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By *ommando4 OP Man
over a year ago
South Co. Dublin |
It can take a while for newbies to get to grips with the terminology and acronyms used on the site and in the lifestyle in general. Wouldn't it be good if we had a go to resource that could be referenced to make it more inclusive for fresh meat ? |
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"It can take a while for newbies to get to grips with the terminology and acronyms used on the site and in the lifestyle in general. Wouldn't it be good if we had a go to resource that could be referenced to make it more inclusive for fresh meat ?"
There is... Google!  |
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By *ommando4 OP Man
over a year ago
South Co. Dublin |
I'll start:
VWE - Cock longer than 5.2 inches
Unicorn - sought after single bi female who'll play with both partners of a male female couple.
Vanilla - pod and seeds generally extracted to flavour ice-cream
Single guy - dreamer wasting his time
Straight (fab) - meets the ocassional woman but generally prefers men
Athletic - weighs less than 130kg
35 years old - late forties
Veri - unduly flattering commentary or crude blow by blow account of an encounter
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"I'll start:
VWE - Cock longer than 5.2 inches
Unicorn - sought after single bi female who'll play with both partners of a male female couple.
Vanilla - pod and seeds generally extracted to flavour ice-cream
Single guy - dreamer wasting his time
Straight (fab) - meets the ocassional woman but generally prefers men
Athletic - weighs less than 130kg
35 years old - late forties
Veri - unduly flattering commentary or crude blow by blow account of an encounter
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VWE = vagina will expand
BBC = bin bag condom
BBW = bouncy bits wobble
FWB = Fornication, with breakfast
STI = swollen tip itches
Experienced = felt someone up behind the bike sheds once
Attractive = has a pulse
Professional = wanks in the office
Versatile = drinks tea or coffee
Screamer = fakes one just so you'll stop and let her do it herself properly
Cliché = when you can't actually think of anything nice to say
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over a year ago
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BBC - excuse for terrible TV puns
Discrete - more than likely not discreet and doesnt proof read profile.
Real Women - any women over size 10, preferably with wobbly bits, expression soley used by single men
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By *ommando4 OP Man
over a year ago
South Co. Dublin |
"VWE = vagina will expand
BBC = bin bag condom
BBW = bouncy bits wobble
FWB = Fornication, with breakfast
STI = swollen tip itches
Experienced = felt someone up behind the bike sheds once
Attractive = has a pulse
Professional = wanks in the office
Versatile = drinks tea or coffee
Screamer = fakes one just so you'll stop and let her do it herself properly
Cliché = when you can't actually think of anything nice to say
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By *ave181Man
over a year ago
Near Navan |
Adult Parties - wine and cheese night
Fisting - loves a good goal
Oral - talks alot
Rimming - making music through the use of bottle tops
Role Play - new ideas for lunches
Safe Sex - sitting on opposite sides of room
Same Room Swapping - couple sits opposite each other
Separate Room Swapping - Couple sit in 2 different rooms
Toys - we have kids
Voyeurism - desperate
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Timewaster = anyone who says no
Curvy = anything from hourglass to glasshouse
Lingerie = anything that looks better on 'my' bedroom floor
Lynx can = Impulse won't
Sky remote = astronomically remote
Profile = that blurby bit you can no longer read because you blinded yourself wanking over the pics first. |
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"VWE = vagina will expand
BBC = bin bag condom
BBW = bouncy bits wobble
FWB = Fornication, with breakfast
STI = swollen tip itches
Experienced = felt someone up behind the bike sheds once
Attractive = has a pulse
Professional = wanks in the office
Versatile = drinks tea or coffee
Screamer = fakes one just so you'll stop and let her do it herself properly
Cliché = when you can't actually think of anything nice to say
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So  |
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"TV" tells you if this person has a telly with the channels 
"CD" means that this person is still living in the 1990's regarding music 
...and "tranny" means this person is still a radio lover since the 70's in his/her 70's  |
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"MFM  is different from
MMF +
...just a little different
Depending on whether you're prepared for a surprise
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Always read profiles twice
no matter how hot they look! "
And zoom in on pics for any curious bulges/appendages
Oh! "She's" not wearing a strap on |
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over a year ago
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"I'll start:
VWE - Cock longer than 5.2 inches
Unicorn - sought after single bi female who'll play with both partners of a male female couple.
Vanilla - pod and seeds generally extracted to flavour ice-cream
Single guy - dreamer wasting his time
Straight (fab) - meets the ocassional woman but generally prefers men
Athletic - weighs less than 130kg
35 years old - late forties
Veri - unduly flattering commentary or crude blow by blow account of an encounter
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You forgot 5ft 7in is actually 5ft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years.....
I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was
Or spitroast
Dp
Dvp
I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of....
I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !!
I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !!
The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol
Meh but I'm still here |
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"I'll start:
VWE - Cock longer than 5.2 inches
Unicorn - sought after single bi female who'll play with both partners of a male female couple.
Vanilla - pod and seeds generally extracted to flavour ice-cream
Single guy - dreamer wasting his time
Straight (fab) - meets the ocassional woman but generally prefers men
Athletic - weighs less than 130kg
35 years old - late forties
Veri - unduly flattering commentary or crude blow by blow account of an encounter
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You forgot 5ft 7in is actually 5ft "
I wouldn't mind being 5ft if I'd a 7in cock |
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years.....
I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was
Or spitroast
Dp
Dvp
I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of....
I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !!
I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !!
The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol
Meh but I'm still here "
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived  |
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years.....
I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was
Or spitroast
Dp
Dvp
I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of....
I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !!
I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !!
The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol
Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived "
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years.....
I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was
Or spitroast
Dp
Dvp
I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of....
I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !!
I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !!
The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol
Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite ! "
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !! |
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years.....
I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was
Or spitroast
Dp
Dvp
I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of....
I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !!
I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !!
The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol
Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite ! "
I wasn't
Reread. I was saying that whilst we might be depraved/kinky, others are deprived/vanilla and don't know what they're missing.
Nothing to do with your spelling  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years.....
I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was
Or spitroast
Dp
Dvp
I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of....
I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !!
I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !!
The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol
Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite !
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !! "
Well change one letter and those two words are polar opposites !! |
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years.....
I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was
Or spitroast
Dp
Dvp
I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of....
I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !!
I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !!
The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol
Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite !
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !!
Well change one letter and those two words are polar opposites !! "
Yes, which is why I used them as I did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years.....
I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was
Or spitroast
Dp
Dvp
I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of....
I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !!
I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !!
The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol
Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite !
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !!
Well change one letter and those two words are polar opposites !!
Yes, which is why I used them as I did "
Oh your very good
I love learning some thing new.!!
As trivial as two words my seem to some people, I love shit like that !!
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years.....
I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was
Or spitroast
Dp
Dvp
I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of....
I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !!
I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !!
The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol
Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite !
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !!
Well change one letter and those two words are polar opposites !!
Yes, which is why I used them as I did
Oh your very good
I love learning some thing new.!!
As trivial as two words my seem to some people, I love shit like that !!
"
Me too.
As you say, one letter can change everything |
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over a year ago
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years.....
I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was
Or spitroast
Dp
Dvp
I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of....
I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !!
I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !!
The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol
Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite !
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !!
Well change one letter and those two words are polar opposites !!
Yes, which is why I used them as I did
Oh your very good
I love learning some thing new.!!
As trivial as two words my seem to some people, I love shit like that !!
Me too.
As you say, one letter can change everything "
Well now I will have you tortured, just give me an interesting fact about something random |
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years.....
I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was
Or spitroast
Dp
Dvp
I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of....
I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !!
I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !!
The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol
Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite !
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !!
Well change one letter and those two words are polar opposites !!
Yes, which is why I used them as I did
Oh your very good
I love learning some thing new.!!
As trivial as two words my seem to some people, I love shit like that !!
Me too.
As you say, one letter can change everything
Well now I will have you tortured, just give me an interesting fact about something random "
Well, earlier today I got a notification of scientists finally being able to picture a black hole. The picture attached was the road sign Welcome to Portadown |
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"There’s this Asian escort site I stumbled on, my got the acronyms are an eye opener.
They call penises and pussys, little brother and little sister. I was like “wut”????"
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Wagon - a woman who tries to control the scene by creating a cabal of men followers who she has on a string but will cast them aside and say nasty things (mostly false) about the other Wagon who tries to steal them away |
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Safe sex only - unless I’m d*unk then just stick ur cock in me I’m so fuckin horny
Safe sex only - Jesus Christ ur one helluva hot guy. Do u want me to put on a condom ?. No, just fuck me already.
Safe sex only. What do u think ur doing ?. Erm, fuckin u. Aren’t u forgetting something ?. Oh yeah sorry.... erm, have u got one ?. No sorry - you?. Erm no, sorry. Ah well, just get on with it then.
Safe sex only - ( sound of condom
Packet being opened, and said condom being rolled down erect penis before entering a wet pussy) |
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“Won’t meet bi guys “ - ( won’t meet if u’ve got bi in ur profiles or have met TVs). But hang on, I will just delete bi from
my profile , meet women but don’t tell them - how the frig will they know ?. Oh yeah and I will meet those couples who have “DEFINATELY NO BI GUYS ! in their profiles - I’ll just keep away from his cock. Cos yeah I’ve met bi couples, gay guys and TVs but if I don’t display the veris or ask to be verified, I can fuck who I want, and if I do fancy a bit of cock, it’s not that hard to get a guy or a tv - although a bi couples I might need a bit of the blarney or just show them my bi couple veri. |
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"“Won’t meet bi guys “ - ( won’t meet if u’ve got bi in ur profiles or have met TVs). But hang on, I will just delete bi from
my profile , meet women but don’t tell them - how the frig will they know ?. Oh yeah and I will meet those couples who have “DEFINATELY NO BI GUYS ! in their profiles - I’ll just keep away from his cock. Cos yeah I’ve met bi couples, gay guys and TVs but if I don’t display the veris or ask to be verified, I can fuck who I want, and if I do fancy a bit of cock, it’s not that hard to get a guy or a tv - although a bi couples I might need a bit of the blarney or just show them my bi couple veri. "
Your not having a great week are you?
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"“Won’t meet bi guys “ - ( won’t meet if u’ve got bi in ur profiles or have met TVs). But hang on, I will just delete bi from
my profile , meet women but don’t tell them - how the frig will they know ?. Oh yeah and I will meet those couples who have “DEFINATELY NO BI GUYS ! in their profiles - I’ll just keep away from his cock. Cos yeah I’ve met bi couples, gay guys and TVs but if I don’t display the veris or ask to be verified, I can fuck who I want, and if I do fancy a bit of cock, it’s not that hard to get a guy or a tv - although a bi couples I might need a bit of the blarney or just show them my bi couple veri.
Your not having a great week are you?
Hug?"
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"“Won’t meet bi guys “ - ( won’t meet if u’ve got bi in ur profiles or have met TVs). But hang on, I will just delete bi from
my profile , meet women but don’t tell them - how the frig will they know ?. Oh yeah and I will meet those couples who have “DEFINATELY NO BI GUYS ! in their profiles - I’ll just keep away from his cock. Cos yeah I’ve met bi couples, gay guys and TVs but if I don’t display the veris or ask to be verified, I can fuck who I want, and if I do fancy a bit of cock, it’s not that hard to get a guy or a tv - although a bi couples I might need a bit of the blarney or just show them my bi couple veri.
Your not having a great week are you?
Hug?
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