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over a year ago
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"When u expect a lady will rely with a sexy perv story to this thread and you expe ct ladies to reply to you because you have your kik name up? Seriously dude why be fucking rude"
Why is him having his kik name up rude? Apologies if I missed something |
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"When u continualy smell ur fingers after last nights meet  the smell of a dirty pussy.
Thats the animal shelter  "
it's between some women's legs also. Hard to be critical though as could be a medical issue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When u continualy smell ur fingers after last nights meet the smell of a dirty pussy.
Thats the animal shelter it's between some women's legs also. Hard to be critical though as could be a medical issue."
Seriously if they are smelly down there,that ain't a good Sign.
If it is really strong.Than it's a infection and needs treatment ASAP. Bacteria vaginious is easily treatable. But any else.Get yourself checked out. |
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"When u expect a lady will rely with a sexy perv story to this thread and you expe ct ladies to reply to you because you have your kik name up? Seriously dude why be fucking rude
Why is him having his kik name up rude? Apologies if I missed something"
no i missed something. Apologies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When u continualy smell ur fingers after last nights meet the smell of a dirty pussy.
Thats the animal shelter it's between some women's legs also. Hard to be critical though as could be a medical issue.
Seriously if they are smelly down there,that ain't a good Sign.
If it is really strong.Than it's a infection and needs treatment ASAP. Bacteria vaginious is easily treatable. But any else.Get yourself checked out. "
Plus over washing down there really messes up the natural Ph of the vagina. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your anally fisting a guy while your better half is gaming downstairs "
I think the important queestion here is what is the better haldlf playing? I should be on the you know your not pervy enough for that when thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is true. Doctors say that a healthy lady garden shouldnt actually smell lovely.
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Ye cause a rose brush with thorns is Welcoming lol.
I wasn't saying not to wash down there,just using over powering products is more harmful than good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your anally fisting a guy while your better half is gaming downstairs
I think the important queestion here is what is the better haldlf playing? I should be on the you know your not pervy enough for that when thread"
Has to be fifa |
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"This is true. Doctors say that a healthy lady garden shouldnt actually smell lovely.
Ye cause a rose brush with thorns is Welcoming lol.
I wasn't saying not to wash down there,just using over powering products is more harmful than good. "
yea and to douche is supposedly dangerous too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is true. Doctors say that a healthy lady garden shouldnt actually smell lovely.
Ye cause a rose brush with thorns is Welcoming lol.
I wasn't saying not to wash down there,just using over powering products is more harmful than good. yea and to douche is supposedly dangerous too"
Bleach and a steelbrush? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your anally fisting a guy while your better half is gaming downstairs
I think the important queestion here is what is the better haldlf playing? I should be on the you know your not pervy enough for that when thread
Has to be fifa "
Ah thats more or a light bindage meet... anal fisting maybe battlefield? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is true. Doctors say that a healthy lady garden shouldnt actually smell lovely.
Ye cause a rose brush with thorns is Welcoming lol.
I wasn't saying not to wash down there,just using over powering products is more harmful than good. yea and to douche is supposedly dangerous too
Bleach and a steelbrush?"
Lol
Well I understand that guys are not aware of what the vagina can do,other then aid in pushing out a baby and be a cock holder. Hence the whole Sarcastic tones about smell down there.
But any woman who is not aware of the changes in her vaginal area and what is normal discharge is worryingly.
And after sex you should not get a strong smell down there.
Bleeding after sex is not good in some cases. Your discharge shouldn't look like cottage cheese, it shouldn't be green or yellow,it shouldn't have a fishy smell these are tale tell signs that all is not well in your vagina. Yes meds do interfere,but not to that extent.
In the end Happy Healthy Sexy Swinging life. Mind yourself 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been perving out the builder that is working on the new office upstairs. Ding dong wouldn't mind a fixture
Sorry for putting a damper on the Smell of your last meet,comment.
Just had to say that bit of info.
After all that is what it is for. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your anally fisting a guy while your better half is gaming downstairs
I think the important queestion here is what is the better haldlf playing? I should be on the you know your not pervy enough for that when thread
Has to be fifa
Ah thats more or a light bindage meet... anal fisting maybe battlefield?"
no fifa and battlefield are boring as fuck. like a game with actual substance |
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"This is true. Doctors say that a healthy lady garden shouldnt actually smell lovely.
Ye cause a rose brush with thorns is Welcoming lol.
I wasn't saying not to wash down there,just using over powering products is more harmful than good. yea and to douche is supposedly dangerous too
Bleach and a steelbrush?
Lol
Well I understand that guys are not aware of what the vagina can do,other then aid in pushing out a baby and be a cock holder. Hence the whole Sarcastic tones about smell down there.
But any woman who is not aware of the changes in her vaginal area and what is normal discharge is worryingly.
And after sex you should not get a strong smell down there.
Bleeding after sex is not good in some cases. Your discharge shouldn't look like cottage cheese, it shouldn't be green or yellow,it shouldn't have a fishy smell these are tale tell signs that all is not well in your vagina. Yes meds do interfere,but not to that extent.
In the end Happy Healthy Sexy Swinging life. Mind yourself
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I just vomited in my mouth. Thanks for that. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone  
What’s the glove for?  "
To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone
What’s the glove for?
To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius "
Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone
What’s the glove for?
To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius
Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use "
Amazing idea.
Only as long as that partner is blindfolded 
Have you seen the grapefruit woman? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone
What’s the glove for?
To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius
Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use
Amazing idea.
Only as long as that partner is blindfolded
Have you seen the grapefruit woman? "
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"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone
What’s the glove for?
To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius
Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use
Amazing idea.
Only as long as that partner is blindfolded
Have you seen the grapefruit woman?
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How did they find that technique for the first time. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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When u hear the yummy mummys at the school gates arranging a play date, and u visualise them writhing round in sexy gear asking for your cum.
When someone says its fab and straight away u wonder what is their username.
You know ur a pervert when u kiss ur wife after shes just sucked ur mate off
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle
Once they didn’t start with a lemon
And salt for some texture
Are we talking about tequila or masterbating "
Could actually work!
Sprinkle salt on the inside of a lemon, slide it up and down the shaft, take a mouthful of tequila and suck the tip while it's still in your mouth.
Maximum sensitivity guaranteed |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle
Once they didn’t start with a lemon
And salt for some texture
Are we talking about tequila or masterbating
Could actually work!
Sprinkle salt on the inside of a lemon, slide it up and down the shaft, take a mouthful of tequila and suck the tip while it's still in your mouth.
Maximum sensitivity guaranteed "
I think my cock just crawled back up inside me i can feel the burning sensation already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle
Once they didn’t start with a lemon
And salt for some texture
Are we talking about tequila or masterbating
Could actually work!
Sprinkle salt on the inside of a lemon, slide it up and down the shaft, take a mouthful of tequila and suck the tip while it's still in your mouth.
Maximum sensitivity guaranteed "
Jesus Christ |
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"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle
Once they didn’t start with a lemon
And salt for some texture
Are we talking about tequila or masterbating
Could actually work!
Sprinkle salt on the inside of a lemon, slide it up and down the shaft, take a mouthful of tequila and suck the tip while it's still in your mouth.
Maximum sensitivity guaranteed
Jesus Christ "
No pain no gain |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle
Once they didn’t start with a lemon
And salt for some texture
Are we talking about tequila or masterbating
Could actually work!
Sprinkle salt on the inside of a lemon, slide it up and down the shaft, take a mouthful of tequila and suck the tip while it's still in your mouth.
Maximum sensitivity guaranteed
Jesus Christ "
Think shes gone on to the kink thread to post her love of inflicting pain  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone
What’s the glove for?
To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius
Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use
Amazing idea.
Only as long as that partner is blindfolded
Have you seen the grapefruit woman? "
Have never heard of the grape fruit woman.....is it safe to Google lol
You'll never look at Pringles on the shelf in the supermarket in the same light again ....they be mysteriously selling out in the next few days |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone
What’s the glove for?
To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius
Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use
Amazing idea.
Only as long as that partner is blindfolded
Have you seen the grapefruit woman?
Have never heard of the grape fruit woman.....is it safe to Google lol
You'll never look at Pringles on the shelf in the supermarket in the same light again ....they be mysteriously selling out in the next few days "
Pringles thing as much as i would want to have no use for me at the moment lol
Gloves tho.. hmmm...so many other erotic things can be done with gloves when you combine them with lube
https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U |
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"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone
What’s the glove for?
To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius
Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use
Amazing idea.
Only as long as that partner is blindfolded
Have you seen the grapefruit woman?
Have never heard of the grape fruit woman.....is it safe to Google lol
You'll never look at Pringles on the shelf in the supermarket in the same light again ....they be mysteriously selling out in the next few days
Pringles thing as much as i would want to have no use for me at the moment lol
Gloves tho.. hmmm...so many other erotic things can be done with gloves when you combine them with lube
https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U"
Ever thought about putting all these tips and ideas into a book, there is a fortune to be made. |
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"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone
What’s the glove for?
To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius
Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use
Amazing idea.
Only as long as that partner is blindfolded
Have you seen the grapefruit woman?
Have never heard of the grape fruit woman.....is it safe to Google lol
You'll never look at Pringles on the shelf in the supermarket in the same light again ....they be mysteriously selling out in the next few days
Pringles thing as much as i would want to have no use for me at the moment lol
Gloves tho.. hmmm...so many other erotic things can be done with gloves when you combine them with lube
https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U"
OMG, that noise she makes when she is sucking the dildo. Lol |
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"Places that YouTube takes you to are sometimes odd alright hehe "
We've all done it. All hours of the morning looking at YouTube and then next thing we are watching random YouTube videos like what noise does a worm a make or how long it takes a Giraffe to throw up.
The internet is a truly wonderful thing. Library right at our fingertips though also a big distraction at times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Places that YouTube takes you to are sometimes odd alright hehe
When your really happy to see missus fine ass back as her profile pic "
I’ll second that!!!!! Just begs for a face buried in it  |
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