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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Me on Plenty of Fish....

Comes across a lady with a profile called "KK-Kitten"...

So I message and say we might have "similar interests"

Her: Oh could we now?! What would they be do you think?

Me: oh you know... The KK kind.

Group fun!

Her: Huh? What group do you mean?!

Me: The sex party group...

Her: Excuse me but what are you on about?

Me: KK. Killing Kittens. Your user name? The orgies like? You're a Killing Kittens Kitten?

Her. I'm from Kilkenny. Kil-Kenny. KK. What are you on about orgies for?

Me:...... I'll just block myself shall I?

Fuck my life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You got that in 1

That’s who it is. The kinky Kitten ??

You’ve just blown her ???? cover

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Me on Plenty of Fish....

Comes across a lady with a profile called "KK-Kitten"...

So I message and say we might have "similar interests"

Her: Oh could we now?! What would they be do you think?

Me: oh you know... The KK kind.

Group fun!

Her: Huh? What group do you mean?!

Me: The sex party group...

Her: Excuse me but what are you on about?

Me: KK. Killing Kittens. Your user name? The orgies like? You're a Killing Kittens Kitten?

Her. I'm from Kilkenny. Kil-Kenny. KK. What are you on about orgies for?

Me:...... I'll just block myself shall I?

Fuck my life.

Lifes a bitch when the small head rules thd big head

But at this stage if she hasnt blocked u stay in there u may have priqued an interest for her but as yet shes sfraid to admit to

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By *eductively_SweetWoman over a year ago

wexford

That's just brilliant I'm still giggling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don't upset the normies

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By *anggirllouthWoman over a year ago

monaghan

So so funny love it!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shiver me timbers that is priceless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha brilliant! When Fab meets vanilla dating..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I nearly fell off the chair laughing. Absolutely brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me on Plenty of Fish....

Comes across a lady with a profile called "KK-Kitten"...

So I message and say we might have "similar interests"

Her: Oh could we now?! What would they be do you think?

Me: oh you know... The KK kind.

Group fun!

Her: Huh? What group do you mean?!

Me: The sex party group...

Her: Excuse me but what are you on about?

Me: KK. Killing Kittens. Your user name? The orgies like? You're a Killing Kittens Kitten?

Her. I'm from Kilkenny. Kil-Kenny. KK. What are you on about orgies for?

Me:...... I'll just block myself shall I?

Fuck my life.

Thank you!

I cant stop laughing

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Yeah sounds about right ...

Yeah my dating went well too ...tI told him I loved sex ...he got cold feet ...

Whatever ... I'll stick with the orgies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is fucking halarious so funny

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By *abraham_LincolnWoman over a year ago

City Centre

Extremely halarious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh god that's gotta be awful

learnt a good lesson though don't spill the interests in swinging and group sex prior to even meeting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t block yourself, She’ll like to know more after that.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Comedy gold OP. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That one sure beats mine , walking out the vape shop and the guy says enjoy and happy vapping , my reply was happy fabbing to you too , only realise what I had said after walking out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Glad I can keep everyone amused!

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By *he rover returnedWoman over a year ago

xxx

Pmsl ... making people laugh on a monday..priceless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well didn't that make me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pmsl ... making people laugh on a monday..priceless

Spreading legs, joy (and ultimately disappointment) wherever I go!!

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"Pmsl ... making people laugh on a monday..priceless

Spreading legs, joy (and ultimately disappointment) wherever I go!!

Bahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Epic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol is that plenty of fishy any good

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By *ess n BenCouple over a year ago

Didcot

"Me on Plenty of Fish....

Comes across a lady with a profile called "KK-Kitten"...

So I message and say we might have "similar interests"

Her: Oh could we now?! What would they be do you think?

Me: oh you know... The KK kind.

Group fun!

Her: Huh? What group do you mean?!

Me: The sex party group...

Her: Excuse me but what are you on about?

Me: KK. Killing Kittens. Your user name? The orgies like? You're a Killing Kittens Kitten?

Her. I'm from Kilkenny. Kil-Kenny. KK. What are you on about orgies for?

Me:...... I'll just block myself shall I?

Fuck my life.

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP if she does message you back after that let us know! who knows you might be introducing her on here before long!

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By *akeorDeathMan over a year ago

City

Amazing ??????

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

OP if she does message you back after that let us know! who knows you might be introducing her on here before long!

Oooh yes, this!!

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