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TEASING TIM WHINGE LINE
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
Good morning everybody & welcome to the WHINGE LINE with me Teasing Tim! 
Now today is a very special day in that if anybody wants to vent how they can't get a coffee meet here  how fed up you are listening to poxy Brexit  or how your other half has just run off with the milkman (I know and I thought he was a keeper too  ...)
...Well, I'm here to I let you have your whinge about literally everything and anything. So Ireland, am presenting you with a golden opportunity to engage in our most favourite pastime...
SO, LET'S GET WHINGING! 
(...Disclaimer: just a bit of banter & fun so let's not get banned off the forums  ...) |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"The fucking wind! Jesus, it's been windy for the last week and I've been trying to paint a fence using a paint sprayer. FML. "
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So, you have a grievance with the paint sprayer, the wind or MET EIREANN then MM??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't get a horny house wife Tim on fab I'm pissed off and my blow up doll is leaking. Like the kids are all at school surely they can't all be doing housework  |
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"Why don't men ever respond to my "Hi hun, FAF?" messages. I put so much effort into them. "
Same problem here. And I've even tried sending some blurry over-the-bowl foof pics. They just get deleted. Where am I going wrong?   |
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"I can't get a horny house wife Tim on fab I'm pissed off and my blow up doll is leaking. Like the kids are all at school surely they can't all be doing housework "
Leaking? Hope it isn't your body fluids that are leaking out of it  |
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"The fucking wind! Jesus, it's been windy for the last week and I've been trying to paint a fence using a paint sprayer. FML.
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So, you have a grievance with the paint sprayer, the wind or MET EIREANN then MM??
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Aaarrgh! The wind! The feckin wind! Oh, and the fence as well. If it didn't need to be painted I wouldn't have this problem. Grrrrrrrrr! |
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"Why do the dry spells between having sex take so long?? I've started wearing flip flops to remind myself of what shagging a woman sounds like... "
I know a girl with two left feet.
She wears flip flips. |
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" Excellent thread Tim
What's FAF and why haven't I received these
Fancy a Fuck, and I have a strict policy of only sending 500 per day - quality over quantity "
Thanks.
Too right, it's important to be reserved in sending them out. You keep to those limits  |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"Why don't men ever respond to my "Hi hun, FAF?" messages. I put so much effort into them. "
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Men like to solve problems... so present the FAB fellas with a dilemma like...
"Can't meet nice guys here" or
"Can't find a big cock"
...you'll be inundated with requests and lovely pics attached too! What more could a woman want?? 
Remember "Every nail needs a hammer!"  |
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"The fucking wind! Jesus, it's been windy for the last week and I've been trying to paint a fence using a paint sprayer. FML.
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So, you have a grievance with the paint sprayer, the wind or MET EIREANN then MM??
Aaarrgh! The wind! The feckin wind! Oh, and the fence as well. If it didn't need to be painted I wouldn't have this problem. Grrrrrrrrr! "
Deflatine great for the oul wind Mick. |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"Ahhh Tim you're like the Joe Duffy of Fab. "
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People are coming onto the forums complaining
...so I thought, here's everyone's chance to get it off their chest before the long weekend! 
So, let me guess BBD, my Dad's not returning your phone calls ??? |
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"Ahhh Tim you're like the Joe Duffy of Fab.
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People are coming onto the forums complaining
...so I thought, here's everyone's chance to get it off their chest before the long weekend!
So, let me guess BBD, my Dad's not returning your phone calls ??? "
Exactly,and I miss him telling me all about when your balls dropped. |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"Ahhh Tim you're like the Joe Duffy of Fab.
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People are coming onto the forums complaining
...so I thought, here's everyone's chance to get it off their chest before the long weekend!
So, let me guess BBD, my Dad's not returning your phone calls ???
Exactly,and I miss him telling me all about when your balls dropped. "
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...What do you mean "dropped"...
He's still waiting with baited breathe for that to happen.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahhh Tim you're like the Joe Duffy of Fab.
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People are coming onto the forums complaining
...so I thought, here's everyone's chance to get it off their chest before the long weekend!
So, let me guess BBD, my Dad's not returning your phone calls ???
Exactly,and I miss him telling me all about when your balls dropped.
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...What do you mean "dropped"...
He's still waiting with baited breathe for that to happen.."
who is going to light the fire ffs |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
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"I can't get a horny house wife Tim on fab I'm pissed off and my blow up doll is leaking. Like the kids are all at school surely they can't all be doing housework "
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Well, there's a few house husbands with a whole 3 minutes to spare if that's any good?
Also, Keith Duffy Tyres has just said that if you bring your doll down to his branch in Ringsend, he'll have 5 of his best lads on hand to fix it and then test it for you afterwards...
Don't mention it man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why don't men ever respond to my "Hi hun, FAF?" messages. I put so much effort into them.
Same problem here. And I've even tried sending some blurry over-the-bowl foof pics. They just get deleted. Where am I going wrong? "
Over the bowl? You sure you got the angle right? |
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"Why don't men ever respond to my "Hi hun, FAF?" messages. I put so much effort into them.
Same problem here. And I've even tried sending some blurry over-the-bowl foof pics. They just get deleted. Where am I going wrong?
Over the bowl? You sure you got the angle right?"
No. It was the floater she left in the bowl that killed it for me  |
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"Aching all over my right side. Feel like I was in a tug of war match.
Anyway cannot wait for paddy's weekend "
Voltarol for the left side, a good single malt for the whole body. You'll feel the healing from the outside and the inside |
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"Aching all over my right side. Feel like I was in a tug of war match.
Anyway cannot wait for paddy's weekend
Voltarol for the left side, a good single malt for the whole body. You'll feel the healing from the outside and the inside "
Cheers. But I don't have a single Malt |
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"Aching all over my right side. Feel like I was in a tug of war match.
Anyway cannot wait for paddy's weekend
Voltarol for the left side, a good single malt for the whole body. You'll feel the healing from the outside and the inside
Cheers. But I don't have a single Malt "
Aw
I hope the pain doesn't get too bad so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't get a horny house wife Tim on fab I'm pissed off and my blow up doll is leaking. Like the kids are all at school surely they can't all be doing housework
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Well, there's a few house husbands with a whole 3 minutes to spare if that's any good?
Also, Keith Duffy Tyres has just said that if you bring your doll down to his branch in Ringsend, he'll have 5 of his best lads on hand to fix it and then test it for you afterwards...
Don't mention it man "
now do I look like a fudge packer |
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