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"What’s your biggest must have in a prospective meet? Own teeth would be one I’m looking for..... what about you? " Confidence in their own sexuality and looks effortlessly horny | |||
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"At least a nice shaved clean smelling pussy "...you should teally change your user name to reflect that type of a preference...  | |||
"At least a nice shaved clean smelling pussy
...you should teally change your user name to reflect that type of a preference... "can't really call myself no smellypussys haha | |||
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"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve " “Cocksleeve”...?? WTF...? | |||
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"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve “Cocksleeve”...?? WTF...?" Fairly self explanatory I'd have thought | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve “Cocksleeve”...?? WTF...? Fairly self explanatory I'd have thought " I’m thinking “condom” but i’ve never heard of someone referred to as a “condom” before... but then i am from a small part of the world.
Wasnt being smart - was a genuine “Huh..??!” Moment... | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve " Do you know what kind of site your on? | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve “Cocksleeve”...?? WTF...? Fairly self explanatory I'd have thought I’m thinking “condom” but i’ve never heard of someone referred to as a “condom” before... but then i am from a small part of the world.
Wasnt being smart - was a genuine “Huh..??!” Moment..."Could be one of those tubes the lads buy that’s what I was thinking for wanking into yep I get what she means | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve Do you know what kind of site your on? "A site where I get to determine my own standards for who I want to fuck? | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve “Cocksleeve”...?? WTF...? Fairly self explanatory I'd have thought I’m thinking “condom” but i’ve never heard of someone referred to as a “condom” before... but then i am from a small part of the world.
Wasnt being smart - was a genuine “Huh..??!” Moment...
Could be one of those tubes the lads buy that’s what I was thinking for wanking into yep I get what she means "Wow! Didnt know they existed. Maybe i’ve been missing out... lol | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve Do you know what kind of site your on? "What do you mean? It may be a swing site but I think most want a bit of decent interaction, not to be treat like dial a ride | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve “Cocksleeve”...?? WTF...? Fairly self explanatory I'd have thought I’m thinking “condom” but i’ve never heard of someone referred to as a “condom” before... but then i am from a small part of the world.
Wasnt being smart - was a genuine “Huh..??!” Moment...
Could be one of those tubes the lads buy that’s what I was thinking for wanking into yep I get what she means
Wow! Didnt know they existed. Maybe i’ve been missing out... lol"Even have pornstar names to go with the type of lips on them  . Real classy | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve Do you know what kind of site your on?
What do you mean?
It may be a swing site but I think most want a bit of decent interaction, not to be treat like dial a ride"it's not a dating site/lonely hearts Club either but abit of flanter never goes a stray | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve Do you know what kind of site your on?
What do you mean?
It may be a swing site but I think most want a bit of decent interaction, not to be treat like dial a ride it's not a dating site/lonely hearts Club either but abit of flanter never goes a stray "Since when does having a conversation with someone mean you want to date them?? Just takes a bit more than a glance at their pics and preferences for me to decide whether I fancy someone...which is actually completely normal? | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve Do you know what kind of site your on?
What do you mean?
It may be a swing site but I think most want a bit of decent interaction, not to be treat like dial a ride it's not a dating site/lonely hearts Club either but abit of flanter never goes a stray
Since when does having a conversation with someone mean you want to date them?? Just takes a bit more than a glance at their pics and preferences for me to decide whether I fancy someone...which is actually completely normal? "okay i agree to a certain extent but if your in a pub chatting with someone the first thing your drawn to is looks so chat for a half hour and either hit the hotel or arrange to meet another day not weeks of texting | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve Do you know what kind of site your on?
What do you mean?
It may be a swing site but I think most want a bit of decent interaction, not to be treat like dial a ride it's not a dating site/lonely hearts Club either but abit of flanter never goes a stray
Since when does having a conversation with someone mean you want to date them?? Just takes a bit more than a glance at their pics and preferences for me to decide whether I fancy someone...which is actually completely normal? okay i agree to a certain extent but if your in a pub chatting with someone the first thing your drawn to is looks so chat for a half hour and either hit the hotel or arrange to meet another day not weeks of texting "How do you do the waft test before you meet them? Curious | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve Do you know what kind of site your on?
What do you mean?
It may be a swing site but I think most want a bit of decent interaction, not to be treat like dial a ride it's not a dating site/lonely hearts Club either but abit of flanter never goes a stray
Since when does having a conversation with someone mean you want to date them?? Just takes a bit more than a glance at their pics and preferences for me to decide whether I fancy someone...which is actually completely normal? okay i agree to a certain extent but if your in a pub chatting with someone the first thing your drawn to is looks so chat for a half hour and either hit the hotel or arrange to meet another day not weeks of texting "There's a fairly big gap between chatting for half an hour and texting for weeks, which actually I never mentioned. I said *ability to have a conversation*, and you apparently made the rest up. This implication that having a conversation with a woman you want to fuck is a waste of time is exactly what I was talking about btw. I prefer men who actually like women & enjoy their company, regardless of whether or not they get to fuck them. | |||
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"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve Do you know what kind of site your on?
What do you mean?
It may be a swing site but I think most want a bit of decent interaction, not to be treat like dial a ride it's not a dating site/lonely hearts Club either but abit of flanter never goes a stray
Since when does having a conversation with someone mean you want to date them?? Just takes a bit more than a glance at their pics and preferences for me to decide whether I fancy someone...which is actually completely normal? okay i agree to a certain extent but if your in a pub chatting with someone the first thing your drawn to is looks so chat for a half hour and either hit the hotel or arrange to meet another day not weeks of texting
How do you do the waft test before you meet them? Curious "it's a pity there isn't a scratch and sniff before you meet haha | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve Do you know what kind of site your on?
What do you mean?
It may be a swing site but I think most want a bit of decent interaction, not to be treat like dial a ride it's not a dating site/lonely hearts Club either but abit of flanter never goes a stray
Since when does having a conversation with someone mean you want to date them?? Just takes a bit more than a glance at their pics and preferences for me to decide whether I fancy someone...which is actually completely normal? okay i agree to a certain extent but if your in a pub chatting with someone the first thing your drawn to is looks so chat for a half hour and either hit the hotel or arrange to meet another day not weeks of texting
There's a fairly big gap between chatting for half an hour and texting for weeks, which actually I never mentioned. I said *ability to have a conversation*, and you apparently made the rest up.
This implication that having a conversation with a woman you want to fuck is a waste of time is exactly what I was talking about btw. I prefer men who actually like women & enjoy their company, regardless of whether or not they get to fuck them."oh I do enjoy chatting women in different circumstances not text tennis on an adult site if you want a proper chat use kik or pof if your looking for friends | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve Do you know what kind of site your on?
A site where I get to determine my own standards for who I want to fuck? "Good answer  | |||
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"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve Do you know what kind of site your on?
What do you mean?
It may be a swing site but I think most want a bit of decent interaction, not to be treat like dial a ride"I did put a smiley face after my post, should be self explanatory but obviously not.. Wtf | |||
"What’s your biggest must have in a prospective meet? Own teeth would be one I’m looking for..... what about you? " Easy question , it has to be a good kisser. Sex without French Kissing just isn't good sex. | |||
"A personality" Thats circa 7ins long?  | |||
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"I prefer men who actually like women & enjoy their company, regardless of whether or not they get to fuck them." Gurl. You're so kinky. | |||
"I prefer men who actually like women & enjoy their company, regardless of whether or not they get to fuck them. Gurl. You're so kinky. " Kinky and looking for love..just sayin  | |||
"I prefer men who actually like women & enjoy their company, regardless of whether or not they get to fuck them. Gurl. You're so kinky. Kinky and looking for love..just sayin "Your idea of love makes me sad. | |||
"I prefer men who actually like women & enjoy their company, regardless of whether or not they get to fuck them. Gurl. You're so kinky. Kinky and looking for love..just sayin
Your idea of love makes me sad. "Just winding a little, your all so Feckin serious and sensitive tonight  , fs | |||
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"I prefer men who actually like women & enjoy their company, regardless of whether or not they get to fuck them. Gurl. You're so kinky. Kinky and looking for love..just sayin
Your idea of love makes me sad.
Just winding a little, your all so Feckin serious and sensitive tonight , fs"Chill buddy. You can't read tone in forums. I'm sure people aren't getting as wound up as you think!  | |||
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"Sense of humour. It'll be needed lol "Oh I'm chilled thanks, its just to may threads tonight starting light heartedly and finishing all so serious that's all  | |||
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"Sense of humour. It'll be needed lol
Oh I'm chilled thanks, its just to may threads tonight starting light heartedly and finishing all so serious that's all"No seriousness here as any of my meets would testify.....too much comedy if anything lol | |||
"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve " 100% with you on that one has to be some chatting. Has to be a good kisser tho | |||
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"What’s your biggest must have in a prospective meet? Own teeth would be one I’m looking for..... what about you? " Own teeth is one many a guy might not be strict on, for the gummy bear experience | |||
"A personality" I agree with this. | |||
"Having a bit of 'cop-on' is usually the way to go but I'll be damned if requesting a Creme Egg doesn't sound great! " | |||
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"What’s your biggest must have in a prospective meet? Own teeth would be one I’m looking for..... what about you? " Teeth number one
Also shaved body and good manners. | |||
"What’s your biggest must have in a prospective meet? Own teeth would be one I’m looking for..... what about you? " I own teeth, but not always in. Does that count. | |||
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"What’s your biggest must have in a prospective meet? Own teeth would be one I’m looking for..... what about you? I own teeth, but not always in. Does that count. "I think he's telling the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth. | |||
"What’s your biggest must have in a prospective meet? Own teeth would be one I’m looking for..... what about you? I own teeth, but not always in. Does that count.
I think he's telling the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth. "A bit of a white tooth there. | |||
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"Between 5 ft and 5ft 6. Long hair. Blonde. Shaven pussy. Size 10. Pert ass. 36 c breasts. De longhi toaster ( out), own house, no kids , Between 18- 45, green eyes, likes rimming and anal , not too bright, definately no lefties, greens or feminists, submissive, available for sex 24/7, , no uglies, thong wearer, size 5 feet, slightly tanned , no tan lines (duh). So nothing special or specific really. " that's me well out | |||
"Need to evict the kids and I’m perfect lol" Hmmmm ok deal. Just keep um well behaved xxxx | |||
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"Ability to converse with me like a human being and not just a cocksleeve “Cocksleeve”...?? WTF...? Fairly self explanatory I'd have thought " | |||
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"Ability to reply, even to say that they’re not interested. " Not always possible. Sometimes some of the women get so many messages it is impossible to keep up with them all. Also, a lot of women have been put off sending polite refusals as they have found themselves then being inundated with messages asking why or trying to change their minds or in worse scenarios receiving abusive messages. Fab rules clearly state no reply means no interest. | |||
"Ability to reply, even to say that they’re not interested. Not always possible. Sometimes some of the women get so many messages it is impossible to keep up with them all. Also, a lot of women have been put off sending polite refusals as they have found themselves then being inundated with messages asking why or trying to change their minds or in worse scenarios receiving abusive messages. Fab rules clearly state no reply means no interest." Oh I get all that. I wouldn’t try to engage someone who I didn’t think I was a half decent match for. Just when you seemingly tick a lot of boxes for someone and they just delete the msg without replying! It’s annoying af lol. I know women get a lot of attention, even the bigger and less attractive ones, and my heart truly bleeds for them... but when you see some of the verifications they have it makes the mind boggle that I can’t even get a text back | |||
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"Ability to reply, even to say that they’re not interested. Not always possible. Sometimes some of the women get so many messages it is impossible to keep up with them all. Also, a lot of women have been put off sending polite refusals as they have found themselves then being inundated with messages asking why or trying to change their minds or in worse scenarios receiving abusive messages. Fab rules clearly state no reply means no interest. Oh I get all that. I wouldn’t try to engage someone who I didn’t think I was a half decent match for. Just when you seemingly tick a lot of boxes for someone and they just delete the msg without replying! It’s annoying af lol. I know women get a lot of attention, even the bigger and less attractive ones, and my heart truly bleeds for them... but when you see some of the verifications they have it makes the mind boggle that I can’t even get a text back "As one of the bigger less attractive ones anyone that sends me a message gets a reply. | |||
"Ability to reply, even to say that they’re not interested. Not always possible. Sometimes some of the women get so many messages it is impossible to keep up with them all. Also, a lot of women have been put off sending polite refusals as they have found themselves then being inundated with messages asking why or trying to change their minds or in worse scenarios receiving abusive messages. Fab rules clearly state no reply means no interest. Oh I get all that. I wouldn’t try to engage someone who I didn’t think I was a half decent match for. Just when you seemingly tick a lot of boxes for someone and they just delete the msg without replying! It’s annoying af lol. I know women get a lot of attention, even the bigger and less attractive ones, and my heart truly bleeds for them... but when you see some of the verifications they have it makes the mind boggle that I can’t even get a text back
As one of the bigger less attractive ones anyone that sends me a message gets a reply. "Less attractive, you're not, some of the posts here are unreal! | |||
"Ability to reply, even to say that they’re not interested. Not always possible. Sometimes some of the women get so many messages it is impossible to keep up with them all. Also, a lot of women have been put off sending polite refusals as they have found themselves then being inundated with messages asking why or trying to change their minds or in worse scenarios receiving abusive messages. Fab rules clearly state no reply means no interest. Oh I get all that. I wouldn’t try to engage someone who I didn’t think I was a half decent match for. Just when you seemingly tick a lot of boxes for someone and they just delete the msg without replying! It’s annoying af lol. I know women get a lot of attention, even the bigger and less attractive ones, and my heart truly bleeds for them... but when you see some of the verifications they have it makes the mind boggle that I can’t even get a text back
As one of the bigger less attractive ones anyone that sends me a message gets a reply. "Stop putting yourself down your stunning no matter what size you are I’m no size 10 but do believe everybody has one thing they need in a person before they’ll consider a meet . Ps love the specs | |||
"Ability to reply, even to say that they’re not interested. Not always possible. Sometimes some of the women get so many messages it is impossible to keep up with them all. Also, a lot of women have been put off sending polite refusals as they have found themselves then being inundated with messages asking why or trying to change their minds or in worse scenarios receiving abusive messages. Fab rules clearly state no reply means no interest. Oh I get all that. I wouldn’t try to engage someone who I didn’t think I was a half decent match for. Just when you seemingly tick a lot of boxes for someone and they just delete the msg without replying! It’s annoying af lol. I know women get a lot of attention, even the bigger and less attractive ones, and my heart truly bleeds for them... but when you see some of the verifications they have it makes the mind boggle that I can’t even get a text back
As one of the bigger less attractive ones anyone that sends me a message gets a reply.
Stop putting yourself down your stunning no matter what size you are I’m no size 10 but do believe everybody has one thing they need in a person before they’ll consider a meet . Ps love the specs "Thanks. | |||
"Ability to reply, even to say that they’re not interested. Not always possible. Sometimes some of the women get so many messages it is impossible to keep up with them all. Also, a lot of women have been put off sending polite refusals as they have found themselves then being inundated with messages asking why or trying to change their minds or in worse scenarios receiving abusive messages. Fab rules clearly state no reply means no interest." This! I always try to reply and say thanks but you're not what I'm looking for etc. But honestly, last week my inbox was at 400 and the only way to sort it out was to just bulk delete. Plus, this guy is totally right. Half the time I reply saying no I get abuse about being too fat and the other half they ignore it and just tell me they wanna cum on my face again. Not very encouraging. I still do try to reply most of the time. But I feel like we could all do with reminding ourselves that nobody owes us a reply. | |||
"Ability to reply, even to say that they’re not interested. Not always possible. Sometimes some of the women get so many messages it is impossible to keep up with them all. Also, a lot of women have been put off sending polite refusals as they have found themselves then being inundated with messages asking why or trying to change their minds or in worse scenarios receiving abusive messages. Fab rules clearly state no reply means no interest. This! I always try to reply and say thanks but you're not what I'm looking for etc. But honestly, last week my inbox was at 400 and the only way to sort it out was to just bulk delete. Plus, this guy is totally right. Half the time I reply saying no I get abuse about being too fat and the other half they ignore it and just tell me they wanna cum on my face again. Not very encouraging. I still do try to reply most of the time. But I feel like we could all do with reminding ourselves that nobody owes us a reply. " I'm sure you've had at least one guy, after being refused, telling you he was just trying to do you a favour. So nice of them. 
When I was part of a couple profile on here I seen it all.
I remember a few guys who after being refused or told they were being too crude, would then apologise saying something along the lines of "Sorry, I'm just really horny and need a good session" or "Sorry, just I have a huge load I need to unleash".
(Ah ok, so it's just about your pleasure and getting off, it's not about what's also in it for her? She's just a means to an end?).
So many of the guys on here, sadly, just do not get it (no pun intended). | |||
" When I was part of a couple profile on here I seen it all. I remember a few guys who after being refused or told they were being too crude, would then apologise saying something along the lines of "Sorry, I'm just really horny and need a good session" or "Sorry, just I have a huge load I need to unleash". (Ah ok, so it's just about your pleasure and getting off, it's not about what's also in it for her? She's just a means to an end?). So many of the guys on here, sadly, just do not get it (no pun intended). "So true. Makes me wonder what level of interest they'd have (if any) in my pleasure if we were playing... Not a great sign. But I do have to say that a lot of guys respond really well and are clearly just grateful to have gotten the polite decline. It's always nice when they say thanks for letting me know etc. Good eggs! | |||
" When I was part of a couple profile on here I seen it all. I remember a few guys who after being refused or told they were being too crude, would then apologise saying something along the lines of "Sorry, I'm just really horny and need a good session" or "Sorry, just I have a huge load I need to unleash". (Ah ok, so it's just about your pleasure and getting off, it's not about what's also in it for her? She's just a means to an end?). So many of the guys on here, sadly, just do not get it (no pun intended).
So true. Makes me wonder what level of interest they'd have (if any) in my pleasure if we were playing...
Not a great sign. But I do have to say that a lot of guys respond really well and are clearly just grateful to have gotten the polite decline. It's always nice when they say thanks for letting me know etc. Good eggs!"Yeah, there are good eggs on here too like. | |||
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"If a lad says he's horny and would love a meet, most women try second guess the situation. "Is he only in it for himself" "Will he care about my needs" etc. Easiest thing is don't try over think everything, just go with the flow." Lol. It’s men. Wtf else do women expect? The vast vast majority of men (in general, not just on fab) are after their hole. It’s how they’re wired. Now there are exceptions, such as myself, I enjoy sex so much more when I know the woman is having a good time. I like knowing that I am pleasing her etc. It just makes things ten times better. Most guys though are more than happy to shoot the load and shoot on | |||
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"If a lad says he's horny and would love a meet, most women try second guess the situation. "Is he only in it for himself" "Will he care about my needs" etc. Easiest thing is don't try over think everything, just go with the flow." Trial and error you mean. Yeah I've advanced from that approach a long time ago. My fun time is too precious to go home frustrated. | |||
"If a lad says he's horny and would love a meet, most women try second guess the situation. "Is he only in it for himself" "Will he care about my needs" etc. Easiest thing is don't try over think everything, just go with the flow. Trial and error you mean. Yeah I've advanced from that approach a long time ago. My fun time is too precious to go home frustrated. " Been lucky to have chatted to ( tipsy) women late at night who, after a few messages gave me their address and basically ordered me to their place to fuck them straight away . I wasted no time getting there | |||
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"Gosh,good kisser and chemistry "Excellent! I have the chloroform and pops ready  | |||
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"If a lad says he's horny and would love a meet, most women try second guess the situation. "Is he only in it for himself" "Will he care about my needs" etc. Easiest thing is don't try over think everything, just go with the flow. Trial and error you mean. Yeah I've advanced from that approach a long time ago. My fun time is too precious to go home frustrated. " At least you look good doing it in that new Mini | |||
"What’s your biggest must have in a prospective meet? Own teeth would be one I’m looking for..... what about you? " Back to the original question. Blurred vision, so I look good. Quick cummer, multiple orgasmer, squirter, not pisser. Goes down on me and then sits on my face until she cums and I recover. Has her equally sexy sister/female friend sucking my balls at the same time, or slowly introducing me to a strapon. Oh damn! Was I limited to just one thing?
Not greedy at all | |||
"Gosh,good kisser and chemistry "I prefer a Gsoh personally lol | |||
"That their level of personnel hygiene is as high as mine. Once that box has been ticked, I like a nice sensual meet with a connection" You can tick my box anytime. 
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"If a lad says he's horny and would love a meet, most women try second guess the situation. "Is he only in it for himself" "Will he care about my needs" etc. Easiest thing is don't try over think everything, just go with the flow. Trial and error you mean. Yeah I've advanced from that approach a long time ago. My fun time is too precious to go home frustrated. " my point been you'll never truly know is a lad just in it for himself of not. As u said, it is all trial and error. If you get lucky you get lucky but I think it's a reason women complicate everything. They try to second guess all the time. | |||
"Breakfast in bed be good today thanks "Sausages and a creamy coffee ok ? | |||
"Breakfast in bed be good today thanks
Sausages and a creamy coffee ok ?"Yep | |||
"Breakfast in bed be good today thanks
Sausages and a creamy coffee ok ?
Yep "I’m on my way....taxi to Sligo pls | |||
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"If a lad says he's horny and would love a meet, most women try second guess the situation. "Is he only in it for himself" "Will he care about my needs" etc. Easiest thing is don't try over think everything, just go with the flow. Trial and error you mean. Yeah I've advanced from that approach a long time ago. My fun time is too precious to go home frustrated. my point been you'll never truly know is a lad just in it for himself of not. As u said, it is all trial and error. If you get lucky you get lucky but I think it's a reason women complicate everything. They try to second guess all the time." I must be very good at guessing or just damn fucking lucky. | |||
