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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
When a woman is ovulating, she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. When she is mensturating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside |
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A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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woman playing golf teed off and watched as her ball hit a man playing the next hole,,he clasped his hands 2gether at his groin ,,fell down and rolled in agony..she rushed 2 the man offering 2 relief his pain as she is a physio..the man declines ,,but she insits ,,she gently took his hands away ,,undid his zip an put her hand inside,she massaged gently 4 several mins and asks hows that?he sez feels fookin grt luv --but i still think my thumb is broken   |
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