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"If you could invent a new fragrance for a Yankee candle what would it be?
I’d invent one that smells like fresh hot buttered well done toast"
I should warn you, its cancerous 
Natural homemade bee wax candles with essential oils,eg pink rose or vanilla  |
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"If you could invent a new fragrance for a Yankee candle what would it be?
I’d invent one that smells like fresh hot buttered well done toast"
That could cause all sorts of problems. A blind friend comes to visit, comes into the kitchen, smells the “toast” and can’t resist taking a slice. Reaches over and scorches his hand. Yelps and jumps in pain and shock.
The poor guide dog suddenly gets throttled on his short leash as his master jumps, gets his head banged off the table and instinctively lashes out, biting his master on the closest part, which is the nuts. Blind guy shrieks again as labradors teeth pierce trousers and testes, drawing blood and limiting child producing options.
Blind guy automatic male ball protecting reflex kicked in, causing him to do a mid air foetal pose which lands him on the table, knocking over the candle. The wax splashes on the table. Blind guy, with his acute sense of hearing, hears liquid and instinctively reaches for it as he assumes he has knocked over water. Already 3rd degree burned hand meets hot candle wax on table. Cue third shriek from blind guy as he jumps again and this time his foot lands on the guide dogs tail, who, lets face it, is still a bit hacked off at getting throttled.
Guide dog yelps in pain and fury and starts to savage blind guy, sinking his teeth into any fleshy part he can find.
Meanwhile the spilled candle landed on last weeks copy of the Irish Mail on Sunday and promptly caught fire. By the time you come back from hanging up your friends coat, your lovely Ikea curtains have gone up like tinder, the kitchen looks like bonfire night, the poor blind guy is trying to beat the irate labrador off him with the rest of the candle and his other hand is still barbequed and stuck to the table with the molten wax.
Are you really sure hot buttered toast is the way to go..?? |
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"If you could invent a new fragrance for a Yankee candle what would it be?
I’d invent one that smells like fresh hot buttered well done toast
I should warn you, its cancerous
Natural homemade bee wax candles with essential oils,eg pink rose or vanilla "
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If you read the ingredients of yankee candles, you'll never buy/light one again.
Seriously bad for your health! |
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"If you could invent a new fragrance for a Yankee candle what would it be?
I’d invent one that smells like fresh hot buttered well done toast
I should warn you, its cancerous
Natural homemade bee wax candles with essential oils,eg pink rose or vanilla
This
If you read the ingredients of yankee candles, you'll never buy/light one again.
Seriously bad for your health! "
I told you why my friends called me a "white witch" 
I stay away from pharma products, anything artificial.
Natural remedies and homemade products only |
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Well someone had to say it 
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