"Got any useful tips?
Here's ours: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,don't forget to change the names/initials at the beginning  "
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If you're gonna message a profile that says the girl doesn't like cock pics, make sure your avatar isn't a cock pic |
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If you're going to message a profile read their bio first. You can't beat the ones who message saying"love your profile would like to chat". Obviously the ones I'm referring to didn't read our bio |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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If you have a profile that contains a long list of do's and dont's, if's and but's, specifically state that your brain needs to be stimulated and one word messages will be deleted, it's probably best not to send a message of just 'hi' to someone.
Comes across as a bit arrogant to be honest.
Big turn off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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if some would actually bother to read the profile they might get a bit more luck.
logged in this morning before i went to work and got five emails looking for fun there and then. hello people have bloody lives |
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"If you have a profile that contains a long list of do's and dont's, if's and but's, specifically state that your brain needs to be stimulated and one word messages will be deleted, it's probably best not to send a message of just 'hi' to someone.
Comes across as a bit arrogant to be honest.
Big turn off."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got any useful tips?
Here's ours: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,don't forget to change the names/initials at the beginning "
Mine is: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,it helps to remember that wishing me a 'Happy Christmas and New Year' in February is VERY STUPID!
Especially from a very popular and well verified guy!
Made me giggle though  |
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"Got any useful tips?
Here's ours: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,don't forget to change the names/initials at the beginning
Mine is: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,it helps to remember that wishing me a 'Happy Christmas and New Year' in February is VERY STUPID!
Especially from a very popular and well verified guy!
Made me giggle though "
Oh sweet Jesus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got any useful tips?
Here's ours: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,don't forget to change the names/initials at the beginning
Mine is: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,it helps to remember that wishing me a 'Happy Christmas and New Year' in February is VERY STUPID!
Especially from a very popular and well verified guy!
Made me giggle though "
Hahahaha Well, maybe the wishes are for incoming Christmas... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got any useful tips?
Here's ours: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,don't forget to change the names/initials at the beginning
Mine is: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,it helps to remember that wishing me a 'Happy Christmas and New Year' in February is VERY STUPID!
Especially from a very popular and well verified guy!
Made me giggle though
Hahahaha Well, maybe the wishes are for incoming Christmas... "
Don't know. When I replied to him, I asked that very question but he never replied |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got any useful tips?
Here's ours: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,don't forget to change the names/initials at the beginning "
This |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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If you wanna try out your bi-side, set your profile on bi-curious, set to looking for women (and not men only), set up a couple profile if your male partner wants to watch, but most of all don't message a straight woman who looks for men only especially when your profile complains that men don't seem to read the profile but you don't apply the rule to yourself and then finally accuse the straight woman of not being able to read properly after a negative reply pointing out the above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got any useful tips?
Here's ours: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,don't forget to change the names/initials at the beginning "
why even add the name |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Got any useful tips?
Here's ours: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,don't forget to change the names/initials at the beginning why even add the name"
It's done for the personal touch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got any useful tips?
Here's ours: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,don't forget to change the names/initials at the beginning why even add the name
It's done for the personal touch "
so that's why I never get a reply....  Cheers for the tip  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Got any useful tips?
Here's ours: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,don't forget to change the names/initials at the beginning why even add the name
It's done for the personal touch so that's why I never get a reply.... Cheers for the tip "
Just don't forget our first tip |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got any useful tips?
Here's ours: if you're going to copy and paste introductory messages,don't forget to change the names/initials at the beginning why even add the name
It's done for the personal touch so that's why I never get a reply.... Cheers for the tip
Just don't forget our first tip"
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Tips for the lads.
1. Don't message the ladies! They're sick and tired of receiving 100's of messages every day. Wait in your corner until they message you. At that point, they're definitely interested.
2. Always have a Sky remote beside your cock if taking a picture. It's the only electronic item a lady is familiar with. Unless you have a Lovehoney rabbit vibrator to use for her comparison. Unfortunately, she won't be able to have a true comparison before meeting you, as she'll have thrown it in the bin, thinking she'll never need it again once she meets you.
3. Find a good message response to the flurry of emails from ladies looking for your attention. Google/Tinder/Snapchat/PornHub may help here, in relation to knowing and understanding how to respond to ladies in a manner they love. Be bold with your remarks, as ladies love the direct approach. Let them know exactly how you see that all important first meet going, in your minds/japs eye.
4. Never use specific names. Always refer to her as Hun/Babe/Sweets/Sexy/etc as this allows multiple reuse of the same response to the various messages different ladies will be sending you. I mean, who has a PA on hand to send specific responses out these days
NB: No ladies/children/fluffy animals were harmed in the production of this advice.
No responsibility is implied or will be entertained for any numpties (term used after legal advice) who proceed to take/act upon it.
Oh and of course  |
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