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over a year ago
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"Guinness with a straw 
How dare you do that to a fine drink 
Do you use a straw fast?
He uses a funnel "
That's the only acceptable way... Get it down ya fhast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guinness with a straw
How dare you do that to a fine drink
Do you use a straw fast?"
Not with Guinness I don’t
But when back in my school days a pocket of rice and a straw and you could some damage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guinness with a straw
How dare you do that to a fine drink
White teeth don't grow on trees ya know...
Does a straw really stop teeth staining  "
Been drinking all fizzy and dark drinks except for wine and coffee for over 12 years. My teeth are still white (never used any whitening) and cavity free. So yes, it does work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guinness with a straw
How dare you do that to a fine drink
White teeth don't grow on trees ya know..."
I guess you have never had a clonakilty black pudding then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guinness with a straw
How dare you do that to a fine drink
White teeth don't grow on trees ya know...
Does a straw really stop teeth staining
Been drinking all fizzy and dark drinks except for wine and coffee for over 12 years. My teeth are still white (never used any whitening) and cavity free. So yes, it does work "
That's mental although some dentists may refute that and say you're just lucky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guinness with a straw
How dare you do that to a fine drink
White teeth don't grow on trees ya know...
I guess you have never had a clonakilty black pudding then "
Don't even know what that is :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guinness with a straw
How dare you do that to a fine drink
White teeth don't grow on trees ya know...
Does a straw really stop teeth staining
Been drinking all fizzy and dark drinks except for wine and coffee for over 12 years. My teeth are still white (never used any whitening) and cavity free. So yes, it does work
That's mental although some dentists may refute that and say you're just lucky "
When you drink with a straw - whatever drink you're drinking bypasses teeth - don't see why it wouldn't work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guinness with a straw
How dare you do that to a fine drink
White teeth don't grow on trees ya know...
I guess you have never had a clonakilty black pudding then
Don't even know what that is :p"
Google does |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have a metal baseball bat called Roger and a wooden one called Lucille.
First port of call Garda station for the few guns they may have than stick up on fuel and food. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guinness with a straw
How dare you do that to a fine drink
Do you use a straw fast?
Not with Guinness I don’t
But when back in my school days a pocket of rice and a straw and you could some damage "
Dont think thats gonna work on the fecking Zombies fast |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a metal baseball bat called Roger and a wooden one called Lucille.
First port of call Garda station for the few guns they may have than stick up on fuel and food. "
Not that you’ve given the zombie apocalypse any thought at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5 grapes 
Now 4 though
3 on a countdown 
Youre a goner
I'm still safe grapes make me a bit gassy... Homer eat your heart out "
All you need is to pair up with someone who's got a lighter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guinness with a straw
How dare you do that to a fine drink
Do you use a straw fast?
Not with Guinness I don’t
But when back in my school days a pocket of rice and a straw and you could some damage
Dont think thats gonna work on the fecking Zombies fast"
Better than firing grapes at them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"5 grapes
Now 4 though
3 on a countdown
Youre a goner
I'm still safe grapes make me a bit gassy... Homer eat your heart out
All you need is to pair up with someone who's got a lighter "
Haha I actually laughed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guinness with a straw
How dare you do that to a fine drink
Do you use a straw fast?
Not with Guinness I don’t
But when back in my school days a pocket of rice and a straw and you could some damage
Dont think thats gonna work on the fecking Zombies fast
Better than firing grapes at them "
I'd have to have some lungs to blow a grape out of a straw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guinness with a straw
How dare you do that to a fine drink
Do you use a straw fast?
Not with Guinness I don’t
But when back in my school days a pocket of rice and a straw and you could some damage
Dont think thats gonna work on the fecking Zombies fast
Better than firing grapes at them
I'd have to have some lungs to blow a grape out of a straw "
Anyone that manages it can pm me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a metal baseball bat called Roger and a wooden one called Lucille.
First port of call Garda station for the few guns they may have than stick up on fuel and food.
The walking dead eh?.  "
Oh any zombie movie going. My son and I have it all worked out lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a metal baseball bat called Roger and a wooden one called Lucille.
First port of call Garda station for the few guns they may have than stick up on fuel and food.
The walking dead eh?.
Oh any zombie movie going. My son and I have it all worked out lol"
Have you read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a metal baseball bat called Roger and a wooden one called Lucille.
First port of call Garda station for the few guns they may have than stick up on fuel and food.
The walking dead eh?.
Oh any zombie movie going. My son and I have it all worked out lol
Have you read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks?"
Nope but I will look it up thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sig Sauer P226
If shit does kicks off can I call over"
If I’m taking in waifs and strays I need some sort of zombie test to make sure I’m not inadvertently letting the wrong one in. What do they do ?.. shine a torch in the eye or summat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sig Sauer P226
If shit does kicks off can I call over
If I’m taking in waifs and strays I need some sort of zombie test to make sure I’m not inadvertently letting the wrong one in. What do they do ?.. shine a torch in the eye or summat?"
What like a verification process ffs........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sig Sauer P226
If shit does kicks off can I call over
If I’m taking in waifs and strays I need some sort of zombie test to make sure I’m not inadvertently letting the wrong one in. What do they do ?.. shine a torch in the eye or summat?
What like a verification process ffs........"
That’s it that’s it, ya can’t come in less ur verified.... brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The zombies are coming. The object nearest to you is your weapon of choice.
What is it?
Mine is a bottle of nail varnish remover "
Fire side poker and I will ride off into the sunset with Daryl. I reckon he would keep you alive lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The zombies are coming. The object nearest to you is your weapon of choice.
What is it?
Mine is a bottle of nail varnish remover
Fire side poker and I will ride off into the sunset with Daryl. I reckon he would keep you alive lol"
In a Zombie attack you want Daryl but in real life he looks like the creepy guy at a group meet noone actually invited who doesnt know about bounderies |
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"The zombies are coming. The object nearest to you is your weapon of choice.
What is it?
Mine is a bottle of nail varnish remover
Fire side poker and I will ride off into the sunset with Daryl. I reckon he would keep you alive lol
In a Zombie attack you want Daryl but in real life he looks like the creepy guy at a group meet noone actually invited who doesnt know about bounderies "
Daryl could invade my boundaries anytime 
Tina  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The zombies are coming. The object nearest to you is your weapon of choice.
What is it?
Mine is a bottle of nail varnish remover
Fire side poker and I will ride off into the sunset with Daryl. I reckon he would keep you alive lol
In a Zombie attack you want Daryl but in real life he looks like the creepy guy at a group meet noone actually invited who doesnt know about bounderies "
He was actually a Prada model in the 90's so I'd say a lot would head off into the sunset with him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The zombies are coming. The object nearest to you is your weapon of choice.
What is it?
Mine is a bottle of nail varnish remover "
A large axe and a selection of swords - think i might be ok |
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Oddly, as I read this, my LoveHoney mini wand, nailfile, hand cream, tweezers, hand mirror, deodorant and a pack of triple A batteries are all lined up right beside me on my nightstand (lazy Monday morning off lol). There are also wipes, but they are a bit further away... I reckon I could do a lot of damage with any of those items |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sig Sauer P226 unloaded and hopefully it's in your gun safe. And your bullet's in another.
Unless you're police.or cleaning."
Next to my G3, drum magazine, laser sights and AP rounds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nerf Gun !
Shiver me timbers
Nerf will not stop the undead
Don't underestimate those new nerf teminator ones K,almost lost a boob last week !!"
A boob is one thing! The rotting cranium of the dead is another  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nerf Gun !
Shiver me timbers
Nerf will not stop the undead "
Of course it will stop them
You just need to know how to properly use it. That's all Mr Kaizer
Be prepared, start the training asap  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nerf Gun !
Shiver me timbers
Nerf will not stop the undead
Of course it will stop them
You just need to know how to properly use it. That's all Mr Kaizer
Be prepared, start the training asap "
Kaizer shall stick to his double headed axe. Ye ladies can have all the nerf bullets in the world |
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