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In 1966, doctors from the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in California said that a woman enjoyed (did she, really?) 134 orgasms over the course of an hour. |
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Masanobu Soto from Japan made his country proud by masturbating for 9 hours and 58 minutes. He beat the previous world record – which was also his – by 28 minutes. |
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"Masanobu Soto from Japan made his country proud by masturbating for 9 hours and 58 minutes. He beat the previous world record – which was also his – by 28 minutes."
when arm wrestling with him, go left hand only... |
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"Masanobu Soto from Japan made his country proud by masturbating for 9 hours and 58 minutes. He beat the previous world record – which was also his – by 28 minutes.
when arm wrestling with him, go left hand only..."
Ah sure look, I've had nights after a feed of pints where its taken me longer than that to get it finished!  |
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"Masanobu Soto from Japan made his country proud by masturbating for 9 hours and 58 minutes. He beat the previous world record – which was also his – by 28 minutes.
when arm wrestling with him, go left hand only...
Ah sure look, I've had nights after a feed of pints where its taken me longer than that to get it finished! "
You could record yourself now wouldn’t that be entertaining  |
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"Masanobu Soto from Japan made his country proud by masturbating for 9 hours and 58 minutes. He beat the previous world record – which was also his – by 28 minutes.
when arm wrestling with him, go left hand only...
Ah sure look, I've had nights after a feed of pints where its taken me longer than that to get it finished!
You could record yourself now wouldn’t that be entertaining "
I may even have done that.. Who knows? |
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On 2013, Ekkachai and Laksana Tiranarat from Thailand made out for 58 hours, 35 minutes and 58 seconds. That’s more than a day. These people didn’t sleep, didn’t eat, didn’t even take a bathroom break. They were awarded cash, two diamond rings and immortality in the Guinness Book of World Records. Talk about hard work. |
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"Horst’s world record for the furthest ejaculation is a whopping 6 meters (18ft, 9in.) — longer than a stretch limousine!"
I hit a ceiling once from a bed and was proud of myself. She looked up to see where it went and while she was staring up in dripped into her eye. She wasn't terribly happy about it but I had my fun and that's all that matters.  |
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"Horst’s world record for the furthest ejaculation is a whopping 6 meters (18ft, 9in.) — longer than a stretch limousine!
I hit a ceiling once from a bed and was proud of myself. She looked up to see where it went and while she was staring up in dripped into her eye. She wasn't terribly happy about it but I had my fun and that's all that matters. "
the question is..what were you aiming for? |
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"Horst’s world record for the furthest ejaculation is a whopping 6 meters (18ft, 9in.) — longer than a stretch limousine!
I hit a ceiling once from a bed and was proud of myself. She looked up to see where it went and while she was staring up in dripped into her eye. She wasn't terribly happy about it but I had my fun and that's all that matters. the question is..what were you aiming for?"
I have no memory of those fine details. I think I had my eyes closed while she was giving me a hand job. Good times indeed! |
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"A male pig can orgasm for 4-5 minutes continues and has been recorded at 20 minutes. You'd defiantly be sweating like pigs after that(Though pigs can't sweat)"
I’m wondering who stands there with the timer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nazis invented Fanta orange 
That is fact!
I know, not really sexy or awesome like others lol "
It's awesome in its own orangey way
Here is another WWII fact. Hitler was in fact a fecalpheliac  and he survived over 40 failed assassinations  |
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"Nazis invented Fanta orange
That is fact!
I know, not really sexy or awesome like others lol
It's awesome in its own orangey way
Here is another WWII fact. Hitler was in fact a fecalpheliac and he survived over 40 failed assassinations "
Oh shit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nazis invented Fanta orange
That is fact!
I know, not really sexy or awesome like others lol
It's awesome in its own orangey way
Here is another WWII fact. Hitler was in fact a fecalpheliac and he survived over 40 failed assassinations
Oh shit! "
No shit Sherlock |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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"Nazis invented Fanta orange
That is fact!
I know, not really sexy or awesome like others lol
It's awesome in its own orangey way
Here is another WWII fact. Hitler was in fact a fecalpheliac and he survived over 40 failed assassinations
Oh shit!
No shit Sherlock "
Well if we're going off the sex facts topic and posting random ones:
On the timeline of the history of Earth, humans are closer to Tyrannosaurus Rex than Tyrannosaurus Rex is to Stegosaurus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In 1966, doctors from the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in California said that a woman enjoyed (did she, really?) 134 orgasms over the course of an hour. "
I stop counting after 5, so probably its true  |
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"Horst’s world record for the furthest ejaculation is a whopping 6 meters (18ft, 9in.) — longer than a stretch limousine!
I hit a ceiling once from a bed and was proud of myself. She looked up to see where it went and while she was staring up in dripped into her eye. She wasn't terribly happy about it but I had my fun and that's all that matters. the question is..what were you aiming for?
I have no memory of those fine details. I think I had my eyes closed while she was giving me a hand job. Good times indeed! "
Hahahaha I cant stop laughing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Masanobu Soto from Japan made his country proud by masturbating for 9 hours and 58 minutes. He beat the previous world record – which was also his – by 28 minutes."
ah I could probably beat that with one hand. Lol
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Oh, I got one! Kelloggs invented Corn Flakes to stop people masturbating.
He believed sex and masturbation were the worst sins and never even slept in the same bed as his wife, adopting their children.
He thought flavoursome foods made society crave sexual activity, so invented the blandest food he could think off |
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"A child has more bones than a grown-ups got!
A child's got more bones than a grown-ups got??
and that's the natural law."
We did that part 
Are ya still watching shite television programs maaan? |
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"A child has more bones than a grown-ups got!
A child's got more bones than a grown-ups got??
and that's the natural law.
We did that part
Are ya still watching shite television programs maaan? "
Just watched the final ever Gotham. Class show don't even try to Diss it. |
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"A child has more bones than a grown-ups got!
A child's got more bones than a grown-ups got??
and that's the natural law.
We did that part
Are ya still watching shite television programs maaan?
Just watched the final ever Gotham. Class show don't even try to Diss it. "
Shiver me timbers 
Awesome fact #52
Gotham is kack |
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"A child has more bones than a grown-ups got!
A child's got more bones than a grown-ups got??
and that's the natural law.
We did that part
Are ya still watching shite television programs maaan?
Just watched the final ever Gotham. Class show don't even try to Diss it.
Shiver me timbers
Awesome fact #52
Gotham is kack "
only if kack is a definition of awesomenicity |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A child has more bones than a grown-ups got!
A child's got more bones than a grown-ups got??
and that's the natural law.
We did that part
Are ya still watching shite television programs maaan?
Just watched the final ever Gotham. Class show don't even try to Diss it.
Shiver me timbers
Awesome fact #52
Gotham is kack
only if kack is a definition of awesomenicity"
Its the polar opposite |
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"A child has more bones than a grown-ups got!
A child's got more bones than a grown-ups got??
and that's the natural law.
We did that part
Are ya still watching shite television programs maaan?
Just watched the final ever Gotham. Class show don't even try to Diss it.
Shiver me timbers
Awesome fact #52
Gotham is kack
only if kack is a definition of awesomenicity
Its the polar opposite "
Only if polar opposite means "of course" |
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