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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Politely turn down a guy... Response was "no bother your fanny is probably septic anyways x"
He did sign it off with the X funnily enough which was decent considering he thought my vagina was gone off  |
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"Whats the sleaziest most cringe worthy message have you ever received?  "
the amount of sleazy messages I get from the ladies it’s hard to pick just one message out. They are like wild animals and just see me as a price of meat  |
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"Whats the sleaziest most cringe worthy message have you ever received? the amount of sleazy messages I get from the ladies it’s hard to pick just one message out. They are like wild animals and just see me as a price of meat
* piece... although I have been offered money for my services and offered money for my auld worn jocks  "
Those plesky men! |
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"Whats the sleaziest most cringe worthy message have you ever received? "
I literally just got it in the last half hour. Was from a guy who I’d never spoke to before wanting me to meet him after work tonight and essentially force myself on him after he finished work tonight. Strange people about |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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One of my better ones was "my wife is asleep so I can only fuck you in my kitchen so she won't know"
I've never even spoke to that person before.
He literally assumed that if I'm online, I'll just come to his house and he'll do me a "favour" by "relieving me" lol |
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"Whats the sleaziest most cringe worthy message have you ever received?
I literally just got it in the last half hour. Was from a guy who I’d never spoke to before wanting me to meet him after work tonight and essentially force myself on him after he finished work tonight. Strange people about "
Lol that's not even cringy any more to women. We get it regularly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of my better ones was "my wife is asleep so I can only fuck you in my kitchen so she won't know"
I've never even spoke to that person before.
He literally assumed that if I'm online, I'll just come to his house and he'll do me a "favour" by "relieving me" lol"
Is that not how it works??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One of my better ones was "my wife is asleep so I can only fuck you in my kitchen so she won't know"
I've never even spoke to that person before.
He literally assumed that if I'm online, I'll just come to his house and he'll do me a "favour" by "relieving me" lol
Is that not how it works?? "
We'll never know... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of my better ones was "my wife is asleep so I can only fuck you in my kitchen so she won't know"
I've never even spoke to that person before.
He literally assumed that if I'm online, I'll just come to his house and he'll do me a "favour" by "relieving me" lol
Is that not how it works??
We'll never know..."
Unless i recreate that exact scenario then message you the same thing...
Need too find a wife first so it could be a while
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats the sleaziest most cringe worthy message have you ever received?
I literally just got it in the last half hour. Was from a guy who I’d never spoke to before wanting me to meet him after work tonight and essentially force myself on him after he finished work tonight. Strange people about
Lol that's not even cringy any more to women. We get it regularly "
If that’s the case then I can only apologise for my gender |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats the sleaziest most cringe worthy message have you ever received?
I literally just got it in the last half hour. Was from a guy who I’d never spoke to before wanting me to meet him after work tonight and essentially force myself on him after he finished work tonight. Strange people about
Lol that's not even cringy any more to women. We get it regularly
If that’s the case then I can only apologise for my gender "
When the feck did we elect you spokesman... I really have to start going to these meetings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just few from last 24 hours
"will you breastfeed me"
"sex how much"
"when your Daddy gets tired of your tight pussy call me gorgeous"
" your unbelievable I would drink your piss"
"would love your feet in my face" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just few from last 24 hours
"will you breastfeed me"
"sex how much"
"when your Daddy gets tired of your tight pussy call me gorgeous"
" your unbelievable I would drink your piss"
"would love your feet in my face""
To your credit you still havent blocked me |
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"Just few from last 24 hours
"will you breastfeed me"
"sex how much"
"when your Daddy gets tired of your tight pussy call me gorgeous"
" your unbelievable I would drink your piss"
"would love your feet in my face""
Aren’t people mad |
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"Whats the sleaziest most cringe worthy message have you ever received?
I literally just got it in the last half hour. Was from a guy who I’d never spoke to before wanting me to meet him after work tonight and essentially force myself on him after he finished work tonight. Strange people about
Lol that's not even cringy any more to women. We get it regularly
If that’s the case then I can only apologise for my gender
When the feck did we elect you spokesman... I really have to start going to these meetings"
Shuurrr up you...im making a list of all the other things you fellas do !!! |
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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago
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"Just few from last 24 hours
"will you breastfeed me"
"sex how much"
"when your Daddy gets tired of your tight pussy call me gorgeous"
" your unbelievable I would drink your piss"
"would love your feet in my face""
Got the breastfeed one too, he offers money then  |
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"Whats the sleaziest most cringe worthy message have you ever received?
I literally just got it in the last half hour. Was from a guy who I’d never spoke to before wanting me to meet him after work tonight and essentially force myself on him after he finished work tonight. Strange people about "
I think the same guy messaged me. Lol. Couldn't understand that straight means straight and wouldn't take no for an answer. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Just few from last 24 hours
"will you breastfeed me"
"sex how much"
"when your Daddy gets tired of your tight pussy call me gorgeous"
" your unbelievable I would drink your piss"
"would love your feet in my face"
Got the breastfeed one too, he offers money then "
Not to bad asking ye women but when he asked me it took the biscut
And it wasnt a rusk |
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By *inn2000Woman
over a year ago
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"Just few from last 24 hours
"will you breastfeed me"
Got the breastfeed one too, he offers money then "
Yep I got the breastfeeding one too.
And today's best is 'I have the works van and can pick you up' When I politely declined he said 'well you are probably so fat you wouldn't fit in it anyway'
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"Whats the sleaziest most cringe worthy message have you ever received?
I literally just got it in the last half hour. Was from a guy who I’d never spoke to before wanting me to meet him after work tonight and essentially force myself on him after he finished work tonight. Strange people about
Lol that's not even cringy any more to women. We get it regularly
If that’s the case then I can only apologise for my gender "
As magnanimous as that is of you, you should not have to apologise for the actions of others. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Just few from last 24 hours
"will you breastfeed me"
Got the breastfeed one too, he offers money then
Yep I got the breastfeeding one too.
And today's best is 'I have the works van and can pick you up' When I politely declined he said 'well you are probably so fat you wouldn't fit in it anyway'
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Did he even throw an auld matresss in the back of the van |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Another sleaze gem:
Unlike most men I'm not a time waster, I dont want to just dump my load in You, I want connection. Come to my place now and I will show you a good time.
Basically one thinks that if he mentions how genuine and respectful he is - dial a ride is on lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a guy..... Who claimed to be straight in his message.... Married and wanted to meet up with me. Wanted me to "fuck his arse bareback and dump my load inside him so when he was fucking his wife later my cum would be escaping from his arse"...... I declined and that was the straw that broke this donkey's back.... Blocked mails from all guys after that one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Had a guy..... Who claimed to be straight in his message.... Married and wanted to meet up with me. Wanted me to "fuck his arse bareback and dump my load inside him so when he was fucking his wife later my cum would be escaping from his arse"...... I declined and that was the straw that broke this donkey's back.... Blocked mails from all guys after that one. "
Could almost go onto embarrassing thread after trying that lol |
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"Not really sleazy but I messaged a lady bit back, she asked was I a pikey because my name my paddy and I said god no,she replied ok u pikey cunt!!!"
I'd say you cried so much you nearly quenched the campfire |
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By *addy0Man
over a year ago
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"Not really sleazy but I messaged a lady bit back, she asked was I a pikey because my name my paddy and I said god no,she replied ok u pikey cunt!!!
I'd say you cried so much you nearly quenched the campfire "
totally the whole haulting site could hear me sob all me brothers aunties uncles cousins |
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"Not really sleazy but I messaged a lady bit back, she asked was I a pikey because my name my paddy and I said god no,she replied ok u pikey cunt!!!
I'd say you cried so much you nearly quenched the campfire
totally the whole haulting site could hear me sob all me brothers aunties uncles cousins "
So two other people then?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh forgot about this one "babe u got fine written all over ya. Ur such a sexy masterpiece love to nail you to the wall" "
If you were a fruit you would be called a Fineapple  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh forgot about this one "babe u got fine written all over ya. Ur such a sexy masterpiece love to nail you to the wall"
God rosy u must of got damp reading that "
Ah stop I was as wet as a otters pocket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you were a fruit you would be called a Fineapple
Now that is good! "
Don't even go there... plenty of fineapples in the block basket at this point lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't get insulting ones, occasional messages from males who don't quite seem to have grasped our dynamic
"love to ride the missus while you watch"
What can you do but laugh really.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got a message from a guy who wanted to cum in N’s socks so she could put them back on and wear them all day. I kid you not!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on yesterday's socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sleazy but weird..."if you were having a drink & saw a 3" man floating in your glass, what would you do?"
Also from the same guy..."If a guy was eating your ass & you needed to fart, would you move away?"
He's funny, I play along & try to turn him off but I don't think it's possible  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sleazy but weird..."if you were having a drink & saw a 3" man floating in your glass, what would you do?"
Also from the same guy..."If a guy was eating your ass & you needed to fart, would you move away?"
He's funny, I play along & try to turn him off but I don't think it's possible "
What does that first one even mean? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got one a couple of years ago on another site. A guy asked if he could "feed" on my breasts
I don't know if he meant pretend to breastfeed him or for him to actually try to eat them
Tina 
Thats mad, anyone with kids like myself would leave the mother and babies to it... Thank feck I never felt the need to slip my head in there "
There are whole sites devoted to ANRs, common enough kink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sleazy but weird..."if you were having a drink & saw a 3" man floating in your glass, what would you do?"
Also from the same guy..."If a guy was eating your ass & you needed to fart, would you move away?"
He's funny, I play along & try to turn him off but I don't think it's possible
What does that first one even mean? "
He comes up with the most random questions I told him I'd flush my drink & the man down the toilet as I assume he'd have peed in my drink. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sleazy but weird..."if you were having a drink & saw a 3" man floating in your glass, what would you do?"
Also from the same guy..."If a guy was eating your ass & you needed to fart, would you move away?"
He's funny, I play along & try to turn him off but I don't think it's possible
What does that first one even mean?
He comes up with the most random questions I told him I'd flush my drink & the man down the toilet as I assume he'd have peed in my drink."
Omg that's so gross. Imagine some dick cheese just skimming on top vodka lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sleazy but weird..."if you were having a drink & saw a 3" man floating in your glass, what would you do?"
Also from the same guy..."If a guy was eating your ass & you needed to fart, would you move away?"
He's funny, I play along & try to turn him off but I don't think it's possible
What does that first one even mean?
He comes up with the most random questions I told him I'd flush my drink & the man down the toilet as I assume he'd have peed in my drink.
Omg that's so gross. Imagine some dick cheese just skimming on top vodka lol "
It just got weirder after that, but funny weird. Did you see that thing about the guy who has never pulled back his foreskin when he was washing himself? He thought he was just getting bigger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sleazy but weird..."if you were having a drink & saw a 3" man floating in your glass, what would you do?"
Also from the same guy..."If a guy was eating your ass & you needed to fart, would you move away?"
He's funny, I play along & try to turn him off but I don't think it's possible
What does that first one even mean?
He comes up with the most random questions I told him I'd flush my drink & the man down the toilet as I assume he'd have peed in my drink.
Omg that's so gross. Imagine some dick cheese just skimming on top vodka lol
It just got weirder after that, but funny weird. Did you see that thing about the guy who has never pulled back his foreskin when he was washing himself? He thought he was just getting bigger "
Hahahaha that's exactly why I mentioned dick cheese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sleazy but weird..."if you were having a drink & saw a 3" man floating in your glass, what would you do?"
Also from the same guy..."If a guy was eating your ass & you needed to fart, would you move away?"
He's funny, I play along & try to turn him off but I don't think it's possible
What does that first one even mean?
He comes up with the most random questions I told him I'd flush my drink & the man down the toilet as I assume he'd have peed in my drink.
Omg that's so gross. Imagine some dick cheese just skimming on top vodka lol
It just got weirder after that, but funny weird. Did you see that thing about the guy who has never pulled back his foreskin when he was washing himself? He thought he was just getting bigger
Hahahaha that's exactly why I mentioned dick cheese "
And he's been having sex, how could anyone go through with that?! He must've stunk. Had to be imaginary women |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sleazy but weird..."if you were having a drink & saw a 3" man floating in your glass, what would you do?"
Also from the same guy..."If a guy was eating your ass & you needed to fart, would you move away?"
He's funny, I play along & try to turn him off but I don't think it's possible
What does that first one even mean?
He comes up with the most random questions I told him I'd flush my drink & the man down the toilet as I assume he'd have peed in my drink.
Omg that's so gross. Imagine some dick cheese just skimming on top vodka lol
It just got weirder after that, but funny weird. Did you see that thing about the guy who has never pulled back his foreskin when he was washing himself? He thought he was just getting bigger
Hahahaha that's exactly why I mentioned dick cheese
And he's been having sex, how could anyone go through with that?! He must've stunk. Had to be imaginary women "
Well he said he worked in a bar so half of them must have been half dead by the time he got to them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Missus - can't message you so can't add to the cringe worthy messages you receive but that profile photo is stunning. "
Probably for the best. Changing back to my face tomorrow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sleazy but weird..."if you were having a drink & saw a 3" man floating in your glass, what would you do?"
Also from the same guy..."If a guy was eating your ass & you needed to fart, would you move away?"
He's funny, I play along & try to turn him off but I don't think it's possible
What does that first one even mean?
He comes up with the most random questions I told him I'd flush my drink & the man down the toilet as I assume he'd have peed in my drink.
Omg that's so gross. Imagine some dick cheese just skimming on top vodka lol
It just got weirder after that, but funny weird. Did you see that thing about the guy who has never pulled back his foreskin when he was washing himself? He thought he was just getting bigger
Hahahaha that's exactly why I mentioned dick cheese
And he's been having sex, how could anyone go through with that?! He must've stunk. Had to be imaginary women
Well he said he worked in a bar so half of them must have been half dead by the time he got to them "
I'm sure they're all in hiding now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What if they told their friends something like "omg I've hooked up with that guy" and a year later they all see that video
I'd leave the country"
No shit. Dick cheese sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if they told their friends something like "omg I've hooked up with that guy" and a year later they all see that video
I'd leave the country
No shit. Dick cheese sandwich "
good luck to him ever getting up close & personal with a woman again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What if they told their friends something like "omg I've hooked up with that guy" and a year later they all see that video
I'd leave the country
No shit. Dick cheese sandwich
good luck to him ever getting up close & personal with a woman again "
No more 40 lassies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You remind me of my overweight sister I've always had a thing for. Started when we'd wrestle as teenagers and I'd get hard"
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I'm sure that got you excited |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You remind me of my overweight sister I've always had a thing for. Started when we'd wrestle as teenagers and I'd get hard"
I'm sure that got you excited "
Oh so flattered  |
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"Being called mammy
I couldn't read the rest...."
Think we’ve had the same guy messaging Geordie haha
I saw you from the stairs mammy bending over in your mini skirt and I just wanted to fuck you right now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I watch you pleasure yourself with a 50 euro note...
Struggling to picture the logistics of that...
They always say money doesn't make you happy "
If it doesn't- you just dont know how to use it right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of my better ones was "my wife is asleep so I can only fuck you in my kitchen so she won't know"
I've never even spoke to that person before.
He literally assumed that if I'm online, I'll just come to his house and he'll do me a "favour" by "relieving me" lol"
So you won’t call round to just anyone’s kitchen late at night?
Oh well better remove you from the hotlist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being called mammy
I couldn't read the rest....
Think we’ve had the same guy messaging Geordie haha
I saw you from the stairs mammy bending over in your mini skirt and I just wanted to fuck you right now "
That's the one
I don't feel so bad now |
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"Being called mammy
I couldn't read the rest....
Think we’ve had the same guy messaging Geordie haha
I saw you from the stairs mammy bending over in your mini skirt and I just wanted to fuck you right now
That's the one
I don't feel so bad now "
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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago
Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun |
Got one from a guy a few years back who wanted me to go down to Limerick, meet a girl (he gave me her Facebook details) and fuck her while secretly recording it to send to him.
Whole thing just reeked of obsessive ex or just typical creep. |
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"I don't envy women here having to read them kind of messages daily!
The ones like “can I fuck your shithole you mean” oh Jesus Christ is say you were ready to jump on him after that message !  "
Ran out the door I did couldn’t wait to meet him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just few from last 24 hours
"will you breastfeed me"
"sex how much"
"when your Daddy gets tired of your tight pussy call me gorgeous"
" your unbelievable I would drink your piss"
"would love your feet in my face""
You got that one too "Will you breastfeed me" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't envy women here having to read them kind of messages daily!
The ones like “can I fuck your shithole you mean” oh Jesus Christ is say you were ready to jump on him after that message !
Ran out the door I did couldn’t wait to meet him if you didn't have your profile on hidden id prob leave you a similar message
Taking a break from the idiots Well I'm not an idiot so message me your kik there please 
Hard to when you are gone "
Who'd we lose? |
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"I don't envy women here having to read them kind of messages daily!
The ones like “can I fuck your shithole you mean” oh Jesus Christ is say you were ready to jump on him after that message !
Ran out the door I did couldn’t wait to meet him if you didn't have your profile on hidden id prob leave you a similar message
Taking a break from the idiots Well I'm not an idiot so message me your kik there please
Hard to when you are gone
Who'd we lose?"
Don’t remember his name |
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"Being called mammy
I couldn't read the rest....
Think we’ve had the same guy messaging Geordie haha
I saw you from the stairs mammy bending over in your mini skirt and I just wanted to fuck you right now "
Saaaame! Sometimes I get the HONOUR of being called "daughter" |
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"Whats the sleaziest most cringe worthy message have you ever received? the amount of sleazy messages I get from the ladies it’s hard to pick just one message out. They are like wild animals and just see me as a price of meat
* piece... although I have been offered money for my services and offered money for my auld worn jocks "
mind the gap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just few from last 24 hours
"will you breastfeed me"
"sex how much"
"when your Daddy gets tired of your tight pussy call me gorgeous"
" your unbelievable I would drink your piss"
"would love your feet in my face"
You got that one too "Will you breastfeed me" "
And there was me feeling special |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Another great one:
"I want you to fuck my husband" in the opening message.
Wonder if some women actually think that everyone is just automatically attracted to their husbands and just can't wait to fuck them lol |
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