"It's great when you run out of bog roll.
Never to be attempted during dingleberry season though.
There's a voice of experience  "
You know that moment when you think "oh, that cranberry must have been stuck behind a tooth or something" then you burst through the skin on it and.. "oh no, wait..."  |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"It's great when you run out of bog roll.
Never to be attempted during dingleberry season though.
There's a voice of experience
You know that moment when you think "oh, that cranberry must have been stuck behind a tooth or something" then you burst through the skin on it and.. "oh no, wait..." "
Don't leave us in suspense....finish your recount of the event |
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"I really enjoy it (both ways) but definitely has to be given with the lights on! ??
Lights on ,?"
Without going into crude explanations I don't take anyone at their word
Cleanliness is next to godlyness |
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"I really enjoy it (both ways) but definitely has to be given with the lights on! ??
Lights on ,?
Without going into crude explanations I don't take anyone at their word
Cleanliness is next to godlyness "
One of those head torches is ideal, or even a miner's helmet. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"I really enjoy it (both ways) but definitely has to be given with the lights on! ??
Lights on ,?
Without going into crude explanations I don't take anyone at their word
Cleanliness is next to godlyness
One of those head torches is ideal, or even a miner's helmet. "
A blind mole like myself just goes by the smell   |
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"I really enjoy it (both ways) but definitely has to be given with the lights on! ??
Lights on ,?
Without going into crude explanations I don't take anyone at their word
Cleanliness is next to godlyness
One of those head torches is ideal, or even a miner's helmet.
A blind mole like myself just goes by the smell "
That'll work too but the miner's helmet offers protection in the case of a sudden avalanche or landslide |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I really enjoy it (both ways) but definitely has to be given with the lights on! ??
Lights on ,?
Without going into crude explanations I don't take anyone at their word
Cleanliness is next to godlyness
One of those head torches is ideal, or even a miner's helmet.
A blind mole like myself just goes by the smell
That'll work too but the miner's helmet offers protection in the case of a sudden avalanche or landslide "
Or explosion....if you smell gas, turn all the taps off...  |
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"I really enjoy it (both ways) but definitely has to be given with the lights on! ??
Lights on ,?
Without going into crude explanations I don't take anyone at their word
Cleanliness is next to godlyness
One of those head torches is ideal, or even a miner's helmet.
A blind mole like myself just goes by the smell
That'll work too but the miner's helmet offers protection in the case of a sudden avalanche or landslide
Or explosion....if you smell gas, turn all the taps off... "
Run... Run quite fast!
I'm now picturing Silkwood and the shower scenes! |
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"Make sure you chew your food properly
(Just saying), nothing more off-putting than a corn kernel in your teeth while digging for gold with your tongue 
(Well, maybe an unchewed 2yr old mushroom)
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It's amazing how sweetcorn looks exactly the same the second time around, yet tastes so different. |
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"I really enjoy it (both ways) but definitely has to be given with the lights on! ??
Lights on ,?
Without going into crude explanations I don't take anyone at their word
Cleanliness is next to godlyness
Ha ha ha
One of those head torches is ideal, or even a miner's helmet. "
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