So I had this very funny moment when I first joined around 7 weeks ago,hadn't a clue what half the terms on fab or the swinging community meant..so naturally I ticked the whole list before I discovered watersports was not surfing and swimming..in water  I'm wondering what terms did you misread or get confused with when you first joined this FABulous world,do any still boggle you to this day? |
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Partridgesque mistake there 
It can be difficult remembering to return to non fab vocabulary amongst the civilian population. Using polite terms like playing instead of fucking can be seen as strange. |
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"Partridgesque mistake there
It can be difficult remembering to return to non fab vocabulary amongst the civilian population. Using polite terms like playing instead of fucking can be seen as strange. "
I would love to permanently replace some words in people's vocabulary like as you said playing for fucking....look at this playing traffic...I can imagine hilarity and alot of confusion would ensue...create a secret fab language to identify each other in public that is your task Karl do the community proud  |
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"So I had this very funny moment when I first joined around 7 weeks ago,hadn't a clue what half the terms on fab or the swinging community meant..so naturally I ticked the whole list before I discovered watersports was not surfing and swimming..in water I'm wondering what terms did you misread or get confused with when you first joined this FABulous world,do any still boggle you to this day?"
I sometimes don't know the terms used on fabs and have to use Google to check what's exactly they are talking about
Watersports and outdoors have different meanings in swingers world  |
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"I would love if someone went its a FAB day and to reply Veri.
Kinda childish but it would make me giggle lol"
God I love a good pun though I think it's a great idea...you make the post I'll reply just gotta wait for the heat to die down |
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"So I had this very funny moment when I first joined around 7 weeks ago,hadn't a clue what half the terms on fab or the swinging community meant..so naturally I ticked the whole list before I discovered watersports was not surfing and swimming..in water I'm wondering what terms did you misread or get confused with when you first joined this FABulous world,do any still boggle you to this day?"
I wish I could my naivety of the terms funny. When I first joined I went all out to impress a sexy lady. I studied her interests and set about impressing her. She was into :-
* BBC.........I got satellite.
* Dogging.....Bought a terrier
* Soft-Swing..Got one with a cushion
* Toys...Spent a fortune in Smiths
* Taking Photos..Enrolled in photography classes
* DP....Took and sent her loads
.....and she fecking blocked me  |
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"I would love if someone went its a FAB day and to reply Veri.
Kinda childish but it would make me giggle lol"
I used the term verification on a golf whatsapp group recently as I needed to be verified by a member to play there, Im sure they were wondering what the feck is on about .. Oh and playing i was taking about golf |
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"So I had this very funny moment when I first joined around 7 weeks ago,hadn't a clue what half the terms on fab or the swinging community meant..so naturally I ticked the whole list before I discovered watersports was not surfing and swimming..in water I'm wondering what terms did you misread or get confused with when you first joined this FABulous world,do any still boggle you to this day?
I wish I could my naivety of the terms funny. When I first joined I went all out to impress a sexy lady. I studied her interests and set about impressing her. She was into :-
* BBC.........I got satellite.
* Dogging.....Bought a terrier
* Soft-Swing..Got one with a cushion
* Toys...Spent a fortune in Smiths
* Taking Photos..Enrolled in photography classes
* DP....Took and sent her loads
.....and she fecking blocked me "
Man that was possibly the most creatively funny post I've seen on fab to date please tell me you cancelled the satellite on her  |
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"So I had this very funny moment when I first joined around 7 weeks ago,hadn't a clue what half the terms on fab or the swinging community meant..so naturally I ticked the whole list before I discovered watersports was not surfing and swimming..in water I'm wondering what terms did you misread or get confused with when you first joined this FABulous world,do any still boggle you to this day?
I wish I could my naivety of the terms funny. When I first joined I went all out to impress a sexy lady. I studied her interests and set about impressing her. She was into :-
* BBC.........I got satellite.
* Dogging.....Bought a terrier
* Soft-Swing..Got one with a cushion
* Toys...Spent a fortune in Smiths
* Taking Photos..Enrolled in photography classes
* DP....Took and sent her loads
.....and she fecking blocked me
Man that was possibly the most creatively funny post I've seen on fab to date please tell me you cancelled the satellite on her "
That's the thing, I never got on her....I had to cancel it all alone |
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"So I had this very funny moment when I first joined around 7 weeks ago,hadn't a clue what half the terms on fab or the swinging community meant..so naturally I ticked the whole list before I discovered watersports was not surfing and swimming..in water I'm wondering what terms did you misread or get confused with when you first joined this FABulous world,do any still boggle you to this day?
I wish I could my naivety of the terms funny. When I first joined I went all out to impress a sexy lady. I studied her interests and set about impressing her. She was into :-
* BBC.........I got satellite.
* Dogging.....Bought a terrier
* Soft-Swing..Got one with a cushion
* Toys...Spent a fortune in Smiths
* Taking Photos..Enrolled in photography classes
* DP....Took and sent her loads
.....and she fecking blocked me
Man that was possibly the most creatively funny post I've seen on fab to date please tell me you cancelled the satellite on her
That's the thing, I never got on her....I had to cancel it all alone "
What a waste of a dish |
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"I would love if someone went its a FAB day and to reply Veri.
Kinda childish but it would make me giggle lol
I used the term verification on a golf whatsapp group recently as I needed to be verified by a member to play there, Im sure they were wondering what the feck is on about .. Oh and playing i was taking about golf "
Lol you never know half of them are probably on here |
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"I would love if someone went its a FAB day and to reply Veri.
Kinda childish but it would make me giggle lol
God I love a good pun though I think it's a great idea...you make the post I'll reply just gotta wait for the heat to die down "
I would love to see the reaction in person. Would one of us say something or just smile knowing we are both filthy feckers lol |
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"In work meetings we talk often about cognitive behaviour therapy, using the initials CBT, everytime I cross my legs and wince "
I wont lie I looked it up no clue..shit lol |
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"I would love if someone went its a FAB day and to reply Veri.
Kinda childish but it would make me giggle lol
God I love a good pun though I think it's a great idea...you make the post I'll reply just gotta wait for the heat to die down
I would love to see the reaction in person. Would one of us say something or just smile knowing we are both filthy feckers lol"
My post was completely innocent speak for yourself  |
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