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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So you’ve an incredible urge to evacuate your bowls at your at a friend of a friends house.
Do you plonk in the downstairs loo or do you sneak upstairs to do the nasty?
In the case of apartment living so you wander through a bedroom to the en-sweet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you’ve an incredible urge to evacuate your bowls at your at a friend of a friends house.
Do you plonk in the downstairs loo or do you sneak upstairs to do the nasty?
In the case of apartment living so you wander through a bedroom to the en-sweet?"
Good god no , go home |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hope u’ve had ur breakfast. Went to a dinner party once. Needed to go but not 100% sure whether it was a standing up or a sitting down job. So ignored the downstairs loo ( cos I thought everyone’s else would use that ) and headed upstairs. On entering the loo the smell hit me first. The person before me had done a giant redwood. It was 3 inches proud of the surface of the water and disappeared around the bend. Flush - didn’t move it. No room for mine so just had a pee. Dilemma. When re- joining the table do I mention it as the next person will find it and might remember I was the last to go up to the crime scene. And we all know that denial makes you look more guilty. Solution ; en way back I went via the downstairs loo and unrolled most of the loo paper and hid it in a coat ( it was also a cloakroom) and on re- joining quietly mentioned to the host the downstairs loo could do with more paper ( hoping no one heard me try to flush away the monster load upstairs ). So where did the host go to get the extra roll ?... You guessed it. Cue lots of frantic flushing and a red faced host 10 mins later. |
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