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over a year ago
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"Torn between Jaffa cakes and mikado
I love jaffa cakes but they destroy me with heartburn 
I’ve a cure for that 
Does it involve you sitting on my face because I could handle that?  "
You sure |
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"Torn between Jaffa cakes and mikado
I love jaffa cakes but they destroy me with heartburn
I’ve a cure for that
Does it involve you sitting on my face because I could handle that?
You sure "
I'm confident but there's only one way to be sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Foxs golden creams! Delicious little bastards!
They make good biscuits but they're way too sweet imo.
#martyrtotheouldheartburn"
Get on the ezromeprizol! Or something simple you eat that causes it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Foxs golden creams! Delicious little bastards!
They make good biscuits but they're way too sweet imo.
#martyrtotheouldheartburn
Get on the ezromeprizol! Or something simple you eat that causes it. "
Apple cider vinegar daily from the mother in water and it will balance you out  |
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"Foxs golden creams! Delicious little bastards!
They make good biscuits but they're way too sweet imo.
#martyrtotheouldheartburn
Get on the ezromeprizol! Or something simple you eat that causes it. "
I take it occasionally. I generally manage to avoid the stuff that causes the problems so I don't have to medicate. |
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"Foxs golden creams! Delicious little bastards!
They make good biscuits but they're way too sweet imo.
#martyrtotheouldheartburn
Get on the ezromeprizol! Or something simple you eat that causes it.
Apple cider vinegar daily from the mother in water and it will balance you out "
Mmmm... Cider  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Foxs golden creams! Delicious little bastards!
They make good biscuits but they're way too sweet imo.
#martyrtotheouldheartburn
Get on the ezromeprizol! Or something simple you eat that causes it.
Apple cider vinegar daily from the mother in water and it will balance you out
Mmmm... Cider "
Seriously I was suffering badly I don’t like chemicals or taking tablets. It works try it xx |
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"Foxs golden creams! Delicious little bastards!
They make good biscuits but they're way too sweet imo.
#martyrtotheouldheartburn
Get on the ezromeprizol! Or something simple you eat that causes it.
Apple cider vinegar daily from the mother in water and it will balance you out
Mmmm... Cider
Seriously I was suffering badly I don’t like chemicals or taking tablets. It works try it xx"
Someone mentioned it before but I never tried it. I might look for a bottle over the weekend and try it. Any particular brand? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Foxs golden creams! Delicious little bastards!
They make good biscuits but they're way too sweet imo.
#martyrtotheouldheartburn
Get on the ezromeprizol! Or something simple you eat that causes it.
Apple cider vinegar daily from the mother in water and it will balance you out
Mmmm... Cider
Seriously I was suffering badly I don’t like chemicals or taking tablets. It works try it xx
Someone mentioned it before but I never tried it. I might look for a bottle over the weekend and try it. Any particular brand? "
Braggs and give it a chance it tastes disgusting but it does work |
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"Currently on a diet soo no biscuits for me
But iam fond of a custard cream when I’m not starving myself ."
The 1980s called. They want their biccies back!
I'm still partial to the nostalgia that goes with a custard cream! |
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"Foxs golden creams! Delicious little bastards!
They make good biscuits but they're way too sweet imo.
#martyrtotheouldheartburn
Get on the ezromeprizol! Or something simple you eat that causes it.
Apple cider vinegar daily from the mother in water and it will balance you out
Mmmm... Cider
Seriously I was suffering badly I don’t like chemicals or taking tablets. It works try it xx
Someone mentioned it before but I never tried it. I might look for a bottle over the weekend and try it. Any particular brand?
Braggs and give it a chance it tastes disgusting but it does work "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Torn between Jaffa cakes and mikado
Jaffa cakes are not biscuits Ms C 
You can now get them in a bar like mini rolls hmmmmmmm orgasmic "
Bars not biscuits  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Torn between Jaffa cakes and mikado
Jaffa cakes are not biscuits Ms C
The clue is in the name
You should know how blonde I am at this stage "
How about rich tea with Nutella ? |
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By *icey55Man
over a year ago
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"Foxs golden creams! Delicious little bastards!
They make good biscuits but they're way too sweet imo.
#martyrtotheouldheartburn
Get on the ezromeprizol! Or something simple you eat that causes it.
Apple cider vinegar daily from the mother in water and it will balance you out
Mmmm... Cider
Seriously I was suffering badly I don’t like chemicals or taking tablets. It works try it xx
Someone mentioned it before but I never tried it. I might look for a bottle over the weekend and try it. Any particular brand?
Braggs and give it a chance it tastes disgusting but it does work "
So right Miss car apple cider has many a cure. |
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By *icey55Man
over a year ago
Dublin /Meath |
"Keeping to the thread ..a good old chocolate digestive is hard to beat or a viscount
Where do you stand on the issue of the chocolate being on the top or the bottom? "
I like it on top...we are still talking about biscuits right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like biscuits in general, but I could be persuaded for a mint viscount.
I know this isn't the place to say it but I love your profile pic   "
That's all very well Mick, but Where's my mint viscount?? |
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"Keeping to the thread ..a good old chocolate digestive is hard to beat or a viscount
Where do you stand on the issue of the chocolate being on the top or the bottom?
I like it on top...we are still talking about biscuits right? "
I always start rows by declaring that the chocolate is obviously on the bottom of the biscuit. |
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By *icey55Man
over a year ago
Dublin /Meath |
"Keeping to the thread ..a good old chocolate digestive is hard to beat or a viscount
Where do you stand on the issue of the chocolate being on the top or the bottom?
I like it on top...we are still talking about biscuits right?
I always start rows by declaring that the chocolate is obviously on the bottom of the biscuit. "
As long as there's chocolate I don't care lol |
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"I don't like biscuits in general, but I could be persuaded for a mint viscount.
I know this isn't the place to say it but I love your profile pic
That's all very well Mick, but Where's my mint viscount?? "
It's here in my pocket.. Just put your hand in there...
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There's something very seductive about it, it's kinda natural and homely looking.. Very erotic. Right, carry on.. |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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Was it bad?
Nah, it was a blush but then that's not really me, is it?
Haha... "
Mick, there's a side on version of Casey's profile pic thats devine,,, #iamnotastalker just an admirer  |
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/19 12:40:04]
Was it bad?
Nah, it was a blush but then that's not really me, is it?
Haha...
Mick, there's a side on version of Casey's profile pic thats devine,,, #iamnotastalker just an admirer "
Damn, i can't find it
Not that I looked out anything
#meneither |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/19 12:40:04]
Was it bad?
Nah, it was a blush but then that's not really me, is it?
Haha...
Mick, there's a side on version of Casey's profile pic thats devine,,, #iamnotastalker just an admirer
Damn, i can't find it
Not that I looked out anything
#meneither "
Since its Friday, I've put it public specially for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As long as it’s dunkable. But not the consistency that if you dunk it in it immediately goes southwards. Or the sort that no matter how long it’s immersed, it never gets to the right texture . I actually like plain digestive or malted milk with a cuppa |
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/19 12:40:04]
Was it bad?
Nah, it was a blush but then that's not really me, is it?
Haha...
Mick, there's a side on version of Casey's profile pic thats devine,,, #iamnotastalker just an admirer
Damn, i can't find it
Not that I looked out anything
#meneither
Since its Friday, I've put it public specially for you"
Oh god! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Torn between Jaffa cakes and mikado
I love jaffa cakes but they destroy me with heartburn
I’ve a cure for that
Does it involve you sitting on my face because I could handle that? "
It didn’t seem to work when I teabagged ya, you kept asking “again, again”!  |
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"Torn between Jaffa cakes and mikado
I love jaffa cakes but they destroy me with heartburn
I’ve a cure for that
Does it involve you sitting on my face because I could handle that?
It didn’t seem to work when I teabagged ya, you kept asking “again, again”! "
You didn't warn me about the dingleberries. Sure I thought it was your sack until I nibbled it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Torn between Jaffa cakes and mikado
I love jaffa cakes but they destroy me with heartburn
I’ve a cure for that
Does it involve you sitting on my face because I could handle that?
It didn’t seem to work when I teabagged ya, you kept asking “again, again”!
You didn't warn me about the dingleberries. Sure I thought it was your sack until I nibbled it. "
Soft centres |
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"Torn between Jaffa cakes and mikado
I love jaffa cakes but they destroy me with heartburn
I’ve a cure for that
Does it involve you sitting on my face because I could handle that?
It didn’t seem to work when I teabagged ya, you kept asking “again, again”!
You didn't warn me about the dingleberries. Sure I thought it was your sack until I nibbled it.
Soft centres "
The aftertaste wasn't a bad as the initial surprise. Your bottom really is the gift that keeps on giving! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But cant beat a few after8's from the fridge with a good expresso
You could turn me with that sort of talk! "
Pmsl , no you are grand wont even try turn you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Playd8 send me here... she mentioned free licks..
Don't mind that one... She's not right in the head "
To be fair I think she may have just been trying to distract me from her foof |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Currently on a diet soo no biscuits for me
But iam fond of a custard cream when I’m not starving myself .
The 1980s called. They want their biccies back!
I'm still partial to the nostalgia that goes with a custard cream! "
I guess im stuck in the 80s too since i love an auld bourbon :D perfect for dunking, naw im sayin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rich Tea with butter . A true classic !!"
Had so many of those , but back home they are called " bolacha maria " which in a direct translation to English its " Mary biscuits " |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes! Ya cant dip a buttered biki! Sure the butter would melt!"
While I don’t dip these biccie sambos I have to disagree on the melted butter point... there is nothing nicer than buttered toast dipped in sweet hot tea! |
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Yes! Ya cant dip a buttered biki! Sure the butter would melt!
While I don’t dip these biccie sambos I have to disagree on the melted butter point... there is nothing nicer than buttered toast dipped in sweet hot tea!"
Mother of God! |
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Yes! Ya cant dip a buttered biki! Sure the butter would melt!
While I don’t dip these biccie sambos I have to disagree on the melted butter point... there is nothing nicer than buttered toast dipped in sweet hot tea!
Mother of God! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes! Ya cant dip a buttered biki! Sure the butter would melt!
While I don’t dip these biccie sambos I have to disagree on the melted butter point... there is nothing nicer than buttered toast dipped in sweet hot tea!
Mother of God! "
What? Too kinky?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes! Ya cant dip a buttered biki! Sure the butter would melt!
While I don’t dip these biccie sambos I have to disagree on the melted butter point... there is nothing nicer than buttered toast dipped in sweet hot tea!
Mother of God!
What? Too kinky??"
Never too kinky !!! |
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
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Yes! Ya cant dip a buttered biki! Sure the butter would melt!
While I don’t dip these biccie sambos I have to disagree on the melted butter point... there is nothing nicer than buttered toast dipped in sweet hot tea!"
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OK... I need to put you all straight on this one once and for all!!
Take one penguin... The most unappetising bland bar ever to grace the shelves.. Bite a top corner off now bite the opposite lower corner off... Dip lower corner in hot tea and suck gently
Now bite into penguin and voila... Hard tasteless biscuit bar turns into warm liquid chocolate treat!!!
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Yes! Ya cant dip a buttered biki! Sure the butter would melt!
While I don’t dip these biccie sambos I have to disagree on the melted butter point... there is nothing nicer than buttered toast dipped in sweet hot tea!
Mother of God!
What? Too kinky??"
Butter in my tea is way too kinky for me! |
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Yes! Ya cant dip a buttered biki! Sure the butter would melt!
While I don’t dip these biccie sambos I have to disagree on the melted butter point... there is nothing nicer than buttered toast dipped in sweet hot tea!
!!!
OK... I need to put you all straight on this one once and for all!!
Take one penguin... The most unappetising bland bar ever to grace the shelves.. Bite a top corner off now bite the opposite lower corner off... Dip lower corner in hot tea and suck gently
Now bite into penguin and voila... Hard tasteless biscuit bar turns into warm liquid chocolate treat!!!
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Yes, that I can handle... Buttered toast in my tea is a different matter though.
I heard of a fella who used to dip sausages in his tea years ago. I have no idea what that would do to the sausage but I can imagine the fat floating on top of the tea.... Dear god! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes! Ya cant dip a buttered biki! Sure the butter would melt!
While I don’t dip these biccie sambos I have to disagree on the melted butter point... there is nothing nicer than buttered toast dipped in sweet hot tea!
!!!
OK... I need to put you all straight on this one once and for all!!
Take one penguin... The most unappetising bland bar ever to grace the shelves.. Bite a top corner off now bite the opposite lower corner off... Dip lower corner in hot tea and suck gently
Now bite into penguin and voila... Hard tasteless biscuit bar turns into warm liquid chocolate treat!!!
Yes, that I can handle... Buttered toast in my tea is a different matter though.
I heard of a fella who used to dip sausages in his tea years ago. I have no idea what that would do to the sausage but I can imagine the fat floating on top of the tea.... Dear god! "
I do like a sausage and marmalade toastie |
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Yes! Ya cant dip a buttered biki! Sure the butter would melt!
While I don’t dip these biccie sambos I have to disagree on the melted butter point... there is nothing nicer than buttered toast dipped in sweet hot tea!
!!!
OK... I need to put you all straight on this one once and for all!!
Take one penguin... The most unappetising bland bar ever to grace the shelves.. Bite a top corner off now bite the opposite lower corner off... Dip lower corner in hot tea and suck gently
Now bite into penguin and voila... Hard tasteless biscuit bar turns into warm liquid chocolate treat!!!
Yes, that I can handle... Buttered toast in my tea is a different matter though.
I heard of a fella who used to dip sausages in his tea years ago. I have no idea what that would do to the sausage but I can imagine the fat floating on top of the tea.... Dear god!
I do like a sausage and marmalade toastie"
Jaysus... Not dipped in tea, I hope? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes! Ya cant dip a buttered biki! Sure the butter would melt!
While I don’t dip these biccie sambos I have to disagree on the melted butter point... there is nothing nicer than buttered toast dipped in sweet hot tea!
Mother of God!
What? Too kinky??
Butter in my tea is way too kinky for me! "
You disappoint me! I thought you’d be open to all kinds of kinky suggestions  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rich Tea with butter . A true classic !!
And a lid!
Both buttered?
Is dipping in a cuppa tea going to far? "
Have dunked buttered rich tea into hot tea it’s mmmmmmmm but not the toast |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"Just to humour me can you all just please try this. Hot sweet tea, toast, real butter. Diss it all you want then!"
Nooo waaaay Jòse
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On a seperate but very important note,
Wexi mentioned bacon cheesecake on a different thread, what is this tomfoolery? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just to humour me can you all just please try this. Hot sweet tea, toast, real butter. Diss it all you want then!
Nooo waaaay Jòse
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On a seperate but very important note,
Wexi mentioned bacon cheesecake on a different thread, what is this tomfoolery? "
So much for this being a safe space for all
Bacon cheesecake and I’m the freak? What’s that about? |
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
Kilkenny |
"Just to humour me can you all just please try this. Hot sweet tea, toast, real butter. Diss it all you want then!
Nooo waaaay Jòse
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On a seperate but very important note,
Wexi mentioned bacon cheesecake on a different thread, what is this tomfoolery?
So much for this being a safe space for all
Bacon cheesecake and I’m the freak? What’s that about?"
Savoury cheesecake on... Wait for it... A bed of toast crumbs!!! Stay calm Mrs. B |
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"Just to humour me can you all just please try this. Hot sweet tea, toast, real butter. Diss it all you want then!
Nooo waaaay Jòse
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On a seperate but very important note,
Wexi mentioned bacon cheesecake on a different thread, what is this tomfoolery?
So much for this being a safe space for all
Bacon cheesecake and I’m the freak? What’s that about?
Savoury cheesecake on... Wait for it... A bed of toast crumbs!!! Stay calm Mrs. B"
Yup. It only sounds nuts because people normally associate cheesecake with sweetness, but butter, cheese, cream, bacon, are all things that are used all the time in savoury cooking. Replace the biscuit base with a toast crumb one, make an unsweetened cheesecake mix, season it with black pepper, layer it with strips of cooked smoky bacon and leave it in the fridge overnight so the cream in the cheesecake mix absorbs all the savoury flavours and loses its own natural sweetness, and you've got an unusual but very tasty treat to serve up I use it as a starter with a little rocket and red onion marmalade on the side. Small wedges. It's pretty unhealthy, but as a rare treat... Yummmmmm |
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Yup. It only sounds nuts because people normally associate cheesecake with sweetness, but butter, cheese, cream, bacon, are all things that are used all the time in savoury cooking. Replace the biscuit base with a toast crumb one, make an unsweetened cheesecake mix, season it with black pepper, layer it with strips of cooked smoky bacon and leave it in the fridge overnight so the cream in the cheesecake mix absorbs all the savoury flavours and loses its own natural sweetness, and you've got an unusual but very tasty treat to serve up I use it as a starter with a little rocket and red onion marmalade on the side. Small wedges. It's pretty unhealthy, but as a rare treat... Yummmmmm "
This sounds amazing!
So I have zero flair for cooking so any chance of measurements? |
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Yup. It only sounds nuts because people normally associate cheesecake with sweetness, but butter, cheese, cream, bacon, are all things that are used all the time in savoury cooking. Replace the biscuit base with a toast crumb one, make an unsweetened cheesecake mix, season it with black pepper, layer it with strips of cooked smoky bacon and leave it in the fridge overnight so the cream in the cheesecake mix absorbs all the savoury flavours and loses its own natural sweetness, and you've got an unusual but very tasty treat to serve up I use it as a starter with a little rocket and red onion marmalade on the side. Small wedges. It's pretty unhealthy, but as a rare treat... Yummmmmm
This sounds amazing!
So I have zero flair for cooking so any chance of measurements?"
I tend to cook/bake by trial and error, but I'll pm you some guidelines when I can. I've just got a temporary messaging ban... Think I misplaced a full stop somewhere and the spelling bot thought I was trying to send a Web address |
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I tend to cook/bake by trial and error, but I'll pm you some guidelines when I can. I've just got a temporary messaging ban... Think I misplaced a full stop somewhere and the spelling bot thought I was trying to send a Web address "
Thank you
Also, that ban is a pain in the butt |
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I tend to cook/bake by trial and error, but I'll pm you some guidelines when I can. I've just got a temporary messaging ban... Think I misplaced a full stop somewhere and the spelling bot thought I was trying to send a Web address
Thank you
Also, that ban is a pain in the butt "
And people think I'm tough on spelling and grammar!!!  |
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