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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol"
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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol ops spell check
Any of the deads jobs "
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"Oh this is good.
The navy has omitted to tell anyone about the missing nuclear submarine, last seen off the Irish coast.
The workforce are looking for a UFO last seen flying over the Irish coast"
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True story....
Back in one's youth.... Parents away for weekend, sister out with boyfriend, they come home, me playing the big brother enquires after a while when's he going home... To be informed he's not he's staying... He's not says I he is says she anyway mum knows..
So defeated I trudge off to bed... Following morning wake early down to get coffee toast and papers and return to bed... Then there's a rumbling noise and house starts shaking and honestly my first thought was "surely not" "they're not are they" hang on a second that's not them something serious happening... Ran downstairs and out to see others out... We're having an earthquake and not the earth moving... |
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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol ops spell check
Any of the deads jobs "
You think earthquakes are something to laugh at. |
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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol ops spell check
Any of the deads jobs You think earthquakes are something to laugh at. "
In this instance yes. It’s hardly like a major incident. No need to rush to jump on the offenses bus ffs  |
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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol ops spell check
Any of the deads jobs You think earthquakes are something to laugh at.
In this instance yes. It’s hardly like a major incident. No need to rush to jump on the offenses bus ffs "
I don't see how anything that has the capacity to cause serious injuries as funny. |
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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol ops spell check
Any of the deads jobs You think earthquakes are something to laugh at.
In this instance yes. It’s hardly like a major incident. No need to rush to jump on the offenses bus ffs I don't see how anything that has the capacity to cause serious injuries as funny."
A 2.1 magnitude earthquake won’t cause serious injuries. Lighten up a bit. |
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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol ops spell check
Any of the deads jobs You think earthquakes are something to laugh at. "
wow a big man upset because little old me made a wee joke about the international disaster earthquake in Ireland. |
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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol ops spell check
Any of the deads jobs You think earthquakes are something to laugh at.
In this instance yes. It’s hardly like a major incident. No need to rush to jump on the offenses bus ffs I don't see how anything that has the capacity to cause serious injuries as funny.
A 2.1 magnitude earthquake won’t cause serious injuries. Lighten up a bit. "
I don't see the funny side of something that has killed thousands of people worldwide even if this particular one didn't cause any damage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol ops spell check
Any of the deads jobs You think earthquakes are something to laugh at. wow a big man upset because little old me made a wee joke about the international disaster earthquake in Ireland. "
The joke would not be so funny if you were actually caught up in one big boy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol ops spell check
Any of the deads jobs You think earthquakes are something to laugh at.
In this instance yes. It’s hardly like a major incident. No need to rush to jump on the offenses bus ffs I don't see how anything that has the capacity to cause serious injuries as funny.
A 2.1 magnitude earthquake won’t cause serious injuries. Lighten up a bit. I don't see the funny side of something that has killed thousands of people worldwide even if this particular one didn't cause any damage. "
Oh ffs catch a grip of yourself. You must be a right hoot in the pub |
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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol ops spell check
Any of the deads jobs You think earthquakes are something to laugh at.
In this instance yes. It’s hardly like a major incident. No need to rush to jump on the offenses bus ffs I don't see how anything that has the capacity to cause serious injuries as funny.
A 2.1 magnitude earthquake won’t cause serious injuries. Lighten up a bit. I don't see the funny side of something that has killed thousands of people worldwide even if this particular one didn't cause any damage.
Oh ffs catch a grip of yourself. You must be a right hoot in the pub "
Well i don't know what the me in a pub has gotten to do with an earthquake. |
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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol ops spell check
Any of the deads jobs You think earthquakes are something to laugh at.
In this instance yes. It’s hardly like a major incident. No need to rush to jump on the offenses bus ffs I don't see how anything that has the capacity to cause serious injuries as funny.
A 2.1 magnitude earthquake won’t cause serious injuries. Lighten up a bit. I don't see the funny side of something that has killed thousands of people worldwide even if this particular one didn't cause any damage.
Oh ffs catch a grip of yourself. You must be a right hoot in the pub Well i don't know what the me in a pub has gotten to do with an earthquake."
I don’t know what your lack of self awareness has to do with this thread but here we are. You are acting all offended because someone made light of a particularly trivial event. Comparing it to more sever earthquakes to gain, what you perceive to be, the moral high ground. To be perfectly honest it is actually laughable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have phoned around the European Government is sending in the troops to help with relief work. Helicopters are on the way. Search teams with dogs are ready to go. The hospital's and other medical facilities are on stand by.
Any walking wounded please go to the nearest pub brandy helps with shock. The army have put the tea pot on. The police are looking for God as the main suspect. Tesco are opening 24/7 for the sale of water and toilet paper.Go compare are online to help you find insurance.
Paddy is in his nuclear shelter with his shotguns incase someone trying to pinch his survival emergency supplies.And the pope is saying a prayer .
And the Romanians are sending in more people to take any of the reads job.
Live Aid recorded a song.
I can do this for hrs lol ops spell check
Any of the deads jobs You think earthquakes are something to laugh at.
In this instance yes. It’s hardly like a major incident. No need to rush to jump on the offenses bus ffs I don't see how anything that has the capacity to cause serious injuries as funny.
A 2.1 magnitude earthquake won’t cause serious injuries. Lighten up a bit. I don't see the funny side of something that has killed thousands of people worldwide even if this particular one didn't cause any damage.
Oh ffs catch a grip of yourself. You must be a right hoot in the pub Well i don't know what the me in a pub has gotten to do with an earthquake.
I don’t know what your lack of self awareness has to do with this thread but here we are. You are acting all offended because someone made light of a particularly trivial event. Comparing it to more sever earthquakes to gain, what you perceive to be, the moral high ground. To be perfectly honest it is actually laughable. "
Well Im gobsmacked that you could laugh at something like that. |
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Let me see. Am ex army and been to war. I have been alover the place.i have survived a flood in Russia.a snow storm in Romania.
Had my knee two fingers broken . Knocked out doing a lot of silly things in my life. And as for earthquake's I was in England near Norwich at a friend's wedding. I think it was February 94or95 that was a 4or5 my glasses fell of the bedroom unit. |
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"Not very funny making fun of earthquakes
Some of us are old enough to remember the big one of '81
It knocked over my granny's milk bottle on her table.milk everywhere"
I was 13
It made the news for about a week.i seem to remember the government called it a major disaster.As the cow's milk all turned to butter |
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"Let me see. Am ex army and been to war. I have been alover the place.i have survived a flood in Russia.a snow storm in Romania.
Had my knee two fingers broken . Knocked out doing a lot of silly things in my life. And as for earthquake's I was in England near Norwich at a friend's wedding. I think it was February 94or95 that was a 4or5 my glasses fell of the bedroom unit."
Oh you poor boy. I bet it was the groom and one of the bridesmaids that caused the one in Norwich.lol |
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"I can't wait till he reads my written omission of guilt I'm shocked by your omission.Im sitting here in a state of aftershock."
I might have to go and have a few aftershocks tonight to drink to forget the horrible nightmares of having to open my soul to the whole of lreland
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"Let me see. Am ex army and been to war. I have been alover the place.i have survived a flood in Russia.a snow storm in Romania.
Had my knee two fingers broken . Knocked out doing a lot of silly things in my life. And as for earthquake's I was in England near Norwich at a friend's wedding. I think it was February 94or95 that was a 4or5 my glasses fell of the bedroom unit. Oh you poor boy. I bet it was the groom and one of the bridesmaids that caused the one in Norwich.lol"
now you making fun of an earthquake that really did kill a few people |
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"I can't wait till he reads my written omission of guilt I'm shocked by your omission.Im sitting here in a state of aftershock. I might have to go and have a few aftershocks tonight to drink to forget the horrible nightmares of having to open my soul to the whole of lreland"
I read that as "opening your hole to the soul of Ireland" |
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"Let me see. Am ex army and been to war. I have been alover the place.i have survived a flood in Russia.a snow storm in Romania.
Had my knee two fingers broken . Knocked out doing a lot of silly things in my life. And as for earthquake's I was in England near Norwich at a friend's wedding. I think it was February 94or95 that was a 4or5 my glasses fell of the bedroom unit. Oh you poor boy. I bet it was the groom and one of the bridesmaids that caused the one in Norwich.lol now you making fun of an earthquake that really did kill a few people "
Did the Bride kill the bridesmaid.lol |
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"I can't wait till he reads my written omission of guilt I'm shocked by your omission.Im sitting here in a state of aftershock. I might have to go and have a few aftershocks tonight to drink to forget the horrible nightmares of having to open my soul to the whole of lreland
I read that as "opening your hole to the soul of Ireland" "
Exactly the same way I read it.Which didn't surprise me. |
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gosh when I saw this post I wondered how this made the news. but after reading thread I understood that some of us like causing mass hysteria! and when others dont follow they use the offended card! this small tremor was not worthy to call itself an earthquake ! |
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"Let me see. Am ex army and been to war. I have been alover the place.i have survived a flood in Russia.a snow storm in Romania.
Had my knee two fingers broken . Knocked out doing a lot of silly things in my life. And as for earthquake's I was in England near Norwich at a friend's wedding. I think it was February 94or95 that was a 4or5 my glasses fell of the bedroom unit. Oh you poor boy. I bet it was the groom and one of the bridesmaids that caused the one in Norwich.lol now you making fun of an earthquake that really did kill a few people Did the Bride kill the bridesmaid.lol"
wow you niw think it's fun to make jokes about people dieing and can't see that everyone else thinks you a fool for getting upset about a joke . Who makes fun of a bride on her wedding day killing someone. |
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"Let me see. Am ex army and been to war. I have been alover the place.i have survived a flood in Russia.a snow storm in Romania.
Had my knee two fingers broken . Knocked out doing a lot of silly things in my life. And as for earthquake's I was in England near Norwich at a friend's wedding. I think it was February 94or95 that was a 4or5 my glasses fell of the bedroom unit. Oh you poor boy. I bet it was the groom and one of the bridesmaids that caused the one in Norwich.lol now you making fun of an earthquake that really did kill a few people Did the Bride kill the bridesmaid.lol wow you niw think it's fun to make jokes about people dieing and can't see that everyone else thinks you a fool for getting upset about a joke . Who makes fun of a bride on her wedding day killing someone."
It was funny even if I say so myself. I'm sure the groom wished the ground would swallow him up.lol |
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"Does the Richter scale go down as far as 2.1? 
Isnt 2.1 when a teenager slams the door in a hissy fit?"
According to Google anything less than 2.5 doesn't count
Japan's was over 9....that caused carnage
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