Hey guys what are the best messages/most creative messages you've ever received?hopefully this thread will help anybody male or female to be more creative if they're finding it difficult to get replies |
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over a year ago
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring "
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that. |
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that. "
Not that type positive |
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that. "
Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers |
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.
Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers "
Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also |
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.
Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers
Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also "
You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.
Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers
Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also
You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer "
Never mind prince you're the king of puns. |
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that. "
Better than him mailing to say hes not sure |
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.
Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers
Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also
You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer
Never mind prince you're the king of puns." Well my manaconda don't want none,unless you've got puns hun I hate saying hun but it's rhyme's |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.
Better than him mailing to say hes not sure "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.
Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers
Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also
You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer
Never mind prince you're the king of puns. Well my manaconda don't want none,unless you've got puns hun I hate saying hun but it's rhyme's "
Charging you for use of that line |
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.
Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers
Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also
You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer
Never mind prince you're the king of puns. Well my manaconda don't want none,unless you've got puns hun I hate saying hun but it's rhyme's
Charging you for use of that line"
Well I'm on the way to make my daily deposit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.
Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers
Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also
You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer
Never mind prince you're the king of puns. Well my manaconda don't want none,unless you've got puns hun I hate saying hun but it's rhyme's "
It has to rhyme? In that case prince harming,your puns are alarming,your threads are so random,the next one about farming?
I'll get my coat..... |
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By *ltered EgoMan
over a year ago
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that. "
I’m sure anyone viewing your profile would have the same thoughts .... but, you know .... outside voice, inside voice. |
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"Anything positive is always good Sir Hamring
Not necessarily, some random guy mails me to tell me he's positive he wants to smash my back door in, I wouldn't recommend mails like that.
Perhaps he was offering out of genuine consideration and wanted to replace the door afterwards...did he work for Des Kelly interiors I heard they always have smashing offers
Yes that must have been the case! I must mail him back and see if he can do my front door also
You could always scare him off by writing dumble on the front door...as long as he doesn't try to expand on the letterbox then I'd take his adoorable offer
Never mind prince you're the king of puns. Well my manaconda don't want none,unless you've got puns hun I hate saying hun but it's rhyme's
It has to rhyme? In that case prince harming,your puns are alarming,your threads are so random,the next one about farming?
I'll get my coat..... "
Very creative miss Redhott I'm surprised by the rhythm that you've got,as for my puns they're oh so cool many a woman has been made drool.
My puns are alarming but so are your breasts,now go get that coat and get yourself dressed |
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