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If you haven't sucked cock but fantasize about it you are bi-curious.
If you have sucked cock and didn't like it, you are probably straight.
If you have sucked cock and liked it but still like sex with women then your definitely bisexual.
You have 28 days to return your straight riding licience before we can issue you with your class B bisexual licience.
If in future you wish to engage in full intercourse with another male, you can reapply for a full class A Bisexual Riding Licience.
This message has been issued by The Riding Safely Authority - Údarás Um Shábháileacht Stalladh....'Let us tell you what you are and where you can put it'. Never hide before you ride ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your new licience entitles you to suck as many cocks as you like, however you should check with your cock insurance company about cover. Most cock insurance policies allow for multicock riding to their over 25 riders on a standard Third Penis Stroke and Poke policy.
Always ensure you the other penis(es) owners permission and alway be vigilant by checking your rear end mirror for any riders cumming up behind ! |
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On busy muticock rides tailgating may become an issue. If you become tired or your vigilance becomes impaired, pull over, have a coffee and a 15 minutes nap away from the penis highway. Then check for on coming erections before reimmersion onto busy rideways.
Always take special care when pulling out. Be aware of potential spray for other riders and always ensure your wipes are in good working order.
Always ride safely ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you haven't sucked cock but fantasize about it you are bi-curious.
If you have sucked cock and didn't like it, you are probably straight.
If you have sucked cock and liked it but still like sex with women then your definitely bisexual.
You have 28 days to return your straight riding licience before we can issue you with your class B bisexual licience.
If in future you wish to engage in full intercourse with another male, you can reapply for a full class A Bisexual Riding Licience.
This message has been issued by The Riding Safely Authority - Údarás Um Shábháileacht Stalladh....'Let us tell you what you are and where you can put it'. Never hide before you ride !"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you haven't sucked cock but fantasize about it you are bi-curious.
If you have sucked cock and didn't like it, you are probably straight.
If you have sucked cock and liked it but still like sex with women then your definitely bisexual.
You have 28 days to return your straight riding licience before we can issue you with your class B bisexual licience.
If in future you wish to engage in full intercourse with another male, you can reapply for a full class A Bisexual Riding Licience.
This message has been issued by The Riding Safely Authority - Údarás Um Shábháileacht Stalladh....'Let us tell you what you are and where you can put it'. Never hide before you ride !"
Cracker response! 
As a biker I've appreciated the subtleties too. Poster worthy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you haven't sucked cock but fantasize about it you are bi-curious.
If you have sucked cock and didn't like it, you are probably straight.
If you have sucked cock and liked it but still like sex with women then your definitely bisexual.
You have 28 days to return your straight riding licience before we can issue you with your class B bisexual licience.
If in future you wish to engage in full intercourse with another male, you can reapply for a full class A Bisexual Riding Licience.
This message has been issued by The Riding Safely Authority - Údarás Um Shábháileacht Stalladh....'Let us tell you what you are and where you can put it'. Never hide before you ride !"
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"Funniest post of the week Flirt Buddy  )
I would say the funniest post I have ever read on the Irish forums. 
One of the best post ever in the whole forum.
Perfect posts. "
I cant stop laughing!
Thanks Mr Flirt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So what are you if you prefer sex with men but like pleasing women sexually?"
Entitled to a full class A Bisexual Licience and top of the queue for any couples with another fully licienced bisexual male.
FBDMS Insurance have the perfect policy for male Class A Bisexual Riding licience holders, with attractive premium discounts of up to 20% when you combine your Cock and Hole Insurance with us before May 31st.
FBDMS Insurance Ltd. is a subsidiary of wecoveranycock.com .
Quotes are based on a male rider, over the age of 25 with a full Bi Licience and at least 5 years No Clap Bonus.
Terms and Permissions apply.
If you are worried about labelling your own or others peoples sexuality or if you find any of the issues raised in tonights post distressing, then please call our confidential helpline on low call 1850 69 66 99
699 or check out out website www.iliketitsandmanbits.ie |
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"Funniest post of the week Flirt Buddy )
I would say the funniest post I have ever read on the Irish forums.
One of the best post ever in the whole forum.
Perfect posts.
I cant stop laughing!
Thanks Mr Flirt "
Mi placer Señorita Ahumado hermosa  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Some funny owl comments here
Me Im a proud bisexual man
Love cock love pussys love groups love all male gangbangs its all open to me. as long as its full protection fun....
Ps the amount of straight guys mailing me can you suck me can I fuck you is worrying tbh. Some of these men are well known and what not. Funny.stuff |
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"So what are you if you prefer sex with men but like pleasing women sexually?
Entitled to a full class A Bisexual Licience and top of the queue for any couples with another fully licienced bisexual male.
FBDMS Insurance have the perfect policy for male Class A Bisexual Riding licience holders, with attractive premium discounts of up to 20% when you combine your Cock and Hole Insurance with us before May 31st.
FBDMS Insurance Ltd. is a subsidiary of wecoveranycock.com .
Quotes are based on a male rider, over the age of 25 with a full Bi Licience and at least 5 years No Clap Bonus.
Terms and Permissions apply.
If you are worried about labelling your own or others peoples sexuality or if you find any of the issues raised in tonights post distressing, then please call our confidential helpline on low call 1850 69 66 99
699 or check out out website www.iliketitsandmanbits.ie"
You should be a stand up comedian excuse the pun xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So what are you if you prefer sex with men but like pleasing women sexually?
Entitled to a full class A Bisexual Licience and top of the queue for any couples with another fully licienced bisexual male.
FBDMS Insurance have the perfect policy for male Class A Bisexual Riding licience holders, with attractive premium discounts of up to 20% when you combine your Cock and Hole Insurance with us before May 31st.
FBDMS Insurance Ltd. is a subsidiary of wecoveranycock.com .
Quotes are based on a male rider, over the age of 25 with a full Bi Licience and at least 5 years No Clap Bonus.
Terms and Permissions apply.
If you are worried about labelling your own or others peoples sexuality or if you find any of the issues raised in tonights post distressing, then please call our confidential helpline on low call 1850 69 66 99
699 or check out out website www.iliketitsandmanbits.ie
You should be a stand up comedian excuse the pun xx "
If I ever qualify from the Politcal Correctness Course I'm doing, I might give it serious consideration |
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