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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what’s on top
T shirt,jeans and sneakers
Dressy shirt , jeans and shoes
I like woman with good taste  "
Oh gods, where do I even begin...
1. The "Jeremy Clarkson": male, 50s, stone-washed jeans and casual, stripy shirt over paunch, brown shoes, frilly 80s perm with receding hairline... *gag*
2. The "Tourist": loud shirt, khaki shorts, sandals (with or without socks), bumbag
3. The "Wannabee Mr. Grey": Ill-fitted Dunnes Stores suit, fake gold Rolex, not-very-clean black loafers, copious amounts of fake tan and hair product
4. The "Engineer": Tee-shirt, jeans, trainers, Decathlon rain jacket worn 365 days a year, unwashed hair, dilapidated trainers
5. The "Beardysexual Millenial": Trendy hipster jeans, ironic tee-shirt picked up from some music festival, fussily trimmed beard, square specs, discreet Asian tattoo or body piercing, Air Walks, uses a scooter...
For women... there are just too many crimes against style committed to properly enumerate but the ones that seem to stand out are 1. home-applied fake tan accidents, made 100x worse by teeth bleaching 2. Over-reliance on hair-straightening and bleach blocks 3. muffin top anything 4. jeggings (a heinous invention) 5. 80s revival fashion (it was awful enough the first time around, thanks)
I could go on but I think I need to go back to sleep... |
I've seen it often 
I kid you not I saw a guy around 60yo wearing a full football kit of shirt, shorts and socks out shopping with his wife
Gutted he hadn't worn football boots and shin pads though.
