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over a year ago
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"Any guys like to chat about there wife or gf?"
go on then i'll start....
she's always buying shoes...shoes shoes more fukkin' shoes....she's only got two feet...and another thing...she's always giving off at me. Every time i go for a piss ...the sink's full of washing up! .... and don't get me started on her sense of direction! Left here dear...no....the other left! Straight on down this cul-de-sac....etc etc....
and the mother in law?! Jesus h corbett....stays longer than a grand national winner....grrrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any guys like to chat about there wife or gf?
go on then i'll start....
she's always buying shoes...shoes shoes more fukkin' shoes....she's only got two feet...and another thing...she's always giving off at me. Every time i go for a piss ...the sink's full of washing up! .... and don't get me started on her sense of direction! Left here dear...no....the other left! Straight on down this cul-de-sac....etc etc....
and the mother in law?! Jesus h corbett....stays longer than a grand national winner....grrrrrrr"
Get you back to washing those dishes. She needs the house tidy for her mother coming. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jez my one said she wanted peace and quiet while she cooked dinner
Simples l just disconnected the smoke alarm  "
PMSL 
I'm not great in the kitchen either  |
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