Set all the clocks 15mins slow, mix all the pairs of socks so that they are odd, put the wrong cd in the cd sleeve, swap the veggie burgers for real ones and tell Alexa to play heavy metal at 4am. Oh wait I’ve already done these |
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"Set all the clocks 15mins slow, mix all the pairs of socks so that they are odd, put the wrong cd in the cd sleeve, swap the veggie burgers for real ones and tell Alexa to play heavy metal at 4am. Oh wait I’ve already done these"
Evil or evil genius. I can't decide. |
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Hide his car keys in the middle of a pack of breakfast cereals. He will eventually find them ( after paying a fortune for spares ), and say to himself how the hell they got in there.
Turn his tv on and select one of the free adult channels then turn the tv off. Hopefully his OH will be first to switch back on. But if he turns it on first; same reaction; wtf?.
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"Set all the clocks 15mins slow, mix all the pairs of socks so that they are odd, put the wrong cd in the cd sleeve, swap the veggie burgers for real ones and tell Alexa to play heavy metal at 4am. Oh wait I’ve already done these"
And thats why you don't get house party invites anymore  |
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Swap all the keys to each door with one another,put salt in the pepper and pepper in the salt.Crack any eggs in the fridge or on worktop but leave them in box...swap the batteries in the remote to the wrong direction and lastly but not least turn the heating off its schedule.
All fairly mild really but enough to make someone think they were going forgetful. |
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"Set all the clocks 15mins slow, mix all the pairs of socks so that they are odd, put the wrong cd in the cd sleeve, swap the veggie burgers for real ones and tell Alexa to play heavy metal at 4am. Oh wait I’ve already done these"
All funny but one. You swapped veggie burgers for real ones? Not cool. Lol |
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leave my boxers in the wash basket hoping it’s his turn to do the laundry. No hang on - be funnier if she found them esp if I left her a sticky wee present in them for her to find lol |
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Take a shit in his microwave taken from Kevin bridges live stand-up! America has chad Hogan with his kegsand djs...
Glasgow has people shitting in microwaves |
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"Take a shit in his microwave taken from Kevin bridges live stand-up! America has chad Hogan with his kegsand djs...
Glasgow has people shitting in microwaves "
Would you turn the microwave on for like 10 minutes before you leave? Otherwise it's kinda pointless  |
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"When my parents would go away on holidays I would check on house. Would move flower pots and some of her trinkets etc she stopped giving me the key  "
Your evil  |
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"When my parents would go away on holidays I would check on house. Would move flower pots and some of her trinkets etc she stopped giving me the key
Your evil "
It was comical as we be there when they came back. I'd get a call an hour or two later "did you move something?" |
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"Set all the clocks 15mins slow, mix all the pairs of socks so that they are odd, put the wrong cd in the cd sleeve, swap the veggie burgers for real ones and tell Alexa to play heavy metal at 4am. Oh wait I’ve already done these"
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"Saw a video today. Wife found out husband was having guys on the side, without him knowing she found out.
She swapped the lube for super glue  "
Prick-stick  |
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"Change all the lightbulbs with one's that don't work boil all the eggs in the house. An but them back in the box. Paint all the bin's the same colour"
This would be funny if 2 of my lightbulbs randomly didn't work on the same day |
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Take all their toilet roll and hide it, put sugar in their salt shaker. Wet all their tea bags, turn off and open their freezer, break all the light bulbs, leave fish under some floor boards, eat all the good biscuits, make all their socks odd. |
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"Super glue the letter box shut.
Turn the pillow cases and duvet covers inside out.
Staple the curtains together."
I have cause on occasions to put leaflets through letterboxes around Dublin and it's actually incredible how many letterboxes are already glued, screwed or even nailed shut! |
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