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Introduce Yourself (stolen from the Lounge)
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Walkingtaff has a lovely thread running in the Lounge at the moment whereby members new and old introduce themselves gameshow-style, so I'm riding his coattails and starting one here too 
Just say a few words about yourself!  |
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Well I don’t have coat tails for you to ride, so I will leave that to you.
I’m a successful billionaire, with my own private jet, a body like Thor and and own my own tropical island with a 5 star hotel to cater for everyone’s needs. |
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To start:
Hello... I'm PlayD8..
That's 'playdate' if you were wondering how to pronounce it.
I'm a yellowbelly, but prone to wander. If you see me looking lost, just point me in the direction of the sea.
I'm a poet and lyricist. I like cheese and the works of Sir Terry Pratchett (sometimes together), and I can waggle my left ear... That last skill has yet to fulfill any purpose other than my own amusement |
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"Well I don’t have coat tails for you to ride, so I will leave that to you.
I’m a successful billionaire, with my own private jet, a body like Thor and and own my own tropical island with a 5 star hotel to cater for everyone’s needs. "
But are you happy?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello fat boy here I'm on slimming world but to fond of the aul sins.so I decided I needed help and joined fab hopeing to find the light but the arms and legs of a loving woman would do to.im not looking for drama just good clean dirty fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm Taff from the lounge forum , a happy to lucky chap who loves to roam the hills of beautiful N Wales .
I like to be jolly positive and believe life should be savoured with a smile .
I do talk like I 've popped out of an Enid Blyton book from the 50's. |
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"Well I don’t have coat tails for you to ride, so I will leave that to you.
I’m a successful billionaire, with my own private jet, a body like Thor and and own my own tropical island with a 5 star hotel to cater for everyone’s needs.
But are you happy? "
Absolutely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walkingtaff has a lovely thread running in the Lounge at the moment whereby members new and old introduce themselves gameshow-style, so I'm riding his coattails and starting one here too
Just say a few words about yourself! "
Lovely idea PlayD8 we're a married couple, not Irish, love where we live, love socials and clubs and all kinds of naughtiness ... we'll let you find out more if you like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi.. getraunchy here...pleased to meet you all and always remember never wait or hesitate..get in kid before it's too late ..you may never get another chance cause years a mask and it don't last ..live it long ..and live it fast.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tall, considered handsome, silver fox, articulate well travelled man with an interesting past to say the least looking to pleasure women to their complete satisfaction ( as per my veris !) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pauly here, at the moment I’m loving the big of banter on and off the forums! Looking for some fun and getting to know new people and trying new experiences..peace out
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Rover here, im playfull, smartarsed and fun to be with. Ive a temper though and if im pissed im pissed. Love the kinky side if things and love my men hairy. Exercising loads at the moment so i can eat the bloody cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi.
I'm the CEO of several multi national companies, winner of 3 olympic medals , founder of many famous charities, philanthropist and have recently completed a masters degree in nuclear physics..
On a personal note I like fry ups and star bars which helps to maintain my 30cm willy(note its not a foot).
I may or may not admit to having a compulsive lying disorder |
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Hi, I'm Tim & I'm a legitimate genuine guy 
who likes to talk mostly during sex
...which consists mostly of grunts and groans
as well as "Of course I love you dear" 
(...like I said am a genuine guy  )
Now, am a big believer in pillow chat & nibbles too
so long as you bring a good stash of food
and willing to sing me a little lullaby afterwards
...Am very sensitive too so do laugh at my jokes and
write me a glowing veri too. Spanks!  |
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By *c90Man
over a year ago
Noiseville |
Hi I am Sc90, that's pronounced 'whojaknickyourbolloxoff' if anyone is wondering.
An ideal night for me is being turned down by superior sounding ladies who struggle to pronounce my name.
I try to follow my family motto 'Keep you head down, until satisfaction is provided' but am thinking of changing it to 'Love to watch and keep my head up'
Invented 'Love Island' - the concept that every man is an island but can still 'love' himself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi! I'm Smokeywitch, the Huntress
I'm a bit sarcastic, funny, sometimes a crazy lady. I love food and music, quality sex, and like people with a good sense of humour.
I'm not good on intros 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm Vintage Wine and I like to think I have matured well, with a youthful vigour and youthful outlook on life. With age comes experience.
I love meeting people, the craic, the fun of the chase.
I enjoy long sensual sex sessions, I like to treat the lady like it's our honeymoon night & that she & she alone is the center of my world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi all, I'm Euphoric equanimity, as that is how I ideally like to live my life. Seeking Euphoric experiences all the while in a state of equanimity
A man of contradictions "
Not at all, it takes depth to understand. Judge a fish on how well it can fly and it will always feel inadequate. |
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over a year ago
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Hi, I'm Morningstar. I am an activist for the meninism cause
My favourite fruit is green grapes and I like to flirt with hotties sometimes, but not always!
Also pineapple doesn't belong on pizza. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi Freki and Huginn, the names represent a norse wolf and raven as freki(himself) is always on the hunt and huginn(herself) sees all
We are a cross over couple from the fetish scene and have fallen in love with swinging and the swing community
We are wild and out there and cheeky and will make you smile before we make you scream
We love party's and most likely you will find us in a dark back room at any party or club showing off our skills or just being generally naughty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi
I'm Echo Beach.
Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.
Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.
Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.
I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.
I am also a Canadian. |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"To start:
Hello... I'm PlayD8..
That's 'playdate' if you were wondering how to pronounce it.
I'm a yellowbelly, but prone to wander. If you see me looking lost, just point me in the direction of the sea.
I'm a poet and lyricist. I like cheese and the works of Sir Terry Pratchett (sometimes together), and I can waggle my left ear... That last skill has yet to fulfill any purpose other than my own amusement "
In lieu of a safe word
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Saying these are real introductions I will have to retract my first smart arse post and actually introduce myself
I Have a chilled approach to life, I’m opinionated about everything but love to hear other opinions even if they don’t match my own. We all don’t have to agree with each other to get on and some of the best chats I have had are with people who differ with my opinion. I have never being a one night stand kind of guy as I actually like women and like to get to know them, if I can find a connection with someone socially, things will progress in their own natural way. I’m patient, you have to, to be on this site and love a good banter and night out having a laugh. Don’t take myself to seriously and would hope other don’t as well. |
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over a year ago
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Hey, I'm FucklikeD, I'm a chill guy here for good times. I'm a guitarist, singer and martial artist. I enjoy the social side of this as much as the other side I like talking to and meeting new people so please get in touch.
Dx |
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Hey guys we re Double Trouble ,we re trying to grow old gracefully while having sexy adventures along the way .
We love the craic and enjoy quality sex with exceptional people (not to be confused with pretensious people )
Great thread OP
PS we love cake ! |
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over a year ago
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Hey Guys I'm Redhott, although I'm not a natural redhead and I'm not even that hot . Long time on and off fab, just one or two more things I'd like to tick off my fab list. I'm curvy, courteous and dont take this place too seriously,it's meant to be fun!
Red |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi
I'm Echo Beach.
Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.
Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.
Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.
I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.
I am also a Canadian."
..AHH..hello Echo beach ...are you really far away in time ...??...l know it's out of fashion ..and a trifle uncool..but l can't help it...l'm a romantic fool... I know l have to spend my time at work ..my job is very boring l'm an office clerk...the only thing That helps me pass the time away is knowing I'll be back at echo beach some day ....Echo beach ..far away in time...echo beach far away in time ..  |
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"Hey Guys I'm Redhott, although I'm not a natural redhead and I'm not even that hot . Long time on and off fab, just one or two more things I'd like to tick off my fab list. I'm curvy, courteous and dont take this place too seriously,it's meant to be fun!
Red you have gorge pics, j had red hair for a while but couldn't maintain it - it was awesome though "
Thank you as do you. Yes I agree it's very high maintenance but I feel too dull without it at this stage. |
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By *ergalMan
over a year ago
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Yes, a married guy! Wife not into sex or trying anything, and yes have tried to talk it out...
Anyway, normal genuine guy looking for some discreet nsa fun.. 43 years old going on 23! That good or bad? hey you gotta laugh and be able to Laugh at yourself!...
Gotta have manners and be polite
Hotel california, great song |
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"Hi
I'm Echo Beach.
Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.
Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.
Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.
I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.
I am also a Canadian."
*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger* |
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"Hi
I'm Echo Beach.
Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.
Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.
Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.
I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.
I am also a Canadian.
..AHH..hello Echo beach ...are you really far away in time ...??...l know it's out of fashion ..and a trifle uncool..but l can't help it...l'm a romantic fool... I know l have to spend my time at work ..my job is very boring l'm an office clerk...the only thing That helps me pass the time away is knowing I'll be back at echo beach some day ....Echo beach ..far away in time...echo beach far away in time .. "
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"Hi
I'm Echo Beach.
Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.
Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.
Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.
I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.
I am also a Canadian.
*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger* "
Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr* |
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"Hi
I'm Echo Beach.
Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.
Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.
Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.
I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.
I am also a Canadian.
*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*
Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*"
I've binge-watched it 3 times since it came out Both Sheen and Tennant did amazing jobs, they played the roles to perfection!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi
I'm Echo Beach.
Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.
Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.
Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.
I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.
I am also a Canadian.
*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*
Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*
I've binge-watched it 3 times since it came out Both Sheen and Tennant did amazing jobs, they played the roles to perfection! "
John Hamm was excellent as Gabriel! Buying porn |
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"Hi
I'm Echo Beach.
Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.
Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.
Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.
I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.
I am also a Canadian.
*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*
Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*
I've binge-watched it 3 times since it came out Both Sheen and Tennant did amazing jobs, they played the roles to perfection!
John Hamm was excellent as Gabriel! Buying porn "
Oh that was incredibly funny |
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over a year ago
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"Hi
I'm Echo Beach.
Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.
Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.
Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.
I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.
I am also a Canadian.
*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*
Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*
I've binge-watched it 3 times since it came out Both Sheen and Tennant did amazing jobs, they played the roles to perfection! John Hamm was excellent as Gabriel! Buying porn "
LMAO
JH is actually a huge Pratchett fan. He must have loved filming this. |
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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago
moira |
Hi Bruce,
I'm Connrod (and not because my rod is smaller than it looks)
I'm quick witted and have often done myself out of a meet due to giving the funny but undiplomatic answer.
People who meet me think I'm not a bad oul' spud but I'm a challenge to get that far, as weekends are usually spent being a dad and I look like I'd happily kill you for a pasty bap.
Women usually like my dog more than they like me. |
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"Hi
I'm Echo Beach.
Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.
Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.
Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.
I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.
I am also a Canadian.
*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*
Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*
I've binge-watched it 3 times since it came out Both Sheen and Tennant did amazing jobs, they played the roles to perfection! John Hamm was excellent as Gabriel! Buying porn
LMAO
JH is actually a huge Pratchett fan. He must have loved filming this. "
I don't remember the porn buying bit from the book, was that in there? It's been ages since I read it.. |
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"Hi
I'm Echo Beach.
Ex-pat polyglot South Dublin Mominatrix.
Likes: Chinese/Thai food, rugby, books (waves to other Pratchett fan who posted), swimming and hitting people with kitchen implements.
Dislikes: Any manner of facial hair (though some of my best friends have beards too), hot, humid weather, soccer.
I host monthly city centre socials for vetted singles and couples.
I am also a Canadian.
*waves back and promptly falls off sunlounger*
Did you see Good Omens on Amazon Prime? David Tennant as Crowley... *purr*
I've binge-watched it 3 times since it came out Both Sheen and Tennant did amazing jobs, they played the roles to perfection! John Hamm was excellent as Gabriel! Buying porn
LMAO
JH is actually a huge Pratchett fan. He must have loved filming this. I don't remember the porn buying bit from the book, was that in there? It's been ages since I read it.."
I have to admit it's been a while for me too. |
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