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OK something random lol so if you had a time machine to change anything past or future but you can only get one return trip where would you go and why enjoy 
For me I'd probably just go back and do better at my schooling simple |
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"If return... Maybe start sexual life earlier... 
When did you start i can make you feel younger "
Hahaha Im not ancient lol 
Im 43 but look and feel much younger   |
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"If return... Maybe start sexual life earlier...
When did you start i can make you feel younger
Hahaha Im not ancient lol
Im 43 but look and feel much younger "
I wasn't saying anything lol yes you certainly look devine mmmm |
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"1 that last phone call to a loved one
2 education
3 career
4 my absolute prick of an ex
5 swinging earlier
6 driving licence
7 travelling
An well em think that covers me "
Hey your bending the rules its meant to be only one return journey actually feck the rule book |
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"1 that last phone call to a loved one
2 education
3 career
4 my absolute prick of an ex
5 swinging earlier
6 driving licence
7 travelling
An well em think that covers me
Hey your bending the rules its meant to be only one return journey actually feck the rule book "
last phone call to that loved one would be my return.. |
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"1 that last phone call to a loved one
2 education
3 career
4 my absolute prick of an ex
5 swinging earlier
6 driving licence
7 travelling
An well em think that covers me
Hey your bending the rules its meant to be only one return journey actually feck the rule book last phone call to that loved one would be my return.. "
That a good thing or bad |
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"1 that last phone call to a loved one
2 education
3 career
4 my absolute prick of an ex
5 swinging earlier
6 driving licence
7 travelling
An well em think that covers me
Hey your bending the rules its meant to be only one return journey actually feck the rule book last phone call to that loved one would be my return..
That a good thing or bad "
well beats right you big fucker your dinner is on. Unfortunately he never made it home.. so bad or good I dont know. Would have bin nice to say something better than that as a last word.. |
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"1 that last phone call to a loved one
2 education
3 career
4 my absolute prick of an ex
5 swinging earlier
6 driving licence
7 travelling
An well em think that covers me
Hey your bending the rules its meant to be only one return journey actually feck the rule book last phone call to that loved one would be my return..
That a good thing or bad well beats right you big fucker your dinner is on. Unfortunately he never made it home.. so bad or good I dont know. Would have bin nice to say something better than that as a last word.. "
Ah I see sorry to hear that |
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"1 that last phone call to a loved one
2 education
3 career
4 my absolute prick of an ex
5 swinging earlier
6 driving licence
7 travelling
An well em think that covers me
Hey your bending the rules its meant to be only one return journey actually feck the rule book last phone call to that loved one would be my return..
That a good thing or bad well beats right you big fucker your dinner is on. Unfortunately he never made it home.. so bad or good I dont know. Would have bin nice to say something better than that as a last word..
Ah I see sorry to hear that "
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"I'd go forward bout 2-3 hundred years see how the human race turns out "
It is tempting isnt it I'd be too scared to find out just in case it pits me in the middle of a war between humans and machines lol |
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"I'd go forward bout 2-3 hundred years see how the human race turns out
It is tempting isnt it I'd be too scared to find out just in case it pits me in the middle of a war between humans and machines lol"
it could also be a good place to be we could be part of a massive interstellar community |
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"I'd go forward bout 2-3 hundred years see how the human race turns out
It is tempting isnt it I'd be too scared to find out just in case it pits me in the middle of a war between humans and machines lolit could also be a good place to be we could be part of a massive interstellar community "
Oh the whole alien thing yeah would be cool they are up there somewhere and they will return when they are good and ready even NASA wouldn't be able to cover it up lol |
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"Probably go back and try and stop 16 year old me making some big mistakes.
Good thing about mistakes is we learn from them and I hope it put you on a better path
Eventually "
Top stuff man good to hear |
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"I'd go forward bout 2-3 hundred years see how the human race turns out
It is tempting isnt it I'd be too scared to find out just in case it pits me in the middle of a war between humans and machines lolit could also be a good place to be we could be part of a massive interstellar community
Oh the whole alien thing yeah would be cool they are up there somewhere and they will return when they are good and ready even NASA wouldn't be able to cover it up lol"
I think at the moment we are too primitive for aliens to make contact who knows maybe round 2063 they mite make first contact |
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"I'd go back to London 30 years ago and make sure I found Lee decades earlier than I did.
Lovely main thing tho is you found each other and hope ye have many years together "
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"I'd go forward bout 2-3 hundred years see how the human race turns out
It is tempting isnt it I'd be too scared to find out just in case it pits me in the middle of a war between humans and machines lolit could also be a good place to be we could be part of a massive interstellar community
Oh the whole alien thing yeah would be cool they are up there somewhere and they will return when they are good and ready even NASA wouldn't be able to cover it up lol I think at the moment we are too primitive for aliens to make contact who knows maybe round 2063 they mite make first contact "
Ah yeah we barely have our feet in to make any contact but they have left hints of their presence |
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"OK something random lol so if you had a time machine to change anything past or future but you can only get one return trip where would you go and why enjoy
For me I'd probably just go back and do better at my schooling simple "
I'd write the lottery numbers down from Saturday and go back to Friday and buy a couple tickets with the winning numbers and close number basically just win every penny the lottery has, buy a nice yacht blablabla |
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"OK something random lol so if you had a time machine to change anything past or future but you can only get one return trip where would you go and why enjoy
For me I'd probably just go back and do better at my schooling simple "
I'd go back with the six winning lotto numbers to 1 hour before one of the times when it wasn't won when my Late parents were alive so that l could help ease the financial strain and worry and make their life more comfortable...am NOT materialistic at all,(my Health is my most precious possession) and you might think l am by posting this reply but it wouldn't be for me..it would be for them cause l loved them so fucking much and as a kid saw what they did,how hard they worked , each and every day to keep the show on the road. |
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Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
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Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back .. |
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Go back to my best friends wedding day
Arrive up to the altar and say to him...
"Look it's me Tim from the future,
you're about to marry a crazy bitch 
and I need to get you outta here fast!" 
...they're divorced about 5 years now
and I still have to hear about it every fecking time
we meet at the pub so I promised him that
if a time machine is ever invented,
that's what I'm doing  |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back .."
Whatever do you mean  |
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"OK something random lol so if you had a time machine to change anything past or future but you can only get one return trip where would you go and why enjoy
For me I'd probably just go back and do better at my schooling simple "
For me I would go back and simply enjoy the small things, take the moments, offerred hugs,hols, meals with friends and family rather than be concerned about the suppposedly important stuff. |
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"OK something random lol so if you had a time machine to change anything past or future but you can only get one return trip where would you go and why enjoy
For me I'd probably just go back and do better at my schooling simple
For me I would go back and simply enjoy the small things, take the moments, offerred hugs,hols, meals with friends and family rather than be concerned about the suppposedly important stuff."
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So what you're saying is that you'd like to go back and join FAB 5 years earlier than you actually did then??!!
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"OK something random lol so if you had a time machine to change anything past or future but you can only get one return trip where would you go and why enjoy
For me I'd probably just go back and do better at my schooling simple
For me I would go back and simply enjoy the small things, take the moments, offerred hugs,hols, meals with friends and family rather than be concerned about the suppposedly important stuff.
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So what you're saying is that you'd like to go back and join FAB 5 years earlier than you actually did then??!!
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Exactly |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean "
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol"
Not another copyright infringment
How about Kaizer uses the time machine for some good! The whale population of the world is dwindling at a dramatic rate. Let's go back in time and take some humpbacks into the future to help replenish numbers |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol
Not another copyright infringment
How about Kaizer uses the time machine for some good! The whale population of the world is dwindling at a dramatic rate. Let's go back in time and take some humpbacks into the future to help replenish numbers "
Great idea I'll take one under each arm how much do these weigh again? |
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"I am sticking to fun
So I would go back to the nite Peig was conceived and give her auld lad a fucking Condom and box of them as well"
Great choice.... random though. The younguns won't have a clue lol..... google will be on fire |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol
Not another copyright infringment
How about Kaizer uses the time machine for some good! The whale population of the world is dwindling at a dramatic rate. Let's go back in time and take some humpbacks into the future to help replenish numbers
Great idea I'll take one under each arm how much do these weigh again? "
Perhaps we can use some transportation device. Kaizer has a scottish friend who is good at shit like that! |
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When I think on it I wouldn't go back to change a thing cause I'm loving my life right now which is a result of all that happened but to relive experiences definitely |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol
Not another copyright infringment
How about Kaizer uses the time machine for some good! The whale population of the world is dwindling at a dramatic rate. Let's go back in time and take some humpbacks into the future to help replenish numbers
Great idea I'll take one under each arm how much do these weigh again?
Perhaps we can use some transportation device. Kaizer has a scottish friend who is good at shit like that! "
Some? This I'll have to go back and witness ye better be quick tho when you take them out of the water otherwise you will cause a mass extinction I suppose you would make history up or down |
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Might use it to steer clear of one or two assholes in my past, I'd like to go back and prevent major environmental disasters and encourage people to be mindful of the environment and protecting our planet but that would massively change what I now consider the present.
The butterfly affect is a dangerous thing |
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"When I think on it I wouldn't go back to change a thing cause I'm loving my life right now which is a result of all that happened but to relive experiences definitely "
What about a peak into the future just to check we are not overrun by killer robots or now living underwater although that would be cool scary tho lol |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol
Not another copyright infringment
How about Kaizer uses the time machine for some good! The whale population of the world is dwindling at a dramatic rate. Let's go back in time and take some humpbacks into the future to help replenish numbers
Great idea I'll take one under each arm how much do these weigh again?
Perhaps we can use some transportation device. Kaizer has a scottish friend who is good at shit like that!
Some? This I'll have to go back and witness ye better be quick tho when you take them out of the water otherwise you will cause a mass extinction I suppose you would make history up or down "
Lets construct tanks for the time transit |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol
Not another copyright infringment
How about Kaizer uses the time machine for some good! The whale population of the world is dwindling at a dramatic rate. Let's go back in time and take some humpbacks into the future to help replenish numbers
Great idea I'll take one under each arm how much do these weigh again?
Perhaps we can use some transportation device. Kaizer has a scottish friend who is good at shit like that!
Some? This I'll have to go back and witness ye better be quick tho when you take them out of the water otherwise you will cause a mass extinction I suppose you would make history up or down
Lets construct tanks for the time transit "
Ah ha I have it you go back and grab that almanac get crazy rich come back we get use that cash to construct these tanks and I'll use my return trip to go save these whales wow there's a great movie plot right there |
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Id go back to the deli 30 minutes ago and ask a different person to make my sandwich. How difficult can it be to not fuck up a simple aul sandwich!!?? Gah |
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"Id go back to the deli 30 minutes ago and ask a different person to make my sandwich. How difficult can it be to not fuck up a simple aul sandwich!!?? Gah"
Oh I know the feeling, I've watched many a deli person absolutely run sandwiches because they don't know the order things should go in |
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"Id go back to the deli 30 minutes ago and ask a different person to make my sandwich. How difficult can it be to not fuck up a simple aul sandwich!!?? Gah
Oh I know the feeling, I've watched many a deli person absolutely run sandwiches because they don't know the order things should go in "
Yeah I thought it went the filling first then the butter lol (jk) |
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"Id go back to the deli 30 minutes ago and ask a different person to make my sandwich. How difficult can it be to not fuck up a simple aul sandwich!!?? Gah
Oh I know the feeling, I've watched many a deli person absolutely run sandwiches because they don't know the order things should go in
Yeah I thought it went the filling first then the butter lol (jk)"
Somethings you don't joke about Gary takes his sandwiches very seriously |
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"Id go back to the deli 30 minutes ago and ask a different person to make my sandwich. How difficult can it be to not fuck up a simple aul sandwich!!?? Gah
Oh I know the feeling, I've watched many a deli person absolutely run sandwiches because they don't know the order things should go in
Yeah I thought it went the filling first then the butter lol (jk)
Somethings you don't joke about Gary takes his sandwiches very seriously "
Oh it was that bad sure don't it go down the same way anyway |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol
Not another copyright infringment
How about Kaizer uses the time machine for some good! The whale population of the world is dwindling at a dramatic rate. Let's go back in time and take some humpbacks into the future to help replenish numbers
Great idea I'll take one under each arm how much do these weigh again?
Perhaps we can use some transportation device. Kaizer has a scottish friend who is good at shit like that!
Some? This I'll have to go back and witness ye better be quick tho when you take them out of the water otherwise you will cause a mass extinction I suppose you would make history up or down
Lets construct tanks for the time transit
Ah ha I have it you go back and grab that almanac get crazy rich come back we get use that cash to construct these tanks and I'll use my return trip to go save these whales wow there's a great movie plot right there "
And we get caught in a storm.... Tornados sharks flying about everywhere!  |
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would likely go back and meet dee earlier then i did. make a better impression on her the first time we met. also likely slap my younger and tell him to not answer that mail six years ago |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol
Not another copyright infringment
How about Kaizer uses the time machine for some good! The whale population of the world is dwindling at a dramatic rate. Let's go back in time and take some humpbacks into the future to help replenish numbers
Great idea I'll take one under each arm how much do these weigh again?
Perhaps we can use some transportation device. Kaizer has a scottish friend who is good at shit like that!
Some? This I'll have to go back and witness ye better be quick tho when you take them out of the water otherwise you will cause a mass extinction I suppose you would make history up or down
Lets construct tanks for the time transit
Ah ha I have it you go back and grab that almanac get crazy rich come back we get use that cash to construct these tanks and I'll use my return trip to go save these whales wow there's a great movie plot right there
And we get caught in a storm.... Tornados sharks flying about everywhere! "
OK now its turned from back to the future to saving whales to sharknados lol what next Jurassic park becomes real lol |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol
Not another copyright infringment
How about Kaizer uses the time machine for some good! The whale population of the world is dwindling at a dramatic rate. Let's go back in time and take some humpbacks into the future to help replenish numbers
Great idea I'll take one under each arm how much do these weigh again?
Perhaps we can use some transportation device. Kaizer has a scottish friend who is good at shit like that!
Some? This I'll have to go back and witness ye better be quick tho when you take them out of the water otherwise you will cause a mass extinction I suppose you would make history up or down
Lets construct tanks for the time transit
Ah ha I have it you go back and grab that almanac get crazy rich come back we get use that cash to construct these tanks and I'll use my return trip to go save these whales wow there's a great movie plot right there
And we get caught in a storm.... Tornados sharks flying about everywhere!
OK now its turned from back to the future to saving whales to sharknados lol what next Jurassic park becomes real lol"
Not quite!
We successfully kill all the sharks but its coincidentally friday the 13th. A witchdoctor casts a spell and the all become undead Zombie Sharks. The only way to stop this is to travel back in tinlme to the moment when you thought this thread was a good idea and prevent you from posting it!
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I actually don't think I would change anything, if I did I wouldn't have my kids and they made me the person I am today..things happen for a reason good or bad. Even if you planned your life exactly the way you wanted or hoped you probably still make changes... |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol
Not another copyright infringment
How about Kaizer uses the time machine for some good! The whale population of the world is dwindling at a dramatic rate. Let's go back in time and take some humpbacks into the future to help replenish numbers
Great idea I'll take one under each arm how much do these weigh again?
Perhaps we can use some transportation device. Kaizer has a scottish friend who is good at shit like that!
Some? This I'll have to go back and witness ye better be quick tho when you take them out of the water otherwise you will cause a mass extinction I suppose you would make history up or down
Lets construct tanks for the time transit
Ah ha I have it you go back and grab that almanac get crazy rich come back we get use that cash to construct these tanks and I'll use my return trip to go save these whales wow there's a great movie plot right there
And we get caught in a storm.... Tornados sharks flying about everywhere!
OK now its turned from back to the future to saving whales to sharknados lol what next Jurassic park becomes real lol
Not quite!
We successfully kill all the sharks but its coincidentally friday the 13th. A witchdoctor casts a spell and the all become undead Zombie Sharks. The only way to stop this is to travel back in tinlme to the moment when you thought this thread was a good idea and prevent you from posting it!
By any means necessary "
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"I actually don't think I would change anything, if I did I wouldn't have my kids and they made me the person I am today..things happen for a reason good or bad. Even if you planned your life exactly the way you wanted or hoped you probably still make changes... "
Yeah could have taken a stab at my ex but yeah wouldn't have a few bundles of joy but definitely will stick to doing better at school lol |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol
Not another copyright infringment
How about Kaizer uses the time machine for some good! The whale population of the world is dwindling at a dramatic rate. Let's go back in time and take some humpbacks into the future to help replenish numbers
Great idea I'll take one under each arm how much do these weigh again?
Perhaps we can use some transportation device. Kaizer has a scottish friend who is good at shit like that!
Some? This I'll have to go back and witness ye better be quick tho when you take them out of the water otherwise you will cause a mass extinction I suppose you would make history up or down
Lets construct tanks for the time transit
Ah ha I have it you go back and grab that almanac get crazy rich come back we get use that cash to construct these tanks and I'll use my return trip to go save these whales wow there's a great movie plot right there
And we get caught in a storm.... Tornados sharks flying about everywhere!
OK now its turned from back to the future to saving whales to sharknados lol what next Jurassic park becomes real lol
Not quite!
We successfully kill all the sharks but its coincidentally friday the 13th. A witchdoctor casts a spell and the all become undead Zombie Sharks. The only way to stop this is to travel back in tinlme to the moment when you thought this thread was a good idea and prevent you from posting it!
By any means necessary
Touché lol"
Problem solved
Or Kaizer would like to go back in time and learn how to type in the previous post
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
They made a movie based on kaizers post you should have gone back and copyrighted your post you would have made millions lol oh and honky tonk would tell young Kaiser if he splits his winnings with me I'll keep quiet lol
Not another copyright infringment
How about Kaizer uses the time machine for some good! The whale population of the world is dwindling at a dramatic rate. Let's go back in time and take some humpbacks into the future to help replenish numbers
Great idea I'll take one under each arm how much do these weigh again?
Perhaps we can use some transportation device. Kaizer has a scottish friend who is good at shit like that!
Some? This I'll have to go back and witness ye better be quick tho when you take them out of the water otherwise you will cause a mass extinction I suppose you would make history up or down
Lets construct tanks for the time transit
Ah ha I have it you go back and grab that almanac get crazy rich come back we get use that cash to construct these tanks and I'll use my return trip to go save these whales wow there's a great movie plot right there
And we get caught in a storm.... Tornados sharks flying about everywhere!
OK now its turned from back to the future to saving whales to sharknados lol what next Jurassic park becomes real lol
Not quite!
We successfully kill all the sharks but its coincidentally friday the 13th. A witchdoctor casts a spell and the all become undead Zombie Sharks. The only way to stop this is to travel back in tinlme to the moment when you thought this thread was a good idea and prevent you from posting it!
By any means necessary
Touché lol
Problem solved
Or Kaizer would like to go back in time and learn how to type in the previous post
Anywho, the Manbeast is in Shannon on a mission.... Sayonara "
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean "
In one of the " Back to the future " movies ( l think no 3 )...Biff is given an alnamac of all the sporting results for years ahead..and Marty has to try to get it back off him ... |
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
In one of the " Back to the future " movies ( l think no 3 )...Biff is given an alnamac of all the sporting results for years ahead..and Marty has to try to get it back off him ..."
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"Id go back to the deli 30 minutes ago and ask a different person to make my sandwich. How difficult can it be to not fuck up a simple aul sandwich!!?? Gah
Oh I know the feeling, I've watched many a deli person absolutely run sandwiches because they don't know the order things should go in
Yeah I thought it went the filling first then the butter lol (jk)
Somethings you don't joke about Gary takes his sandwiches very seriously
Oh it was that bad sure don't it go down the same way anyway "
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"Kaizer would travel back to the land time forgot - 1994!
There he would meet young Kaizer and give him a Sports Almanac 1995 to 2005. Which all the major sporting results for the next 20 years.
Young Kaizer would listen intently to the handsome time traveler as he advised what events to bet on and be guaranteed a win!
He would also leave the young man with this parting message. "Be careful of a Honky Tonk fucker from Limerick that might so up asking questions".
Ahhhh ..you've been watching One of the back to the future movies...lol... there's a part that " Biff " gets his hands on a sports almanac and Marty gets it back ..
Whatever do you mean
In one of the " Back to the future " movies ( l think no 3 )...Biff is given an alnamac of all the sporting results for years ahead..and Marty has to try to get it back off him ..."
Go back one and you will be on the right track the third one is back in the wild west Doc turns a train into a time machine |
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"Id go back to the deli 30 minutes ago and ask a different person to make my sandwich. How difficult can it be to not fuck up a simple aul sandwich!!?? Gah
Oh I know the feeling, I've watched many a deli person absolutely run sandwiches because they don't know the order things should go in
Yeah I thought it went the filling first then the butter lol (jk)
Somethings you don't joke about Gary takes his sandwiches very seriously
Oh it was that bad sure don't it go down the same way anyway
You know nothing Jon Snow "
Nah nothing don't ring a bell is he or she on here lol |
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