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over a year ago
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The Manbeast cannot contain his excitement. In a little over 4 hours Ivanka is on Irish soil! 
Maybe shes available for a stroll around the banks of the Shannon later or a candle lit dinnerin a secluded location 
Deep breaths....
How would you approach your dream lady and what would you do? |
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"The Manbeast cannot contain his excitement. In a little over 4 hours Ivanka is on Irish soil!
Maybe shes available for a stroll around the banks of the Shannon later or a candle lit dinnerin a secluded location
Deep breaths....
How would you approach your dream lady and what would you do? "
She's coming to visit me in Limerick tonight, I've organised for a double to take her place and head to doonbeg so the secret service lads leave me alone  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Manbeast cannot contain his excitement. In a little over 4 hours Ivanka is on Irish soil!
Maybe shes available for a stroll around the banks of the Shannon later or a candle lit dinnerin a secluded location
Deep breaths....
How would you approach your dream lady and what would you do?
She's coming to visit me in Limerick tonight, I've organised for a double to take her place and head to doonbeg so the secret service lads leave me alone "
Your majesty, Kaizers leige, defender of the realm! If you fuck this up for the Manbeast your head will be on a stick by sunset!   |
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"I'd bet tuppence she'd appreciate a little more subtlety than being grabbed by the pussy anyway!
She's a lady
Micky Mac is a caveman  "
I didn't mean her, I was talking about the sheep in looking at here  |
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"I'd bet tuppence she'd appreciate a little more subtlety than being grabbed by the pussy anyway!
She's a lady
Micky Mac is a caveman
I didn't mean her, I was talking about the sheep in looking at here "
Are you not banned from coming within 500 yards of any livestock? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Manbeast cannot contain his excitement. In a little over 4 hours Ivanka is on Irish soil!
Maybe shes available for a stroll around the banks of the Shannon later or a candle lit dinnerin a secluded location
Deep breaths....
How would you approach your dream lady and what would you do?
She's coming to visit me in Limerick tonight, I've organised for a double to take her place and head to doonbeg so the secret service lads leave me alone
Your majesty, Kaizers leige, defender of the realm! If you fuck this up for the Manbeast your head will be on a stick by sunset! "
Kaizer as my hand I'll give you ivanna for the night as a token of my gratitude for years or service in the fab forums providing thought provoking and enlightened posts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The Manbeast cannot contain his excitement. In a little over 4 hours Ivanka is on Irish soil!
Maybe shes available for a stroll around the banks of the Shannon later or a candle lit dinnerin a secluded location
Deep breaths....
How would you approach your dream lady and what would you do?
She's coming to visit me in Limerick tonight, I've organised for a double to take her place and head to doonbeg so the secret service lads leave me alone
Your majesty, Kaizers leige, defender of the realm! If you fuck this up for the Manbeast your head will be on a stick by sunset!
Kaizer as my hand I'll give you ivanna for the night as a token of my gratitude for years or service in the fab forums providing thought provoking and enlightened posts "
Your benevolence knows no ends your majesty!
Any tips on how to woo this incredible lady? |
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"The Manbeast cannot contain his excitement. In a little over 4 hours Ivanka is on Irish soil!
Maybe shes available for a stroll around the banks of the Shannon later or a candle lit dinnerin a secluded location
Deep breaths....
How would you approach your dream lady and what would you do?
She's coming to visit me in Limerick tonight, I've organised for a double to take her place and head to doonbeg so the secret service lads leave me alone
Your majesty, Kaizers leige, defender of the realm! If you fuck this up for the Manbeast your head will be on a stick by sunset!
Kaizer as my hand I'll give you ivanna for the night as a token of my gratitude for years or service in the fab forums providing thought provoking and enlightened posts
Your benevolence knows no ends your majesty!
Any tips on how to woo this incredible lady? "
That's Ivana he's just offered you, not Ivanka.  |
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"I'd bet tuppence she'd appreciate a little more subtlety than being grabbed by the pussy anyway!
She's a lady
Micky Mac is a caveman
I didn't mean her, I was talking about the sheep in looking at here
Are you not banned from coming within 500 yards of any livestock? "
No, it was metres but in tribute to our orange visitor, I refuse to recognise metres as the French use them so its all good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Manbeast cannot contain his excitement. In a little over 4 hours Ivanka is on Irish soil!
Maybe shes available for a stroll around the banks of the Shannon later or a candle lit dinnerin a secluded location
Deep breaths....
How would you approach your dream lady and what would you do?
She's coming to visit me in Limerick tonight, I've organised for a double to take her place and head to doonbeg so the secret service lads leave me alone
Your majesty, Kaizers leige, defender of the realm! If you fuck this up for the Manbeast your head will be on a stick by sunset!
Kaizer as my hand I'll give you ivanna for the night as a token of my gratitude for years or service in the fab forums providing thought provoking and enlightened posts
Your benevolence knows no ends your majesty!
Any tips on how to woo this incredible lady? "
The same as any other woman my good sir, treat her right and with dignity,she's probably not used to that from trump, I hear he tweets her a dm if he wants something |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The Manbeast cannot contain his excitement. In a little over 4 hours Ivanka is on Irish soil!
Maybe shes available for a stroll around the banks of the Shannon later or a candle lit dinnerin a secluded location
Deep breaths....
How would you approach your dream lady and what would you do?
She's coming to visit me in Limerick tonight, I've organised for a double to take her place and head to doonbeg so the secret service lads leave me alone
Your majesty, Kaizers leige, defender of the realm! If you fuck this up for the Manbeast your head will be on a stick by sunset!
Kaizer as my hand I'll give you ivanna for the night as a token of my gratitude for years or service in the fab forums providing thought provoking and enlightened posts
Your benevolence knows no ends your majesty!
Any tips on how to woo this incredible lady?
That's Ivana he's just offered you, not Ivanka. "
She was actually christened Ivana Marie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The Manbeast cannot contain his excitement. In a little over 4 hours Ivanka is on Irish soil!
Maybe shes available for a stroll around the banks of the Shannon later or a candle lit dinnerin a secluded location
Deep breaths....
How would you approach your dream lady and what would you do?
She's coming to visit me in Limerick tonight, I've organised for a double to take her place and head to doonbeg so the secret service lads leave me alone
Your majesty, Kaizers leige, defender of the realm! If you fuck this up for the Manbeast your head will be on a stick by sunset!
Kaizer as my hand I'll give you ivanna for the night as a token of my gratitude for years or service in the fab forums providing thought provoking and enlightened posts
Your benevolence knows no ends your majesty!
Any tips on how to woo this incredible lady?
The same as any other woman my good sir, treat her right and with dignity,she's probably not used to that from trump, I hear he tweets her a dm if he wants something "
Kaizer certainly hopes her father is not involved in the equation
Maybe a short ode to the beauty...
Ivanka Trump
Allow Kaizer to hump
On this Wednesday
Lets have a play!
Foolproof |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ivanka Trump
Kaizer's a chump,
Not like me...
Is your stepmother free?
Mickey Mac
Youre some craic
Melania is yours
She's some bure"
That leaves Tiffany for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ivanka Trump
Kaizer's a chump,
Not like me...
Is your stepmother free?
Mickey Mac
Youre some craic
Melania is yours
She's some bure
That leaves Tiffany for me "
She's all yours your Majesty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ivanka Trump
Kaizer's a chump,
Not like me...
Is your stepmother free?
Mickey Mac
Youre some craic
Melania is yours
She's some bure
That leaves Tiffany for me
She's all yours your Majesty "
Imagine me with someone my own age |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ivanka Trump
Kaizer's a chump,
Not like me...
Is your stepmother free?
Mickey Mac
Youre some craic
Melania is yours
She's some bure
That leaves Tiffany for me
She's all yours your Majesty
Imagine me with someone my own age "
Shiver me timbers your majesty |
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People should pull their heads out of American medias ass.
He's the democratically elected leader of America and he has done nothing bad by American standards so far. In some aspects he has been better for the world, he has reigned in China, he has calmed the american military build up in syria. He has shifted military tensions with china/north korea to economic tensions. etc etc.
Obama was chanting about going to war, drone killing thousands and we welcomed him, even the noble peace prize comettee have admitted he didnt deserve the prize and they gave it on promises that he never delivered. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obama was chanting about going to war, drone killing thousands and we welcomed him, even the noble peace prize comettee have admitted he didnt deserve the prize and they gave it on promises that he never delivered."
Ya but he had a much better speech writer....or at least one he listened to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah lads, I expected more of ye... ye are better than the likes of them!
Shhhhh Mr B
Ivanka is amazing "
Are we going to make a red carpet greet to the sexiest 1st lady in the world ? |
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"Ah lads, I expected more of ye... ye are better than the likes of them!
Shhhhh Mr B
Ivanka is amazing
Are we going to make a red carpet greet to the sexiest 1st lady in the world ? "
Dobson.... You are a goddam genius!
Let's! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah lads, I expected more of ye... ye are better than the likes of them!
Shhhhh Mr B
Ivanka is amazing
Are we going to make a red carpet greet to the sexiest 1st lady in the world ?
Dobson.... You are a goddam genius!
Let's! "
Right you get the carpet , I send a unit to distract the secret service guys . We score |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People should pull their heads out of American medias ass.
He's the democratically elected leader of America and he has done nothing bad by American standards so far. In some aspects he has been better for the world, he has reigned in China, he has calmed the american military build up in syria. He has shifted military tensions with china/north korea to economic tensions. etc etc.
Obama was chanting about going to war, drone killing thousands and we welcomed him, even the noble peace prize comettee have admitted he didnt deserve the prize and they gave it on promises that he never delivered."
Jamie, you are again right!
My two pennies:Trump first of all is a businessman and he cares about US interest. I dont agree with all his decisions but if we are talking about taxpayers money... What have you done to your country guys? Nothing! You voted again for idiots whom will cheat on you again. Stop moaning pussies and do what have to be done in this country, starting from health and ending on the infrastructure.
Jeez! Stop complaining guys and move your asses and make this country again the Celtic Tiger! Yeah... I forgot most of you will seat on the sofa, scratch the balls and moan how bad this country is...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People should pull their heads out of American medias ass.
He's the democratically elected leader of America and he has done nothing bad by American standards so far. In some aspects he has been better for the world, he has reigned in China, he has calmed the american military build up in syria. He has shifted military tensions with china/north korea to economic tensions. etc etc.
Obama was chanting about going to war, drone killing thousands and we welcomed him, even the noble peace prize comettee have admitted he didnt deserve the prize and they gave it on promises that he never delivered.
Jamie, you are again right!
My two pennies:Trump first of all is a businessman and he cares about US interest. I dont agree with all his decisions but if we are talking about taxpayers money... What have you done to your country guys? Nothing! You voted again for idiots whom will cheat on you again. Stop moaning pussies and do what have to be done in this country, starting from health and ending on the infrastructure.
Jeez! Stop complaining guys and move your asses and make this country again the Celtic Tiger! Yeah... I forgot most of you will seat on the sofa, scratch the balls and moan how bad this country is... "
Its sad only person with balls to speak the truth is .... a woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If you want to judge Trump , yes he is not most people cup of tea , he says whatever he thinks , on the other hand in Ireland we have politicians that ask for your vote so they can sit at the Dail and have cheap pints , claim travel benefits while they live in Dublin , and so on , so leave Trump alone , Irish bent over when it was Obama visiting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ah lads, I expected more of ye... ye are better than the likes of them!
Shhhhh Mr B
Ivanka is amazing
Are we going to make a red carpet greet to the sexiest 1st lady in the world ?
Dobson.... You are a goddam genius!
Let's!
Right you get the carpet , I send a unit to distract the secret service guys . We score "
"We" 
Shiver me timbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah lads, I expected more of ye... ye are better than the likes of them!
Shhhhh Mr B
Ivanka is amazing
Are we going to make a red carpet greet to the sexiest 1st lady in the world ?
Dobson.... You are a goddam genius!
Let's!
Right you get the carpet , I send a unit to distract the secret service guys . We score
"We"
Shiver me timbers "
Dobson is a bit of a dreamer but would you not share Kaizer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ah lads, I expected more of ye... ye are better than the likes of them!
Shhhhh Mr B
Ivanka is amazing
Are we going to make a red carpet greet to the sexiest 1st lady in the world ?
Dobson.... You are a goddam genius!
Let's!
Right you get the carpet , I send a unit to distract the secret service guys . We score
"We"
Shiver me timbers
Dobson is a bit of a dreamer but would you not share Kaizer "
Not Ivanka....siiiiiigh
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah lads, I expected more of ye... ye are better than the likes of them!
Shhhhh Mr B
Ivanka is amazing
Are we going to make a red carpet greet to the sexiest 1st lady in the world ?
Dobson.... You are a goddam genius!
Let's!
Right you get the carpet , I send a unit to distract the secret service guys . We score
"We"
Shiver me timbers
Dobson is a bit of a dreamer but would you not share Kaizer
Not Ivanka....siiiiiigh
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Ya greedy fecker hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ah lads, I expected more of ye... ye are better than the likes of them!
Shhhhh Mr B
Ivanka is amazing
Are we going to make a red carpet greet to the sexiest 1st lady in the world ?
Dobson.... You are a goddam genius!
Let's!
Right you get the carpet , I send a unit to distract the secret service guys . We score
"We"
Shiver me timbers
Dobson is a bit of a dreamer but would you not share Kaizer
Not Ivanka....siiiiiigh
Ya greedy fecker hahaha "
Ye got Melania lads |
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"The plan still on ok you get Ivanka I get Melania , red carpet ready , now we just need a streaker to run around and distract secret services .
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Micky Mac is the man for streakin |
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"The plan still on ok you get Ivanka I get Melania , red carpet ready , now we just need a streaker to run around and distract secret services .
Micky Mac is the man for streakin "
I'm already on the plane riiidin Melania!  |
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"The plan still on ok you get Ivanka I get Melania , red carpet ready , now we just need a streaker to run around and distract secret services .
Micky Mac is the man for streakin
I'm already on the plane riiidin Melania! "
Ah jaysus
Can we get a volunteer streaker please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The plan still on ok you get Ivanka I get Melania , red carpet ready , now we just need a streaker to run around and distract secret services .
Micky Mac is the man for streakin
I'm already on the plane riiidin Melania!
Ah jaysus
Can we get a volunteer streaker please? "
If no volunteer steps up we just randomly selected one |
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"The plan still on ok you get Ivanka I get Melania , red carpet ready , now we just need a streaker to run around and distract secret services .
Micky Mac is the man for streakin
I'm already on the plane riiidin Melania!
Ah jaysus
Can we get a volunteer streaker please?
If no volunteer steps up we just randomly selected one "
G-Dogg  any excuse for him to flash! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The plan still on ok you get Ivanka I get Melania , red carpet ready , now we just need a streaker to run around and distract secret services .
Micky Mac is the man for streakin
I'm already on the plane riiidin Melania!
Ah jaysus
Can we get a volunteer streaker please?
If no volunteer steps up we just randomly selected one
G-Dogg any excuse for him to flash! "
Perfect so we got the flasher/streaker , this thread will sooooo get us in trouble .
Right lads the plan is , when they land we roll the red carpet , as Melania and Ivanka step on it the streaker starts running , shock the secret service , trump and the girls while me and Kaizer pull them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The plan still on ok you get Ivanka I get Melania , red carpet ready , now we just need a streaker to run around and distract secret services .
Micky Mac is the man for streakin
I'm already on the plane riiidin Melania!
Ah jaysus
Can we get a volunteer streaker please?
If no volunteer steps up we just randomly selected one
G-Dogg any excuse for him to flash!
Perfect so we got the flasher/streaker , this thread will sooooo get us in trouble .
Right lads the plan is , when they land we roll the red carpet , as Melania and Ivanka step on it the streaker starts running , shock the secret service , trump and the girls while me and Kaizer pull them "
Literally fool proof!
The secret service wont know what hits them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The plan still on ok you get Ivanka I get Melania , red carpet ready , now we just need a streaker to run around and distract secret services .
Micky Mac is the man for streakin
I'm already on the plane riiidin Melania!
Ah jaysus
Can we get a volunteer streaker please?
If no volunteer steps up we just randomly selected one
G-Dogg any excuse for him to flash!
Perfect so we got the flasher/streaker , this thread will sooooo get us in trouble .
Right lads the plan is , when they land we roll the red carpet , as Melania and Ivanka step on it the streaker starts running , shock the secret service , trump and the girls while me and Kaizer pull them
Literally fool proof!
The secret service wont know what hits them "
We aren't hitting the secret service guys just Ivanka and Melania ,
Just got a call from gardai about this , lads cancel cancel cancel we are in trouble |
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