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Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology  |
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"Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology "
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"Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology
And did that work? "
Not quite... what he should’ve got was a punch in the face. |
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"Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology
And did that work?
Not quite... what he should’ve got was a punch in the face. "
A blow to the genitals Mrs B |
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"Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology
And did that work?
Not quite... what he should’ve got was a punch in the face.
A blow to the genitals Mrs B "
Funny that, I can’t quite recall but he did reference something about a blow and his genitals |
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While on a pre season tour we had to pick a chat up line from the hat and the rest of the guys picked someone in the place you had to use it on. When it was my turn they picked a a beautiful looking woman. Anyway I wasn’t keen on trying to pretend the line was for real as we were supposed to do so I went up to her and quickly told her the situation and just said laugh and I’ll leave. She asked what the line was and genuinely laughed when I told her. We then got talking and it turned out to be a great night, all by accident. The line “My names Fred Flintstone” do you want me to make your bedrock”. |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
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Whenever my mate was asking a girl out...
If she said...
"Sorry I can't, I have a boyfriend" 
He'd reply with...
"Well, how would you like a better boyfriend?" 
...it worked a few times for him too!   |
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Couple of friends and I checked into a hotel. Hot receptionist asked my friend if he needed a wake up call in the morning? He replied "no just give me a shake when your leaving" Young lady was spotted leaving his room the following morning! Turns out a bit of confidence goes a long way! |
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"Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology
And did that work?
Not quite... what he should’ve got was a punch in the face.
A blow to the genitals Mrs B
Funny that, I can’t quite recall but he did reference something about a blow and his genitals "
Not that type of blow  |
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"Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology
And did that work?
Not quite... what he should’ve got was a punch in the face.
A blow to the genitals Mrs B
Funny that, I can’t quite recall but he did reference something about a blow and his genitals
Not that type of blow "
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"With the advent of hook up sites & online dating  , I feel that the "chat up line"  is a slow dying art...
So, has anyone out there ever used or heard a friend use a chat up line that you thought was pure gold??
Remember, it's the weekend so you might even be helping out a fellow fabber too ...
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Whilst in a bar guy asks "Are you going for petrol?"
Never used on me, but has worked...go figure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Heres 20c
What's that for?
You can call your Mam and tell her you wont be home
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Your Dad must be a thief
Why?
Cause he stole an angle for heaven when he made you
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Nice legs, what time do they open at?
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Is it true women say no when the mean yes and yes when they mean no?
No
Ah I see what your doing here, can I but you a drink?
No!
Oh your good at this, you look like a gin woman to me
No!!
Gin it is lol
All pure cheese and a couple likely to get you a slap I find just winging it and going with the flow at the time works best but I am way out of practice |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
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"Heres 20c
What's that for?
You can call your Mam and tell her you wont be home
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Your Dad must be a thief
Why?
Cause he stole an angle for heaven when he made you
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Nice legs, what time do they open at?
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Is it true women say no when the mean yes and yes when they mean no?
No
Ah I see what your doing here, can I but you a drink?
No!
Oh your good at this, you look like a gin woman to me
No!!
Gin it is lol
All pure cheese and a couple likely to get you a slap I find just winging it and going with the flow at the time works best but I am way out of practice "
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"Hey, do you wanna play the r4pe game?
No!
Thats the spirit!!!
Really shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did "
God i heard that in work one day and i thought it was genius. Its one of those ones that u sort of laughat and then ure like eeeek. Maybe a wee bit dodgy lol. I had to share it anyway lol |
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