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"Roast a profile" - Be constructive
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We all think we have decent Fab profiles, with nice pics and interesting verifications.
But the reality is that, many of us don't.
Put your name forward and let people say whatever they think your profile is missing or whatever should be taken out or added in.
The ones giving feedback, be constructive, be helpful but honest.
Who is in!?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok go on then .. will try to take it on the chin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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"Ok go on then .. will try to take it on the chin "
@geohopa
Nice sexy pics, nice profile, but no spice or naughtiness anywhere.
It gives an impression of safe but sort of "wait and see".
But lovely couple and the right amount of pics, maybe unlock more for public perving.
Buzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok go on then .. will try to take it on the chin
@geohopa
Nice sexy pics, nice profile, but no spice or naughtiness anywhere.
It gives an impression of safe but sort of "wait and see".
But lovely couple and the right amount of pics, maybe unlock more for public perving.
Buzz"
thanks, that's a very constructive and well articulated critique will take that on board and have unlocked more pics, since you suggested it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay. I'm in. |
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"Do your worst!!"
@_exydownunder
Very confident, loads of pics, very clear and simple profile, straight to the point.
Just too "safe" for my taste and again no spice.
But by the number of verifications, maybe this is what people are looking for and if it ain't broken, don't fix it.
Buzz
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I may regret this but we’re in |
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"Ok go on then .. will try to take it on the chin
@geohopa
Nice sexy pics, nice profile, but no spice or naughtiness anywhere.
It gives an impression of safe but sort of "wait and see".
But lovely couple and the right amount of pics, maybe unlock more for public perving.
Buzz thanks, that's a very constructive and well articulated critique will take that on board and have unlocked more pics, since you suggested it "
Oh, the spice was there, just very discreet
https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/geohopa/display-large/a44d2850-49a8-49d5-b492-eb57f2780bcd
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
enniskillen |
Jaysus I'm a sucker for humiliation I'm in! Be kind bash!lol xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on. I’m in |
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@kinkybutcute ......you maybe cute not a clue about your kink ....your profile shows nout.....navy and black ...cute but safe ...try a bit more colour to your life ...perhaps apple green or pink .... |
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"I may regret this but we’re in "
@bash762018
You have my profile blocked, but we've interacted briefly before.
Great forum contributions, very interesting pics, but with the odd 'what were you thinking Bash, quickly delete it".
Very long profile description, but at the end I can't remember much of it.
Very confident, but the overall feeling is "too good to be true".
Leaves the feeling of a well of wife, with a good but very bored life.
I would say, that there is no one single male, woman or couple on Fab, who would not want to meet you, but the expectations would be high, from both sides.
I am not sure if you like "spicy" so I won't suggest anything!?
Keep up with the interesting forum posts, you are doing a very good job along other forum "celebrities", at the end of the day, life is something more than a good shag.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ollie and Apples
You have me blocked. We have interacted briefly before. From memory your pics are amazing. Perhaps let your hair down more and be prepared to take the odd risk. It’s the unexpected that often makes for the more memorable encounter. |
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
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Bash has a very straight to the point profile, they list their likes and dislikes very comprehensively. They have some beautiful pic's and I don't think from reading the profile you have any doubts what they want!xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I may regret this but we’re in
@bash762018
You have my profile blocked, but we've interacted briefly before.
Great forum contributions, very interesting pics, but with the odd 'what were you thinking Bash, quickly delete it".
Very long profile description, but at the end I can't remember much of it.
Very confident, but the overall feeling is "too good to be true".
Leaves the feeling of a well of wife, with a good but very bored life.
I would say, that there is no one single male, woman or couple on Fab, who would not want to meet you, but the expectations would be high, from both sides.
I am not sure if you like "spicy" so I won't suggest anything!?
Keep up with the interesting forum posts, you are doing a very good job along other forum "celebrities", at the end of the day, life is something more than a good shag.
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Ha... thanks... I’ve unblocked you... don’t make me regret that either  |
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"Ha... thanks... I’ve unblocked you... don’t make me regret that either "
... regret that either!? 
I make no promises to anyone, I am a free man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then  |
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
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Ollie and apples another comprehensive profile I especially liked the giggles line it made me smile and who doesn't like abit of devilment! I also liked in there pics they refrained showing full sex pic's that shows abit of moderation which I respect.very beautiful pics and a lovely profile. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pedro.... You seem like a lovely man and get involved well on the forums but maybe add some more pics and abit more about you and what you are looking for on your profile xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pedro.... You seem like a lovely man and get involved well on the forums but maybe add some more pics and abit more about you and what you are looking for on your profile xx"
very attractive photos great shape cant find anything i dont like about this profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on, state me |
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"Ollie and Apples
You have me blocked. We have interacted briefly before. From memory your pics are amazing. Perhaps let your hair down more and be prepared to take the odd risk. It’s the unexpected that often makes for the more memorable encounter. "
Sorry we don't have a very long block list( 3 peeps), neither of us remember blocking you so it's probably that you're just too near...
Ps...we lead a very active, varied,sensual and fun sex life...I doubt you'd make our more memorable list..lol
But happy swinging
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"Go on then "
@up4fun82
Loads of veris from Vanilla Club and M&Gs, you probably have a yearly pass and your locker with your name on it .
Curvy, but sexy and an attitude about it.
Carefully picked pics and loads of them to perve on.
Not clear if you are "playing" much, but you like to keep yourself busy, that's for sure!
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
enniskillen |
"Pedro.... You seem like a lovely man and get involved well on the forums but maybe add some more pics and abit more about you and what you are looking for on your profile xx"
Thankyou I have updated the text in the profile I hope it's better! Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Upforfun
The pictures show the woman to be all woman. Good shots. Showing off the sexiest parts leaving the viewer wanting to see more. Your profile is very to the point and your verifications are very complimentary. |
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Not in Ireland but like the idea of this.
Go on then what do people think of us?
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
enniskillen |
Those who go naked wow where to start,amazing pics beautiful, artistic, sensual just gorgeous. Again text very clear on what you're looking for with some clarification at the end on flexibility! I truly beautiful profile. Xxx |
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"@kinkybutcute ......you maybe cute not a clue about your kink ....your profile shows nout.....navy and black ...cute but safe ...try a bit more colour to your life ...perhaps apple green or pink .... "
@Ollie and Apples
"Put hot wife" in all correspondence or subject line!?
Come one, that is so 80s.
He likes to shower a lot and use all the soap, while he dangles his bits.
Otherwise a sexy curvy blonde who owns it proudly.
Interesting profile from a sexy couple who like to keep busy.
Probably very cheeky and noughty ! |
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"Lol.....go on then. Be gentle "
@_oxic1998
She ignores most of her messages.
The profile starts and ends well, but gets bitchy in the middle.
She is at that age when you don't know if she is looking for sex or love, maybe both even.
Nice pics and has all her sexual interests listed.
Very busy schedule by the looks of it, but it could mean that she can't find her "regular"!
Come on, that profile looks too clean ! |
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
enniskillen |
Toxic in the forum's she doesn't suffer fools and you can see this in her profile, she is willing to say what she wants and demands respect. Her pics are tasteful and sexy!xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes please im in. Lol. Always open for constructive critisism |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not in Ireland but like the idea of this.
Go on then what do people think of us?
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Very tasteful pictures and you fit in nicely with nature. Love it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So does that mean if you get no criticism you have a perfect profile lol |
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Would love a critique everyone, anyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah sure may as well join in |
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"Not in Ireland but like the idea of this.
Go on then what do people think of us?
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@Thosewhomgonaked
Now honestly, you could not find even one boring pic!?
Like you want us all to look boring and miserable in comparison to you!?
Like who the fuck climbs a wooden fence naked!?
And for the God's sake, put some pants on, when you ride that bike!
Seriously guys, you've ruined my day now, especially with the first pic!
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Go on always willing to improve |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im feeling brave today...do you worst!
Seriously, it will be interesting to see what my profile reads like |
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Go ahead..... If I can handle the kind of insults I get in my mail, I'm pretty sure I can handle anything  |
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I'm in, tell me what you think. |
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
enniskillen |
"Im feeling brave today...do you worst!
Seriously, it will be interesting to see what my profile reads like"
Phoenix is a lovely profile she has sexy pics,I love her text when she says stimulate her mind and that she likes intelligent conversation. The only down side she doesn't like sexy phone chat!but that aside very nice profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im feeling brave today...do you worst!
Seriously, it will be interesting to see what my profile reads like
Phoenix is a lovely profile she has sexy pics,I love her text when she says stimulate her mind and that she likes intelligent conversation. The only down side she doesn't like sexy phone chat!but that aside very nice profile."
Thank you for you opinion. I sometimes think mine is boring lol
Sexy chat is fine if I have met and clicked with the guy. But random sexy chats not for me |
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"Not in Ireland but like the idea of this.
Go on then what do people think of us?
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Fantastic creative photography. Hot bodies, and great settings. I wonder who carried the shower head up the mountain?!?!? Why are the really interesting ones so far away? |
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By *nowy007Woman
over a year ago
Near Enough |
Ah sure go on for the craic. |
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"Go ahead..... If I can handle the kind of insults I get in my mail, I'm pretty sure I can handle anything
Nice pics,very active in the forum's but text is direct and leaves you wondering why she is still here.I assume it's for the conversation.  "
Thanks
As for why I'm still here... It says it right at the start! Socials and the Forums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This could be interesting...I'm in  |
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
enniskillen |
"This could be interesting...I'm in "
Lovely profile great text puts out exactly what she is looking for and tolerates it,I liked she didn't need to meet a man who was ripped if the rest of the attraction was there. I would maybe give some indication without giving too much away about some of the fantasies you want fulfilled. Lovely pic and good profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah sure I'm always up for a good roasting or maybe that's spit roast...hmmm
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"Lol.....go on then. Be gentle
@_oxic1998
She ignores most of her messages.
The profile starts and ends well, but gets bitchy in the middle.
She is at that age when you don't know if she is looking for sex or love, maybe both even.
Nice pics and has all her sexual interests listed.
Very busy schedule by the looks of it, but it could mean that she can't find her "regular"!
Come on, that profile looks too clean ! "
This made me laugh |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Lol.....go on then. Be gentle
@_oxic1998
She ignores most of her messages.
The profile starts and ends well, but gets bitchy in the middle.
She is at that age when you don't know if she is looking for sex or love, maybe both even.
Nice pics and has all her sexual interests listed.
Very busy schedule by the looks of it, but it could mean that she can't find her "regular"!
Come on, that profile looks too clean ! "
 in what way does being around 50 suggest that there's uncertainty if a woman is looking for sex or for love
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
down the road |
This could be interesting! Be nice |
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"Lol.....go on then. Be gentle
@_oxic1998
She ignores most of her messages.
The profile starts and ends well, but gets bitchy in the middle.
She is at that age when you don't know if she is looking for sex or love, maybe both even.
Nice pics and has all her sexual interests listed.
Very busy schedule by the looks of it, but it could mean that she can't find her "regular"!
Come on, that profile looks too clean !
in what way does being around 50 suggest that there's uncertainty if a woman is looking for sex or for love
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In no way!
It is a "roast a profile" at the end of the day.
Tongue in cheek and funny comments, if there are constructive comments, even better.
If someone feels unhappy about "their profile being roasted" they can roast back! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This could be interesting...I'm in
Lovely profile great text puts out exactly what she is looking for and tolerates it,I liked she didn't need to meet a man who was ripped if the rest of the attraction was there. I would maybe give some indication without giving too much away about some of the fantasies you want fulfilled. Lovely pic and good profile."
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol.....go on then. Be gentle
@_oxic1998
She ignores most of her messages.
The profile starts and ends well, but gets bitchy in the middle.
She is at that age when you don't know if she is looking for sex or love, maybe both even.
Nice pics and has all her sexual interests listed.
Very busy schedule by the looks of it, but it could mean that she can't find her "regular"!
Come on, that profile looks too clean !
in what way does being around 50 suggest that there's uncertainty if a woman is looking for sex or for love
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suprised you dont already know the answer to that im in shock |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Lol.....go on then. Be gentle
@_oxic1998
She ignores most of her messages.
The profile starts and ends well, but gets bitchy in the middle.
She is at that age when you don't know if she is looking for sex or love, maybe both even.
Nice pics and has all her sexual interests listed.
Very busy schedule by the looks of it, but it could mean that she can't find her "regular"!
Come on, that profile looks too clean !
in what way does being around 50 suggest that there's uncertainty if a woman is looking for sex or for love
In no way!
It is a "roast a profile" at the end of the day.
Tongue in cheek and funny comments, if there are constructive comments, even better.
If someone feels unhappy about "their profile being roasted" they can roast back! "
Ahh I get it now, thanks. I've a slow morning today
While we're at it.
Simple and clean clear profile.
Skip two or three pics of your lips and goatee beard and show us ladies a bit more of your body.
Also you can do better to show your kinkiness than just a half open shirt macho style. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smileformiles
Great pics. Nicely choreographed. Well verified. Profile description to the point. Comes across as not at all pretentious and doesn’t suffer fools lightly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be curious to hear how we are perceived from our profile |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Lol.....go on then. Be gentle
@_oxic1998
She ignores most of her messages.
The profile starts and ends well, but gets bitchy in the middle.
She is at that age when you don't know if she is looking for sex or love, maybe both even.
Nice pics and has all her sexual interests listed.
Very busy schedule by the looks of it, but it could mean that she can't find her "regular"!
Come on, that profile looks too clean !
in what way does being around 50 suggest that there's uncertainty if a woman is looking for sex or for love
suprised you dont already know the answer to that im in shock"
The hormonal change makes me all confused. However looking forward to unlimited sex once the menstruation ceases altogether. |
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
enniskillen |
"We're in. Do your worst "
Great profile some extremely sexy pics,love the glens pic.profile text is constructive and direct,listing what you're looking for and what you won't tolerate! Only down side is I'm too old and out of shape. But good profile. |
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
enniskillen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then, it's always entertaining to hear things from the perspective of others |
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"Lol.....go on then. Be gentle
@_oxic1998
She ignores most of her messages.
The profile starts and ends well, but gets bitchy in the middle.
She is at that age when you don't know if she is looking for sex or love, maybe both even.
Nice pics and has all her sexual interests listed.
Very busy schedule by the looks of it, but it could mean that she can't find her "regular"!
Come on, that profile looks too clean !
in what way does being around 50 suggest that there's uncertainty if a woman is looking for sex or for love
In no way!
It is a "roast a profile" at the end of the day.
Tongue in cheek and funny comments, if there are constructive comments, even better.
If someone feels unhappy about "their profile being roasted" they can roast back!
Ahh I get it now, thanks. I've a slow morning today
While we're at it.
Simple and clean clear profile.
Skip two or three pics of your lips and goatee beard and show us ladies a bit more of your body.
Also you can do better to show your kinkiness than just a half open shirt macho style. "
I would, but my body isn't what I want to promote here.
My kinks are usually shared in private chats on Kik, with like minded people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Case lee
You have me blocked. Can’t imagine why |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Geohopa
Hands down the best pictures on fab. Sorry if that upsets others but it just has to be said. So beautiful in presentation. I can only imagine what an actual meeting would be like but I get the impression this couple would be very hospitable and welcoming. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
I cantake it i think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smileformiles
Great pics. Nicely choreographed. Well verified. Profile description to the point. Comes across as not at all pretentious and doesn’t suffer fools lightly "
Thanks |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Lol.....go on then. Be gentle
@_oxic1998
She ignores most of her messages.
The profile starts and ends well, but gets bitchy in the middle.
She is at that age when you don't know if she is looking for sex or love, maybe both even.
Nice pics and has all her sexual interests listed.
Very busy schedule by the looks of it, but it could mean that she can't find her "regular"!
Come on, that profile looks too clean !
in what way does being around 50 suggest that there's uncertainty if a woman is looking for sex or for love
In no way!
It is a "roast a profile" at the end of the day.
Tongue in cheek and funny comments, if there are constructive comments, even better.
If someone feels unhappy about "their profile being roasted" they can roast back!
Ahh I get it now, thanks. I've a slow morning today
While we're at it.
Simple and clean clear profile.
Skip two or three pics of your lips and goatee beard and show us ladies a bit more of your body.
Also you can do better to show your kinkiness than just a half open shirt macho style.
I would, but my body isn't what I want to promote here.
My kinks are usually shared in private chats on Kik, with like minded people. "
Sure even subs are attracted by a nice body pic or are they not allowed to perv? |
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"Lol.....go on then. Be gentle
@_oxic1998
She ignores most of her messages.
The profile starts and ends well, but gets bitchy in the middle.
She is at that age when you don't know if she is looking for sex or love, maybe both even.
Nice pics and has all her sexual interests listed.
Very busy schedule by the looks of it, but it could mean that she can't find her "regular"!
Come on, that profile looks too clean !
in what way does being around 50 suggest that there's uncertainty if a woman is looking for sex or for love
In no way!
It is a "roast a profile" at the end of the day.
Tongue in cheek and funny comments, if there are constructive comments, even better.
If someone feels unhappy about "their profile being roasted" they can roast back!
Ahh I get it now, thanks. I've a slow morning today
While we're at it.
Simple and clean clear profile.
Skip two or three pics of your lips and goatee beard and show us ladies a bit more of your body.
Also you can do better to show your kinkiness than just a half open shirt macho style.
I would, but my body isn't what I want to promote here.
My kinks are usually shared in private chats on Kik, with like minded people.
Sure even subs are attracted by a nice body pic or are they not allowed to perv? "
I am more into people who like to chat and meet, rather than perving! |
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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago
South Co. Dublin |
I'll offer myself up for roasting.....don't hold back as I've thick skin |
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
enniskillen |
"I'm in "
What can I say your a very mysterious woman with a hidden profile! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok count us in ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rate me then |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I cantake it i think "
Dirty old man profile with lovely pics, some elegant, some funny and some just simply too much but so hilarious that they're good again.
Skip the first and the last sentence of the blurb and it's fine. Also your miserable attempt to write in txt speak doesn't make you appear any younger, just replace the U with you.
Btw anyone feel free to hit back at me. |
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Please rate us and we will take it on board |
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
down the road |
"Rate me then "
@tomtom
I think you have got a bit lost. Maybe less dick pics and more about yourself rather than having a go about people not wanting to receive more dick pics. People meet people not dicks!  |
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Bloody hell not one roast, is that a compliment or an insult ! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Jayus Ill get round to it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You dont need to keep repeating yourself I see nothing wrong in your profile tho |
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"While we're at it."
@Doghunter33
A prolific forum contributor, but with a sharp tongue and a short fuse, very interesting nonetheless.
Too cocky on her profile and she doesn't meet often by the looks of it.
She is almost 50, but you would not say by looking at her pics. Very original sexy pics, by the way.
A declared kinky soul, but it isn't very clear what direction she likes to lean.
Razor sharp and this might but some people of.
Her age filters are too restrictive, I would love to see those dropped, but I would not dare to ask her, do that.
More private pics could be moved into the public gallery.
Buzz |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I cantake it i think
Dirty old man profile with lovely pics, some elegant, some funny and some just simply too much but so hilarious that they're good again.
Skip the first and the last sentence of the blurb and it's fine. Also your miserable attempt to write in txt speak doesn't make you appear any younger, just replace the U with you.
Btw anyone feel free to hit back at me. "
Yes mam |
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"Bloody hell not one roast, is that a compliment or an insult !"
Would say a complement.
Maybe just the headline ‘ any chance of a ride’ is inviting the single men in? |
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
enniskillen |
"Bloody hell not one roast, is that a compliment or an insult !"
Great pic's not fussed on your purple ones your text is concise and very descriptive of what you want. You're looking for a big hairy man with a double dose of the horn and a big helmet! Lol good profile. |
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By *edro50Man
over a year ago
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
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"Go on so :/ "
@_rishcouple12
Great photos guys! Very clear what you are looking for. Maybe show some of your verifications |
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@MrandMrsRight
Kinky and sexy, with a long but not boring, profile description.
Loads of meets already in a very short time, very unusual, but it might be a profile of someone very experienced on the scene.
Very good profile with loads of sexy pics!
"She" looks familiar and reminds me of "m*55us"!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cantake it i think
Dirty old man profile with lovely pics, some elegant, some funny and some just simply too much but so hilarious that they're good again.
Skip the first and the last sentence of the blurb and it's fine. Also your miserable attempt to write in txt speak doesn't make you appear any younger, just replace the U with you.
Btw anyone feel free to hit back at me. "
not fussed on the first photo never had a clue why guys think overalls on a woman is attractive why not stick a fake moustache to give an even closer male effect for those closet fabbers, hell while wer there throw a pair of the fab famous Calvin kliens on her in for a penny and all that, the other 2 photos make up for that though as id always observed this profile to be elegantly sexy with a somewhat witty but attractive long legged female as the host, that would also rule out the last photo with the pencil moon but all in all a sexy fabber who i think is a great asset to the mix of fabswingers. She also comes with attitude and has an original personality which always boosts rating in my book. |
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"I cantake it i think
Dirty old man profile with lovely pics, some elegant, some funny and some just simply too much but so hilarious that they're good again.
Skip the first and the last sentence of the blurb and it's fine. Also your miserable attempt to write in txt speak doesn't make you appear any younger, just replace the U with you.
Btw anyone feel free to hit back at me. not fussed on the first photo never had a clue why guys think overalls on a woman is attractive why not stick a fake moustache to give an even closer male effect for those closet fabbers, hell while wer there throw a pair of the fab famous Calvin kliens on her in for a penny and all that, the other 2 photos make up for that though as id always observed this profile to be elegantly sexy with a somewhat witty but attractive long legged female as the host, that would also rule out the last photo with the pencil moon but all in all a sexy fabber who i think is a great asset to the mix of fabswingers. She also comes with attitude and has an original personality which always boosts rating in my book. "
The first pic, with her wearing overalls is what makes it for me, very original and sexy as hell..... Just my two cents |
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell not one roast, is that a compliment or an insult !"
Definitely take it as a compliment that's what I'm doing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sure why not... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No roasting for us either  "
looks like youv enough pubes to stuff a mattress with but some nice pics too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give me your worst..
I actually live constructive criticism.. you have to fail to succeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are in !!
Do your best/worst ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give me your worst..
I actually live constructive criticism.. you have to fail to succeed "
Love not live |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in. Give it to me, I can take it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give me your worst..
I actually live constructive criticism.. you have to fail to succeed "
Sure its not to bad at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I might regret this but I am in
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give me your worst..
I actually live constructive criticism.. you have to fail to succeed
Sure its not to bad at all. "
Why thank you..loving yours.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might regret this but I am in
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No criticism here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give me your worst..
I actually live constructive criticism.. you have to fail to succeed
Sure its not to bad at all.
Why thank you..loving yours.. "
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might regret this but I am in
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Pity your straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Give it to me, I can take it"
i think ur profile is funny, movie quotes from dirty harry and the long hairy ass accross the bed pic just screams sophistication and a starwars fanatic, possibly john wayne and i think youv a few film phrases up that sleeve to strike on the unsuspecting female fabber to get that golden reply we all crave so much, the hey hows you just wont cut it this time round so its time to call in the big guns, your just busting for the right oportunity.
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By *aidRXTV/TS
over a year ago
ashbourne |
Go on... Im in...
Do your worst |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might regret this but I am in
No criticism here "
Haha Thank you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Give it to me, I can take iti think ur profile is funny, movie quotes from dirty harry and the long hairy ass accross the bed pic just screams sophistication and a starwars fanatic, possibly john wayne and i think youv a few film phrases up that sleeve to strike on the unsuspecting female fabber to get that golden reply we all crave so much, the hey hows you just wont cut it this time round so its time to call in the big guns, your just busting for the right oportunity.
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Thank you my friend, was not expecting that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might regret this but I am in
Pity your straight "
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on... Im in...
Do your worst "
still curious? |
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By *aidRXTV/TS
over a year ago
ashbourne |
"Go on... Im in...
Do your worst still curious? "
Of Course |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I cantake it i think
Dirty old man profile with lovely pics, some elegant, some funny and some just simply too much but so hilarious that they're good again.
Skip the first and the last sentence of the blurb and it's fine. Also your miserable attempt to write in txt speak doesn't make you appear any younger, just replace the U with you.
Btw anyone feel free to hit back at me. not fussed on the first photo never had a clue why guys think overalls on a woman is attractive why not stick a fake moustache to give an even closer male effect for those closet fabbers, hell while wer there throw a pair of the fab famous Calvin kliens on her in for a penny and all that, the other 2 photos make up for that though as id always observed this profile to be elegantly sexy with a somewhat witty but attractive long legged female as the host, that would also rule out the last photo with the pencil moon but all in all a sexy fabber who i think is a great asset to the mix of fabswingers. She also comes with attitude and has an original personality which always boosts rating in my book. "
I don't do face pics on fab, so that rules out the fake moustache. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cantake it i think
Dirty old man profile with lovely pics, some elegant, some funny and some just simply too much but so hilarious that they're good again.
Skip the first and the last sentence of the blurb and it's fine. Also your miserable attempt to write in txt speak doesn't make you appear any younger, just replace the U with you.
Btw anyone feel free to hit back at me. not fussed on the first photo never had a clue why guys think overalls on a woman is attractive why not stick a fake moustache to give an even closer male effect for those closet fabbers, hell while wer there throw a pair of the fab famous Calvin kliens on her in for a penny and all that, the other 2 photos make up for that though as id always observed this profile to be elegantly sexy with a somewhat witty but attractive long legged female as the host, that would also rule out the last photo with the pencil moon but all in all a sexy fabber who i think is a great asset to the mix of fabswingers. She also comes with attitude and has an original personality which always boosts rating in my book.
I don't do face pics on fab, so that rules out the fake moustache. "
well at least the somewhat witty still stands then, thats gotta count for something  |
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By *eys00Man
over a year ago
have boots will travel |
I'm always up for some constructive criticism! I'm also thick skinned enough for it.... I think! |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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@topcatt
You're not expecting me to read all that on your profile, ffs who reads them anyway?
Came as far as 'discrete' (bugbear for the grammar obsessed) and genuine...
Anyhow witty, opinionated and eloquent young man, supposedly good looking, pity there's only one pic to perv and that with all the clothes on.  |
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I'm in, it would be interesting to hear what people think about my profile, and hopefully helpful |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
No traction on the other thread so knock the shite out of me here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in, it would be interesting to hear what people think about my profile, and hopefully helpful "
In 3 out of 4 of your pics you look like your having a wee, in the other you look like your trying to stop yourself having a wee... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roast away folks |
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We are in, but we are sure you will get bored half way as it long and needy.
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Yep...I'm up for a roasting....all help gratefully accepted |
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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago
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@CountryDeviants
Can we rob your profile info..
Seems to replicate our thoughts..
Seems just perfect to us, except a few male body pics might be good (but we cant really argue with that as we have none up for public view)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sure why not, go for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I am in. Constructive criticism is good and I think my profile could be improved. |
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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago
South Co. Dublin |
@incoknitho
Profile pics are great....good variety and nice suits. Hit bod but you describe yourself as average so overly modest ? Couple more cock picks wouldn't go amiss. Also profile text is a bit short and doesn't give much away about you. But sure you've good success with the profile you have |
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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago
South Co. Dublin |
Btw I'm still up for roasting....seem to have got skipped |
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Go on. Ruin us, this day couldn't get any worse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In roast me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in, my profile could do with a re write...Roast me |
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I'm in - shoot Anything constructive is welcome! |
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"Think we need a roasting!"
Who told you that you were sexy and hot, were they laughing at the time. 4/3/2017 photo, I hope that was a hotel because the carpet is tragic. That's all I got, you don't make it easy.
*disclaimer* I hearby distance myself from any and all comments I may or may not have made |
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"In roast me "
hotsy totsy you're meeting verified only giving no new people a chance, terrible. You don't do oral, you bitch. I don't like women with collors. I'm not looking to walk a dog. |
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"In roast me hotsy totsy you're meeting verified only giving no new people a chance, terrible. You don't do oral, you bitch. I don't like women with collors. I'm not looking to walk a dog. "
and you're age range is to high. |
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By *olinjxMan
over a year ago
Dublin |
Well done Kinky for getting this lady to release more pics. Hadn’t seen this profile before but it’s absolutely awesome now in my opinion.
My other half salivated when she saw the pics too and that doesn’t happen too often. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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Go on. Im dying for someone to roast mine. Do your fucking worst!. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
Interesting thread I've to say, i was also a bit slow this morning to take up the gist of it but coped on soon enough. It's like everything on fab take it with a pinch of salt, don't take yourself too seriously and join in. No point in getting offended, just have a laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Interesting thread I've to say, i was also a bit slow this morning to take up the gist of it but coped on soon enough. It's like everything on fab take it with a pinch of salt, don't take yourself too seriously and join in. No point in getting offended, just have a laugh"
The old man giggled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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@Doghunter
this old hunting dog lives out in the hills...an alpha hunter with no space for friends on her dance card... she likes her cocks well hung & slow roasted ...preferably wrapped in latex...sometimes she cant be arsed hunting preferring DIY & balancing on the ladder pen in hand.. this old dog is for the long hilly road...sharpen your swords & prepare for the duel...a lady that does not sit on the Fencing ...likely to parry your rapier while you go for a counterthrust...duel on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are in |
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"Go on. Ruin us, this day couldn't get any worse "
@Wkcouple
They've taken a break from "physical" meets, as they were getting too physical about it, or maybe they could not keep up with the "demand"! But who knows, only they would!
The profile description is deceivingly tame and it doesn't reflect the hot pics.
There is definitely more hidden "under the skin", but they look to be semi retired now, so they might not be as fresh as they used to be, only time or other Fabers will tell. |
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"In "
@jensucks
She's back, not sure why and for what.
Maybe she forgot something and she can't find it anymore, who knows!?
She "sucks", but not in a good way, as she doesn't answer to her messages anymore!
Hot pics and sexy as hell, but for who, what's the point!?
All going to waste, as time does not forgive and her "goods" should be used more... Beauty fades quick girl!
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"Think we need a roasting!"
@_laymates30
The "kiss and "tell" couple or the "couple with a little "dirty" secret"!
Sexy, inteligent and experienced couple, who has been around Fab for a good while.
Do they still have the sexual hunger? Not sure, as their profile doesn't convince much, but the pics tell a different story!
Are they too experienced and picky for the average Faber!?
Is she too picky?
Yes she is, but what woman on Fab isn't?
Is she still out there hunting!?
Just be careful, if you are caught by her, she might leave her mark on you!
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"Ah sure I'm always up for a good roasting or maybe that's spit roast...hmmm "
@LittleFoxy
Unfortunately she is taken already and her needs are mostly taken.
Kinky but only with the "right" guy, but they all say that!
She is young and "blonde"!
Hard work and with a short fuse, today you are among her Fab friends, but tomorrow you might not.
Is she worth the chase? Maybe... but you have to last a marathon run, just to talk to her.
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"I'm in, it would be interesting to hear what people think about my profile, and hopefully helpful
In 3 out of 4 of your pics you look like your having a wee, in the other you look like your trying to stop yourself having a wee... "
Did you not read my interests? Watersports is in there |
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I love a good laugh and a cozy roasting
Feel free! |
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Bigfungirl
Has about 100 pics posted up not because of narcissism
...but more to show off that she has the latest iphone with all the bells and whistles
Now, she's looking for someone "respectful and kinky"
which really means a guy with a dickie bow around another part of his body
Lastly, she "needs to know someone" a while before taking it further,
so lads if you lay on the charm now... you might get a aul snog and a grope by Christmas
...2020
Ohhhh but what a night that will be
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P.S Was chatting with her here last week
and a classy charming, chatty lady all the way. Great profile! |
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Well, thank you for your patience but too many ass lickers, grow a pair boys.
Thread is closed! |
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psyche is clearly v good looking 