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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!

1. Can I make you pregnant ?

2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?

3. I’ll pay you!

I could go on and on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!

1. Can I make you pregnant ?

2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?

3. I’ll pay you!

I could go on and on "

Oh god I got offered money n told him to fuck off lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town

Hello mummy

For the record I wasn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!

1. Can I make you pregnant ?

2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?

3. I’ll pay you!

I could go on and on Oh god I got offered money n told him to fuck off lol"

Like why lol do they not know there is a difference site for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello mummy

For the record I wasn't

"

Oh no that’s just wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey man are you into having your dirty feet sniffed?

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey man are you into having your dirty feet sniffed?

Huh? "

Ha ha ha so glad it’s not only us women that attract the weirdos

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By *he English OneMan  over a year ago

west


"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!

1. Can I make you pregnant ?

2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?

3. I’ll pay you!

I could go on and on "

Haven't received any bad msg's but I'm sure the most common ones in especially for the women just the word hi then dick pic and expect that's all they need to do and when you delete or tell them no all you get is the world of abuse complete spanners if you ask me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!

1. Can I make you pregnant ?

2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?

3. I’ll pay you!

I could go on and on "

Jesus there are some weirdos on here lol Ruining it for all of us non crazy guys

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Something about turning up to a fella's house, stripping down upstairs and throwing on a mask, coming down and joining a queue of other lads he was organising, and giving it to his wife bareback from behind while she was bent over the sofa waiting.

Just terribly unfortunate that I had other plans made that day

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!

1. Can I make you pregnant ?

2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?

3. I’ll pay you!

I could go on and on

Jesus there are some weirdos on here lol Ruining it for all of us non crazy guys "

It does. But some of the offers come from verified guys. So it’s so hard to them out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Something about turning up to a fella's house, stripping down upstairs and throwing on a mask, coming down and joining a queue of other lads he was organising, and giving it to his wife bareback from behind while she was bent over the sofa waiting.

Just terribly unfortunate that I had other plans made that day "

Lol is it wrong that I find some of that a bit horny.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman  over a year ago

Newtownabbey

X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!

1. Can I make you pregnant ?

2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?

3. I’ll pay you!

I could go on and on

Jesus there are some weirdos on here lol Ruining it for all of us non crazy guys

It does. But some of the offers come from verified guys. So it’s so hard to them out. "

Its a mine field for sure, I've talked to some "straight" people that all want to put things in my ass, kind of off putting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. Fancy a BJ ? ( was a guy)

2. Fancy a Fuck ! ( was a guy)

3. You can keep your wink. Don’t like the look of your cock ( from a woman )

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"1. Fancy a BJ ? ( was a guy)

2. Fancy a Fuck ! ( was a guy)

3. You can keep your wink. Don’t like the look of your cock ( from a woman )"

Lol you can keep your wonk lol why even reply

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Fancy a BJ ? ( was a guy)

2. Fancy a Fuck ! ( was a guy)

3. You can keep your wink. Don’t like the look of your cock ( from a woman )

Lol you can keep your wonk lol why even reply "

Oh I know - it was wonkers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Fancy a BJ ? ( was a guy)

2. Fancy a Fuck ! ( was a guy)

3. You can keep your wink. Don’t like the look of your cock ( from a woman )"

Gotten those offers too nobody is safe

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By *he English OneMan  over a year ago

west


"I have got a lot of bad one but these ones just get a straight block!

1. Can I make you pregnant ?

2. Will you sniff a line of off my cock?

3. I’ll pay you!

I could go on and on

Jesus there are some weirdos on here lol Ruining it for all of us non crazy guys

It does. But some of the offers come from verified guys. So it’s so hard to them out. "

That's why you do question them verifications

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Then if I don’t fancy someone that sent his face pic the abuse comes lol

Your average anyway I was only being nice etc etc etc

Or your fake ( even tho I am meeting people regularly)

Aww lol

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By *rutus83Man  over a year ago

naas


"Then if I don’t fancy someone that sent his face pic the abuse comes lol

Your average anyway I was only being nice etc etc etc

Or your fake ( even tho I am meeting people regularly)

Aww lol "

You should accept your not into him and move on, but some people get hurt by rejection and lash out at you for not being into them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually got one today ...

From a complete stranger.

It just said 'daughters'

After asking him wtf he was on about he said 'his daughters knickers'

I replied ' fuck off weirdo' ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been asks a plethora of strange things in opening mails

Although once I blocked single males the strange requests stopped

I was once asked to make some lads gf pregnant

I've been asked to have my feet sniffed for cash

But the best of the lot was the death threat and the fact they said they knew were I lived (they didn't know but still )

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By *ildmovementMan  over a year ago

Dublin

I’ve got

“Give me your address and leave your door open and the lights off, i’ll Come over and give you a BJ and you won’t know that it wasn’t a woman that gave it to you “ !!!!!

And that was from a complete stranger that I had never spoken to!

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By *adylaceWoman  over a year ago

Waterford City

My personal fave was “ they shouldn’t allow heffers like you post half naked pics. It’s just disgusting “.

Pmsl

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By *he English OneMan  over a year ago

west


"Then if I don’t fancy someone that sent his face pic the abuse comes lol

Your average anyway I was only being nice etc etc etc

Or your fake ( even tho I am meeting people regularly)

Aww lol "

Ah yeah its funny when they start throwing their toys out of their pram lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Actually got one today ...

From a complete stranger.

It just said 'daughters'

After asking him wtf he was on about he said 'his daughters knickers'

I replied ' fuck off weirdo' ffs "

Fuck that sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been asks a plethora of strange things in opening mails

Although once I blocked single males the strange requests stopped

I was once asked to make some lads gf pregnant

I've been asked to have my feet sniffed for cash

But the best of the lot was the death threat and the fact they said they knew were I lived (they didn't know but still ) "

Oh I got blk mailed by a see who’s near that if I did t meet he would send my family the pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I buy your knickers

Will you come watch me wank in my car

Can I fuck you in my stables while my horse Max watches

You look like my sister wanna fuck

Have you ever had a anal golden shower

Want to pretend to be my hot aunty

Wouldn't touch your dirty infested hole

Can I dress up in your lingerie and do your housework

You're a entitled asshole

So you think you are God's gift wouldn't touch your flabby body

Some of the charming opening messages just off the top of my head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been asks a plethora of strange things in opening mails

Although once I blocked single males the strange requests stopped

I was once asked to make some lads gf pregnant

I've been asked to have my feet sniffed for cash

But the best of the lot was the death threat and the fact they said they knew were I lived (they didn't know but still )

Oh I got blk mailed by a see who’s near that if I did t meet he would send my family the pics "

Ffs assholes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My personal fave was “ they shouldn’t allow heffers like you post half naked pics. It’s just disgusting “.

Pmsl"

Omg what a wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you shit in my mouth

Will you sell your dirty knickers the dirtier the more I’ll pay

Can I lick someone’s cum from your pussy

I could on there is so many bad ones I’ve gotten over the years

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I buy your knickers

Will you come watch me wank in my car

Can I fuck you in my stables while my horse Max watches

You look like my sister wanna fuck

Have you ever had a anal golden shower

Want to pretend to be my hot aunty

Wouldn't touch your dirty infested hole

Can I dress up in your lingerie and do your housework

You're a entitled asshole

So you think you are God's gift wouldn't touch your flabby body

Some of the charming opening messages just off the top of my head

"

Lol ok I think you won ha

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By *he English OneMan  over a year ago

west

You have to ask tho how the hell do these people get let on here but yet the owners admins are quick to ban you from forums without actually looking into the situation but are OK with weirdos roaming the site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I could write a book

Most recent one.......

Some delightful mans opening message was would I wear his ex’s worn panties while he fucked me!!

Seriously like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I buy your knickers

Will you come watch me wank in my car

Can I fuck you in my stables while my horse Max watches

You look like my sister wanna fuck

Have you ever had a anal golden shower

Want to pretend to be my hot aunty

Wouldn't touch your dirty infested hole

Can I dress up in your lingerie and do your housework

You're a entitled asshole

So you think you are God's gift wouldn't touch your flabby body

Some of the charming opening messages just off the top of my head

Lol ok I think you won ha "

Haha I can go on I have loads more!

I have a client looking for a appointment want to meet tomorrow

Do u prefer a sex slave to wipe your ass

So do you like married men jerking off over you

I could be your new sex toy cum fuck this stallion

Dirty ass want me to wipe it

Hi ya do you do anything for cash

Like brother and sister role play during sex

How about i come over and drill your asshole hard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You couldn’t make most of these up could ya?. I mean- what sort of people are they?. Are they just doing it for a bit of trolling /?timewasting or is this how they conduct themselves. Friggin idiots

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Will you fuck my sister and let me watch"

christ

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By *illbillMan  over a year ago

dublin

From a 19 yo guy

Hey old guy do you want to call over and fuck my femine ass while my mams out at the shops

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Some weird people on here

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By *icey55Man  over a year ago

Dublin /Meath

Any email would be nice

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By *evil_u_knowMan  over a year ago

city

Can I suck your dick while you take a dump on the toilet.

Can I watch as you fuck my sister.

The usual.

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By *rade69Man  over a year ago

dublin

My best so far !!

From a man...

could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard

His words exactly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My best so far !!

From a man...

could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard

His words exactly "

.

I’m sorry just can imagine your face. Should of asked what porn does he like he’d probably blown his sock there n then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My best so far !!

From a man...

could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard

His words exactly "

OMG

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My best so far !!

From a man...

could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard

His words exactly

.

I’m sorry just can imagine your face. Should of asked what porn does he like he’d probably blown his sock there n then "

Pmsl misscar lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I suck your dick while you take a dump on the toilet.

Can I watch as you fuck my sister.

The usual."

Ah the sister guy, he gets around

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"From a 19 yo guy

Hey old guy do you want to call over and fuck my femine ass while my mams out at the shops"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My best so far !!

From a man...

could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard

His words exactly

.

I’m sorry just can imagine your face. Should of asked what porn does he like he’d probably blown his sock there n then

Pmsl misscar lol"

I know this place has given me a warped sense of humor

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By *rutus83Man  over a year ago

naas


"My best so far !!

From a man...

could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard

His words exactly

.

I’m sorry just can imagine your face. Should of asked what porn does he like he’d probably blown his sock there n then

Pmsl misscar lol

I know this place has given me a warped sense of humor "

Lmao holy fuck

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By *rade69Man  over a year ago

dublin


"My best so far !!

From a man...

could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard

His words exactly

.

I’m sorry just can imagine your face. Should of asked what porn does he like he’d probably blown his sock there n then

Pmsl misscar lol

I know this place has given me a warped sense of humor "

Misscarr always my favorite since day one and the best sense of humor!!

But I reckon men on men mails I reckon are the worst ...

I have also got the sister one .... wanna meet my sister in town and bring her back to our free gaff ... fuck her while I watch ...good god where does there brain be at

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was asked do I fuck when on my period

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was asked do I fuck when on my period "

Actually think that is a fetish lol imagine the mess oh god

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My best so far !!

From a man...

could I call to his house to do some work then.... we could sit down to watch some porn ... each wank into a sock ... so he could wear a cum sock on both feet before they dry and go hard

His words exactly

.

I’m sorry just can imagine your face. Should of asked what porn does he like he’d probably blown his sock there n then

Pmsl misscar lol

I know this place has given me a warped sense of humor

Misscarr always my favorite since day one and the best sense of humor!!

But I reckon men on men mails I reckon are the worst ...

I have also got the sister one .... wanna meet my sister in town and bring her back to our free gaff ... fuck her while I watch ...good god where does there brain be at

"

You can just imagine the sister

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your account has been upgraded by Card or PayPal via our trusted secure billing partner, Epoch.com.

Admin

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your account has been upgraded by Card or PayPal via our trusted secure billing partner, Epoch.com.

Admin "

Lol always one ha

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By *odjer MoreMan  over a year ago

D16

"How much would it cost to suck you off " is the latest weird one I've gotten

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Suppose next question is do guys only get weird messages from other guys or has any ladies messaged with a weird request?

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By *ULLTIMEDAD123Man  over a year ago

DUBLIN

My worst email was a couple asking to see a video of me in action,is said no then they blocked me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My worst email was a couple asking to see a video of me in action,is said no then they blocked me lol"

Real couple or a man pretending to be a couple

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By *akeorDeathMan  over a year ago

City

Give my husband your sperm in a condom so he can freeze it

From a pregnant lady

Weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Give my husband your sperm in a condom so he can freeze it

From a pregnant lady

Weird "

Holy fuck lol

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By *odjer MoreMan  over a year ago

D16

Was asked by a well verified couple if I had drugs , when I said no they abused me calling me a loser and waster .

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By *akeorDeathMan  over a year ago

City

Pretty strange alright

Didn’t even give me an address to send it to

So it’s just in my freezer now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pretty strange alright

Didn’t even give me an address to send it to

So it’s just in my freezer now "

Pmsl

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By *odjer MoreMan  over a year ago

D16


"Pretty strange alright

Didn’t even give me an address to send it to

So it’s just in my freezer now "

Ice pop for the next time the sun comes out Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Was asked by a well verified couple if I had drugs , when I said no they abused me calling me a loser and waster ."

No need for that

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By *akeorDeathMan  over a year ago

City

I’m joking

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By *akeorDeathMan  over a year ago

City

What’s psl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Look what we're missing out on by using filters to the max!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Look what we're missing out on by using filters to the max!!"

If I was to block men there be no point me being on ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Look what we're missing out on by using filters to the max!!

If I was to block men there be no point me being on ha "

We don't block men,we do block unverified,those with no pics,and non site-supporters,cuts down on the dross

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman  over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Want to fuck your cunt

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I read all thread and sometimes just laugh so loud. I've got some weird mails. Read, ignore and block is the best way...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

These thread made me laugh

Had one today asking me to meet for coffee. I replied explaining that I prefer to chat with people first to see if there's any connection.

Apparently that's too intense!

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Can i cum over and smash your back door in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i cum over and smash your back door in "

Ha I the same are laughing out loud some amount of weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i cum over and smash your back door in "

Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Can i cum over and smash your back door in

Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back? "

Told him i was in prison and to cum on over

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"Can i cum over and smash your back door in

Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back? "

These are the ones I love... If I'm feeling mischievous I innocently reply saying its a new door and I'd rather not have it broken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i cum over and smash your back door in

Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?

Told him i was in prison and to cum on over "

LMAO.. who ever said fab can't be funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i cum over and smash your back door in

Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?

These are the ones I love... If I'm feeling mischievous I innocently reply saying its a new door and I'd rather not have it broken "

I was same ha feeling sarcastic yesterday to the can I make you pregnant one saying “ oh yeah please” he replied this morning saying omg can I !!! Ha and I said “ eh no” and blocked ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i cum over and smash your back door in

Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?

These are the ones I love... If I'm feeling mischievous I innocently reply saying its a new door and I'd rather not have it broken "

Love these threads too

Just light hearted fun, enough crap going on in the world

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i cum over and smash your back door in

Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?

These are the ones I love... If I'm feeling mischievous I innocently reply saying its a new door and I'd rather not have it broken

I was same ha feeling sarcastic yesterday to the can I make you pregnant one saying “ oh yeah please” he replied this morning saying omg can I !!! Ha and I said “ eh no” and blocked ha "

god no one of you is quiet enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i cum over and smash your back door in

Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?

These are the ones I love... If I'm feeling mischievous I innocently reply saying its a new door and I'd rather not have it broken

I was same ha feeling sarcastic yesterday to the can I make you pregnant one saying “ oh yeah please” he replied this morning saying omg can I !!! Ha and I said “ eh no” and blocked ha god no one of you is quiet enough "

Feck off you ha there is a few mini me in the house lol

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Love a short chat following by me giving u the best no holes barred can accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol , "

Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,

Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site "

Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,

Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site

Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers . "

Oh fuck!!!!!

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman  over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,

Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site

Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .

Oh fuck!!!!! "

Awk come on naw

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,

Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site

Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .

Oh fuck!!!!!

Awk come on naw "

Wonder did he ever get luck and get some ha. And omg what does he do with them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,

Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site

Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .

Oh fuck!!!!!

Awk come on naw "

Don't worry I didn't oblige , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,

Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site

Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .

Oh fuck!!!!!

Awk come on naw

Don't worry I didn't oblige , lol "

Does he go to swing clubs or party’s and just search the bins lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,

Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site

Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .

Oh fuck!!!!!

Awk come on naw

Don't worry I didn't oblige , lol

Does he go to swing clubs or party’s and just search the bins lol "

He'd be in his element, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I got the " Will you make my gf pregnant" one too . Some right charmers on here all the same , lol ,

Maybe they think it’s a sperm doner site

Also had a guy on a different site ask me to post him my used rubbers .

Oh fuck!!!!!

Awk come on naw

Don't worry I didn't oblige , lol

Does he go to swing clubs or party’s and just search the bins lol

He'd be in his element, lol "

If he contacts you again give him that plan lol

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By *etergemmaCouple  over a year ago

South Dublin Area

I am bi but Pete looks so cute, you wouldn't share him for a bj

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am bi but Pete looks so cute, you wouldn't share him for a bj "

Ha did Pete run to the hills ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i cum over and smash your back door in

Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?

These are the ones I love... If I'm feeling mischievous I innocently reply saying its a new door and I'd rather not have it broken

I was same ha feeling sarcastic yesterday to the can I make you pregnant one saying “ oh yeah please” he replied this morning saying omg can I !!! Ha and I said “ eh no” and blocked ha god no one of you is quiet enough

Feck off you ha there is a few mini me in the house lol "

she loves me really boys

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i cum over and smash your back door in

Haaa love it so funny .. did you reply back?

These are the ones I love... If I'm feeling mischievous I innocently reply saying its a new door and I'd rather not have it broken

I was same ha feeling sarcastic yesterday to the can I make you pregnant one saying “ oh yeah please” he replied this morning saying omg can I !!! Ha and I said “ eh no” and blocked ha god no one of you is quiet enough

Feck off you ha there is a few mini me in the house lol she loves me really boys "

Aww who could not love you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just received now......

“Can I pay to smell your feet? “

No sir, no you can not.

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By *appyPandaMan  over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

Well there's a couple that keeps messaging every now and then asking if I'm rich and single.

It's nothing compared to these messages but definitely makes me suspect they're here for more than just good fun and friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just received now......

“Can I pay to smell your feet? “

No sir, no you can not."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well there's a couple that keeps messaging every now and then asking if I'm rich and single.

It's nothing compared to these messages but definitely makes me suspect they're here for more than just good fun and friends "

Lol are you rich lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have your babies?

No Sir, you cannot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Recently got one saying

Ah feck it another fake profile

Didnt even open it instant block

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Recently got one saying

Ah feck it another fake profile

Didnt even open it instant block"

Yeah if you don’t reply to there first mailyou get yet another fake profile!! Same I just block. Bit these guys think it’s a free escort site and we should jump at the chance if they say hi lol

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By *assyBBWWoman  over a year ago

carrickfergus

One yesterday I received asking if he could breed with me !!!! Wtaf

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One yesterday I received asking if he could breed with me !!!! Wtaf "

Lol

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By *ale4U2Man  over a year ago

Nearby

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By *ale4U2Man  over a year ago

Nearby

I was messaged a few weeks back by a guy (fab straight..u know the type ) asking to suck my cock.

I politely declined as I'm obviously straight !!!!

Another reply from him .. and I quote " if it's a money issue, I could sort u out with a few quid" .... FFS

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By *it_tribesmanMan  over a year ago

Galway

I was given just a postcode/ eircode in a message from a guy.... at least i think that's what it was

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