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By *haz0101 OP   Man  over a year ago

london

What is wrong with some people?? Just got a message off a lad saying "my mum likes gas players" . What goes through people's heads!!

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By *haz0101 OP   Man  over a year ago

london

GAA* wouldn't be surprised if was gas either!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple  over a year ago

ireland

Was just gonna ask what's a gas player

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's your favourite type of orange

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By *ilbearniMan  over a year ago

peninsula

was wondering what a gas player was

got a message today said....50????LOL, then said I had to be over 60 as i had some silver in hair...weird and rude, lol indeed

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By *haz0101 OP   Man  over a year ago

london

Some really oddballs here though to be fair you wonder how they get on in their daily lives

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By *osyMan  over a year ago

athlone

Got one saying please leave your used jocks in the nearest shop and IL pick them up on the way through.

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By *hesexaddictMan  over a year ago

Dublin 24


"Some really oddballs here though to be fair you wonder how they get on in their daily lives "

Imagine having them as friend great conversation over a pint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im sure loads of peoples mums like Gaa players...

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By *orguyMan  over a year ago

Tuam


"Got one saying please leave your used jocks in the nearest shop and IL pick them up on the way through."

Do they wash them and drop them back?

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By *hesexaddictMan  over a year ago

Dublin 24


"Got one saying please leave your used jocks in the nearest shop and IL pick them up on the way through."

Just drop them to your local Spar, tell them some weirdo will come to get them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got one saying please leave your used jocks in the nearest shop and IL pick them up on the way through.

Just drop them to your local Spar, tell them some weirdo will come to get them "

Some dude wanted me to post him my used condoms !!!

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By *osyMan  over a year ago

athlone


"Got one saying please leave your used jocks in the nearest shop and IL pick them up on the way through.

Do they wash them and drop them back?"

The more stained the better he say

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By *haz0101 OP   Man  over a year ago

london


"Got one saying please leave your used jocks in the nearest shop and IL pick them up on the way through.

Just drop them to your local Spar, tell them some weirdo will come to get them

Some dude wanted me to post him my used condoms !!! "

Think you just won this post

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Some dude wanted me to post him my used condoms !!! "

Would that just be a standard envelope do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Last time I posted a thread like this I got a 48hour forum ban for breaking forum rules ju at to let you know but I got a message of a guy saying he wanted to ride me bareback to he could get me pregnant cause he love having sex with risk of getting ladies pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Some dude wanted me to post him my used condoms !!!

Would that just be a standard envelope do you think? "

Poor chap prob had a serious protein deficiency

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By *verage Joe BlackMan  over a year ago

Border Area


"

Some dude wanted me to post him my used condoms !!!

Would that just be a standard envelope do you think? "

Special delivery. Just like what was in the condom in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Some dude wanted me to post him my used condoms !!!

Would that just be a standard envelope do you think? "

I'd say you'd need a jizzy bag , lol

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By *verage Joe BlackMan  over a year ago

Border Area


"Last time I posted a thread like this I got a 48hour forum ban for breaking forum rules ju at to let you know but I got a message of a guy saying he wanted to ride me bareback to he could get me pregnant cause he love having sex with risk of getting ladies pregnant "

Couldnt have been the same guy who wanted the used condoms then, so at least we’ve narrowed it down...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Last time I posted a thread like this I got a 48hour forum ban for breaking forum rules ju at to let you know but I got a message of a guy saying he wanted to ride me bareback to he could get me pregnant cause he love having sex with risk of getting ladies pregnant "

Aaw , romantic or wha' ?? lol

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By *haz0101 OP   Man  over a year ago

london


"Last time I posted a thread like this I got a 48hour forum ban for breaking forum rules ju at to let you know but I got a message of a guy saying he wanted to ride me bareback to he could get me pregnant cause he love having sex with risk of getting ladies pregnant "

Must be working for him if he's sending those messages haha if you don't hear anything from me you'll know why!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im sure loads of peoples mums like Gaa players..."

Especially the ones from the dublin gaa team

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im sure loads of peoples mums like Gaa players...

Especially the ones from the dublin gaa team "

Ffs Mum I told ya stop commenting in the same threads as me

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By *verage Joe BlackMan  over a year ago

Border Area


"Im sure loads of peoples mums like Gaa players...

Especially the ones from the dublin gaa team

Ffs Mum I told ya stop commenting in the same threads as me"

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman  over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"

Some dude wanted me to post him my used condoms !!!

Would that just be a standard envelope do you think? "

I'd say the bubble wrap ones would be best.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im sure loads of peoples mums like Gaa players...

Especially the ones from the dublin gaa team

Ffs Mum I told ya stop commenting in the same threads as me

"

And ive told u to stop wanking over my dublin gaa team posters

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman  over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I love gas people. Love a good laugh.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan  over a year ago

Border Area


"Im sure loads of peoples mums like Gaa players...

Especially the ones from the dublin gaa team

Ffs Mum I told ya stop commenting in the same threads as me

And ive told u to stop wanking over my dublin gaa team posters "

Ouch! What a comeback from mom..!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im sure loads of peoples mums like Gaa players...

Especially the ones from the dublin gaa team

Ffs Mum I told ya stop commenting in the same threads as me

And ive told u to stop wanking over my dublin gaa team posters "

I mean Jonny Cooper C'mon I'm only human

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im sure loads of peoples mums like Gaa players...

Especially the ones from the dublin gaa team

Ffs Mum I told ya stop commenting in the same threads as me

And ive told u to stop wanking over my dublin gaa team posters

Ouch! What a comeback from mom..!! "

Never underestimate a mam

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Hey there. Want to cook me a Portuguese breakfast”?

Ahhh no thanks, freak!!

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman  over a year ago

South Dub

Can I fuck your shit pipe yup he actually said that

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By *eanbelfastMan  over a year ago

Belfast

A guy messaged and asked to come to my house and watch me being a man. Didn’t want to do anything other than watch me lol

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By *nowy007Woman  over a year ago

Near Enough


"Can I fuck your shit pipe yup he actually said that "

I got something similar. I believe his words were "I want to ram my cock up your shitter". Classy guy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A guy messaged and asked to come to my house and watch me being a man. Didn’t want to do anything other than watch me lol"

Love it

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By *eanbelfastMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"A guy messaged and asked to come to my house and watch me being a man. Didn’t want to do anything other than watch me lol

Love it "

I reply and say I was straight but that seemed to encourage him even more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A guy messaged and asked to come to my house and watch me being a man. Didn’t want to do anything other than watch me lol

Love it

I reply and say I was straight but that seemed to encourage him even more"

Maybe he just wanted to see what manly men do on a daily basis? Lol

Some guys be growing up with a single mum and a bunch of sisters and don't have a clue.. (trying to think of a plausible scenario)

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By *eanbelfastMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"A guy messaged and asked to come to my house and watch me being a man. Didn’t want to do anything other than watch me lol

Love it

I reply and say I was straight but that seemed to encourage him even more

Maybe he just wanted to see what manly men do on a daily basis? Lol

Some guys be growing up with a single mum and a bunch of sisters and don't have a clue.. (trying to think of a plausible scenario)"

Lol I did trying think of plausible but his messages continued and it was obvious that was t the.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Last time I posted a thread like this I got a 48hour forum ban for breaking forum rules ju at to let you know but I got a message of a guy saying he wanted to ride me bareback to he could get me pregnant cause he love having sex with risk of getting ladies pregnant "

Omg there's sooooooooooooo many breeders on this site it's nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got a message the other day from a guy saying ‘I’ve done all my homework Mum can I go play football now please?’

:/

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I got a message the other day from a guy saying ‘I’ve done all my homework Mum can I go play football now please?’

:/ "

Did you let him out?

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I got asked to meet a girl on the choo choo this morning so she could give me a BJ.

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By *orguyMan  over a year ago

Tuam


"I got asked to meet a girl on the choo choo this morning so she could give me a BJ.

"

Did it cum on time??

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"I got asked to meet a girl on the choo choo this morning so she could give me a BJ.

Did it cum on time?? "

My time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I fuck your shit pipe yup he actually said that

I got something similar. I believe his words were "I want to ram my cock up your shitter". Classy guy."

No class at all . I woul've referred to it as the "Gary Glitter" , but I have class !

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By *opper007Man  over a year ago

Limerick


"Can I fuck your shit pipe yup he actually said that "

Hahahahahaha I'm actually roaring at that one.....

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By *ustin-SiderMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"A guy messaged and asked to come to my house and watch me being a man. Didn’t want to do anything other than watch me lol"

Probably same guy that offered me money to do the same. Said he just wanted to watch me doing "blokey" things about the house like showering and shaving or sitting in my boxers watching TV. Also offered me money for a pair of my boxers. Some people are just plain weird.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Can I take a cast of your chest?"

(was convinced I might go down in history for that one)

"You remind me of my overweight sister I used to get hard playing wrestling with..."

(total charmer, right?!)

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By *opper007Man  over a year ago

Limerick


""Can I take a cast of your chest?"

(was convinced I might go down in history for that one)

"You remind me of my overweight sister I used to get hard playing wrestling with..."

(total charmer, right?!)

"

Brilliant)))))....

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By *unnyfookMan  over a year ago

Naas


"What is wrong with some people?? Just got a message off a lad saying "my mum likes gas players" . What goes through people's heads!! "

prob gaa. but the fact hecsaid his mum.... lmao

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple  over a year ago

Nearby


"Got one saying please leave your used jocks in the nearest shop and IL pick them up on the way through.

Just drop them to your local Spar, tell them some weirdo will come to get them "

Well they do say you find all you need under the tree

Tina

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By *evil_u_knowMan  over a year ago

city

I love a gas girl.

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