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When did you last have sex...?
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"I'm old. It's hard to remember 
Who was the President at the time? That might help  "
Oh wait, it was one of the Mary's I'd say because I remember the lady told me she had shaved her Mary specially for the occasion and she I thought she was bringing the president with her and wore by best suit. |
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
I know a formite that may have had sex while on the phone last nite 
Me? Wednesday afternoon  "
Is that a new position? Like cowgirl but in an Eir hi-vis vest and toolbelt? |
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
I know a formite that may have had sex while on the phone last nite
Me? Wednesday afternoon
Is that a new position? Like cowgirl but in an Eir hi-vis vest and toolbelt? "
Hi viz?
At least it was safe sex |
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"I'm old. It's hard to remember
Who was the President at the time? That might help
Oh wait, it was one of the Mary's I'd say because I remember the lady told me she had shaved her Mary specially for the occasion and she I thought she was bringing the president with her and wore by best suit. "
Bloody hell... Imagine a presidential FFM? Wonder would she have written the veri herself or have a staff member do it  |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"O sorry.. a wank dosn’t count...
Can you tell that to _oser as well please. I think he missed that memo.  "
Oi its rare but it does happen ya know. I even had the good jocks on for the occasion |
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"I'm old. It's hard to remember
Who was the President at the time? That might help
Oh wait, it was one of the Mary's I'd say because I remember the lady told me she had shaved her Mary specially for the occasion and she I thought she was bringing the president with her and wore by best suit.
Bloody hell... Imagine a presidential FFM? Wonder would she have written the veri herself or have a staff member do it "
I could imagine Mary Mac getting down and dirty but Mary R would probably have one of her assistants lie back and think of Mayo. |
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either? "
Other than spouse / partner ???
About 10 days......is that good, bad or average |
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"O sorry.. a wank dosn’t count...
Can you tell that to _oser as well please. I think he missed that memo.
Oi its rare but it does happen ya know. I even had the good jocks on for the occasion "
I hear ya. I've been wearing my good jocks for the last 6 months just in case. My lucky jocks!  |
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"O sorry.. a wank dosn’t count...
Can you tell that to _oser as well please. I think he missed that memo.
Oi its rare but it does happen ya know. I even had the good jocks on for the occasion "
The only slightly off-off-off-white ones with the elastic still in the waistband?  |
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"I'm old. It's hard to remember
Who was the President at the time? That might help
Oh wait, it was one of the Mary's I'd say because I remember the lady told me she had shaved her Mary specially for the occasion and she I thought she was bringing the president with her and wore by best suit.
Bloody hell... Imagine a presidential FFM? Wonder would she have written the veri herself or have a staff member do it
I could imagine Mary Mac getting down and dirty but Mary R would probably have one of her assistants lie back and think of Mayo. "
You know.. That's my impression too? Wonder was she ever taken up the Áras!? |
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
Other than spouse / partner ???
About 10 days......is that good, bad or average "
I'd say you're doing OK It's a lot more recently than me anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
Other than spouse / partner ???
About 10 days......is that good, bad or average
I'd say you're doing OK It's a lot more recently than me anyway "
Will an offer of Jaffa cakes swing it for me |
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
Other than spouse / partner ???
About 10 days......is that good, bad or average
I'd say you're doing OK It's a lot more recently than me anyway
Will an offer of Jaffa cakes swing it for me "
I'm thinking that's more of a cheesecake deal... Maybe a lemon meringue pie... I don't put out for just any old confectionery you know!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was 15 months until last weekend
Yaaaay! Must have been almost like popping your cherry all over again "
Bit like going back to riding a bike after a long time.. fell off a few times and some weird moves but got there in the end |
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"It was 15 months until last weekend
Yaaaay! Must have been almost like popping your cherry all over again
Bit like going back to riding a bike after a long time.. fell off a few times and some weird moves but got there in the end "
As long as there were no punctures... Happy days!! |
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
I wish to have FwB 
It was a long time ago...  "
Good things come to those who wait sweetie x. Maybe I'll start an fwb matching service! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
I wish to have FwB
It was a long time ago...
Good things come to those who wait sweetie x. Maybe I'll start an fwb matching service! "
Please do !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
Other than spouse / partner ???
About 10 days......is that good, bad or average
I'd say you're doing OK It's a lot more recently than me anyway
Will an offer of Jaffa cakes swing it for me
I'm thinking that's more of a cheesecake deal... Maybe a lemon meringue pie... I don't put out for just any old confectionery you know!! "
I'm liking that idea ,
And I know a nice place for either  |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"O sorry.. a wank dosn’t count...
Can you tell that to _oser as well please. I think he missed that memo.
Oi its rare but it does happen ya know. I even had the good jocks on for the occasion
The only slightly off-off-off-white ones with the elastic still in the waistband? "
Nah they're cream,,,,,,now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was 15 months until last weekend
Yaaaay! Must have been almost like popping your cherry all over again
Bit like going back to riding a bike after a long time.. fell off a few times and some weird moves but got there in the end
As long as there were no punctures... Happy days!! "
No punctures and helmet remained in tact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Noone on here actually has sex silly...
We can all dream though right?
Ohhh dream sex... this morning
Me in the hot air balloon while we were both in Elf costume again was it? "
Well if you keep insisting on playong woth my candycain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
I wish to have FwB
It was a long time ago...
Good things come to those who wait sweetie x. Maybe I'll start an fwb matching service! "
Why not? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner? "
Thirty years, ish.
Anything in the intervening decades has been with someone else AND spouse/partner! (Oh, come to think of it, there was a bit of separate room swapping ) |
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
I wish to have FwB
It was a long time ago...
Good things come to those who wait sweetie x. Maybe I'll start an fwb matching service!
Why not? "
I'll have a think about that.... Might do a thread after the weekend when the hangover horns aren't clouding folk's judgement and actual conversations might be possible |
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Thirty years, ish.
Anything in the intervening decades has been with someone else AND spouse/partner! (Oh, come to think of it, there was a bit of separate room swapping ) "
That qualifies! |
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It was interesting folks reading back over the thread and the comments. When you remove partners and spouses from the equation and look at it from a casual sex pov, the comments from the majority of couples and singles were pretty much the same. Imagine that! Looks like we've all got much more in common than we thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
I wish to have FwB
It was a long time ago...
Good things come to those who wait sweetie x. Maybe I'll start an fwb matching service!
Why not?
I'll have a think about that.... Might do a thread after the weekend when the hangover horns aren't clouding folk's judgement and actual conversations might be possible "
Please do! Let see then the result of it!
P S Definitely it will be a bit of fun |
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
I wish to have FwB
It was a long time ago...
Good things come to those who wait sweetie x. Maybe I'll start an fwb matching service!
Why not?
I'll have a think about that.... Might do a thread after the weekend when the hangover horns aren't clouding folk's judgement and actual conversations might be possible
Please do! Let see then the result of it!
P S Definitely it will be a bit of fun "
I will! I've had a bit of a think about it and think I might be able to work it... Watch out tonight for the thread |
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"About 30mins ago.. "
Personally i’d be working on getting round 2 going rather than posting about round 1 on Fab: f**k fab at that stage - it served its purpose for getting you to round 1...! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With someone other than your spouse/partner?
Oh and not yourself either?
I wish to have FwB
It was a long time ago...
Good things come to those who wait sweetie x. Maybe I'll start an fwb matching service!
Why not?
I'll have a think about that.... Might do a thread after the weekend when the hangover horns aren't clouding folk's judgement and actual conversations might be possible
Please do! Let see then the result of it!
P S Definitely it will be a bit of fun
I will! I've had a bit of a think about it and think I might be able to work it... Watch out tonight for the thread"
I'll do!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"About 30mins ago..
Personally i’d be working on getting round 2 going rather than posting about round 1 on Fab: f**k fab at that stage - it served its purpose for getting you to round 1...! Lol "
Could have been round 12 for all we know... poor fucker might need a breather |
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