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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuz you didn't fucking cook it!

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By *ustin-SiderMan over a year ago

Belfast

To get to the other side (of life).

Poor chicken was having an existential crisis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did the Irish chicken cross the road?

No-one knows, but he constantly talks about how much he loved the other side of the road and that he’s going to go back one day, but never ever does

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By *im tim timMan over a year ago

to get some some cock....

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By *osmicGateMan over a year ago

louth

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To get run over by a car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why did the Irish chicken cross the road?

No-one knows, but he constantly talks about how much he loved the other side of the road and that he’s going to go back one day, but never ever does"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FFS why is everyone so obsessed with the poor chicken and crossing the road.

It’s obvious that it was on the way to a coffee meet as the coffee shop was on the other side .....simple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dream of a better world..... Where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because it watched Chicken Run and was looking for the Cock.

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By *he rover returnedWoman over a year ago

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To get the hell away from some of the cocks on here

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By *lexbesteMan over a year ago

athlone

Some shite on here lol

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By *lexbesteMan over a year ago

athlone

How did the know Paul walker didn't have dandruff before he died because the found his head and shoulders in the back of the car

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By *lexbesteMan over a year ago

athlone

Did ye hear Paul walker was on the radio before he died and dashboard and the steering wheel and window screen lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did the chewing gum cross the road......... Because it was stuck to the chickens foot..

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By *lexbesteMan over a year ago

athlone

Why the chicken cross the rd because his flatmate was on the other side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To go KFC. He heard one of her mates. Went to hell an wanted to see if it was true

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By *ustin-SiderMan over a year ago

Belfast

"To get to the other side (of life).

Poor chicken was having an existential crisis.

Or maybe the chicken crossed the road to prove that he wasn't chicken.

Wow that really is an existential crisis.

That's deep.

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By *easingTimMan over a year ago

Loughlinstown

...after crossing the road,

why did the chicken not enter the public toilets?

Because that's where all the cocks ...hang out

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

It's a good job ducks never cross the road..

By the way was the chicken attached to a pervert when it crossed the road..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To get to the idiots house

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By *ohnsmithMan over a year ago

South Tipperary

To get to Holland...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...after crossing the road,

why did the chicken not enter the public toilets?

Because that's where all the cocks ...hang out

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dream of a better world..... Where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Knock knock...

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By *ustin-SiderMan over a year ago

Belfast

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did ye hear Paul walker was on the radio before he died and dashboard and the steering wheel and window screen lol"

Savage

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