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over a year ago
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-Set up the alarm for 7 and wake up at 6.50
-look at my bank account after a night out
-look at my wages after taxes
-moan about the stuff I hate on a forum |
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Motorway drivers in Ireland...vast majority....haven't a clue....I've seen loads just drive in the middle lane ...even if road deserted...and no...it's the overtaking lane on the right...not the fast lane... |
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...people leaving the toilet seat down 
Now, men who leave the toilet seat up realise that
the next man using the toilet will probably pee
and also has terrible aim 
...Therefore a conscientious man
always leaves the toilet seat up  |
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I hate reading forums posts that start with “I hate women that don’t reply” or “I hate women that don’t reply after I send 100 mails” or “I hate how I’m on Fab ten years and I’m still not verified, what’s wrong with my profile?”. |
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Women at ATM's compared to men
Men have card ready insert card remove money stuff everything into pocket and walk away so the next customer can access the ATM.
BUT WOMEN!!!!!
They are in the queue,
they get to the head of the queue
they only then open their handbag to find their purse to locate their ATM card.
They then remove the card from said purse,place the purse back into said handbag close handbag and insert ATM card.
They then go through all the options on ATM.
Select withdrawal and money comes out.
You think "nice one they are now finished" BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! they then re-insert the card to check their balance and then ask for a print out of said balance.
They then open handbag to remove purse,Then they close the handbag again.then they open every compartment to put card and money into purse but not until counting the money at least 3 times.They then close up purse all 5000-6000 zips and buckles, then they have to open the handbag AGAIN to put their purse inside. The they stand in front of ATM zipping and buckling more shit than a dungeon full of bondage gear would have access to. You think Finally I can use the ATM.....................BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO they decide they have to get more money from ATM and start the entire process again.
I may be exaggerating but only very slightly.
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"I hate reading forums posts that start with “I hate women that don’t reply” or “I hate women that don’t reply after I send 100 mails” or “I hate how I’m on Fab ten years and I’m still not verified, what’s wrong with my profile?”."
That should get the women flying to your profile percival  |
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over a year ago
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I hate people who get a trolley and go up the gradual sloped escalator to a shop with the trolley in the middle so u can’t walk past. Almost as bad those who leave just enough space for you to walk past and when u say excuse me and squeeze past they give u such a look ( as I mutter fucking twat under my breath)
Normally women who spend 10 mins in the Q at the supermarket packing stuff and then go hunting for their Clubcard , debit card, coins etc in their purse which is bigger than Trumps nuclear briefcase . Then they find it and havevto look for their glasses to input their pin. Oh sorry , I’ve got coupons I hear them say and proceed to hand over 20 coupons but they only gave 10 matching items or they are out of date. Cue argument with shop assistant about it. Meanwhile tolls either side now stand empty and I wonder if I should throw a strop and move all my items across. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE WRONG FUCKING Q. |
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People who are sat at traffic lights ; the lights change and they just sit there ; on the phone, putting make up on, turning round to shout at kids on back seat,!then get all antsy when I peep the horn to let them know the lights have changed. Cue my lots of hand signals with my hand curled as if it’s holding a tube ; my hand going up and down in a jerky motion. |
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You’ve been waiting 10 mins in a busy pub trying to get served then someone suddenly stands beside you and the server turns around and serves them first. Cue lots of “Cunt” under breath |
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Taxes in Ireland are a bit of joke.
We pay taxes for our waste to be collected, but they make us pay for it to be collected and never gave us the tax back.
We pay vat on a car, vrt on a car and road tax. Technically road payments come out of other taxes and road tax was made to repair roads after the war.
We pay tax on buying a property but also have to pay a tax every year on it.
and we cant even afford a hospital. |
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" When people complain about something and generalise.... For example woman can't drive,sure he's a man of course he would ride anything, all Irish are d*unks,you Liverpool fans are all scum etc etc you get the jist  it really bugs me 
Another is someone complaining and then saying rant over
Or the cryptic fb status with all the replies asking if said person is OK and 50 replies of... Pm hun!!! If you are going to look for attention Mary fill us all in on the drama
Talk shows on the radio
Being super hungover and cranky on a Bank Holiday Monday 
Mrs  "
Worst generalisation ever: men on a swing site: cheaters and jerk
Women on a swing site: sluts/cunts/whores
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok will you all calm down I thought this thread would be one with 0 replies my bad
People that writes threads thinking they will get 0 replies "
People that hate , people that write threads thinking they get 0 replies
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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"Women at ATM's compared to men
Men have card ready insert card remove money stuff everything into pocket and walk away so the next customer can access the ATM.
BUT WOMEN!!!!!
They are in the queue,
they get to the head of the queue
they only then open their handbag to find their purse to locate their ATM card.
They then remove the card from said purse,place the purse back into said handbag close handbag and insert ATM card.
They then go through all the options on ATM.
Select withdrawal and money comes out.
You think "nice one they are now finished" BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! they then re-insert the card to check their balance and then ask for a print out of said balance.
They then open handbag to remove purse,Then they close the handbag again.then they open every compartment to put card and money into purse but not until counting the money at least 3 times.They then close up purse all 5000-6000 zips and buckles, then they have to open the handbag AGAIN to put their purse inside. The they stand in front of ATM zipping and buckling more shit than a dungeon full of bondage gear would have access to. You think Finally I can use the ATM.....................BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO they decide they have to get more money from ATM and start the entire process again.
I may be exaggerating but only very slightly.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women at ATM's compared to men
Men have card ready insert card remove money stuff everything into pocket and walk away so the next customer can access the ATM.
BUT WOMEN!!!!!
They are in the queue,
they get to the head of the queue
they only then open their handbag to find their purse to locate their ATM card.
They then remove the card from said purse,place the purse back into said handbag close handbag and insert ATM card.
They then go through all the options on ATM.
Select withdrawal and money comes out.
You think "nice one they are now finished" BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! they then re-insert the card to check their balance and then ask for a print out of said balance.
They then open handbag to remove purse,Then they close the handbag again.then they open every compartment to put card and money into purse but not until counting the money at least 3 times.They then close up purse all 5000-6000 zips and buckles, then they have to open the handbag AGAIN to put their purse inside. The they stand in front of ATM zipping and buckling more shit than a dungeon full of bondage gear would have access to. You think Finally I can use the ATM.....................BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO they decide they have to get more money from ATM and start the entire process again.
I may be exaggerating but only very slightly.
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Nope..you're not exaggerating..pretty accurate.. obviously you have experienced it.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Taxes in Ireland are a bit of joke.
We pay taxes for our waste to be collected, but they make us pay for it to be collected and never gave us the tax back.
We pay vat on a car, vrt on a car and road tax. Technically road payments come out of other taxes and road tax was made to repair roads after the war.
We pay tax on buying a property but also have to pay a tax every year on it.
and we cant even afford a hospital."
Welcome to the little country called Ireland ..it's THE greatest shit hole of a country for pillaging money from people legally...the money that's totally WASTED by fucking ASSHOLES in Government then fleece the ordinary worker in taxes and USC's to prop it up and don't get me started on the fucking banks ..bailed out for billions by the taxpayer...now they're back screwing the public big time in all their fees and charges ..making €1.25 BILLION profit with absolutely nothing coming back to the taxpayer is proportion to what was and still is being taken outta their wages...legalized extortionists .!!!.. and the government do fuck all about it..is nothing short of scandalous while they still keep their lotto style wages & expenses.....so am just wondering would this paragraph come under the banner of this post as " l hate "...?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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People who just stop in the middle of the path, to use their mobile phones and then expect everybody to walk around them.
People who get to a supermarket counter then all of a sudden after they have taken their shopping out of the trolley/basket remember they forgot to get something and run off down the aisles, while me and a few others wait behind them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who just stop in the middle of the path, to use their mobile phones and then expect everybody to walk around them.
People who get to a supermarket counter then all of a sudden after they have taken their shopping out of the trolley/basket remember they forgot to get something and run off down the aisles, while me and a few others wait behind them "
No its the people who hold up the que because they have been charged 5p to much and then everyone has to wait for a superviser to come to the till and refund them 5p !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When u go to use a toll and u get caught behind somebody that has no money. And usually by the time u cop it its to late to switch to another lane .For the length of time it takes to finally get tru it would have been quicker to just go around it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who just stop in the middle of the path, to use their mobile phones and then expect everybody to walk around them.
People who get to a supermarket counter then all of a sudden after they have taken their shopping out of the trolley/basket remember they forgot to get something and run off down the aisles, while me and a few others wait behind them
No its the people who hold up the que because they have been charged 5p to much and then everyone has to wait for a superviser to come to the till and refund them 5p !! "
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"Messages on fab with
"How was your weekend??"
"Wanna fuck?"
"Can I fuck your pussy?"
"Want to make you my slut."
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Sadly women get this on a daily basis won't hurt lads to use your brain every now and again have some respect |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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I hate when people use the word 'porn' after another word to put emphasis on how much they enjoy an activity, ie. book porn, car porn, food porn etc.
It's not porn!!!!
Porn is porn. That's why it's called porn!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate when people use the word 'porn' after another word to put emphasis on how much they enjoy an activity, ie. book porn, car porn, food porn etc.
It's not porn!!!!
Porn is porn. That's why it's called porn!!!!!"
Wow that's Forum posting porn right there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate when people use the word 'porn' after another word to put emphasis on how much they enjoy an activity, ie. book porn, car porn, food porn etc.
It's not porn!!!!
Porn is porn. That's why it's called porn!!!!!
Wow that's Forum posting porn right there "
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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"I hate when people use the word 'porn' after another word to put emphasis on how much they enjoy an activity, ie. book porn, car porn, food porn etc.
It's not porn!!!!
Porn is porn. That's why it's called porn!!!!!
Wow that's Forum posting porn right there "
#smartarseresponseporn |
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"Motorway drivers in Ireland...vast majority....haven't a clue....I've seen loads just drive in the middle lane ...even if road deserted...and no...it's the overtaking lane on the right...not the fast lane..."
Drives me insane!!!! |
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"I hate when people use the word 'porn' after another word to put emphasis on how much they enjoy an activity, ie. book porn, car porn, food porn etc.
It's not porn!!!!
Porn is porn. That's why it's called porn!!!!!
Wow that's Forum posting porn right there
#smartarseresponseporn "
Hash tag porn  |
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"I hate when people use the word 'porn' after another word to put emphasis on how much they enjoy an activity, ie. book porn, car porn, food porn etc.
It's not porn!!!!
Porn is porn. That's why it's called porn!!!!!"
I hate porn ......oh hold on I meant hate corn not porn |
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I strongly dislike drivers giving abuse to cyclists even if they are actually doing nothing wrong. I think most probably can't cycle 400 meters to their local shop, most likely leading a sedentary lifestyle. |
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"I hate when people use the word 'porn' after another word to put emphasis on how much they enjoy an activity, ie. book porn, car porn, food porn etc.
It's not porn!!!!
Porn is porn. That's why it's called porn!!!!!
I hate porn ......oh hold on I meant hate corn not porn "
Corn Porn  |
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"I hate when people use the word 'porn' after another word to put emphasis on how much they enjoy an activity, ie. book porn, car porn, food porn etc.
It's not porn!!!!
Porn is porn. That's why it's called porn!!!!!
I hate porn ......oh hold on I meant hate corn not porn
Corn Porn "
Kaizer will you behave , you know damn well what I meant .
See now I hate Kaiser answers hahaha |
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"I hate people who cut lines especially when boarding a flight."
I hate that too so when I see one doing that I just sit back and make sure I am the last one boarding the flight so their rush to board becomes useless |
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"I hate people who cut lines especially when boarding a flight.
I hate that too so when I see one doing that I just sit back and make sure I am the last one boarding the flight so their rush to board becomes useless "
 Good tip |
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"seeing people using hashtags on sites such as this although it doesn't support them. it ain't twitter or instagram there folks "
Just to add to the hate #peoplethathatehashtags |
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"Messages on fab with
"How was your weekend??"
"Wanna fuck?"
"Can I fuck your pussy?"
"Want to make you my slut."
Sadly women get this on a daily basis won't hurt lads to use your brain every now and again have some respect "
I can almost hear the sound of hooves reading this. |
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"Women at ATM's compared to men
Men have card ready insert card remove money stuff everything into pocket and walk away so the next customer can access the ATM.
BUT WOMEN!!!!!
They are in the queue,
they get to the head of the queue
they only then open their handbag to find their purse to locate their ATM card.
They then remove the card from said purse,place the purse back into said handbag close handbag and insert ATM card.
They then go through all the options on ATM.
Select withdrawal and money comes out.
You think "nice one they are now finished" BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! they then re-insert the card to check their balance and then ask for a print out of said balance.
They then open handbag to remove purse,Then they close the handbag again.then they open every compartment to put card and money into purse but not until counting the money at least 3 times.They then close up purse all 5000-6000 zips and buckles, then they have to open the handbag AGAIN to put their purse inside. The they stand in front of ATM zipping and buckling more shit than a dungeon full of bondage gear would have access to. You think Finally I can use the ATM.....................BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO they decide they have to get more money from ATM and start the entire process again.
I may be exaggerating but only very slightly.
Spot on "
We're not all that bad..... are we?? |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Women at ATM's compared to men
Men have card ready insert card remove money stuff everything into pocket and walk away so the next customer can access the ATM.
BUT WOMEN!!!!!
They are in the queue,
they get to the head of the queue
they only then open their handbag to find their purse to locate their ATM card.
They then remove the card from said purse,place the purse back into said handbag close handbag and insert ATM card.
They then go through all the options on ATM.
Select withdrawal and money comes out.
You think "nice one they are now finished" BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! they then re-insert the card to check their balance and then ask for a print out of said balance.
They then open handbag to remove purse,Then they close the handbag again.then they open every compartment to put card and money into purse but not until counting the money at least 3 times.They then close up purse all 5000-6000 zips and buckles, then they have to open the handbag AGAIN to put their purse inside. The they stand in front of ATM zipping and buckling more shit than a dungeon full of bondage gear would have access to. You think Finally I can use the ATM.....................BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO they decide they have to get more money from ATM and start the entire process again.
I may be exaggerating but only very slightly.
Spot on
We're not all that bad..... are we?? "
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"Women at ATM's compared to men
Men have card ready insert card remove money stuff everything into pocket and walk away so the next customer can access the ATM.
BUT WOMEN!!!!!
They are in the queue,
they get to the head of the queue
they only then open their handbag to find their purse to locate their ATM card.
They then remove the card from said purse,place the purse back into said handbag close handbag and insert ATM card.
They then go through all the options on ATM.
Select withdrawal and money comes out.
You think "nice one they are now finished" BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! they then re-insert the card to check their balance and then ask for a print out of said balance.
They then open handbag to remove purse,Then they close the handbag again.then they open every compartment to put card and money into purse but not until counting the money at least 3 times.They then close up purse all 5000-6000 zips and buckles, then they have to open the handbag AGAIN to put their purse inside. The they stand in front of ATM zipping and buckling more shit than a dungeon full of bondage gear would have access to. You think Finally I can use the ATM.....................BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO they decide they have to get more money from ATM and start the entire process again.
I may be exaggerating but only very slightly.
Spot on
We're not all that bad..... are we??
I suppose it would be sexist to generalize. Let's just say it happens more often than not "
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"Motorway drivers in Ireland...vast majority....haven't a clue....I've seen loads just drive in the middle lane ...even if road deserted...and no...it's the overtaking lane on the right...not the fast lane..."
I 100% agree with you |
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