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Just for giggles...
I'm opening a school for swingers in a big castle. There will be a Dungeon for S&M studies, a Dogging pitch and a Watersports Centre. Pupils will be divided into 4 houses by a magic talking dildo (Slippy'uns, FreakIndoors, ShavenBalls and MuffinStuffed), to be inserted into an orifice of their choice.
What do you think the inform should be? Will you be enrolling or teaching? And what classes should be on the curriculum?  |
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"Definatly needs a seamenar room where you can watch back previous recorded practices and review and learn for future fuckfests."
I'll order some audio visual equipment. I'm sure there'll be no shortage of remote controls  |
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"happy to be enrolling sure there has to be an oral examination at some stage ! agree yoga will be beneficial for future sexual position training in advanced karma sutra studies. "
Oral exams feature heavily in our process. We suggest exploring several tongues  |
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"Definatly needs a seamenar room where you can watch back previous recorded practices and review and learn for future fuckfests.
I'll order some audio visual equipment. I'm sure there'll be no shortage of remote controls "
Do you think they might be stollen to the photo sessions?  
So funny thread. |
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"happy to be enrolling sure there has to be an oral examination at some stage ! agree yoga will be beneficial for future sexual position training in advanced karma sutra studies.
Oral exams feature heavily in our process. We suggest exploring several tongues "
absolutely! should be a fundamentals course stripping 101. dont want anyone left with their socks on  |
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"Definatly needs a seamenar room where you can watch back previous recorded practices and review and learn for future fuckfests.
I'll order some audio visual equipment. I'm sure there'll be no shortage of remote controls
Do you think they might be stollen to the photo sessions?
So funny thread. "
Theft of school property is very much frowned on. There may be spanking and caning! |
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Where can I sign up? Uniform should be compulsory, short pleated skirt, white blouse, different colour bra showing through to know which class you belong to.
Beginners BDSM should be an elective subject for extra class points  |
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"Advanced Anal- BBC and beyond"
We see this as being a further education issue. Advice will be given for those who wish to pursue this at third level, and for those really in need, grinds may be possible from some of the faculty |
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"Where can I sign up? Uniform should be compulsory, short pleated skirt, white blouse, different colour bra showing through to know which class you belong to.
Beginners BDSM should be an elective subject for extra class points "
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"happy to be enrolling sure there has to be an oral examination at some stage ! agree yoga will be beneficial for future sexual position training in advanced karma sutra studies.
Oral exams feature heavily in our process. We suggest exploring several tongues
absolutely! should be a fundamentals course stripping 101. dont want anyone left with their socks on "
I've just been advised by our Head of Physical Education that pole vaulting will offered this year. And the Long Jump to those with stamina issues |
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"Where can I sign up? Uniform should be compulsory, short pleated skirt, white blouse, different colour bra showing through to know which class you belong to.
Beginners BDSM should be an elective subject for extra class points "
Excellent choice of uniform... But what will the girls wear??
Beginners BDSM was considered, but it's something of a Grey area  |
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"happy to be enrolling sure there has to be an oral examination at some stage ! agree yoga will be beneficial for future sexual position training in advanced karma sutra studies.
Oral exams feature heavily in our process. We suggest exploring several tongues
absolutely! should be a fundamentals course stripping 101. dont want anyone left with their socks on
I've just been advised by our Head of Physical Education that pole vaulting will offered this year. And the Long Jump to those with stamina issues "
are we sure it was pole vaulting not pole dancing ?
in each year are there should be compulsory group assignments |
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"happy to be enrolling sure there has to be an oral examination at some stage ! agree yoga will be beneficial for future sexual position training in advanced karma sutra studies.
Oral exams feature heavily in our process. We suggest exploring several tongues
absolutely! should be a fundamentals course stripping 101. dont want anyone left with their socks on
I've just been advised by our Head of Physical Education that pole vaulting will offered this year. And the Long Jump to those with stamina issues
are we sure it was pole vaulting not pole dancing ?
in each year are there should be compulsory group assignments "
Definitely pole vaulting. Indoor pole vaulting in particular, and extreme pole vaulting from items of furniture.
Group projects will be assigned and be out by the faculty. One wouldn't want cliques forming |
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"As someone who works in Finance I can teach maths. Now I just need a 31 year old to demonstrate how often 31 goes into 43 "
You're hired!! The subtraction of your clothing will be an addition to the school's maths division  |
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"As someone who works in Finance I can teach maths. Now I just need a 31 year old to demonstrate how often 31 goes into 43
finance here too maybe i could show my workings "
Our maths department is multiplying... Excellent!! |
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"Is there a naughty step? And how many can sit on it at the same time? Or will we need the full stairs  "
We considered various forms of punishment for infractions of school rule.... But thought some might like it a bit too much. So we think enforced abstinence from all school activities will be enough to keep most in line  |
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"We would need classes in find the G spot, the A spot, the full body orgasm,the anal orgasm, and for the A stream, the cosmic orgasm. "
All covered by Professor Quake in his Mythical Studies seminars |
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"Is there a naughty step? And how many can sit on it at the same time? Or will we need the full stairs
We considered various forms of punishment for infractions of school rule.... But thought some might like it a bit too much. So we think enforced abstinence from all school activities will be enough to keep most in line "
Abstinence!!!!! The peeps on here can’t keep their hands off them selves never mind the other students
It’s worse than Saint Trinian’s |
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"Finding the g spot classes compulsory
Well everyone knows what I need to find so can i sign up for that class"
No probs. Consider yourself enrolled! Now where would you like the magic dildo inserted?? |
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"Has to be a security person at the door to filter out the ugly people swipe left for exit swipe right for hottie zone ?? "
Ugly/hottie by who's definition?? I think the magical sorting dildo has enough to do without a hot or not decision too |
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"Is there a naughty step? And how many can sit on it at the same time? Or will we need the full stairs
We considered various forms of punishment for infractions of school rule.... But thought some might like it a bit too much. So we think enforced abstinence from all school activities will be enough to keep most in line
Abstinence!!!!! The peeps on here can’t keep their hands off them selves never mind the other students
It’s worse than Saint Trinian’s "
Chastity devices will be used |
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"Is there a naughty step? And how many can sit on it at the same time? Or will we need the full stairs
We considered various forms of punishment for infractions of school rule.... But thought some might like it a bit too much. So we think enforced abstinence from all school activities will be enough to keep most in line
Abstinence!!!!! The peeps on here can’t keep their hands off them selves never mind the other students
It’s worse than Saint Trinian’s
Chastity devices will be used "
Ok I’m not attending I’ll meet the girls at the back of the bike shed instead |
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"Just for giggles...
I'm opening a school for swingers in a big castle. There will be a Dungeon for S&M studies, a Dogging pitch and a Watersports Centre. Pupils will be divided into 4 houses by a magic talking dildo (Slippy'uns, FreakIndoors, ShavenBalls and MuffinStuffed), to be inserted into an orifice of their choice.
What do you think the inform should be? Will you be enrolling or teaching? And what classes should be on the curriculum? "
Present miss for I am the boy who lived for 30 but the legend continues I hope I get slippyuns lol |
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