single guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smokeywitch
Don’t take offence at an innocent comment
Innocent is a baby not OP
I hope he feels much better now
Enjoy the evening!"
The lights are on but nobody's home...Nuf said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"roast me ... the auld profile cud do with an edit or 3"
More wrong than right with these pics, ya might be better off with no pics...Banana substitute will appeal only to the veganites..Try harder mate |
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over a year ago
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"roast me ... the auld profile cud do with an edit or 3
More wrong than right with these pics, ya might be better off with no pics...Banana substitute will appeal only to the veganites..Try harder mate "
thanks...yes the banana & Y fronts are well past their sell by date
I must try harder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Commando4 ...
a tall virginal 6 pack of a gym bunny.
dont cross swords with this guy unless you run, swim & play tennis..if you want a quiet relaxed meet, then this is the guy... this gym bunny would be too tired to play anything but field sports...more likely to turn an ankle than turn on your hotwife...his profile shows he can write & no slouch in the forums either...is this Commando all talk or is he Command do the business |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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@lexlutherABA...1 foto, 1 friend, 1 meet...says it all ... a tall marvel comic wannabe... ladies be afraid...be afraid that lex may be a luther
but if you are having a quiet nite in, well maybe let lex flex his |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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@missus ... this missus appears to be a loved up Mrs...no time for meets...just work & bbq with her Dirk Dangler...a no go area during the marching season |
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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago
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"Commando4 ...
a tall virginal 6 pack of a gym bunny.
dont cross swords with this guy unless you run, swim & play tennis..if you want a quiet relaxed meet, then this is the guy... this gym bunny would be too tired to play anything but field sports...more likely to turn an ankle than turn on your hotwife...his profile shows he can write & no slouch in the forums either...is this Commando all talk or is he Command do the business"
thanks but no need to hold back...I won't be offended.. |
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@SmokeyWitch
Loads of forum posts, most of them useless.
Three lousy pics on her public gallery, in the hope you ask for her friendship... it screams attention seeker!
Uses a lot the "status update" function, as if anyone cares when she eats ice cream.
Her profile, starts bad and ends worst.
Buzz
Whoa! Muchas gracias
BTW... They ask for a friendship and all been rejected
I think OP you are attention seeker
But thank you for letting me know how bad my profile is "
You are welcome and thank you for blocking me after.
You obviously have no idea what roasting and tongue in cheek is, but very few do! |
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"Roast me
@SmokeyWitch
Loads of forum posts, most of them useless.
Three lousy pics on her public gallery, in the hope you ask for her friendship... it screams attention seeker!
Uses a lot the "status update" function, as if anyone cares when she eats ice cream.
Her profile, starts bad and ends worst.
Buzz
Whoa! Muchas gracias
BTW... They ask for a friendship and all been rejected
I think OP you are attention seeker
But thank you for letting me know how bad my profile is
You are welcome and thank you for blocking me after.
You obviously have no idea what roasting and tongue in cheek is, but very few do! "
I should block you a long time ago
You're welcome OP |
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
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@ kinkybutcute
Can't really tell much about you from reading your profile only that you like little pusssy smacks on the ass! After that it seems your favorite colour is navy. Time to man up and provide a bit more detail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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@laidbare
these Cats deserve to be roasted just for being from kilkenny
obviously mixing with a rough crowd of women
no regard for health & safety, dangerous driving activities, extreme harvesting & hay bailing...also appear to be watersport enthusiasts...& no sign of a snorkel...and the mister obviously loves himself...3 mirrors & more products than a chemist shop...
roast...set the flames to high
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
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"Count Me In For A Roasting ... "
@daftpunk
Sorry it took so long to come back to you I've just finished your book. Had to get the obtrex out to sooth my eyes reading it and looking at camel toes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roast me !"
@bigfungirl
a profile twerking selfie fan that has no friends, no veris & cant accomodate... can travel but to where..she is looking for respectful kink.. wtf...wants to chat...like hello, who talks these days...get WhatsApp & kik like normal swingers...claims to know what a dick looks like ...& wont shag you if you have more than a few veris...a galwaygirl...sure galway for the all Ireland...& possibly this big fungirl
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"roast me ... the auld profile cud do with an edit or 3"
Clearly a man who can't handle a knock back
Experienced? In what ? Taking Dodge pics with a sad banana
Doesn't want to chat just get your knickers off
I think the wine has been left out opened for far too long! |
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over a year ago
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"roast me ... the auld profile cud do with an edit or 3
Clearly a man who can't handle a knock back
Experienced? In what ? Taking Dodge pics with a sad banana
Doesn't want to chat just get your knickers off
I think the wine has been left out opened for far too long!"
that's not wine is vinegar to preserve the auld banana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Count Me In For A Roasting ...
@daftpunk
Sorry it took so long to come back to you I've just finished your book. Had to get the obtrex out to sooth my eyes reading it and looking at camel toes.
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Hahaha!!! Thanks for the feed-back... a bit of `tea-bagging` may soothe your eyes also...
My camel-toes are quite neat and tight... in case you didn't observe!!!
Ye have Very Hot pics BTW |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Spit) ROAST Me!!!! "
@_aidrx
well this TV maid is no slouch when it comes to housework & cleaning...ur more likely to find her polishing a mirror than buffing a dick...
she had a fondness for TV, her favourite programs features kids napping & cuckoos...
bring your elastic band collection as she cant wait to be elasticated...
in between watching TV & cleaning she like to be a man & have her partner.
no sky sports here but sure you might get to taste a toblerone if the cuckoos haven't eaten them all |
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By *eys00Man
over a year ago
have boots will travel |
"Go ahead "
Jesus....got any spare pixels lying about? Some pictures taken with an early 19th century camera and the others with more glare than an angry Bean an Ti. Sell that antique camera and you might be able to afford some matching underwear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go ahead
Jesus....got any spare pixels lying about? Some pictures taken with an early 19th century camera and the others with more glare than an angry Bean an Ti. Sell that antique camera and you might be able to afford some matching underwear "
Ouch. Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roast away lol
Mrs has a banging body but horrendous taste in style..Daisy Dukes shorts teamed with Beetlejuices Boots???? Wrong on so many fronts ..On the upside no pics of Mr featured so clearly he's a munter..makes life so much easier for us hottish single guys"
Says a man who’s dressed for a funeral in the only pic you have and an interests list shorter than my wee toe lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on. Im dying for someone to roast mine. Do your fucking worst!. "
@dontbesilly
a fussy sporty GAA type, that likes children!!! by day works as a mattress checker & preferring his daily sambo from fine bones China rather than a cracked plate...
ladies if you are really unlucky he may invite you around for a chat about craked plates & mattress testing...ladies dont be silly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"@ vintage wine
Proper mature grape juice, so nice to chat too, openminded and experimental. Just get rid of the banana, I'm sure there's a juicier fruit you could display. "
time to go green ... a gherkin or cucumber perhaps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on. Im dying for someone to roast mine. Do your fucking worst!.
@dontbesilly
a fussy sporty GAA type, that likes children!!! by day works as a mattress checker & preferring his daily sambo from fine bones China rather than a cracked plate...
ladies if you are really unlucky he may invite you around for a chat about craked plates & mattress testing...ladies dont be silly"
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"Go on. Im dying for someone to roast mine. Do your fucking worst!.
@dontbesilly
a fussy sporty GAA type, that likes children!!! by day works as a mattress checker & preferring his daily sambo from fine bones China rather than a cracked plate...
ladies if you are really unlucky he may invite you around for a chat about craked plates & mattress testing...ladies dont be silly"
beautiful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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@jensucks
a bi blah loving curvy 30 something from the glass Capitol.. she is thrilled to be horny most days... ur as likely to find her in mis matched underwear as mis matched socks...never answers messages unless a dick pic is attached...loves wearing blindfolds for the anal 3sum ur interested in...when not online she is doing suck QC tests for dyson |
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By *aidRXTV/TS
over a year ago
ashbourne |
"(Spit) ROAST Me!!!!
@_aidrx
well this TV maid is no slouch when it comes to housework & cleaning...ur more likely to find her polishing a mirror than buffing a dick...
she had a fondness for TV, her favourite programs features kids napping & cuckoos...
bring your elastic band collection as she cant wait to be elasticated...
in between watching TV & cleaning she like to be a man & have her partner.
no sky sports here but sure you might get to taste a toblerone if the cuckoos haven't eaten them all"
wow @Vintage Wine.... Interesting take!!!
You can roast better than that hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roast me, but be gentle ??"
@Sir HC
call him Cur...just your average 45 yr old, married , horny, desperate newbie...but welcoming as he will meet 99 yr old smokers...if he winks it's due to a twitch in his gamey eye...claims to be interested in everything ... but what happens when you bring out the blind fold, the strap on, & mention anal & a good flogging
would that be bullying of the HR department...oh an treat him gentle he is new |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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@MaidRx
having reviewed the photos, I now realise I was wrong about MaidRX...this Sissy is dressed like a page 3 girl looking for a walk on party in Rocky Horror Show ..she wants to be kid *napped, you would pay to give her back...who needs hairy legs & a five o'clock shadow...loves to be ordered about...in a waitress outfit she is an ideal girl to bring you a beer while you watch Sky Sports...although be careful where that Sky remove has previously been...loves to role play ... but is sissy slut, lover & whore in the bedroom the role she is born to play...has RX got talent...well the veris may be wrong...take a chance, she wat you get Robin Hood or Maid Marion |
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"Well, thank you for your patience but too many ass lickers, grow a pair boys.
Thread is closed! "
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You refer to arse licking again and again on this and another thread
...yet strangely enough "Rimming" isn't listed as one of your interests
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"Well, thank you for your patience but too many ass lickers, grow a pair boys.
Thread is closed! "
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You refer to arse licking again and again on this and another thread
...yet strangely enough "Rimming" isn't listed as one of your interests
(mic drop ...)"
Good one Tim, keep them coming! |
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@kinkybutcute
Clearly got confused when he watched Fifty Shades of Grey, the nearest thing to kinky with this guy is being huncuffed with pink fluffy handcuffs and tickled with a feather |
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"Roast me "
I was going to but I could never manage to get to the end of the text... its like reading the T&C's for a really picky soul sucking Bank after seeing their uplifting and inspiring tv campain(in your case the pics)... you know the ones that make you think thos bank care... then take your house and your dead childhood pets ashes |
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"Roast me
I was going to but I could never manage to get to the end of the text... its like reading the T&C's for a really picky soul sucking Bank after seeing their uplifting and inspiring tv campain(in your case the pics)... you know the ones that make you think thos bank care... then take your house and your dead childhood pets ashes "
Pmsl !!
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"My turn! So, what do you think, let's be havin' it!!"
@cdsub..the pictures...oh the pictures ..they are like a bad 70's flash back to my granny's bedroom...all that was missing was the Sacred Heart & Poor picture..cdSub I'd a Dominator fan...I'm more Marvel comics & Capt Marvel..he goes doggin in the Bulmers orchards in Clonmel...if your drinking cider & walking the dog it may as well be at source... |
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"@jensucks
a bi blah loving curvy 30 something from the glass Capitol.. she is thrilled to be horny most days... ur as likely to find her in mis matched underwear as mis matched socks...never answers messages unless a dick pic is attached...loves wearing blindfolds for the anal 3sum ur interested in...when not online she is doing suck QC tests for dyson"
Brilliant |
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"@jensucks
a bi blah loving curvy 30 something from the glass Capitol.. she is thrilled to be horny most days... ur as likely to find her in mis matched underwear as mis matched socks...never answers messages unless a dick pic is attached...loves wearing blindfolds for the anal 3sum ur interested in...when not online she is doing suck QC tests for dyson
Brilliant "
Longsack..
Jen has a beautiful body but come on lady, throw on a matching bra and thong. Did ya find them in the "no use" bundle in the charity shop?
Ps Willing to buy a pair for you if i get to take them off afterwards |
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"@jensucks
a bi blah loving curvy 30 something from the glass Capitol.. she is thrilled to be horny most days... ur as likely to find her in mis matched underwear as mis matched socks...never answers messages unless a dick pic is attached...loves wearing blindfolds for the anal 3sum ur interested in...when not online she is doing suck QC tests for dyson
Brilliant
Longsack..
Jen has a beautiful body but come on lady, throw on a matching bra and thong. Did ya find them in the "no use" bundle in the charity shop?
Ps Willing to buy a pair for you if i get to take them off afterwards "
Now how could one refuse that offer. |
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"@jensucks
a bi blah loving curvy 30 something from the glass Capitol.. she is thrilled to be horny most days... ur as likely to find her in mis matched underwear as mis matched socks...never answers messages unless a dick pic is attached...loves wearing blindfolds for the anal 3sum ur interested in...when not online she is doing suck QC tests for dyson
Brilliant
Longsack..
Jen has a beautiful body but come on lady, throw on a matching bra and thong. Did ya find them in the "no use" bundle in the charity shop?
Ps Willing to buy a pair for you if i get to take them off afterwards
Now how could one refuse that offer."
Ann Summers in waterford tomorrow at 12 so |
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"@jensucks
a bi blah loving curvy 30 something from the glass Capitol.. she is thrilled to be horny most days... ur as likely to find her in mis matched underwear as mis matched socks...never answers messages unless a dick pic is attached...loves wearing blindfolds for the anal 3sum ur interested in...when not online she is doing suck QC tests for dyson
Brilliant
Longsack..
Jen has a beautiful body but come on lady, throw on a matching bra and thong. Did ya find them in the "no use" bundle in the charity shop?
Ps Willing to buy a pair for you if i get to take them off afterwards
Now how could one refuse that offer.
Ann Summers in waterford tomorrow at 12 so "
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