"I'm having trouble with my false teeth they keep getting in the way when kissing a lady friend. Any help how to solve the problem appreciated."
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Me aul wingman again!  
Tell her that your teeth are like vanpires and come out at night. Anyway, you don't need any fecking teeth when you're doing oral  |
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I'm having trouble with my false teeth they keep getting in the way when kissing a lady friend. Any help how to solve the problem appreciated.
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Me aul wingman again!
Tell her that your teeth are like vanpires and come out at night. Anyway, you don't need any fecking teeth when you're doing oral "
Good evening my friend.Your not wrong about comming out at night but unfortunately they try to escape when I'm kissing the ladies as well. |
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Take them out and suck on her clit.
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Great minds and gobshites "
They always complain about teeth during oral anyway, "your teeth are scratching my clit", "your teeth are hurting my anal tunnel", on and on it goes. |
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Take them out and suck on her clit.
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Great minds and gobshites
They always complain about teeth during oral anyway, "your teeth are scratching my clit", "your teeth are hurting my anal tunnel", on and on it goes."
Stop trying to eat it like an apple, and treat it more like a ripe peach |
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"Take them out and suck on her clit. Be jasus I'd have to take them out if I'm down there In case they get lost. "
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You can even use your pipe to impress her 
...or even blow some smoke up her ass
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"Take them out and suck on her clit. Be jasus I'd have to take them out if I'm down there In case they get lost. "
Theyed be grand until the morning, save you having to put them in a glass of water |
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Take them out and suck on her clit. Be jasus I'd have to take them out if I'm down there In case they get lost.
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You can even use your pipe to impress her
...or even blow some smoke up her ass
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Ah be jasus if I blow it up yonder people might think she was smoking hot. |
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"Take them out and suck on her clit. Be jasus I'd have to take them out if I'm down there In case they get lost.
Theyed be grand until the morning, save you having to put them in a glass of water"
Ah go away ya little devil sure God only knows what kind of damage they might do. |
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"Remove them  I don't like taking them out because I look ould without them in.
If she really wants to kiss you she won't mind  "
Ah she does like me but she never seen me with them out. I'm meeting her tomorrow after we collect our pensions. |
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"Remove them I don't like taking them out because I look ould without them in.
If she really wants to kiss you she won't mind Ah she does like me but she never seen me with them out. I'm meeting her tomorrow after we collect our pensions."
Give it a shot |
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"Remove them I don't like taking them out because I look ould without them in.
If she really wants to kiss you she won't mind Ah she does like me but she never seen me with them out. I'm meeting her tomorrow after we collect our pensions.
Give it a shot "
Jasus don't you worry I will be giving her a shot. |
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"Remove them I don't like taking them out because I look ould without them in.
If she really wants to kiss you she won't mind Ah she does like me but she never seen me with them out. I'm meeting her tomorrow after we collect our pensions.
Give it a shot Jasus don't you worry I will be giving her a shot."
Hero  |
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"Remove them I don't like taking them out because I look ould without them in.
If she really wants to kiss you she won't mind Ah she does like me but she never seen me with them out. I'm meeting her tomorrow after we collect our pensions.
Give it a shot Jasus don't you worry I will be giving her a shot.
Hero "
There's life in the ould dog yet. |
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"Remove them I don't like taking them out because I look ould without them in.
If she really wants to kiss you she won't mind Ah she does like me but she never seen me with them out. I'm meeting her tomorrow after we collect our pensions.
Give it a shot Jasus don't you worry I will be giving her a shot.
Hero There's life in the ould dog yet."
You're an inspiration to us all  |
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"Remove them I don't like taking them out because I look ould without them in.
If she really wants to kiss you she won't mind Ah she does like me but she never seen me with them out. I'm meeting her tomorrow after we collect our pensions.
Give it a shot Jasus don't you worry I will be giving her a shot.
Hero There's life in the ould dog yet.
You're an inspiration to us all "
Ah thanks if you ever need some advice about the ladies I'm yer man. |
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"Remove them I don't like taking them out because I look ould without them in.
If she really wants to kiss you she won't mind Ah she does like me but she never seen me with them out. I'm meeting her tomorrow after we collect our pensions.
Give it a shot Jasus don't you worry I will be giving her a shot.
Hero There's life in the ould dog yet."
Just don't let them send the old dog to china |
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"I have to leave now the nurse is doing her rounds to make sure we're all tucked up in bed for the night. "
She'll quieten ya..make sure you go for a wee before bed.. |
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Jasus that superglue is some stuff. I tried it last night and woke up this morning and can't open my mouth.The nurse had to bring me to casualty this morning. |
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