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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"As it seems to be a day for it please feel free to derail this thread in any way you choose.
You can even hijack it if you want
I'm making dinner... It's Risotto if anyone cares "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As it seems to be a day for it please feel free to derail this thread in any way you choose.
You can even hijack it if you want
I'm making dinner... It's Risotto if anyone cares risotto is good."
Even one made by a woman? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered. "
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream "
Some guys get all the luck ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck "
Get a room ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ..."
No use turnips need soil to grow ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow "
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips "
No never ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips "
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown"
It's all a Swedish conspiracy ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Not until now I didn’t!
On a related note, why do they cut the ends off the parsnips in the shops?"
Aesthics apparently the ends are too gnarly for your average customer |
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Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Not until now I didn’t!
On a related note, why do they cut the ends off the parsnips in the shops?
Aesthics apparently the ends are too gnarly for your average customer "
Same for all veggies, they all have to look perfect for the customer. The amount of waste is frightening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aesthics apparently the ends are too gnarly for your average customer
But carrots aren’t? Who knew?"
It's the colour.... Carrots are orange tend to appeal more, it's all about mind games |
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"As it seems to be a day for it please feel free to derail this thread in any way you choose.
You can even hijack it if you want
I'm making dinner... It's Risotto if anyone cares risotto is good.
Even one made by a woman? " stink the ones made by women ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy "
The top of Kaizer's cranium has literally been blown into the stratosphere
Your majesty your infinite wisdom knows no bounds ![](/icons/s/2/idea.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy
The top of Kaizer's cranium has literally been blown into the stratosphere
Your majesty your infinite wisdom knows no bounds "
Wisdom/Shite..... If you say something with confidence 90% of people will belive you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy
The top of Kaizer's cranium has literally been blown into the stratosphere
Your majesty your infinite wisdom knows no bounds
Wisdom/Shite..... If you say something with confidence 90% of people will belive you "
Wise words sire ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy
The top of Kaizer's cranium has literally been blown into the stratosphere
Your majesty your infinite wisdom knows no bounds "
Wow... thats a real turnip for the books.....
I'll get my coat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy
The top of Kaizer's cranium has literally been blown into the stratosphere
Your majesty your infinite wisdom knows no bounds
Wow... thats a real turnip for the books.....
I'll get my coat"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? |
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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago
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"If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?" very witty...you missed your calling as a comedian....guess you were dehumoured.
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?"
Could a swinger be deballed?? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy "
Do Swedes eat Swedes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy
Do Swedes eat Swedes?"
No but they do like Danishes ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy
Do Swedes eat Swedes?
No but they do like Danishes "
Do Norwegians wear Norwegians ? ( you might need to google that) |
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy
Do Swedes eat Swedes?
No but they do like Danishes "
And Turkey... Allegedly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy
Do Swedes eat Swedes?
No but they do like Danishes
And Turkey... Allegedly "
Is it cold in Chile ? |
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy
Do Swedes eat Swedes?
No but they do like Danishes
And Turkey... Allegedly
Is it cold in Chile ?"
Would you fry in Japan? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy
Do Swedes eat Swedes?
No but they do like Danishes "
Did you know Danish pastries aren't even from Denmark ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????
What say you John Matrix?
Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?
Grow my own, got it covered.
Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy
Living the dream
Some guys get all the luck
Get a room ...
No use turnips need soil to grow
Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips
Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown
It's all a Swedish conspiracy
Do Swedes eat Swedes?
No but they do like Danishes
And Turkey... Allegedly
Is it cold in Chile ?
Would you fry in Japan? "
Can you go slowly in Russia ? |
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