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By *atr247Man
over a year ago
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Measure the curtains first
Get correct height for length you want curtains to hang.
mark with pencil where the holes go
Make sure both sides are level (measure off ceiling to double check)
Drill and screw and your done
- if your looking for a hand give me a bell lol |
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts "
If the windows are alarmed i’m not surprised. I wouldnt like the OP coming at me with a screwgun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right ive decided im Tackling my own DIY .. . I neber did anything btw. So hanging a curtain pole ...advise please "
You frightend the life out of me.. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure what do you want to hang curtains for ????
How are we going to see you ? And what you get up to perv lol"
You weren’t complaining sitting beside me the last night when we were watching them ....were you ?? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts "
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab? |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Sure what do you want to hang curtains for ????
How are we going to see you ? And what you get up to perv lol
You weren’t complaining sitting beside me the last night when we were watching them ....were you ?? "
Push over the 2 of ye. I want a gawk in the window ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?"
Then hang insulated curtains ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure what do you want to hang curtains for ????
How are we going to see you ? And what you get up to perv lol
You weren’t complaining sitting beside me the last night when we were watching them ....were D" that was dogging not home improvement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure what do you want to hang curtains for ????
How are we going to see you ? And what you get up to perv lol
You weren’t complaining sitting beside me the last night when we were watching them ....were you ??
Push over the 2 of ye. I want a gawk in the window "
Bring more popcorn |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Sure what do you want to hang curtains for ????
How are we going to see you ? And what you get up to perv lol
You weren’t complaining sitting beside me the last night when we were watching them ....were you ??
Push over the 2 of ye. I want a gawk in the window
Bring more popcorn "
I have some popcorn in my toolbag and more screws ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Measure the curtains first
Get correct height for length you want curtains to hang.
mark with pencil where the holes go
Make sure both sides are level (measure off ceiling to double check)
Drill and screw and your done
- if your looking for a hand give me a bell lol"
Ill do it myself but thank you for your help ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right ive decided im Tackling my own DIY .. . I neber did anything btw. So hanging a curtain pole ...advise please
Ring your dad???
I probably will ....im painting btw "
Need a hand? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right ive decided im Tackling my own DIY .. . I neber did anything btw. So hanging a curtain pole ...advise please
Ring your dad???
I probably will ....im painting btw " fair play your some woman |
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
If the windows are alarmed i’m not surprised. I wouldnt like the OP coming at me with a screwgun."
Yes you would Mr Average ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Id say go with blinds
Go easy - wait til she gets the curtains up first..!!
Joe I'd say this thread is a perfect example of a number 1 on your list
I dont think she had much choice on this occastion...."
I suppose not. But we're trying to save the day and started painting instead.
Tune in next week when we will be putting up skyhooks. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right ive decided im Tackling my own DIY .. . I neber did anything btw. So hanging a curtain pole ...advise please
Ring your dad???
I probably will ....im painting btw "
You're SUCH a copy cat. Although i have Moore touched a paint brush today than I have driven a speed boat.so have at it! At least one of us is doing some!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?"
That's what I meant when I said dry lined, I have 50mm insulated slab on all exterior walls. Had to use dry wall fiixings, they are the metal worm you screw into the slab 1st and then a screw goes into in. Use the metal 1's not the plastic and you have to be careful not to over screw them or you will just ring the plasterboard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id say go with blinds
Go easy - wait til she gets the curtains up first..!!
Joe I'd say this thread is a perfect example of a number 1 on your list
I dont think she had much choice on this occastion....
I suppose not. But we're trying to save the day and started painting instead.
Tune in next week when we will be putting up skyhooks. "
With a skirting ladder ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Right ive decided im Tackling my own DIY .. . I neber did anything btw. So hanging a curtain pole ...advise please
Ring your dad???
I probably will ....im painting btw "
Bad idea right there: you paint the curtain pole AFTER you put it up, not before. Your hands are gonna get destroyed now trying to hold that thing up in place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just take the drill to the wall put it on hammer action and off you go!
And you could end up in the garden
Sure the curtains will cover the hole eventually. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id say go with blinds
Go easy - wait til she gets the curtains up first..!!
Joe I'd say this thread is a perfect example of a number 1 on your list
I dont think she had much choice on this occastion....
I suppose not. But we're trying to save the day and started painting instead.
Tune in next week when we will be putting up skyhooks. "
Can I borrow a skirting ladder and a bubble for a level if you have one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?
Then hang insulated curtains "
Are the curtains fire rated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honestly girl. Ring your dad.
Lol ....i think your right ...lots of puns but feck all sense
How surprising. FUCKING men. "
Ahaaa now. Someone had to start using bad language ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?
That's what I meant when I said dry lined, I have 50mm insulated slab on all exterior walls. Had to use dry wall fiixings, they are the metal worm you screw into the slab 1st and then a screw goes into in. Use the metal 1's not the plastic and you have to be careful not to over screw them or you will just ring the plasterboard"
There are actually plastic ones for plasterboard specifically that work fabulously, only used them the other day, way better than the metal ones. ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?
Then hang insulated curtains
Are the curtains fire rated "
Has she done a risk assessment Lim?? |
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"Honestly girl. Ring your dad.
Lol ....i think your right ...lots of puns but feck all sense
How surprising. FUCKING men.
Ahaaa now. Someone had to start using bad language "
Come on now; its a construction site in there, sure its all bad language..!!
By the way rover, did you remember to get the cones to cordon the place off..? |
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?
That's what I meant when I said dry lined, I have 50mm insulated slab on all exterior walls. Had to use dry wall fiixings, they are the metal worm you screw into the slab 1st and then a screw goes into in. Use the metal 1's not the plastic and you have to be careful not to over screw them or you will just ring the plasterboard
There are actually plastic ones for plasterboard specifically that work fabulously, only used them the other day, way better than the metal ones. "
Dh i might look for your help when im doing it ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Id say go with blinds
Go easy - wait til she gets the curtains up first..!!
Joe I'd say this thread is a perfect example of a number 1 on your list
I dont think she had much choice on this occastion....
I suppose not. But we're trying to save the day and started painting instead.
Tune in next week when we will be putting up skyhooks.
With a skirting ladder "
Bring the glass hammer |
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"Id say go with blinds
Go easy - wait til she gets the curtains up first..!!
Joe I'd say this thread is a perfect example of a number 1 on your list
I dont think she had much choice on this occastion....
I suppose not. But we're trying to save the day and started painting instead.
Tune in next week when we will be putting up skyhooks.
With a skirting ladder
Bring the glass hammer "
Guys im very self sufficient...ill hang this pole...ill curse while i do it but I'll get it done ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Id say go with blinds
Go easy - wait til she gets the curtains up first..!!
Joe I'd say this thread is a perfect example of a number 1 on your list
I dont think she had much choice on this occastion....
I suppose not. But we're trying to save the day and started painting instead.
Tune in next week when we will be putting up skyhooks.
With a skirting ladder
Bring the glass hammer and don't forget the glass nails
Guys im very self sufficient...ill hang this pole...ill curse while i do it but I'll get it done "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well apparently you've done without one until now, so why bother?
I believe in low-maintenance.
Ive just bought beautiful curtains. I'll get it up " go girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys im very self sufficient...ill hang this pole...ill curse while i do it but I'll get it done "
Opportunity for a new photo, body pic and the pole erected ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well apparently you've done without one until now, so why bother?
I believe in low-maintenance.
Ive just bought beautiful curtains. I'll get it up "
Silly girl, see all the trouble you've caused yourself? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?
That's what I meant when I said dry lined, I have 50mm insulated slab on all exterior walls. Had to use dry wall fiixings, they are the metal worm you screw into the slab 1st and then a screw goes into in. Use the metal 1's not the plastic and you have to be careful not to over screw them or you will just ring the plasterboard
There are actually plastic ones for plasterboard specifically that work fabulously, only used them the other day, way better than the metal ones.
Dh i might look for your help when im doing it "
Oh I know built a house in the country with the dreaded insulated slab, toggle bolts I believe your referring to, great job but you've only one chance to get it right especially hanging curtain poles.. Feckin hate curtain poles ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!! "
Thank God Google or Youtube don't have information on this kinda stuff. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to help Joe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!! "
But it's also sad , rover still has nobody to hang her curtain pole ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!!
But it's also sad , rover still has nobody to hang her curtain pole "
Yes, but some genuinely comic genius displayed on this thread from so many people. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Well apparently you've done without one until now, so why bother?
I believe in low-maintenance.
Ive just bought beautiful curtains. I'll get it up
Silly girl, see all the trouble you've caused yourself? "
Ohhh it'll be worth it ...power drill pic ?? |
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"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!! "
Its been along time since ive laughed like this at a forum thread . . Not one if you lads are getting near my pole btw ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"Well apparently you've done without one until now, so why bother?
I believe in low-maintenance.
Ive just bought beautiful curtains. I'll get it up
Silly girl, see all the trouble you've caused yourself?
Ohhh it'll be worth it ...power drill pic ?? "
Jesus don't fall off the ladder while you're trying to take it |
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"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!!
Thank God Google or Youtube don't have information on this kinda stuff. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to help Joe."
Im you tubing this one ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!!
But it's also sad , rover still has nobody to hang her curtain pole "
Im hanging it jack .... self sufficient lady here ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!!
Thank God Google or Youtube don't have information on this kinda stuff. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to help Joe.
Im you tubing this one "
Once you fuck that guy on the second date I'm sure he'll be more than happy to do it for you - and you'll still have your morals intact![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"Well apparently you've done without one until now, so why bother?
I believe in low-maintenance.
Ive just bought beautiful curtains. I'll get it up
Silly girl, see all the trouble you've caused yourself?
Ohhh it'll be worth it ...power drill pic ??
Jesus don't fall off the ladder while you're trying to take it"
Timers Casey ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!!
Thank God Google or Youtube don't have information on this kinda stuff. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to help Joe.
Im you tubing this one
Once you fuck that guy on the second date I'm sure he'll be more than happy to do it for you - and you'll still have your morals intact "
I lost my morals a long time ago ...pmsl |
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"Well apparently you've done without one until now, so why bother?
I believe in low-maintenance.
Ive just bought beautiful curtains. I'll get it up
Silly girl, see all the trouble you've caused yourself?
Ohhh it'll be worth it ...power drill pic ??
Jesus don't fall off the ladder while you're trying to take it"
We’re way past ladder now; theres scaffolding just been delivered to her house ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!!
Thank God Google or Youtube don't have information on this kinda stuff. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to help Joe.
Im you tubing this one
Once you fuck that guy on the second date I'm sure he'll be more than happy to do it for you - and you'll still have your morals intact
I lost my morals a long time ago ...pmsl "
Then what are you waiting for, text him to come over right now, open the door in your finest lingerie and hand him that drill. |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Well apparently you've done without one until now, so why bother?
I believe in low-maintenance.
Ive just bought beautiful curtains. I'll get it up
Silly girl, see all the trouble you've caused yourself?
Ohhh it'll be worth it ...power drill pic ??
Jesus don't fall off the ladder while you're trying to take it
We’re way past ladder now; theres scaffolding just been delivered to her house "
He might get to hold the ladder on the second date ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!!
Thank God Google or Youtube don't have information on this kinda stuff. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to help Joe.
Im you tubing this one
Once you fuck that guy on the second date I'm sure he'll be more than happy to do it for you - and you'll still have your morals intact
I lost my morals a long time ago ...pmsl
Then what are you waiting for, text him to come over right now, open the door in your finest lingerie and hand him that drill. "
Feck lingerie .... open that doir naked to my sexy date ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!!
Thank God Google or Youtube don't have information on this kinda stuff. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to help Joe.
Im you tubing this one
Once you fuck that guy on the second date I'm sure he'll be more than happy to do it for you - and you'll still have your morals intact
I lost my morals a long time ago ...pmsl
Then what are you waiting for, text him to come over right now, open the door in your finest lingerie and hand him that drill. "
...and brace yourself if you havent explained theres a curtain pole to put up..! ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!!
Thank God Google or Youtube don't have information on this kinda stuff. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to help Joe.
Im you tubing this one
Once you fuck that guy on the second date I'm sure he'll be more than happy to do it for you - and you'll still have your morals intact
I lost my morals a long time ago ...pmsl
Then what are you waiting for, text him to come over right now, open the door in your finest lingerie and hand him that drill.
...and brace yourself if you havent explained theres a curtain pole to put up..! "
Ill pull back so ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?
That's what I meant when I said dry lined, I have 50mm insulated slab on all exterior walls. Had to use dry wall fiixings, they are the metal worm you screw into the slab 1st and then a screw goes into in. Use the metal 1's not the plastic and you have to be careful not to over screw them or you will just ring the plasterboard
There are actually plastic ones for plasterboard specifically that work fabulously, only used them the other day, way better than the metal ones.
Dh i might look for your help when im doing it "
You can do it Rover, I've no doubts, it's just a question of perseverance. The more you do the easier it gets and it starts being quite rewarding. Installed a whole shower in January plumbing bits and everything. Works like a treat. ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?
That's what I meant when I said dry lined, I have 50mm insulated slab on all exterior walls. Had to use dry wall fiixings, they are the metal worm you screw into the slab 1st and then a screw goes into in. Use the metal 1's not the plastic and you have to be careful not to over screw them or you will just ring the plasterboard
There are actually plastic ones for plasterboard specifically that work fabulously, only used them the other day, way better than the metal ones.
Dh i might look for your help when im doing it
You can do it Rover, I've no doubts, it's just a question of perseverance. The more you do the easier it gets and it starts being quite rewarding. Installed a whole shower in January plumbing bits and everything. Works like a treat. "
Hanging a bucket from a tree with holes in it doesnt qualify u as a plumber ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feck sake just get a man
Somethings even women cant do
CJ bend over till ì spank you with the pole "
Don’t fall for it CJ she has no intention of spanking you !!!!!! |
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?
That's what I meant when I said dry lined, I have 50mm insulated slab on all exterior walls. Had to use dry wall fiixings, they are the metal worm you screw into the slab 1st and then a screw goes into in. Use the metal 1's not the plastic and you have to be careful not to over screw them or you will just ring the plasterboard
There are actually plastic ones for plasterboard specifically that work fabulously, only used them the other day, way better than the metal ones.
Dh i might look for your help when im doing it
You can do it Rover, I've no doubts, it's just a question of perseverance. The more you do the easier it gets and it starts being quite rewarding. Installed a whole shower in January plumbing bits and everything. Works like a treat. "
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Feck sake just get a man
Somethings even women cant do
CJ bend over till ì spank you with the pole
Don’t fall for it CJ she has no intention of spanking you !!!!!!"
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"Half time report on this thread:
This is the funniest one for a long long time; i’m literally crying here i’m laughing so hard..!!
Its been along time since ive laughed like this at a forum thread . . Not one if you lads are getting near my pole btw "
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?
That's what I meant when I said dry lined, I have 50mm insulated slab on all exterior walls. Had to use dry wall fiixings, they are the metal worm you screw into the slab 1st and then a screw goes into in. Use the metal 1's not the plastic and you have to be careful not to over screw them or you will just ring the plasterboard
There are actually plastic ones for plasterboard specifically that work fabulously, only used them the other day, way better than the metal ones.
Dh i might look for your help when im doing it
You can do it Rover, I've no doubts, it's just a question of perseverance. The more you do the easier it gets and it starts being quite rewarding. Installed a whole shower in January plumbing bits and everything. Works like a treat.
Hanging a bucket from a tree with holes in it doesnt qualify u as a plumber "
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"Feck sake just get a man
Somethings even women cant do
CJ bend over till ì spank you with the pole
Don’t fall for it CJ she has no intention of spanking you !!!!!!
Sheet of gavalinise fashioned into a pair of jocks fast will sort that "
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?
That's what I meant when I said dry lined, I have 50mm insulated slab on all exterior walls. Had to use dry wall fiixings, they are the metal worm you screw into the slab 1st and then a screw goes into in. Use the metal 1's not the plastic and you have to be careful not to over screw them or you will just ring the plasterboard
There are actually plastic ones for plasterboard specifically that work fabulously, only used them the other day, way better than the metal ones.
Dh i might look for your help when im doing it
You can do it Rover, I've no doubts, it's just a question of perseverance. The more you do the easier it gets and it starts being quite rewarding. Installed a whole shower in January plumbing bits and everything. Works like a treat.
Im feeling very empowered here ...ill do this "
Never hesitate to ask your local hardware shop guy for tips, mine is brilliant and looks like Phil Collins ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Concrete wall or dry lined? If your windows are alarmed don't screw/drill directly above where the cables come out to the contacts
What if you have a 35mm interior insulated slab?
That's what I meant when I said dry lined, I have 50mm insulated slab on all exterior walls. Had to use dry wall fiixings, they are the metal worm you screw into the slab 1st and then a screw goes into in. Use the metal 1's not the plastic and you have to be careful not to over screw them or you will just ring the plasterboard
There are actually plastic ones for plasterboard specifically that work fabulously, only used them the other day, way better than the metal ones.
Dh i might look for your help when im doing it
You can do it Rover, I've no doubts, it's just a question of perseverance. The more you do the easier it gets and it starts being quite rewarding. Installed a whole shower in January plumbing bits and everything. Works like a treat.
Im feeling very empowered here ...ill do this
Never hesitate to ask your local hardware shop guy for tips, mine is brilliant and looks like Phil Collins "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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whole new meaning to"getting up the pole"
there are great DIY assist videos on YouTube
the guys are just jealous of your DIY skill...all they can turn their hand to is "choking the chicken"
put the curtain pole up when the painting is finished.
measure twice, drill once
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that pole up?
Is it a wooden one with the knob bits at the end?
Mines up
Hmm, that gets me thinking, maybe I should start a knob Friday pic thread. "
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over a year ago
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"Is that pole up?
Is it a wooden one with the knob bits at the end?
Mines up
Hmm, that gets me thinking, maybe I should start a knob Friday pic thread.
Loving that pic "
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over a year ago
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"Is that pole up?
Is it a wooden one with the knob bits at the end?
Mines up
Hmm, that gets me thinking, maybe I should start a knob Friday pic thread.
Loving that pic
Ah your just sucking up so you can be part of knob pic friday"
Lol only thing I'd like to be sucking on a Friday is.... ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that pole up?
Is it a wooden one with the knob bits at the end?
Mines up
Hmm, that gets me thinking, maybe I should start a knob Friday pic thread. "
Is that all you think of me ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that pole up?
Is it a wooden one with the knob bits at the end?
Mines up
Hmm, that gets me thinking, maybe I should start a knob Friday pic thread.
Loving that pic
Ah your just sucking up so you can be part of knob pic friday
Lol only thing I'd like to be sucking on a Friday is.... "
Where the feck am I going to find a halo at this stage |
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"Is that pole up?
Is it a wooden one with the knob bits at the end?
Mines up
Hmm, that gets me thinking, maybe I should start a knob Friday pic thread. "
I cant support this ...unless it includes sky remotes ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Is that pole up?
Is it a wooden one with the knob bits at the end?
Mines up
Hmm, that gets me thinking, maybe I should start a knob Friday pic thread.
Is that all you think of me ?
Don’t answer that "
You don't even have a cock pic, soooo disappointing... ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that pole up?
Is it a wooden one with the knob bits at the end?
Mines up
Hmm, that gets me thinking, maybe I should start a knob Friday pic thread.
Is that all you think of me ?
Don’t answer that
You don't even have a cock pic, soooo disappointing... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that pole up?
Is it a wooden one with the knob bits at the end?
Mines up
Hmm, that gets me thinking, maybe I should start a knob Friday pic thread.
Loving that pic
Ah your just sucking up so you can be part of knob pic friday
Lol only thing I'd like to be sucking on a Friday is....
Where the feck am I going to find a halo at this stage"
You could use the one from last time,I still have it ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that pole up?
Is it a wooden one with the knob bits at the end?
Mines up
Hmm, that gets me thinking, maybe I should start a knob Friday pic thread.
Loving that pic
Ah your just sucking up so you can be part of knob pic friday
Lol only thing I'd like to be sucking on a Friday is....
Where the feck am I going to find a halo at this stage
You could use the one from last time,I still have it "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Box of 6” nails and a big hammer
Nails will never work. Its a big screw that's needed
Ha. It all depends on the hammer !!!"
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"Box of 6” nails and a big hammer
Nails will never work. Its a big screw that's needed
Ha. It all depends on the hammer !!!
Well u don't need a hammer with a screw, just a big screwdriver "
Ok hand me the big screws then ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Box of 6” nails and a big hammer
Nails will never work. Its a big screw that's needed
Ha. It all depends on the hammer !!!
Well u don't need a hammer with a screw, just a big screwdriver
Ok hand me the big screws then ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) "
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over a year ago
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"Box of 6” nails and a big hammer
Nails will never work. Its a big screw that's needed
Ha. It all depends on the hammer !!!
Well u don't need a hammer with a screw, just a big screwdriver
Ok hand me the big screws then ![](/icons/thumb_up.png)
Do you have a fab combi drill and impact driver? "
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Box of 6” nails and a big hammer
Nails will never work. Its a big screw that's needed
Ha. It all depends on the hammer !!!
Well u don't need a hammer with a screw, just a big screwdriver
Ok hand me the big screws then ![](/icons/thumb_up.png)
Do you have a fab combi drill and impact driver?
What I have will get the job done don’t worry "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Box of 6” nails and a big hammer
Nails will never work. Its a big screw that's needed
Ha. It all depends on the hammer !!!
Well u don't need a hammer with a screw, just a big screwdriver
Ok hand me the big screws then ![](/icons/thumb_up.png)
Do you have a fab combi drill and impact driver?
What I have will get the job done don’t worry
It's the battery standing power that often let's me down..."
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Box of 6” nails and a big hammer
Nails will never work. Its a big screw that's needed
Ha. It all depends on the hammer !!!
Well u don't need a hammer with a screw, just a big screwdriver
Ok hand me the big screws then ![](/icons/thumb_up.png)
Do you have a fab combi drill and impact driver?
What I have will get the job done don’t worry
It's the battery standing power that often let's me down...
Duracelllllllllllll all day long "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Box of 6” nails and a big hammer
Nails will never work. Its a big screw that's needed
Ha. It all depends on the hammer !!!
Well u don't need a hammer with a screw, just a big screwdriver
Ok hand me the big screws then ![](/icons/thumb_up.png)
Do you have a fab combi drill and impact driver?
What I have will get the job done don’t worry
It's the battery standing power that often let's me down..."
Litium ion battery powered right here baby ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right ive decided im Tackling my own DIY .. . I neber did anything btw. So hanging a curtain pole ...advise please "
Search 'curtain pole' in the forum for a hilarious thread on this topic by GrannyCrumpet ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Right ive decided im Tackling my own DIY .. . I neber did anything btw. So hanging a curtain pole ...advise please
Search 'curtain pole' in the forum for a hilarious thread on this topic by GrannyCrumpet "
Well would you look what popped up ...fab forum where all topics are covered ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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