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"A sexy gorgeous woman messaged me and asked me to meet up tonight for mind blowing sex,and I said no thanks I don't know you and I'm not desperate  "
you numpty  |
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"A sexy gorgeous woman messaged me and asked me to meet up tonight for mind blowing sex,and I said no thanks I don't know you and I'm not desperate "
Waiting for the punchline; that can’t be the full story..??! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A sexy gorgeous woman messaged me and asked me to meet up tonight for mind blowing sex,and I said no thanks I don't know you and I'm not desperate
Waiting for the punchline; that can’t be the full story..??!"
She also said she is the best giving oral but I still turned her down lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A sexy gorgeous woman messaged me and asked me to meet up tonight for mind blowing sex,and I said no thanks I don't know you and I'm not desperate
Waiting for the punchline; that can’t be the full story..??!
She also said she is the best giving oral but I still turned her down lol "
Did she attach a pussy pic with a household item for comparison |
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"A sexy gorgeous woman messaged me and asked me to meet up tonight for mind blowing sex,and I said no thanks I don't know you and I'm not desperate
Waiting for the punchline; that can’t be the full story..??!
She also said she is the best giving oral but I still turned her down lol "
So lets recap: attractive girl offers you sex tonight and alleges she has great oral technique and you’re not at least curious..??
Are you on your moons...?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A sexy gorgeous woman messaged me and asked me to meet up tonight for mind blowing sex,and I said no thanks I don't know you and I'm not desperate
Waiting for the punchline; that can’t be the full story..??!
She also said she is the best giving oral but I still turned her down lol
So lets recap: attractive girl offers you sex tonight and alleges she has great oral technique and you’re not at least curious..??
Are you on your moons...?!"
Are you saying I'm mad or something  , |
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"A sexy gorgeous woman messaged me and asked me to meet up tonight for mind blowing sex,and I said no thanks I don't know you and I'm not desperate
Waiting for the punchline; that can’t be the full story..??!
She also said she is the best giving oral but I still turned her down lol
So lets recap: attractive girl offers you sex tonight and alleges she has great oral technique and you’re not at least curious..??
Are you on your moons...?!
Are you saying I'm mad or something ,"
No, mad doesnt quite cut it. I think you're out of your f**king tree..!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A sexy gorgeous woman messaged me and asked me to meet up tonight for mind blowing sex,and I said no thanks I don't know you and I'm not desperate
Waiting for the punchline; that can’t be the full story..??!
She also said she is the best giving oral but I still turned her down lol
So lets recap: attractive girl offers you sex tonight and alleges she has great oral technique and you’re not at least curious..??
Are you on your moons...?!
Are you saying I'm mad or something ,
No, mad doesnt quite cut it. I think you're out of your f**king tree..!!! "
Please Joe black don't say you are all brawn and no brains do you really think that if any woman messaged a guy on fab that he wouldn't be out the door in a shot and at her door she had a chance to catch her breath haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A sexy gorgeous woman messaged me and asked me to meet up tonight for mind blowing sex,and I said no thanks I don't know you and I'm not desperate
Waiting for the punchline; that can’t be the full story..??!
She also said she is the best giving oral but I still turned her down lol
So lets recap: attractive girl offers you sex tonight and alleges she has great oral technique and you’re not at least curious..??
Are you on your moons...?!
Are you saying I'm mad or something ,
No, mad doesnt quite cut it. I think you're out of your f**king tree..!!!
Please Joe black don't say you are all brawn and no brains do you really think that if any woman messaged a guy on fab that he wouldn't be out the door in a shot and at her door she had a chance to catch her breath haha"
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"A sexy gorgeous woman messaged me and asked me to meet up tonight for mind blowing sex,and I said no thanks I don't know you and I'm not desperate
Waiting for the punchline; that can’t be the full story..??!
She also said she is the best giving oral but I still turned her down lol
So lets recap: attractive girl offers you sex tonight and alleges she has great oral technique and you’re not at least curious..??
Are you on your moons...?!
Are you saying I'm mad or something ,
No, mad doesnt quite cut it. I think you're out of your f**king tree..!!!
Please Joe black don't say you are all brawn and no brains do you really think that if any woman messaged a guy on fab that he wouldn't be out the door in a shot and at her door she had a chance to catch her breath haha"
Can just picture cartoon-style silhouette hole in the door...  |
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She messaged me again asking me if i fancied a threesome with her and her gf I said no because I'm watching BBC news to see what's going on this Brexit shenanigans |
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"She messaged me again asking me if i fancied a threesome with her and her gf I said no because I'm watching BBC news to see what's going on this Brexit shenanigans "
Ah you're being led up the garden path.
Fair play to you for spotting the scam of a potential FmF and knowing it couldn't be real  |
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