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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm new to all this Craic. Just looking for a bit of nooky with anyone that is up for it.Not very fussy any hole a goal. go on grandpa ya slut  "
Ah when you get to my age you take anything that's going. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good man OP.
Straight and to the point.
No bullshit."
As my ould father says when he is out on the prowl ya don't have to look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He did it all for the nookie, the nookie! So you can take that cookie  "
When I was a young Gosson i had my pick of the ladies. But unfortunately my good looks have started to fade away with age. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He did it all for the nookie, the nookie! So you can take that cookie When I was a young Gosson i had my pick of the ladies. But unfortunately my good looks have started to fade away with age."
You still got it Bro  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He did it all for the nookie, the nookie! So you can take that cookie When I was a young Gosson i had my pick of the ladies. But unfortunately my good looks have started to fade away with age.
You still got it Bro "
Well thanks i appreciate that and I suppose I'm not a bad looking man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He did it all for the nookie, the nookie! So you can take that cookie When I was a young Gosson i had my pick of the ladies. But unfortunately my good looks have started to fade away with age.
You still got it Bro Well thanks i appreciate that and I suppose I'm not a bad looking man. "
Ladies like Berets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The older the buck the harder the horn lol ?? Ah thank God I can still get the old boy to stand to attention."
A sure your only as young as the woman you feel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The older the buck the harder the horn lol ?? Ah thank God I can still get the old boy to stand to attention.
A sure your only as young as the woman you feel"
I'd love to have a go at a younger woman to see have I still got it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""I am a 43 year old straight man and I'm looking to meet women".
Confused
Its taken 35 years to finalise the profile "
When you get to my age it's easy to forget what age you actually are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""I am a 43 year old straight man and I'm looking to meet women".
Confused
Its taken 35 years to finalise the profile When you get to my age it's easy to forget what age you actually are. "
happens to the best of us, but if it continues see a doctor |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""I am a 43 year old straight man and I'm looking to meet women".
Confused
Its taken 35 years to finalise the profile When you get to my age it's easy to forget what age you actually are. happens to the best of us, but if it continues see a doctor "
Feck the doctor. I went to see one a year ago to help lower my sex drive he told me at my age it was all in the head I says I know that's why I want it lowered. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Popcorn anyone ?? Ah Jasus spend a night with me I might not have any popcorn for you but I sure have a cock horn.
Ill pass popcorn has better nuts "
You can suck on my nuts anytime darling. |
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"Popcorn anyone ?? Ah Jasus spend a night with me I might not have any popcorn for you but I sure have a cock horn.
Ill pass popcorn has better nuts You can suck on my nuts anytime darling."
Again the popcorn is all thats required |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Popcorn anyone ?? Ah Jasus spend a night with me I might not have any popcorn for you but I sure have a cock horn.
Ill pass popcorn has better nuts You can suck on my nuts anytime darling.
Again the popcorn is all thats required "
Ah Jasus you young ones are no Craic popcorn is for the cinema cock horn is for fab. |
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"I'm new to all this Craic. Just looking for a bit of nooky with anyone that is up for it.Not very fussy any hole a goal.
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Am looking for a wingman myself 
Me and you could head down to bingo or even the Irish Country Womens Association where you could spin a few aul yarns to charm the ladies out of their incontinance pants  you old codger...
Should be able to bag ourselves a few wild aul hotties around your age Jasus I'm up for it if you are.
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No better buachaill that me Uncle Albert...
No stories about the war though  Will you pick me up I don't drive. "
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As long as me car don't smell of warm pee
...by that I mean don't be wearing that old school after shave that you have a stash of from the 70's...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm new to all this Craic. Just looking for a bit of nooky with anyone that is up for it.Not very fussy any hole a goal.
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Am looking for a wingman myself
Me and you could head down to bingo or even the Irish Country Womens Association where you could spin a few aul yarns to charm the ladies out of their incontinance pants you old codger...
Should be able to bag ourselves a few wild aul hotties around your age Jasus I'm up for it if you are.
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No better buachaill that me Uncle Albert...
No stories about the war though Will you pick me up I don't drive.
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As long as me car don't smell of warm pee
...by that I mean don't be wearing that old school after shave that you have a stash of from the 70's...
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Ah Jasus I don't mind what your car smells like as long as we get some hot chicks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm new to all this Craic. Just looking for a bit of nooky with anyone that is up for it.Not very fussy any hole a goal.
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Am looking for a wingman myself
Me and you could head down to bingo or even the Irish Country Womens Association where you could spin a few aul yarns to charm the ladies out of their incontinance pants you old codger...
Should be able to bag ourselves a few wild aul hotties around your age Jasus I'm up for it if you are.
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No better buachaill that me Uncle Albert...
No stories about the war though Will you pick me up I don't drive.
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As long as me car don't smell of warm pee
...by that I mean don't be wearing that old school after shave that you have a stash of from the 70's...
Ah Jasus I don't mind what your car smells like as long as we get some hot chicks."
Pick me up along the way, shur if we don't get the ride we'll head down to the local give it socks |
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"Sligo!!!
Perhaps
Perhaps??? It was clear from 3 post in to me. You gotta love him for his attempts. "
God loves a trier and demons love trolls.
Now where can we find him an empty bridge to crawl under |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grandads these days, back in my day they just went looking for some ankle, now nookie."
You are to young to remember. But back in the fifties you took a girl out they were glad of a warm drink on a cold winter night.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sligo!!!
Perhaps
Perhaps??? It was clear from 3 post in to me. You gotta love him for his attempts. "
Well good morning you fine looking woman. What do you think of the more mature gentlemen. |
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