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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My hand is in my jocks
Thinking of u
Its cuming and as always i always get tongue tied or brain freeze trying to think what to put on the card whats ur go to verse  |
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"Roses are flowers,
Pebbles are stones,
Here's a big shout out to those on their own.
Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,
Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.
Spend an hour wth me
Ill only charge a few bob
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Roses are flowers,
Pebbles are stones,
Here's a big shout out to those on their own.
Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,
Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.
Spend an hour wth me
Ill only charge a few bob
"
A few bob u say
But u dont promise a lay
Now if she sat on my knee
A smile on her face there will be |
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"Roses are flowers,
Pebbles are stones,
Here's a big shout out to those on their own.
Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,
Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.
Spend an hour wth me
Ill only charge a few bob
A few bob u say
But u dont promise a lay
Now if she sat on my knee
A smile on her face there will be "
She's not smiling,
She's laughing
Cos she can't find your dick.
She said it's so small
It looks like a wick  |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Roses are flowers,
Pebbles are stones,
Here's a big shout out to those on their own.
Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,
Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.
Spend an hour wth me
Ill only charge a few bob
A few bob u say
But u dont promise a lay
Now if she sat on my knee
A smile on her face there will be
She's not smiling,
She's laughing
Cos she can't find your dick.
She said it's so small
It looks like a wick "
Of course its a wick
That i love to dip
Up to the balls
Into her I'll slip
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over a year ago
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"Roses are flowers,
Pebbles are stones,
Here's a big shout out to those on their own.
Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,
Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.
Fantastic  "
Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are flowers,
Pebbles are stones,
Here's a big shout out to those on their own.
Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,
Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.
Fantastic
Love it "
Winner  ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are flowers,
Pebbles are stones,
Here's a big shout out to those on their own.
Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,
Look on the bright side you're not with a knob. "
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"Roses are flowers,
Pebbles are stones,
Here's a big shout out to those on their own.
Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,
Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.
Spend an hour wth me
Ill only charge a few bob
A few bob u say
But u dont promise a lay
Now if she sat on my knee
A smile on her face there will be
She's not smiling,
She's laughing
Cos she can't find your dick.
She said it's so small
It looks like a wick
Of course its a wick
That i love to dip
Up to the balls
Into her I'll slip
"
CJ hallmark are looking for your number. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He grabbed me by my slender neck
I couldn't yell or scream.
He took me to his dingy room
Where we could not be seen.
He stripped me of my flimsy wrap,
And gazed upon my form.
I was wet and cold and damp,
And he was nice and warm.
His feverish lips he pressed to mine,
I gave him every drop.
He drained me of my very self,
And I couldn't make him stop.
He made me what I am today,
That's why you find me here...
A broken bottle, tossed away,
That once was full of beer |
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