About three years ago one of my mates really wanted to go into a certain "Lape" club then insisted & paid for me to go in (Was giving him a lift home after a night out ...honestly  )
Anyway, we went in and sat down with loads of women approaching me while he went off and spent a small fortune on lapdances  
Now, I used to frequent those clubs 20 years ago but not anymore. Anyway, not to waste any of the girls time, I told them...
"You seem like a lovely lady but I'm here with my friend and I'm as straight as the Walkinstown roundabout!"
Moral of this story is...
Convincing a scantily clad woman that you're "gay" is bloody hard work I can tell you  |
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